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Joined 01-26-04, id: 528710, Profile Updated: 06-30-08
Author has written 5 stories for Angel, Gilmore Girls, Stargate: Atlantis, and Torchwood.

Name: Bob Barker, you?

Sex: I thought you'd never ask.

Age: Count the rings.

TV Shows: CSI, CSI: New York, NCIS, Angel, Buffy, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Firefly, Babylon 5, Charmed, Gilmore Girls, Several others I am too lazy to add at this time and will at random later dates.

Books: Harry Potter, I read others but don't do a lot in the way of fiction for them.

I have been in a state of glee since same-sex marriage was legalized in California! I am out of my head excited. Congratulations anyone who's been married in California in recent days! I never thought I would leave the Eastern Seaboard but I may just have to move to California. Go love, Go gayness, Go California!!

Random information:

I hate CSI: Miami partly because it seems completely unrealistic to have them constantly wearing long sleeved shirts and jackets in Southern Florida (this coming from a 6th generation Central Floridian) but mostly because Horatio Cane is annoying as all hell.

I also think applesauce with other fruits involved is an idiotic concept. If there are other things in it it's no longer applesauce it's something else entirely now what that thing is is up to whoever the hell eats the stuff but I am strictly an applesauce purist.

I have a strange habit of correcting people's grammar or word pronunciation. Which is great in a beta, not so much in a daughter/sister/friend/student/random person on the street who really shouldn't be talking to you let alone correcting your grammar. I beg you not to hold it against me if I ever happen to be walking by when you use Blank and me when it should be Blank and I. This quality is simply more evidence of the fact that I am slightly OCD.

I have a lot of friends but very few close ones and am generally anti-social to people my own age. A lot of them are astoundingly stupid.

I am in the NJROTC at my high school and love it! I don't plan on joining the military (stubborn as a pig, loud, and highly opinionated with a complete absence of tact) but I have nothing but respect for those that have been, are, or will be in the military. Thank you to all of them.

A lot those 'if you...then paste this into your profile' things apply to me but I'm not actually going to paste because I have an irrational fear of my profile turning into a novel. See profile of Ella.assassin for complete list and the embodiment of said fears.

And to close a message of great inspiration to me.

"Remember to be you...unless you suck." -- Joss Whedon (love his guts)

The Future is Nuts! by MKRG reviews
Another solar flare sends our heroes of old to the future. Witness old SG-1's reaction to Vala Mal Doran in all her glory. DV
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,106 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/18/2008 - D. Jackson, Vala
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Before Beginning reviews
A series of teeny, tiny drabbles about the five team members just before joining Torchwood. I'm no good at summaries, read it anyway. Please.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
The Night Santa Went Crazy reviews
Has nothing to do with Santa, Christmas, or Weird Al Yankovic but the crazy bit is dead on. The answer to the Question what if a Goa’uld tried to take a Wraith as a host? The title having nothing to do with the story in just the tip of the phycotic icebur
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Complete
So Little reviews
After Fred dies Wesley takes a moment to reflect on how everything has changed. WARNING: sad fic. Very depressing. I'm a junkie. I need my review fix. Please.
Angel - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Fred B., Wesley W.P. - Complete
Outside Observer reviews
Set while Luke and Lorelai are broken up. JavaJunkie. What if Emily had not been the reason for Luke going to 'see' Lorelai that night. What is it was a conversatin with someone else enitirly. Oneshot. R&R
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
Smiles reviews
Wes and Fred before her death. Happy! Ment to honor the memory of Winifred Burkle
Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26/2004 - Fred B., Wesley W.P. - Complete