YO! Name's Royal (fake name suckers), I'm a teenager with mahogany brown hair and I have brown eyes. My wardrobe consists of plain jeans and t-shirt, you will never notice me. Seriously, my friends (the ones I actually give a shit about) say I'm invisible half the time.
The animes I like are Kuroshitsuji, Hetalia- Axis Powers, D.Gray-Man, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Shingeki No Kyojin, Free!, and Kuroko No Basuke. I'm planning on watching a few more.
I'm only telling you about my favorite animes because there are to many to tell you about.
Another thing I love is K-pop, if you don't know what that is, look it up, and Marvel, go Loki!
I also like the TV Shows: Sherlock BBC, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Criminal Minds, and a few more.
I'm not even gonna bother talking about movies since there's too many to list.
I might wright stories when I'm older because right now, I suck.
Month One
Mommy,
I am only eight inches long, but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
if you can see me, you can tell I am a baby.
I'm not ready to leave my home yet though.
It's so nice and warm in here!
Month Three
Guess what Mommy!
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want to make you happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound really sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry, but you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy,
My hair is starting to grow.
It's really short and fine.
i will have a lot, though.
I exercise a lot now.
I turn my head,
Wiggle my fingers and toes,
And stretch my arms and legs.
I think I'm good at it.
Month Five
Mommy,
You went to the doctor today.
He says I'm not a baby.
He says I'm not what you want.
I don't like him.
He's lying to you.
I am a baby.
I want you, you will like me.
Mommy, what's an abortion?
Month Six
Mommy,
Stop going to the doctor!
He's just lying!
I love you Mommy!
Give me a chance!
Something is coming in my home,
It didn't ask to.
Doctor or Mr. I-Hate-Babies calls it a needle.
Mommy it hurts! It burns! Mommy!
Make it stop Mommy, make it stop.
Please Mommy! Help me!
Month Seven
Mommy,
I'm ok now.
It doesn't hurt anymore.
Jesus is holding me.
He told me what an abortion was.
It's ok Mommy, I still love you.
Even though you didn't want me.
If you hate abortions, copy and paste.
10 Best Things About Being A Girl
10: We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get weird looks.
9: At least one girl survives in horror movies.
8: We can put between our toes and paint our nails without feeling stupid.
7: Our magazines have horoscopes.
6: Having a guy name like Taylor sounds cool, other way around, not so much.
5: Our friends don't say 'hi' by punching us in the arm.
4: We have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month (PMS)
3: Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
2: If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.
1: Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago.
The girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin.
The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family.
That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home.
That girl you called fat. She's starving herself.
The old man you made fun of because of the ugly scars. He fought for our country.
That boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.
You think you know them. Well guess what? You don't! OVER 4,400 teens commit suicide EACH year. And at LEAST 100 teens attempt suicide per death. THIS ISN'T A JOKE!! SO STOP ACTING LIKE IT IS!! BULLYING STARTS AND ENDS WITH US!! SO WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING!?!? Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but be that 1% who have a heart. Stop bullying. And make this a world worth living in.
Stupidity test:
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. X Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. x Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. x Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand (or on your head)
9. x Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. x Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 5
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. X Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. X Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. x Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Don't judge me!)
15. X Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. X Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. X Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 11
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. x Have run into a closed-door
24. Have ever jumped out of a window
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. X It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. X Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. x Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 15
31. X After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you still stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. X Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when it's on, even though you knew it was hot
36. X Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. X Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. X Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. X Walked into a pole
40. X Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident
Running total: 22
41. x Took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
42. X Hit yourself in the face with a ball
43. X Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. X Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. X Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. X Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. X Have poked yourself in the eye
49. X Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (It was actually my glasses, but close enough)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 30
51. X Have done enough stupid things to take a stupid test
52. X Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. X Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. X Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. X Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. X Forgot your own phone number
59. X Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. X Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 38
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa (Don't know what the fuck that is)
62. Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. X Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. X Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. X Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. X Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. X Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. X Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 44
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. X Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. X Ran into a door jam
74. X Told someone who you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. X Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. X Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. X Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 50
81. Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. X Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. X Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. X Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. Tripped and made the waiter drop the food
Running total: 53
91. X As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. x Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. X Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.
96. X Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention
97. X You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. X When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. X Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Running total: 60
I am 60% stupid. What about you?
10 Reasons Why Being Gay is 'Wrong' (BTW I'm a Christian that supports Gay marriage!)
1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being.
4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal.
5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy).
6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for.
7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion.
9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself weeks before graduating high school.
It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to trach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".
THAT'S MESSED UP! IF YOU BELIEVE NOBODY DESERVES THAT RE-POST THIS.
I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN,so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK (sorta),so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm into THEATER & ART,so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (I don't eat red meat. Mostly pork.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe (They're big for my age...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. (I really only got 1 gay friend)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK (sorta) so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon (...What?)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Not really.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I must smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so i must be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN,so I MUST be perverted
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt...just to let you know)
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:past present and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI/YURI, so I MUST be GAY/LESBIAN
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Slightly strong)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I'm a WOMEN so I must be weak, belong in the kitchen and do whatever men say.
I'm a MAN so I must be strong, don't cry, and the money-maker of the family.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, copy this to your page, bold what defines you, and add something to the list!!
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger siblings) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm a Otaku"
If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack Mummy
I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
I know I did
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2) Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
Re-post this if you laughed or are planning to do any of these things.
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare, Lecelamona Lecelanet Marzakey, Happycafegirl, Aika-tan, Diavo, MaskedPyro, Tyki075, Rainbow Royal.
RULES
You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
Copy and paste this on your profile!
ARE YOU?
1. Perfect? No.
2. Tall? No.
3. In your pajamas? Sometimes.
4. Left handed? No.
LAST:
1. Friend you saw: Hunter.
3. Person to text you: My sister.
4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes.
FAVORITES
1. Number: 17.
2. Color(s): Black, Silver, Dark Blue, and Dark Green.
3. Fruit: Cherries.
4. Place: None at the moment.
EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really.
2. Are you happy?Meh.
3. Are you sad? *points at the answer above*
4. Are you bored? More often than not.
5. Are you nervous? A little.
6. Are you tired? Very.
8. Are you annoyed? Some.
ABOUT YOU:
2. Nick names? None.
3. Eye color? Brown.
4. Zodiac sign? Sagittarius.
5. Male or female? Female.
6. Slut? No.
7. Smart? Yes.
8. Hair color? Brown.
9. Long or short? Long but I want it short.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats
11. Phone or Camera? Yes.
12. Drink or Smoke? Neither.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty.
FIRSTS
1. First best friend? No fucking clue.
2. First crush? Don't remember.
3. First pet? I'm pretty sure it was a cat named Pixie.
4. First big vacation? A vacation to Mexico.
CURRENTLY
1. Eating? Nothing.
2. Drinking? Water.
3. I'm about to: Read even more fanfiction.
4. Listening to? Nothing.
5. Plans for today? Nothing.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Taller, I guess.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Neither
3. Sensitive or loud? Both, it really depends on the moment.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Hook-up
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes.
3. Ran away from home? Nope.
4. Broken someone's heart? Yes.
5. Been arrested? No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? Yes.
2. Yourself? Usually.
3. Heaven? Yes.
4. Santa Claus? Maybe.
4. Love? Meh.
5. Do you like someone? No.
6. Do you believe in God? Yes.
7. Answered the truth on all questions? I have no reason not to.
If you're weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.