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Joined 10-29-13, id: 5274960, Profile Updated: 07-31-14
Author has written 7 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Teen Titans, Mortal Instruments, Family Guy, Harry Potter, Victorious, and Divergent Trilogy.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I 'm Black When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call

me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

92 of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl but the furthest thing from a damsel-in-distress, copy and past this into your profile.

95 percent of teenagers care about popularity. If you like pretzels, copy and paste this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART! (I would love to do)

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

Believe in fairies They make dreams come true Believe in wonder THE STARS AND THE MOON Believe in magic From the fairies above They dance on the flowers And sing songs of love And if you just believe And always say the truth The fairies will watch over you

Copy and paste if you believe that magic could be true.

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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Joint Custody by Cheru-chu reviews
"Arrangement?" "Yes, an arrangement," I looked at the green haired boy from behind my hands, "W-we could share him. H-he could spend time with you and time with me." He blinked, "Or I could just kill you." A story about an unfortunate girl who eventually bribes our favorite green-haired Gehenna prince into sharing Behemoth and all the ensuing chaos caused by the odd relationship.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,517 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Amaimon, OC
Good was never an option by Darling Honey reviews
I was watching Teen Titans the other day and I was looking at fanfics and didn't find one I quite like so I decided to write one. Its Jinx and Kid Flash 3 I support it and it's cute. Its romance pure romance and might get naughty ;)
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Jinx, Kid Flash - Complete
The Greatest Show Unearthed by Lupin Hallow reviews
Chaos ensues when Zalgo steals a legendary ring from the Creepypastas and hides it somewhere in Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Laughing Jack and Jeff The Killer must get it back. But when they are changed back into their old selves, Jacks past comes back to haunt him, and this truly will be, The Greatest Show Unearthed. Jackxjeff boyxboy don't like don't read.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2015
Anti-Gravity by Patronus12 reviews
A Divergent one-shot. Tobias and Tris go for the ride of their lives. A tiny bit of... Tobias/Tris? Fourtris? Tobiatris? Whatever it's called!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2014
Train Murders by Robin Gurl reviews
There have been a string of murders on the newest train from London to Paris. It's an over night sleeper train. People are being killed off one by one without any trace. Sebastian and Ciel are on the case. Problem is it's in the dead of winter and Ciel's Asthma rears it's ugly head.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,754 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 127 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
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Lost Love reviews
When Eric, Four, Tris, Christina, Will, Zeke, Shauna, Lynn, Marlene, Uriah, and Peter are sent to Hogwarts to make amends with the wizarding world, Eric finally sees his old girlfriend again, and the gang will never believe it. He wasn't the most liked person in the school, but he wants to make amends to not lose his sweetheart of a girlfriend that no one ever expected.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2014 - [Draco M., OC, Eric]
Hold on till may
A teaser for my story Family visits set in the future details inside. Meg just needs to hold on a few more months until she's with the ones she loves and the ones that love her again, but it's not easy. Bad at summaries. PLEASE READ!
Crossover - Family Guy & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Published: 7/31/2014 - [Meg G., Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Family Visits reviews
When Meg was 15 she ran away from the Griffins to her Aunt Natalie and Uncle Andrew's home. They took her into their home and she changed her name to Beatrice Prior. When she was sixteen she chose Dauntless as her faction and everyone knows what happened from there. Now the Griffins have decided to pay her a little visit. No war. I'll do my best to make it as hilarious as possible.
Crossover - Family Guy & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias] Meg G., Peter G.
Even After All These Years reviews
Kimiko's dad dies and her mom forces her to leave the temple and her friends behind. Being forced to start over in L.A. she takes the name Trina. She is outcasted at school by everyone, even her half-sister Tori and her friends. So, what happens when Tori and her friends turn out to be dragons and their mom lets Tori go to the temple and Trina return? Raikim. T because i'm paranoid
Crossover - Xiaolin Showdown & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Kimiko, Raimundo] Trina V.
For those who didn't get to say goodbye reviews
I've seen this floating around profiles for awhile and I know by experience that they don't get read a lot, so I decided to post it here. This version is altered to clary, Jonathon brings a gun to the institute. Extremely sad! I've read this one and the original multiple times and every time I nearly cry or cry! The original is on my profile a bit of a way down.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jocelyn F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Walking in a Winter Wonderand reviews
Kimiko and Raimundo used to walk in winter wonderlands every year. One-shot. Song-fic.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
I Never Told You reviews
Jinx never told Wally that she loved him and now he was gone. Flinx. R&R. One-shot
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/7/2013 - [Kid Flash, Jinx] - Complete
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