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Joined 10-30-13, id: 5278317, Profile Updated: 07-10-16
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, and Resident Evil.

WHAT ABOUT SLIK?

Hi. My name is Slik, pleased to meet you.

The things, I write them. I tend to saddle odd characters together in my head and occasionally they come out in text.

I like to read as frequently as possible, quite a bit actually, and I’m a huge fan of several of the writers here. If there’s anything of mine that you see and you like and are looking for more than what I currently have to offer as entertainment, you may want to check out my list of favorite authors and stories. Chances are, if you’re visiting my page and reading my work, you’re already very familiar with them. If you’re not, I highly suggest you check them out!

I am an artsy fartsy performer type who is obnoxiously (not endearingly) verbose in most settings. Generally speaking, on a scale of 1 to 10, I come at you at a 15…all the time. If you dig it, you can dig it.

Additionally, people tell me there are things out there…in a place called the in-ter-nets. Social media, they say. Twitter, they say. Tumblr, they say.

Be warned, I’m horrible at this socializing thing. I can’t promise you anything even remotely interesting, but here you go:

(Due to recent changes to the FF.net site, apparently outside links no longer work, so here are the user names.)

Twitter - lechegomyeggo

Tumblr - dulce-de-leche-go

AO3 - dulce_de_leche_go

Pinterest - dulcedelechego


TRANSLATIONS

· Persefone - Spanish translation of Persephone by DeNilePrincess.


REVIEWS

In regards to reviews, as always, you are free to do how you please but I have just a few requests I’d like to put out there for the sake of having it out there.

If you have grammatical or spelling errors to point out, I’d really prefer them to come to me via a PM. I like to keep the review count to actual reviews with feelings and thoughts on any given chapter instead of hosting them in the reviews since I’ll usually go and make corrections when brought to my attention and time allows. That’s really just a house keeping issue, nothing more.

Please continue to share your opinions, but I urge folks to be mindful of how you present yourself if you are not intending to be offensive. I would encourage you to keep your reviews respectful and constructive…or don’t. That’s up to you, really. I’d prefer not to be flamed, of course, but me saying that isn’t going to make it so. :)

With all that said, I look forward to producing some interesting work here for you and appreciated all of your interest in advance!


NEWS!!

7/10/2016 - Updated my profile page with a link to the in-progress Spanish translation of Persephone by DeNilePrincess (see above). I was also recently contacted by someone for my permission to translate Knowing You into Chinese, so that should probably be coming down the pipes at some point as well! I will add a link when I'm notified that anything has been posted for it. Also, as a reminder, I very seldom check my PMs here on FFnet so if anyone has any urgent questions or just generally wants to converse please visit me on Tumblr (dulce-de-leche-go) and I'll be happy to chat!

