Spookysauce
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Joined 01-25-04, id: 527642, Profile Updated: 09-04-12
Author has written 6 stories for Spirited Away, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Pokémon, Ragnarok Online, and .hack/SIGN.

Anyway, I'm Spookysauce. I do internet stuff and write about things.

I've been a member since January of '04, so I was literally 12 (actually 11, but whatever), and I frankly don't take criticism very well (especially when the critic's grammar sucks so badly that I can't read it (that happens quite often, actually)).


Eventually, I'll be writing a massive Pokemon fanfiction entitled Colors. There will be a lot of OCs involved, so if you do not enjoy reading that kind of fan-fiction, I suggest you do not read it! General characters, such as the Champions, Gym Leaders, etc., will be involved, however.

Colors - Yellow Arc: Pikachu rested quietly on Blaise's shoulder, enveloping itself in the salty breeze. Blastoise cried out beside its blond trainer upon its release, running itself out into the ocean with a large smile on its face. Charizard was playing in the sky above Pallet Town, Venusaur basked in the warm sunlight, Lapras joined Bastoise with an even larger smile, and Jolteon curled itself beside its trainer.

Blaise had never been so proud of his decision of becoming a Pokemon Trainer.

Colors - SouldSilver and HeartGold: Returning her beaten Pokemon, Karen began. "Strong Pokemon. Weak Pokemon. This is just an assumption made by people to hide their own ineptness, because there has never been such a thing. Win with your favorites, your friends, and you shall overcome every obstacle."

Myrna smiled sadly, hoping that Silver would somehow hear those words.

"Now, go! The Champion is waiting for you! I wish you the best of luck, little girl. You have a very bright future."

Colors - Black and White Arc: "Why do you fight me, Levana? What do you have to gain in fighting me?" N cried over the painful roars of Zekrom, stunned that his friend had at last fallen. Levana, ever so quiet, looked over to the green-haired man, and held a genuine smile.

"Pokemon are my friends, N. Taking that away will harm me again," Levana whispered as Zekrom was returned to its PokeBall, her voice as quiet as the piano she played. N gulped, almost floored by the voice he had never heard before. "Do you... want to hurt me, N? Do you want the world run by hate? That's what you're trying to do..."

N sent out no other Pokemon and continued to stare at the strange white-eyed girl he had met so long ago. "You've... never talked to me before."

Levana nodded, her smile still holding on. "Let's continue."


UPDATE: HOLY SHIT. PICTURES ON MY FF.NET? I'm never going to get used to this.

UPDATE 2: I just realized I'm a total shipper. SasuSaku, SoulSilvershipping, NxTouko... Oh god please shoot me now.

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Pokemon Fantasy Quest IV DX Omega 2: The Movie: The Animated Series by Bokaj Rellim reviews
Join Aero, a seemingly average Pokémon trainer on a not-so-average mission to become the Champion of the Kanto region, make some friends, fight some criminals, level some buildings, and hell maybe even get married. Based loosely on the GBA remakes of R/B because I'm racist against grayscale and also my gameboy is out of batteries. Stuff happens. It's pretty wonderful.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,179 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 8/4/2007 - OC
Bill The Pixel's Epic Quest Of Extreme Pongitude by Bokaj Rellim reviews
An epic tale about the epic adventure of an epic pixel named Bill after escaping his former life of being batted back and forth by two feuding paddle brothers. God save us all.
Pong - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010
Kitteh vs kitty The Clash by PureSinner reviews
That's the fourth man that you killed today Uchiha! What have you got to say in your defense' 'The damn cat is guilty.' Blink. 'A cat' 'One devil cat indeed.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stefan Jokes by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
The Greil Mercenaries need to rest up for a big march tomorrow…too bad Boyd and Rolf won’t go to sleep. In which the mercenaries are all sucked into telling tall tales, Soren is even more irritated than usual, and Stefan is…Chuck Norris?
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Complete
Second Glance by Maplefudge reviews
An Assassin Cross and Priestess who just don't get along keep getting played with by fate. He was a challenge she didn't want to accept, yet she's slowly figuring him out anyway. CHAPTER FIFTEEN UPLOADED. DONE, FINALLY!
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,659 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Huzzah! by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
In Chapter 32! The tactician really wants to be a duck, Serra and L’Arachel break the laws of physics—again—and everything is BRIGHTLY COLORED AND LATIN AMERICAN! Sucks for those who have a grip on a reality…yes, Erk, that means you.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,840 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/23/2005
Clubs and Spades by ravenclawing reviews
What happens when the ace of spades and the two of clubs finally express their love? Malemale!
Solitaire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Complete
OMFG Another Sacred Stones Parody by Numdenu reviews
From the author of Self Help: Sacred Stones Parodies comes her own, custom tailored spoof! Five chapters, the newest featuring dumplings, evil plotting, and...Lyn? Don't die, Franz! WARNING: Innuendo and Sethbashing!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 1/3/2007
Tally Ho by Sardonic Kender Smile reviews
Join Canas as he wanders around aimlessly to learn the secrets of everything .:and nothing:. and document it all Nigel Thornberry style!
Fire Emblem - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Canas
Prosecutor Angst by Timcampy-chan reviews
Edgeworth's feeling cranky and pubescent today, and he doesn't know why. It's a Potter Puppet Pals parody! No pairings intended. Rated T for randomness, exploding puppets, and spirit mediums that insert disturbing theories into the script.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2007 - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pink Sugar Heart Attack! by Timcampy-chan reviews
Oneshot! The powerful Lundgren has defeated Lyn, and no one else stands a chance against him, except for one person...CRACK ALERT! Rated T just to be safe. No language, but it might be a little disturbing for some...
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Spirited Within by bluetreeleaves reviews
COMPLETE! Stopping in his tracks, Haku looked up into the eyes of the most enchanting creature he'd ever seen... A human girl... A remake of the entire movie through Haku's eyes. HakuChihiro
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,447 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
The Bestest MattGuy Story EVAR by metal goat reviews
When Guy is training one day, Karel comes and attacks him! Oh no! What will he do now? Will Matthew come and save him? R&R PLZ! [parody]
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Complete
The Physics of Touch by Ivy Aithne reviews
[sasusaku snapshot] On a lovely spring morning, Sakura accidently bumps into Sasuke...literally.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 33 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Irresistible by Atanvarne reviews
Leggy's oh dear god WTF adventure, where everyone wants a share of hot, steamy, Legolas lovin'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Legolas - Complete
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Bloody Blossoms reviews
A collection of one-shots about the beloved couple and my personal Naruto OTP, Sasuke and Sakura. 2: Home. "Come with us. We're looking for a home, too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Making a Server By Yourself 101 reviews
Escapades in setting up a unique private server through short one-shots. Expect random and swearing. Mr. Fluffy, stop hating the human race!
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Your Name's N! reviews
Cheren makes fun of N when they first met, N just wants to battle White, and White's speechless. Written back when BW was first translated loosely into broken English.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2011 - N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
Misaki Sasuke reviews
Kabuto's wondering why in the world Sasuke's worried over that bug guy. Sasuke's yelling about some dude named Tri-Edge, a bird, and imaginary numbers. What in the world is going on?
Crossover - Naruto & .hack/SIGN - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Haseo - Complete
The Color Maroon reviews
...One-Shot, Royai... His eyes weren't a dark red, were they? "I need to stop doing that." "Doing what, sir?" "Nothing."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Reputation reviews
But no, he just HAD to keep her alive, didn't he? ...But, he had a reputation to keep up. [AU] [Middleschool][Twoshot]
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
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