As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.

78. That's how many unique connections there are between the Weasley grandkids (plus Teddy, an honorary Weasley). There're friends, there're not-friends, and there're those who barely know each other. But they're all connected by that indefinable binding force of family. 78 glimpses into the forging of this force.

"The way she babbled on about the place made it seem like some sort of promise land, but James knew full well that is was nothing of the sort. Sowsworth was a wasteland that comprised of seven shops, a pub, and the incredibly bored shadows of lonely people. It was not bloody Shangri-la." AU.

"You're a pretty, innocent-looking young witch. You could get away with anything." As an obituary writer and spy for the Order of the Phoenix, Lily looks to her past to keep the part about innocence at least partly true. LE/JP, set in 1979.

Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?

AU. Oneshot. Lily is fond of laser tag, but when the Marauders find out she has no one to play with, they invite themselves along to a game.

Jily one-shot. Seventh year. "James you're not thinking this straight. What would your parents think?" "Let them think that I've knocked you up."

Lily is dreading spending New Year's Eve at a family party - and seeing in the new year with her sister's vile fiancé. Fortunately, James is quite adept at taking matters into his own hands.

"This is the alphabet according to the Marauders, Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, as recorded on the 7th of November 1976." In which the Marauders rewrite the alphabet, Sirius does not wish to be compared to Snape, Peter is snarky and James and Remus are aching to throw themselves into each other's arms at sunset. Obviously.

Amidst the horrors of war, there is always time for love. :Mature:

"That's not very much in the Christmas spirit, Evans." She tries to conceal her smile, but knows James can feel it. "And staking out a Death Eater hideout is?"

Five times Lily encounters mistletoe throughout the course of her Hogwarts career. Xxx Written for Jily Secret Santa 2013 xxX Lovely artwork by Viria.

He never could brew anything right, he was worse than Uncle Neville according to his dad. In class, they were brewing amortentia, James thought it was hogwash until it was his turn in the queue to take a sniff. He smelled the sweet scent of lavender and at the same time, the musky scent of leather. A curious combination, who would smell like lavender and leather? He asked himself

When Remus falls ill just as the Christmas trees are due to be decorated at Hogwarts, James steps in to help Lily. Fluttery feelings abound.

James and Lily, and a whole lot of firsts. Smut.

Lily visits the coffee shop because Sev works there, even though he's got a completely obnoxious coworker with admittedly fantastic hair.

A simple game of strip poker going about as innocently as strip poker can.

Lily Evans would ask James Potter for help a thousand times before she'd lose a bet, but with three months for him to teach her Quidditch, she may be getting more than she's bargained for.

All Right, Evans?, Part II [7th year]: "As in all wars, life goes on." -HP/HBP

Lily Evans' and James Potter's relationship has always been a complicated story; it's just about to get a lot more complicated. And so is everything else. They might not know each other well, but they're about to know each other a lot better. Cover art by anxiouspineapples.

AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.

"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."

Contrary to popular belief, it was Lily Evans who chose Sirius as Godfather.

No one ever explained this part of love to him. No one told him that magic went beyond transfiguring desks into cats and that magic was holding her hand in his and kissing her eyelashes.

They were caught, eventually. It had been inevitable, but at least James and Lily had two months before things went haywire. Limes oneshot ::no smut but mentions of mature themes::

"And what woman do you expect to carry seven of your offspring into the world?" He takes a moment to consider this. "You, probably."

In which Lily Evans makes the best of insomnia, with the help of her womanly wiles. Edited July 2021.

In which James asks Lily out... only once.

That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.

Theirs was a complicated story, one that had been tangled and gnarled hopelessly with plot twists, arguments, embarrassments, and heartbreak since the very beginning in first year. This is the story of Lily and James from 6th year onwards (but with a twist). Rated M for possible future content/excessive swearing/mature themes etc, in progress.

Lily wears James' quidditch jersey after a late night working on a charms essay. Literally 2,000 words of fluffy nothingness.

Part I of in-progress trilogy [6th year]: The thing about being Lily Evans and James Potter was that you couldn't do anything without everybody else saying something about it.

It was beautiful, just beautiful, but the best part would always, always be right after.

Lily's hair was red. That was the first thing James noticed about her.

AU. Oneshot. After her best friend spots him in a London pub with another woman, Lily is hasty to confront her boyfriend.

"Maybe he was possessed by jinns." "Maybe he IS a jinn." "Maybe he's been threatened by Russian Mafia men. Your dad has connections with them, doesn't he James?" The Marauders try to figure out why Dumbledore made James Head Boy.

Drabble. Lily discovers what the smell in her Amortentia means.

It's Oliver Wood's seventh and final year. He comes back to Hogwarts to see the same faces, but two unexpectedly catch his eye, and one begins to unexpectedly steal his heart. Takes place during POA. Entirely rewritten as of April '11. Complete.

Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.

There were four things that I was incredibly certain of— 1. Prongs was a troublemaker. 2. He very well could be lying and really was a female. 3. I had no clue who he was. 4. I one hundred percent fancied the pants off the bloke.

James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.

The marauders guide to trouble making for future generations. Read to avoid unnecessary detentions and injuries

Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.

James struggles in taking the next step of getting serious with Lily Evans. ONE SHOT.

In which Lily grudgingly agrees to judge a contest between James and Sirius, and is the only one surprised at the outcome. Pure fluff. One Shot, COMPLETE