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Misplaced Moony by ShayaLonnie reviews
A mysterious item and mischievous Marauders end up accidentally shoving Remus Lupin into another time and place where he has to rebuild his life from scratch, deal with the aftermath of a war he hadn't yet been a part of, all with the help of new friends and a special young witch. *Art by Freya Ishtar* (EST HIATUS UNTIL SUMMER)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 167,817 - Reviews: 3946 - Favs: 2,487 - Follows: 3,634 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Remus L., Hermione G.] Harry P., Sirius B.
Dramione Drabbles & Ficlets by Colubrina reviews
A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty. They will not be expanded, and are each meant to stand alone as it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 61,758 - Reviews: 3796 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 11/11/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Very Granger Reunion by Colubrina reviews
When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G., Theodore N.] Blaise Z. - Complete
The Wrong Strain by Colubrina reviews
Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,610 - Reviews: 11337 - Favs: 2,285 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Everything I am by PurelyPoison reviews
"I'm impossible to love apparently, didn't anyone tell you?" "Now that...that I don't believe at all", he laughed lowly, staring straight back at me and in that moment, I was lost. HG/DM Lemons, Violence and mature themes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 96,385 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Love In A Time Of The Zombie Apocalypse by Rizzle reviews
After Voldemort, there was this. The clock is ticking to create a cure to the unimaginable horror that currently grips the world. Hermione finds herself unwillingly allied with the most hated man in Wizarding Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 241,300 - Reviews: 3258 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sublimation by Colubrina reviews
A story that never happened about people who don't exist in an alternate universe where Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy live and breathe and work together. It isn't pretty, but then love never is. Or is it hate? And can you even tell when the knife is at your throat and you aren't backing away, when you've dug your nails into your palms and all you can say is, "Please." AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,617 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Constellation Name by Colubrina reviews
It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. ONE SHOT. DRAMIONE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Any Other Verse by disillusionist9 reviews
His not-quite corporeal form leaned against the opposite end of her workbench, his neck exposed to the setting sunlight, a streak of red-tinted light across his neck in a violent slash. Hermione was doing her best to ignore the way his breathing filled the space between bubbles in her potions or how the air in the room changed whenever he entered. AU. COMPLETE. SPOOPYSCARYDULCEWEEN
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Voldemort, Nott] Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hey There Little Red by Nautical Paramour reviews
A chance meeting with Professor Fenrir Greyback on a lonely path has college student Hermione wondering if werewolves are real. Good thing the moon isn't full. Modern AU. One-shot. Fenrir x Hermione. Was a one-shot, but is now being expanded. Chapter One can still be read as a stand alone chapter. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,025 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Fenrir G., Hermione G.] - Complete
True Love's Locket by KelseyCat26 reviews
7th Year-Draco Malfoy gets cursed with a locket that took away his ability to speak therefore hampering his ability to perform magic. Without answers of how to get rid of the curse, he has to turn to his sworn enemy, Hermione Granger for help.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 211,708 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/22/2016 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Priorities by LeanaM reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort prepared for the resurrection ritual in book 4. It is absolute nonsense. But it explains, in detail, one of those things in the Potterverse that have baffled me since the publication of the Cursed Child: How Voldemort didn't care to give himself a nose, and yet still somehow remembered other body parts which enabled him to father a child.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
ABANDONED. Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potter are killed and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. I WILL NEVER AGAIN UPDATE THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 97,690 - Reviews: 9637 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 5,322 - Updated: 12/11/2016 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Pygmalion by Colubrina reviews
When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 178,316 - Reviews: 6000 - Favs: 2,852 - Follows: 3,024 - Updated: 11/26/2016 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Stalwart and True by Colubrina reviews
Voldemort has won and, like most members of the opposing side, Hermione has been captured and thrown into a cell. When she's finally dragged out after months the last thing she expects is to find herself facing Theodore Nott. He wants her help in a dystopian world, but can she trust him when he has a Dark Mark burned on his arm? Theomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,299 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 8/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., G. Montague - Complete
If I'm Gonna Fall in Love by Colubrina reviews
Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,785 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/13/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mimic by RavieSnake reviews
A distress call is received. A clock points to mortal peril. Ron enters his home to find shattered glass and blood on the walls...and what the f*** is that? Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Safe Word is Devil's Snare by ShayaLonnie reviews
When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 90,762 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
