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Joined 01-25-04, id: 527907, Profile Updated: 06-30-09
Author has written 1 story for Final Fantasy VII, and Naruto.

Author has still written jack shit...for now. Hope that'll change

NAME: Joshua Thomas Bristow
AGE: 19
BIRTHDAY: September 3, 1988
HEIGHT: Between 5'9" and 5'11"...haven't checked in a while.(Smiles sheepishly)
: Anywhere between 130 and 140. It's never the same twice in a row.
EYES: Light Brown, with glasses
HAIR: Dark brown. Don't ask me to tame it.

What's up, everybody. My first venture into the world that is a Fan fiction writer. I've been an avid supporter and reader of this site since I was thirteen.The privileged few I've reviewed might know me as the former Halo27, and in a truth I'd swear on my great grandmother's grave I've used the moniker of Halo before microsoft had even imagined wet dreams that are the X-Box franchise. Don't believe me? Look up my friend Tai on Myspace, he'll tell you. I love it here. A place where young and old alike can get together to read, share, and enjoy in an endless world of fantasy made almost reality. I am an avid gaming fan. My systems have been thus, The NES. The SNES(which I still have, but it finally died back in July after 12 years of faithful service. The tears haven't stopped since. . , Game Boy Color,Advance,SP and a DS. Playstation. Playstation 2. Gamecube(It won't spin the disks anymore. It turns on but doesn't spin the disks.) And my mom, bless her heart, she bought me a Wii!! My only games for it are Sports, Super Mario Galaxy, and Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, and Smash Bros. Brawl when it comes out(Beware my Sonic for speed is my forte. My best character on melee was Marth. I could juggle someone for hours.) I even had a Sega Game Gear at one time. I still shudder at the thought. My favorites are mainly RPG's. The first one I ever played is a god among games, Super Mario RPG. This paved my way for such greats as Final Fantasy 7, Skies of Arcadia, Secret and Legends of Mana, Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door and Tales of Symphonia. I love anime. I'm a big Naruto nut. Just look at my screen name. I'm a sad panda because I just got done reading Naruto shippuden chapter 385. (sigh) Take care Jiraiya. DBZ child as I grew up in the 90's. I'm trying to get into bleach but I really haven't watched but an episode or two but not in order. Just check out my stories...when I get around to writing them.(Whistles idly as he walks off.)

Update 6/30/09

So my 360 comes back today, and Guitar Hero will once again take up a good portion of my free time because it's addictive as hell. Oh well. I'll be getting the next chapter of HoTP up in about a week. Hopefully. I got it bad, got it bad, got it bad! Oh, I'm hot for teacher! (Air guitar)

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Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6442 - Favs: 14,133 - Follows: 16,720 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Windows to the Souls by Chaot1kShadow5 reviews
Eyes have long been considered the gateways to understanding a living being, and yet the most fascinating tales are told by the ones that remain closed. A series of one-shots telling the last moments of various bosses in the Soulsbourne universe from their perspective. Rated T to be safe.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,014 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2494 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 4,087 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter & The Fifth Element by bexis1 reviews
Sixth year fic. Examines H/Hr in context of his unwanted wealth and fame, and her need for independence. H struggles for magical control over a mysterious, powerful fifth element, receives an inheritance and has a dalliance that ends in disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 1,387,601 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sixth Year: The Steps Toward The End by scaryisntit reviews
After losing Sirius, Harry resolves to himself to become stronger, revive the DA and create his own 'army'. In one of the most trying year of his life, Harry will need everything he and his friends can offer to overcome the trails and tribulations before him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 302,480 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Harry P.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4320 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 4,262 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Training for the Job by Desaix reviews
NaruSaku. Summary removed due to too many complaints.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 451,001 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 2,706 - Follows: 1,954 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Ignis Bellator by Mexicano27 reviews
What would have happened if Naruto had argued against being put in Sasuke's team a little earlier and a little more fiercely? Iruka's decision of what to do will alter the very course of Konoha's history forever. Story will be rewritten. Please read author's note.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 246,158 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Megaman X: Elysium Rising by Genoscythe reviews
As X and Zero struggle with the emotional scars of a lifetime spent hunting Mavericks, their attempts to wipe out the dwindling renegade population are interrupted by a mysterious signal that seems to be inexorably drawing them toward their destinies.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 181,185 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/9/2004
The Legacy of Gohan: The Completed Story by missingauthornoone reviews
The last update has been made, and the entire story is explained. See the author's notes, and take care.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 134,657 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Medicinal Lullaby by Shivakashi reviews
ON HIATUS. Fighting to keep hope in his friend, struggling to come to terms with Jiraiya's death, Uzumaki Naruto doesn't need any more on his plate. Sadly, that's what lands on his doorstep. Literally. Post Manga ch. 406 Naruto-centric MaturING!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 259,473 - Reviews: 3046 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3903 - Favs: 6,847 - Follows: 6,097 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Eternal Arcadia by Pegasus Knight reviews
Thought you knew the story of Skies of Arcadia? Think again. Enhanced storylines in "Eternal Arcadia" explore a depth to the world and characters that the game did not, making it realistic while remaining loyal to the plot.
Skies of Arcadia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 341,546 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2004
Measure for Measure by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe reviews
Fornicate with the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 84,716 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,868 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G., Katie B., Astoria G.
Culture Shock by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter has just received his Hogwarts letter, but really doesn’t want to go. After all, who would want to live on a planet? Especially one where the natives think nuclear energy is high science. And let’s not forget the 42,000 lightyear commute.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,186 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 3,643 - Follows: 3,961 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P.
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 403 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 2,242 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1544 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Subtly Thy Name is Not by Wandering Slacker reviews
Zero is bored, and driving everyone insane in the process. In order to keep the peace someone suggest he get a hobby, and he finds one. Unfortuniatly its X and Alias Love life(or lack of), giving new meaning to indecent proposal.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,952 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/18/2004 - Published: 2/2/2003
A Different Place by Aaron D reviews
The DEFINITIVE Legends alternate-reality story: Chapter 57-the final confrontation! 57 and COMPLETE, people! Check it out!
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 107,711 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 4/30/2004 - Complete
Heroes of The Planet reviews
Jiraiya creates a new technique on the spot to save himself and seal up Naruto's four tailed form, getting them warped to another dimension in the process with no way home. New friends, new enemies, and a Planet to save. Naruto/FFVII xover No pairings yet
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U.