The Cowman
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Joined 01-26-04, id: 528377
Author has written 4 stories for Kim Possible.

Okay, let's see. What do people usually put in these things. Well, let's start out simple with some good old fashioned "Favorite" lists.


Favorite TV Shows

Mystery Science Theater 3000

The Tick

Cowboy Bebop

Furi Kuri / Fooly Cooly

Xiaolin Showdown

Robot Chicken

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Danny Phantom

There's more, but I can't think of 'em right now.


Favorite Video Games


Max Payne 1 & 2

Beyond Good and Evil

Fatal Frame 2

Jade Empire

Again, more that I can't remember off hand.


Favorite Movies

Too many to list.


Favorite Books and /or Authors

Artemis Fowl

Discworld series (Terry Pratchett)

Lewis Carroll

Edgar Allan Poe

Ray Bradbury

Dr. Seuss

And now we'll get a little more complicated. First off...


The Lazarus Factor - This was an early story and the first I uploaded to the site. Honestly I don't like it that much. It didn't really turn out how I wanted it to and comes off as forced and a bit 2-dimensional. Maybe that's just me, but that's how I feel.

Past Evils - This is my attempt at a real hard-boiled, film noir type of story. The dramatic descriptions, the less fanciful action; they're supposed to capture the same feel as those old detective books and movies. I'm pretty happy with this one so far, though there are still things I'm not 100 satisified with. Now if only I could finish it.

Prodigy - This is my favorite one so far. The writing is still a bit amatuerish in some spots, but this one feels much more fleshed out and solid than my others. I really wanted to convey the feeling of being lost in this story, which is why the main character's identity was kept foggy for so long. I also didn't want this to be a "so-and-so gets super powers" fic, so I made it as technical and down-to-earth as I could to really push the science part of science-fiction. Like 'Past Evils' and 'Shadow of the Bat', this one is still unfinished, but the next chapter's almost done and it shouldn't take much longer to wrap up.

Shadow of the Bat - The first in a series. I tend to have a weakness for well-done cross-overs and had seen a couple Batman fusions recently that sparked my imagination. Still, I didn't want to just copy them (no matter how good they were) so I tried to make mine a bit different with Kim and Ron in different roles. I was a bit torn over the romantic aspects of this story since I have no experience in that kind of relationship and didn't want to make a fool of myself. I finally decided that the set-up was just too perfect to ignore though, so I took the risk. This one isn't done yet, but I've planned it out to the end so hopefully there'll be no major delays.


Well, that's all I can think of for now. I'll add some more stuff later when I have the time and/or motivation. In the meantime, here are some words of wisdom from an ancient martial arts master.

"I recall your earliest lessons. You fell from a thousand feet during a Walk of Death; which alone was odd enough at your age. But you made short work of the Walk of Maiming and the Walk of Intense Discomfort, and tore your head clean off. I comforted you, well, your head; saying that you could just walk it off. Because, you know, the cut was clean. And then you would PUNCH a mountain. In SPACE! "