Alive by ShayaLonnie reviews
The war had been unkind to everyone, but especially to Hermione Granger. His beautiful, brilliant, broken Granger. — Halloween One Shot [Sequel Now Available: "Undead"] Written for #SpookyScaryDulceWeen
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Euphoria by uleanblue reviews
This is a belated entry in the April Fool's Day Trickster Challenge. AU. Hermione Granger's meeting with the Dark Lord goes awry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,249 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Linen Rope by Brightki reviews
Hermione is an upper sixth student at the highly elite Hogwarts School, and she needs extra hours working in the school's science labs for her pre-admission to Oxford the next year. However, she has to get the approval from the chemistry teacher, Dr. Snape, as well as the support of the man in charge of the science department - Dr. Tom Riddle. (Non-Magical/Modern AU) *COMPLETED*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 82,768 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 7/9/2016 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Not Exactly What I Had in Mind by disillusionist9 reviews
Hermione has worked towards eradicating dementors from the Ministry for months, but the plan results in something she could never expect. Percy x Hermione fluffy tumblr prompt, one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Percy W.] - Complete
Rebuilding by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 300 - Words: 263,336 - Reviews: 35330 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 3,611 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Theodore N. - Complete
Pomegranates by BonaFake reviews
ONE-SHOT: Now, she saw his very first smile, and it wasn't a good smile, no, no, it was the kind of smile that burnt your insides and froze them at the same time, it hurt other people and didn't care, but it loved her unconditionally. HG/TR. (tumblr request; edited 7/1/16.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Without Her Letter by Colubrina reviews
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Madness in Love by Colubrina reviews
With the Order of the Phoenix recast in popular opinion as dangerous, a law is put into effect to have them work off their debt to society via what is termed 'good, honest labor' and it leaves Hermione Granger sitting in Draco Malfoy's parlor as a smirking Ministry official condemns her to be her former enemy's slave. Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,201 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
In It to Win It by RavieSnake reviews
Draco really wants to win the annual Halloween costume contest at the Leaky Cauldron. He thinks he's got a winning idea, but then Harry shows up in an equally amusing costume. Will either win? Post Hogwarts. EWE. Oneshot. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Jeepers Creepers by Brightki reviews
It's Halloween and there comes a knocking at the door that awakens Hermione from a deep sleep...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Sunshine and Tomatoes by Colubrina reviews
Theodore Nott had every intention of ignoring the Marriage Law - the very idea the government could force him to get married was absurd - until Luna Lovegood smiled at him in the dingy office, tomatoes in her hair. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 94 - Published: 10/22/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
The Just World Fallacy by InconstantWriter reviews
Sequel to "The Risk-Reward Ratio." The weight of the war begins to break both Hermione and Draco as they struggle to survive capture, betrayal, isolation, the consequences of their actions, and other perils and scars of war, with their lives and relationship intact. Nothing is ever easy, or even fair, but there's nothing they can do but keep fighting. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 225,581 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,044 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
After the Sea by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Hermione have become friends, and more than, when, after a weekend at the shore with Theo Nott, things start to get complicated, especially when they have him move into their flat. Triad. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,498 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.] - Complete
Sailor Trouble by uleanblue reviews
Hermione Granger attempts to restore the Founders' Items, with unexpected results. NOW WITH ADDED BONUS ABSURDITY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Take Me To Church by Brightki reviews
Father Tom Riddle finds himself inappropriately distracted by his young parishioner, Hermione Granger. (Modern/Non-Magic AU. NOT for the faint of heart. Full Warning Inside.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Sucks for Smith by RavieSnake reviews
"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/18/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3309 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,973 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Sugar and Spice by Brightki reviews
Hermione finds a new coffee shop between her flat and the university that she begins frequenting after her classes. Unbeknownst to her, a certain tall dark and handsome barista has become interested in her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N.
The Ones Who Ran by Colubrina reviews
When the impossible happens and the bad guys win, would-be-heroes are thrown together with terrified partners in a plan none of them really want. "I know I'm part of what must be the worst day of your life," he said. "I know I'm the enemy. But, I swear, I'm not going to hurt you." Theo/Luna. Draco/Hermione. Blaise/Ginny. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 69,486 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Housemates by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger, graduate student, needs a cheap apartment that is free of excessive cats, groping men, or weird smells. Abraxas Malfoy wants another housemate. The only problem is Tom Riddle. AU. Really AU. No, really. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Abraxas M., Tom R. Jr., Hermione G. - Complete
