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Joined 01-26-04, id: 528247, Profile Updated: 01-28-09
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, Gossip Girl, Pride and Prejudice, and Twilight.

Alright, I feel like I should put up a half decent profile thingy.

About Me:
I'm Canadian (So I spell things differently than Americans and I have an annoying habit of mixing up measurement systems. -(eg. He was 2 meters away from the tree. She was 6 feet tall))
I'm a freshman at university.
I don't live in an igloo, but my apartment is probably as cold as one.
I have some awesome friends and roommates that would probably tease me to death if they knew that I try to write fanfiction.

Favourite Books
-Fight Club (Chuck Palahniuk)
-The Great Gatsby (F. Scott Fitzgerald)
-Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen)
-A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess)
-Breakfast at Tiffany's (Truman Capote)
-Anna Karenina (Leo Tolstoy)
-ughhhhh...okay and all the Harry Potter books
-I also have a love/hate relationship with the Twilight series

Favourite Movies
-Breakfast at Tiffany's (even if it's completely different from the book)
-Seventh Seal
-Atonement (the book was better but James McAvoy is my weakness)
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
-Suberbad
-One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
-My Girl

Favourite TV shows (these are embarrassing)
-Gossip Girl
-Gilmore Girls
-Two and a Half Men
-Seinfeld
- Big Bang Theory

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Rising Tide: Jacob Black by xxbloodsweattearsxxx reviews
How I believe Breaking Dawn should have ended. The war with the Cullens did start. No Imprint. A much darker arc for the character Jacob. If you see it updating, I'm not adding new chapters. I'm only proofreading and correcting small plot errors.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,189 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6748 - Favs: 2,273 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
In Love & War by Isabelle reviews
COMPLETE. Chuck left the UES after 1.13. Yrs later, economic crisis leaves the world broke & only Chuck has any money left. Eleanor convinces Blair to marry Chuck for his money, but the feelings Blair has buried long time ago start to surface once married
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 117,337 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Chuck, Blair - Complete
Then Direct You Into My Arms by blueandblack reviews
Set during New Moon. Bella, Jacob, Victoria and the pack. There will be Edward later, but not as a result of cliff-diving and Tuscan suicide attempts. Jacob/Bella, some Edward/Bella, some Sam/Emily/Leah.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,350 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/11/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Guard My Drink by gleechild reviews
Oneshot. What happened between the time Blair arrived at Victrola and Chuck dropped her off at home? This is Rated M for a reason.
Gossip Girl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Blair, Chuck - Complete
What Should and Should Never Have Been by Hell's Angel-Heaven's Demon reviews
AU! Sirius is Harry's father! What happens when Harry finally discovers the truth about his parentage? Will this new situation destroy their relationship or will it strengthen it? And to top it all Old Voldemort wants Sirius for something...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,946 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Changing the Hands of Time by Isabel aka MoonLily reviews
REWRITE IN PROGRESS. In the meantime, please read the companion piece Into the Twilight We Go. The two stories are meant to complement each other and I was originally going to make them into the same story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,228 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 9/12/2001 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 990 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Never Better by The Brilliant Fool reviews
New preface, please read! An updated P&P story, set in modern Boston. Lizzy drinks vodka, Darcy... hasn't change
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 96,788 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/26/2006 - Published: 6/27/2002 - Complete
Charming by Fuyumi reviews
Not knowing what to do with herself after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione settles on staying with the one who needs her most until that changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 148,599 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In Blood Only by E.M. Snape reviews
Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 185,251 - Reviews: 3678 - Favs: 2,657 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 8/15/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Mistaeks by Sour Schuyler reviews
A collection of poems about the Princess Diary series, the movies and the books. I hope you enjoy. Please RR each poem! Because we all make mistakes, even if we're royal. And yes, the title is intentional.
Princess Diaries - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 50 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Footsteps in Time by Goldenlioness4 reviews
Two boys, born into families that were destined to hate each other.When James and Sirius first meet at Hogwarts, see how their hate turns into friendship, their suspicions turn into trust and how they formed a bond as strong as brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,671 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Meetings of Marauders by Whiskey reviews
An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,354 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 4/18/2005 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Sirius B., Fred W.
Hidden by Misthea reviews
COMPLETE:: In the aftermath of the Willow Incident Sirius Black, facing hostility from his friends, returns to his family home for Christmas. Once there his situation swiftly goes from bad to worse as unpleasant discoveries are made. Rated for violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,367 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Sirius B. - Complete
While you were sleeping by sillycucumber reviews
Harry wakes up from a seven year coma and finds things aren't as they used to be. A story of how Harry readjusts to his life and finds out who he is as a man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 218,535 - Reviews: 1260 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Black Widow by Faith22 reviews
(Changed summary) On his way to visit Jack, Will is kidnapped by a vicious band of female pirates. Now it's up to Jack and Liz to save him!CH3 up;)Please R&R-Ch6 fixed! sorry :S
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 10/10/2003
A Tangled Web by Nienna Nir reviews
The twins catch their sister flirting with Estel in the garden and decide to break them up for their own good before Elrond finds out. Of course, things don't go as planned... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 116,884 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Dark Directed by Fearthainn reviews
A chance encounter tangles Ginny Weasley's life with that of the most unlikely of people - Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 123,978 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Being for the Benefit of Mr Wood by TheOneAndOnlyElbereth reviews
Oliver Wood and Katie Bell. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 79,343 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 3/9/2003 - Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
All You Need Is Love by MochaButterfly reviews
Ginny wakes up one morning and finds herself in a totally different world. The year is 1607, she's a Muggle, there are only few magical people in the world, she's an only child, she's betrothed to her worst enemy, and she's . . . a princess?!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,649 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/29/2002 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W.
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Fight Ring reviews
Takes place during New Moon right before Jacob's transformation into a shape-shifter --sorry if you didn't know!--. He is kidnapped by a group of vampires running a supernatural creatures fighting ring and forced to fight to stay alive.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Jacob, Bella
The First Proposal reviews
What if Elizabeth accepted Darcy's first proposal?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008
What I Got reviews
Modern P&P Original? No. Fun? Always. Lizzy, Kitty, and Jane make a bet as do Darcy, Bingley, and Fitzwilliam...cue the cliches and carefully planned disasters.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/20/2008
The Junkie reviews
Oneshot! CB AUShe hated that when she was away from him she'd feel the guilt and shame burn her skin. She would swear to herself that she'd stay away for good.But she always went back.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Old and New Money reviews
Romeo and Julietkind of... Gossip Girl Style! Very AU! CB!
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007
The Start of Something New reviews
TV Show BlairChuck spoilers!Blair and Chuck come to realize that there's more to each other than they ever knew. First 3 chapters follow the show and then it moves in to new territory.
Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,372 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 11/21/2007
From Victim to Victory reviews
The life of Sirius Black from his days as a child till his days just after Hogwarts. Warning Child abuse, Violence, Mature and Dark themes, Death, attempted suicide, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,916 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Escape from St Brutus' reviews
It’s the summer before Harry’s final year at Hogwarts but some unforeseen events get Harry into St. Brutus’ center for incurably criminal boys. Can Ron and Hermione get him out before it’s too late? FLAMES ACCEPTED! R&R. My first fic so try and be nice
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.