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Love Will Thaw by Sy Itha reviews
Anna and Kristoff are getting married. That means visiting dignitaries will come to witness their union. Elsa sees the festivities as yet another test of her patience as more nations wish to establish trade agreements with Arrendelle. Merida, the princess from DunBroch, manages to catch her eye during the celebration. Elsa X Merida Elsida [Femslash, yuri, rating may go up]
Crossover - Brave, 2012 & Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,074 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Merida, Elsa - Complete
CrueltyFrailty by Missie2 reviews
Hiccup thinks Tuffnut is picking on some little kids. The truth is more complicated.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Astrid, Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Summit Quest by Missie2 reviews
Hiccups's best friend falls ill and needs an urgent supply of a rare herb that grows on the most dangerous, least accessible spot on Berk. Out of desperation, he asks for help from the only person crazy enough to brave the trip with him in tow.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Hiccup, Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Home Cooking by Missie2 reviews
The twins don't show any outward signs of affection, but it can be seen in other ways.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Ruffnut, Tuffnut - Complete
Discerning Destiny by Major Mario reviews
A Rose x Juri story. Sometimes the assignments are easy. Sometimes they are challenging. For Juri Han, she realizes her most recent target has incredible foresight, and finds herself captured by a gypsy... A gypsy who tries to understand her.
Street Fighter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2012 - [Rose, Juri] - Complete
Bad as she wants me to be by RoguesKnight reviews
Ron and Kim have been friends forever, now he wants to try taking it to the next level. However a shocking discovery sends him into the arms of the last person he'd ever expect comfort from. ...RonShego Rated M or MA...not for the kiddies. Complete.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,270 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Ron S., Shego - Complete
World's Finest vrs The Children of the Atom by Kusco reviews
When the Dark Knight uncovers a plot involving sinister mutants, It's up to him and Superman to stop it. Only one problem...the Xmen. Chapter 38 All good things... Final Chapter Please RR
Crossover - X-Men & Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 220,531 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 7/28/2004 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Squirrelly Business by Lord Yellowtail reviews
2008 Movie. Tony responds to a bank robbery committed using Stark weapons, and runs into a bit more trouble than he can handle. Luckily, his enemies are mauled by righteous squirrels. Things only get stranger from there. Features Squirrel Girl.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Marcie and Patty by Baka Gaijin30 reviews
Repost. A bit of Marcie and Patty fluff. Femslash warning though.
Peanuts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Complete
Haunted Destiny by Funkatron reviews
The Teen Titans are having some ghostly trouble. A dark shadow from Raven's past is haunting her...literally. Who will they call for help: Fenton Works, of course. Will the Fentons and a certain half-ghost hero be able to help?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 170,962 - Reviews: 1121 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Raven, Danny F. - Complete
Friends and Enemies by Scribbler reviews
[one shot] Omi is having trouble readjusting after the events in 'Time After Time'.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Left Behind by SabaceanBabe reviews
John Crichton and Chiana have been left on the dying Leviathan Rohvu. Kaarvok has been defeated, but that's only their first step toward survival...
Farscape - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,280 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Complete
Traveling Companions by Nixa Jane reviews
Tag to John Quixote. John and Chiana lean on each other, and try to cope while everything around them falls apart.
Farscape - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004
Divided We Stand by JMD-009 reviews
complete Kim joins GJ. Ron takes up solo adventuring which eventually brings him into direct conflict with GJ and Kim. All the while a new force is pulling the strings.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Ron S. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Amouthea reviews
Upholding his promise, Zim now joins Dib and Gaz in the quest to find their long-since missing mom, discovering the true meaning of "a mother's love" along the way.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,876 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/27/2004 - Published: 7/16/2004
Gold and Rime by Halfpenny reviews
That which pertains to the huntress, the seasons of the hunt, and the one who is least expected to bring her home. K18.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,054 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Krillin, Android 16
Walking In the Light by Raina1 reviews
After Dib's untimely death, Zim and Gaz struggle with trying to go on with their lives. As the years pass, they come to discover fate is not always out of one's control and sometimes there is such a thing as a second chance.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,585 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
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Shadow of the Bat reviews
In which the Dark Knight meets the thief and both must fight against the rage of a tyrant and the infection of a madman.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,333 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 9/29/2006
Prodigy reviews
My first and only memory is waking up in that white room with four dead men around me. It's a strange feeling being no one. Chapter 7 is up.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 10/8/2004
Past Evils reviews
A person's past shapes who they are, even if they choose to ignore that past. Barkin has made a good life for himself, but finds that his past isn't as dead as he thought. Ch. 5 up.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
The Lazarus Factor reviews
Their lifestyle is starting to take it's toll on Kim and Ron, and something happens that prompts the return of the Lotus Blade. 13's here. So's the end
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,711 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Complete