The History Project by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy finds a way to magically write notes in History of Magic but the only person the spell will work with is Hermione Granger, or so he claims. Continued from a series of drabbles that got out of control. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,937 - Reviews: 1228 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Boondocks by Brightki reviews
It all started when Hermione's parents told her they would be going "down South" for a wedding of some cousin she hadn't seen since she was probably three. (American AU: Southern!Tom Riddle, Northern!Hermione Granger.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lady of the Lake by Colubrina reviews
Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 183,830 - Reviews: 3717 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 1,905 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Blaise Z. - Complete
Star Splinters by ibuzoo reviews
Someone brushes her hand. The name on her wrist stings, itches, burns. She looks up. And suddenly she stops.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Only a Nobleman by Colubrina reviews
You won't like this. It's a Regency-esque AU romance between original characters and a sequel to a fanfic, Bodyguard of Lies, that irritated almost everyone. Also, the chapters are too short and eventually it'll have this smut in a way that is wholly incidental to the plot and far too BDSMy for most people. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,043 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 3/17/2015 - OC, Theodore N. - Complete
When She Drowned by Colubrina reviews
Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 5/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Fairy Stone by Colubrina reviews
Draco is sentenced to one year in Azkaban, release contingent upon someone willing to vouch for his good behavior. Hermione does. "Oh, I want you," he said. "You, just you, always you. You forever and you for always and you until the bloody sun explodes." Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,827 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 1,839 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 4407 - Favs: 6,805 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Truly, Madly, Deeply by 2BeRini reviews
This is the story of Abraxas Malfoy-Nott, foster son of Theo Nott & son of the late and unlamented Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. A tribute to Colubrina's & dulce de leche go's masterpiece of a collaboration, "A Bodyguard of Lies." This follows the events of Chapter 30, Epilogue III. Rated M for language, mentions of torture and just general bad behavior. (On Hiatus)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2015 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Ginny W., Blaise Z., Theodore N., OC
Dark Cherry Chapstick by Colubrina reviews
Hermione returns for an optional 8th year after the war and Draco Malfoy, also back at Hogwarts at his mother's request, notices she's changed. A brief dip into the 'makeover' trope AND the 'goth' trope in one fic. ONE SHOT. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Mermish by Colubrina reviews
When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
The Diary We Carry by Colubrina reviews
If memory is the diary we carry about with us, what happens if we misplace it? Hermione Granger wakes up in a hospital with almost no recollection of who she is or either of the two men claiming to be her fiancé. "What's the last thing you remember?" The Healer pressed on through his little quiz and now things were really bad. "I… nothing," she said finally. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,347 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.] - Complete
A Fine Institution by Colubrina reviews
When the marriage law fic trope came beating at my brain, what could I do but give in to its brutal demands. Marriage law: now with curry, candy and artificial insemination. As Hermione said, it could have been worse. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Protective Custody by Colubrina reviews
After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Marriage Curse by Pregiera reviews
Afflicted with an age-old family curse cast by his own father, Draco Malfoy is unwillingly forced to find a wife after he becomes of age. As a result, unexpected and dangerous secrets are uncovered when he crosses paths with the one person he least expects to become his betrothed. (New Chapter Added!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 9/28/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
The Rationality of Tragedies and Sins by kaname's harisen reviews
The seed now coming to fruition had, in actuality, been planted long ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/28/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Before Afterwards by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light. ONE SHOT. Dramoine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Die by Colubrina reviews
Years after the war is over Hermione sees Draco alone in a pub. When she invites him back to her flat the die is cast and it becomes possible that two very damaged people might, eventually, find peace. "You know me dark, you know me cruel, you know me shaking in the night and you're still here." Dramoine. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,024 - Reviews: 1569 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Theodore N. - Complete
The Deadline by Lena Phoria reviews
It takes the unexpected engagement of their children to get Draco and Hermione in a room together, but only the selfish acts of their estranged spouses and a 300 Galleon bottle of firewhiskey will get them in a bedroom. What starts out as a one time mistake soon becomes a full-blown affair with a deadline; the day their children say 'I do'. But things rarely go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 329,548 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 3,121 - Follows: 1,974 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 171 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Probation by hufflepuffs anonymous reviews
Hermione is hired as a Healer at St. Mungo's, but she must pass a three month probationary period before she can be an official Healer. A lot can happen in three months, especially when a certain ex-Death Eater also works at the hospital and a meddlesome Hufflepuff and even more meddlesome Slytherin get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,645 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Ernie M. - Complete
