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Joined 01-26-04, id: 528226, Profile Updated: 02-09-11
Author has written 1 story for Kim Possible.

Whoa...it's been far too long ladies and gentlemen. First off, my computer has been totally erased, so I'm starting from scratch. Good or bad, you be the judge. Second, I am going to finish my main story. It really needs closure and I'm sorry that you all may (or may not) have suffered at the hands of my negligence.

Also, once my main story is finished, I will begin work on a new story, completely removed from the other, concerning Ron becoming Monkey King (literally, look it up, it's sweet as a mofo)

Sorry to say that I have been on haitus (again) because I have a lot of writing due for my final semester. however, this summer and during Medical school (or my year off, depending on whethe or not I make it in this time around), I will finish this for sure.

Love you guys and I'm sorry that I suck.

Name: Chad

Sex: Male

Quotes -

Voice cracking
"It's impossible to catch the Fish!!"
-Cody playing Mario Party 4

"Your brother is like the ultimate comic book villain...you know, like the one you'd love to be friends with? That one."
- Corey Langley about Cody

"I love all ani- Oh my gosh gross!"
- Laura Rutland in regards to an enormous centipede at Riverbanks Zoo

"Chad, I think you'd argue with anything I'd say, wouldn't you?"
"No I wouldn't!"
- conversation between myself and Clarence Murray

"Not only are we a lesbian couple, but we're a bi-racial lesbian couple...so double the offensive!!"
- Tori to an older women in the parking lot of Food Lion (in jest).

"I'd be hotter"
- Laura Rutland

"It trumpeted once, spun around in a circle and dropped dead!"
-Dr. Hilbish recalling an Elephant tested with LSD

"You know you're in deep trouble when zombies are coming down your chimney..."
- Cody Barrs regarding zombie survival training

"Blagh!"
- Cody pretending to barf and actually spitting up a mouthful off food all over himself at Myabis

"Not now Gary!"
- Triss of Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist (reminds me of Pokemon Blue...enough said)

"Clarence, if Cody were to write a Zombie Survival Guide, would you purchase a copy?"
pause
"Absolutely I would"
- after a conversation with Cody on surviving a zombie attack in Walmart

"I'm at the corner of First and...First?! How can a street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!"
- Cosmo Kramer

"Today, I went to the orthodontist to have my braces worked on. I accidentally swallowed some of the cleaning solution she used. She told me it would probably give me an upset stomach. Apparently, an upset stomach and crapping your pants means the same thing to an orthodontist."
- FML message

"This is stupid"
- Sam Winchester

"Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90 percent sure that this is not true. FML"

"We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God."
- Glee

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A Lot Like Love by yvj reviews
A casual connection between strangers grows into something more, but there's nothing better than love...to ruin a good friendship. KR AU
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,374 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Ron S., Kim P.
Aeon Entelechy Evangelion by EarthScorpion reviews
Dystopia. Utopia. Mankind's dabbling into the unknowable. But at the end of the world, as the beleaguered forces of humanity stand against uncounted horrors, what can one boy do? And that is not dead which can eternal lie... Rewrite of Aeon Natum Engel. Book II in progress.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 301,798 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Shinji I.
Undercover by Michael Howard reviews
Three weeks after "Emotion Sickness" and three weeks before "So The Drama" Kim and Ron go on a mission unlike any other. The world's only Kim Possible/Gilmore Girls/Cthulhu Mythos Crossover is now complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 194,593 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Bleeding Through by Mattk reviews
It all comes crashing down.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,504 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Kim Possible Meets Robocop by MichaelCross reviews
This story is the prequel to KP/SH series. Kim and Ron go to Delta City to investigate corporate hassling from one company against another. Can they stop a vile scheme when they learn what it is? Has violence, lunatic humor and sensual material.
Crossover - Robocop & Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,559 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Soul Scepter by Ryoko Blue reviews
COMPLETEDHxH,DxG,RxOC. Harry and Co. Will encounter an ancient evil and learn something about each other that could possibly explain the strong bonds of friendship or hatred.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 185,975 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/25/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Anything Is Possible by Rocinante reviews
The Ultimate Crossover Story. Part I of the Celler Series. Be sure to read the sequel, Life With Kim
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,588 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Complete
Ron Stoppable: Man or Monster? reviews
Ron's life as a sidekick and best friend is changed forever as a strange camping incident alters his destiny... Not an official crossover, but many *cough* borrowed elements. PLEASE review. Rating has increased due to present changes and future events.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Ron S., Kim P.