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Joined 01-26-04, id: 528697
Author has written 2 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Naruto.

Name: Steph. I'll omit my last name to keep the stalkers at bay _

Age: 16

Interests: Philosophy, Modern (and some not-so-modern) literature, music of many different sorts psychology, certain Anime series (mostly Hellsing and Naruto), a few Harry Potter RPGs, and parenthesis (I'm madly in love with parenthesis).

Um... I can't really think of anything else to say about myself, so I guess I'll rant about fanfics now.

First and foremost, "A Stitch in Time" is dead. Morte. Fin. Over. It's pushing up daisies. It is an ex-fanfic. It's gone to a better place. I think you get the picture. I reread it a little while ago (a good year after my final update) and I realized that it is terrible beyond repair. I've grown to dislike the very premise that the story is based on (the time-travel fanfic) and I positively despise the main character. The romance was unrealistic and two-dimensional. Erik was so out of character that he ceased to be even remotely phantom-esqe, and I will reluctanly admit that I've honestly forgotten where the plot was going to go (if I ever knew in the first place). For those of you who need closure, I think I was going to have the story end with some sort of climactic scene where the villans (I forget their names) tried to sacrifice Erik or something and ended up sending both him and Carmen back to the late 1800's where they lived happily ever after like the two-dimensional mary-sues I, in my literary youth, created them to be. I'll leave to story up as a reminder to myself that literary disasters do happen, but rest assured, there will be no further updates.

I need to add some Naruto-related stuff to this endless quagmire of inchoherent rambling.

I've only recently discovered the Naruto series, but Orochimaru is such an awesome villain that I couldn't resist writing a story about him. I'm going to say this again here as it's rather important: I really need a beta for this story with a thorough understanding of the Naruto series. Grammar and language stuff I can pretty much handle on my own, but where I'm really falling short of the mark right now is knowing exactly what happens in the series. I'm trying to acquaint myself with all of the episodes , but that's going to take a while and I don't want my inspiration for this story to shrivel up while I'm trying to watch the many hundreds of Naruto episodes circulating on youtube. What I need is someone who can read the story and tell me if I'm doing something that goes blatantly against an explanation of chakra, the shinobi lifestyle, general tradition, bloodline limits, or whatever that's provided in an episode I haven't seen yet.

As of recently, I've decided that setting "Kyoki Sakura" in literary limbo is a dumb idea. Instead, I'm setting it after Orochimaru left Akatsuki and before he attacked Konoha.

And now, some information for anyone interested in helping me out as a beta:

I've already mentioned that beta hopefuls need not be grammar geniuses, and that my primary weakness is knowledge of the series itself. The other things I'll probably need to be beaten up for are 1)not explaining myself thoroughly enough (so be sure you can tell me when I'm not making any sense), 2) not staying true to the original personalities of cannon characters (Orochimaru is my biggest concern here. I know from past experience that I tend to let my villain romances get too "fluffy". Please feel free to verbally abuse me if I let Orochimaru become too nice, caring, et cetera) and 3) overpowering characters (obviously, Narigama is my biggest concern here because she's an original character and she has to be at or near Orochimaru's power level in order to gain his respect, but it's really hard to keep a virtually immortal character from becoming a god, so if she starts kicking too much ass (that is, more ass than any other Naruto character of comparable status has previously kicked), please feel free to verbally abuse me)

As a beta, you also get certain benefits that normal readers generally don't get. Because you're helping me to edit the story, I'll be happy to ensure that whenever there is something you need to understand, you will understand it. That means that, so long as you speak up, you will never miss symbolism or characterization or anything like that. I'm also horrible at keeping secrets, so if you bug me enough, I'll probably end up telling you anything you want to know. In return for your aid, I'll also be more than happy to beta for any of your stories if you'd like me to.

If you're interested, email me at punjabberwocky@gmail.com, or instant message me. On AOL instant messenger I'm lenisvox, on Yahoo instant messanger I'm punjabberwocky. I'm on both accounts fairly often, but if you can't seem to catch me, just send an email and I'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible.

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A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. A great, big bucket of moreish crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Evergreen by Nade-Naberrie reviews
When Christine's world crumbles, she returns to the man who had once loved her beyond all reason. But even if they can slay their own demons, will they be able to escape the wrath of those left in their destructive wake? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 239,252 - Reviews: 1903 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Fate Determind By Luck by animeaddict99 reviews
Because she accepted the mission, Haruno Sakura was being scarred for life. Having to seduce Orochimaru to get information about Sasuke is taking its toll. But what happens when she’s forced to live with the sadistic snakeman? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,494 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Perfect Vessel by shima orealu reviews
What if Orochimaru had picked Naruto to be his next vessel, instead of Sasuke and had given Naruto the curse seal in the forest of death? What would happen differently?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,522 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Teamwork? by rurouni kitsune reviews
-on haitus, read pro for more info- Teen Jiraiya and Orochimaru are sent out on a mission together. Will they set differences aside and accomplish the mission, or will egos collide and cause them both to fail? JiraOro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,096 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru
Phantom Companions by Misty Breyer reviews
Two cousins are transported from their twentyfirst century home to the shore of Erik's lakeside lair during a thunderstorm. The girls latch on and turn Erik's cozy little world upside down. EOC ROC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 161,894 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Erik
The Legendary Sannins' Reunion by Lovely-Viper-Venom reviews
Orochimaru makes a bet with Tsunade...and loses! Now, he must not only make good on his promise of a temporary ceasefire, but spend two weeks' time with Tsunade and Jiraiya! After everything that had happened, can they get along for 2 weeks?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,639 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Orochimaru, Tsunade S.
Reveiller by Merinna reviews
A year after the fire, when the doors of the Opera House opened again, they only admitted three: a desperate woman and her pursuers. Now, Erik finds himself playing rescuer to a woman with as many secrets as him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 65,919 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/13/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Everything and Nothing by Songwind reviews
Based on Movie!ALW and the original novel Christine Daae doesn't believe in ghosts, but she believes in Angels. Erik decides on a whim to prove to her that ghosts do exist, and winds up in a role he doesn't expect. Fluffy prequel. Hope you enjoy.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,590 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
My Own Phantom by Angeloftheoperahouse reviews
Annie has just found out that her high school will be putting on “The Phantom of the Opera”. Then she finds out that she will be playing the part of Christine. Will she be ableto find her own ‘Angel’ in the boy playing the Phantom? T for later lang.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 55 - Words: 46,414 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005
The Diary Of An Erik by L'ange d'Erik reviews
A tale of how true love triumphs over all. Actually, it's more a tale of blueberry waffles, foosball tables, and cherry lip gloss, but who am I to say? Read and Review!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,015 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/22/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005
Say Your Right Words by Scattered Logic reviews
When dealing with Jareth, you should never take anything for granted...
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
Hogwarts, a MARAUDERS history by Marauder-obsessed reviews
This story is about the marauders full seven years at Hogwarts. Still in year one!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,672 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2004 - Published: 4/26/2004 - Sirius B., James P.
Random Siriusness by SimplyComplex reviews
Pretty much what the title says. Random funny pieces about Sirius from other stories. Just read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2004 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Sirius B.
It Was Never Mentioned by Lilolu reviews
COMPLETE Takes place on October 31, 1981, the night that the Potters were murdered. It follows Sirius on his quest to avenge the people he has called family for so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Bystander by Vitreum reviews
Sirius is exonerated and released from Azkaban when Harry is twenty. Remus as a bystander witnesses their first meeting. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
With Clipped Wings by Eledhwen reviews
Jack Sparrow has been marooned. Now he must begin to rebuild his life, away from the Black Pearl. Chapter 25: A sighting on the horizon leads Jack back to Tortuga, where he borrows a boat. NOW COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,300 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Complete
Thorns by Undercover reviews
Sirius meets someone new in his last year. He does love a challenge. J&L, S&OC -(it is hard to place him with a canon character after all)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Sirius B.
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Kyoki Sakura reviews
OrochimaruOC. Romance. Rated M for violence, language, and adult themes. Life, when defined by the inevitability of death, can be lonely for those who find it less than inevitable. Chapter One is up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Orochimaru
A Stitch in Time reviews
When Carmen awakes one morning to find a strange man who claims to be the Phantom of the Opera tangled in her shower curtains, she suspects that she's been the butt of some stupid joke, but as she learns more about "Shower Curtains Man", she realizes he m
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,888 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/5/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005