Problem by katatonic25 reviews
"I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. "Then get on the bed," he said and watched my hips sway as I walked to his large bed. "This is going to be a long night, Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,763 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amortentia by AlmostLike-Magic reviews
Using a love potion in order to glean information from a possible Death Eater? Crazy. Actually going through with it? Even crazier. RATED M FOR A REASON Hr/Dr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Werewolf by chedevy reviews
Draco's reluctance to kill rears its head yet again, and earns him severe punishment from the Dark Lord. The stigma of his new werewolf condition follows him to Hogwarts, where he is compelled to repeat the year. Meanwhile, Hermione endeavors to figure out what exactly is wrong with Draco Malfoy after the war while trying to make her relationship with Ron work...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Prosthetirotica by gnrkrystle reviews
A reformed Draco is badly injured after the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione takes care of him and tries to teach him that the lost of a leg does not make him less of a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Grey by Savva reviews
One morning, Hermione woke up to a grey world. Literally. All the colours were gone, washed out for good. AU. Drama. Romance. Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Santa, Baby by LucindaRemyMalfoy reviews
I don't think that's the proper use for icing...or chocolate sauce...I guess it's a good thing the majority of Hogwarts is away for Christmas...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Weasleys' Whimsical Wintertime Wishes by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Fred and George Weasley's latest creation, the Whimsical Wintertime Wishes Christmas tree ornaments, are wildly popular. In fact, there is only one left, but both Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy want to buy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deeper by thewaitwasworthitlove reviews
Mornings had never felt so good. Again, I own nothing but some really ill-fated ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 209 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Facilities Expert by uleanblue reviews
Hermione runs into some trouble at the Department of Mysteries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
On the Other Side by murtagh799 reviews
"I ingested veela blood last week and all I want to do now is fu- I mean have sex with you!" He really didn't seem pleased with the idea. DRAMIONE. Coarse Language, Sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,666 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
By The Duckpond by Rizzle reviews
Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 4,979 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Old by Rizzle reviews
He called her Granger, just to be contrary. On the eve of a wedding, a groom escapes from his bachelor party and visits his bride-to-be for one last, pre-nuptial interlude.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Persephone reviews
Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 215,757 - Reviews: 2051 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Voldemort
Aca-demic Arrangements reviews
Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen (het/slash) - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 102,246 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Red Queen, Black King reviews
ONE-SHOT - The summer before Albert Wesker is spotted in the remnants of Spencer's estate, he has an impromptu meeting with one other pivotal player in this great war of bioterrorism. Rated M for sexual references.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/4/2016 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Ternion of Trouble reviews
COMPLETE - Structure is a very important facet to Hermione and Tom Riddle's, aka Lord Voldemort's, "arrangement." To unexpectedly become expecting turns so very many things on its ear. - Short and humorous "sequel" to Burn With Me only in the sense that it's set in the same sort-of universe. An AU of an AU? It is best if you don't take this seriously at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,434 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Yes reviews
ONE-SHOT - A Valentine's Day function at the Ministry leaves two old friends to their own devices. Percy x Hermione. Rated M for sexual situations and a bit of language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Crimson and Clover reviews
ONE-SHOT - Just another day at the Ministry for Hermione and Percy discussing new developments and improvements around the departments. As the swottiest of swots knows, lunchtime is clearly the best time of day to dig in and discuss such things. - Pervmione - PWP - BDSM themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,682 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Hermione G., Percy W. - Complete
Lilitu reviews
ONE-SHOT - Halloween Tumblr Fic! - Hermione, while working on investigating some recovered artefacts, comes across two interesting and decidedly problematic items.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Noir reviews
ONE-SHOT - Modern AU - Short fic written in celebration of Hermione Granger's birthday and originally posted on Tumblr. "What's a pretty bird like you doing in a dump like this?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Burn With Me reviews
COMPLETE - Dark Volmione Short - Post-War - They all won but somehow, for Hermione, it wasn't at all how it was made out like it was going to be. A slighted woman is a dangerous thing. To slight the brightest witch of the age? Possibly more so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Blood Moon reviews
ONE-SHOT - Post-Hogwarts, Post-Second Wizarding War AU. A sort of gift fic featuring Hermione Granger, Remus Lupin, and what happens when he gets caught up in feeling sorry for himself. It's not actually all about happy endings after the good guys win. - PWP, creature fic with questionable behavior.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Immortality reviews
ONE-SHOT - Immortality, what is it good for? - Almost a crackfic? What is Mother's day like when you're evil and immortal? - A sort of fluffy, dark-ish Volmione short.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete