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Joined 11-03-13, id: 5290344, Profile Updated: 02-20-18
Author has written 11 stories for Pokémon, Gundam Seed, Fire Emblem, Harry Potter, Ace Combat, Elder Scroll series, and Megami Tensei.

Who am I: You don't really need to know that.

What am I: Uh...

What do I like: Some pretty arbitrary stuff? Mostly videogame related. Gundam, Ace Combat, Fire Emblem, Pokemans, etc etc etc.

What do I really like: Procrastination and Goofing off. :(

Why Am I Here: Uh...I read a lot of good stories here and thought I can do worse?

Not much to be said, no.

Thank you for everyone who has read my stuff so far! Especially to you guys who constantly revisit (you know who you are. :3)

I'm logging a lot of visits now, wow.

It's because we have more content, not because it's good content.

Well, yeah, but still.

Suggestions are always welcome...unless you're being mean just to be mean. Like...If I wanted to be yelled at by people on the internet I would go on Youtube.

Favorite Videogame Themes:

Comona, Invasion of Gracemeria...really about all of the Ace Combat soundtracks. They're just so good at what they do.

Faster Than Light. All of it (but especially the title theme).

Persona 5 soundtrack. All of it.

Favorite Videogame Developer:

TheToadyOne (Bay12). The man is a god.

We still need a profile picture.


Future Plans

Harry Potter: Takes top priority with Skyrim.

Skyrim: Takes top priority with Harry Potter.

Devil Survivor: I *LOVED* the setting for the first game. This would go well with a dash of not-quite-fallout.

FE Fates: Though strictly speaking if I write it as a sequel it'll feel a lot more like Gate (Thus the JDSF so on so forth) meets FE. I disliked the Fates storyline so I'll probably make very wide and sweeping changes to it.

Ace Combat: I'll go back to it, I swear.

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Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 3,962 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7222 - Favs: 7,986 - Follows: 8,731 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 3/1/2011
Daydreams and Nightmares by lambentLodestar reviews
It's a weird sensation to fall asleep in California one day and wake up in Ylisse at the same time. Apparently my name is now Shanzira, and I'm trying not to die here. Came pretty close already. I need to brush up on my knowledge of this game; it's been two years since it came out, and being in college and all, I've had my hands full, what with animating. Robin, don't let me die!
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,229 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 5/5/2013
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
Harry Potter and the Chamber of the Unown by Mr. Chaos reviews
Book 2 of the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series. Life has taken a definite upturn for Harry. He now has a wonderful home, great friends, and is building a strong Pokemon team. But when he received word of a hidden danger, Harry will be forced to dig into the past and discover the buried truth about the Founders... and his family. If he doesn't, Hogwarts will be closed forever.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,448 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Master's Ball by Mr. Chaos reviews
Welcome to the Avalon Region. Here, children go to Hogwarts, the premiere school for inspiring trainers, where they learn how to train Pokemon. This year promises to be special, for Harry Potter, the destroyer of Voldemort, is coming to take his place among the future trainers and begin his Pokemon Journey. Book 1 in the Harry Potter: Pokemon Master series.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,119 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lion of Ivalice by ObsidianDawn reviews
When the pillars of that life came crashing down, I did not stand and watch them fall. I turned, and walked away. I did not know that I would end up in The Southern Sky.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 192,114 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Ramza.B, Meliadoul.T - Complete
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Pokemon Nine to Five reviews
Self-insert into Pokemon, but more inane. Focuses primarily on how training and pokemon battles would work with mechanics such as 'a boatload of people' and 'need money to buy food'. Will probably update at glacial paces. Sorry.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 8/12/2023 - OC
The Irrelevant Skyrim Experience reviews
Two guys play Skyrim in first person mode. And also there's a dragonborn involved, but she does her own thing. Think of it as Skyrim, but not as railroaded due to videogame limitations.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 349,366 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/4/2018
The Strangereal War reviews
Let's mush as many of the timelines together as possible and see what happens. [Updated irregularly] (Caution: Language)
Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,961 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/30/2022 - Published: 12/7/2016
Fire Emblem: Technically About Fates reviews
Content sequel to the Bajillion Insert. It's technically about Fates because that's kind of the overarching plot, but it's more focused on the exploits of international relations rather than the wars between a mere two nations. Also contains plot material (of a sort) from: FE 6, 7, 9, 10.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,239 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 7/7/2018
Devil Survivor Grand Strategy reviews
Devil Survivor but with the premise of 'what if there is no 7 day fix'. Thanks to everyone who pointed out the correct Megami Tensei categorization.
Megami Tensei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,544 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/6/2020 - Published: 12/17/2019
So How Can I Weaponize This? reviews
This started as a short story about how nerd weaponizes light. Now it is 'how quickly can we cover the entire Harry Potter series while adding progressively more technology and research into the mix.' Still a stupid story for the sake of stupid stories, though. Received a polish pass on 1/27/2023. No story beats have been changed, just tightening up a few loose bolts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 141,961 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,763 - Follows: 1,572 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 12/25/2015 - OC - Complete
Nino's Homecoming reviews
Shot side story/sequel/whatever you wanna call it to FE Bajillion. Following the events of Awakening Nino has to go home. This is more about what happens after she gets home than the process of going home, which is "Nino sits on a state of the art warship for a little over a month". Will last 4 chapters. Rated M for consistency with Bajillion.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/18/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Nino - Complete
Fire Emblem the Self Insert Number A bajillion reviews
Nerdboy falls into Fire Emblem. Nerdboy uses SCIENCE (dubiously) to solve problems. And when I say Science, I mean the kind that invariably happen when you give magic to someone who watches anime. Takes small elements across all of Fire Emblem universe.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 506,988 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Complete
Kalos : A Senseless Self Insert Story reviews
What happens when you fall face-first into an established world with its own rules, laws, history, expectations, and reality? Well...a slice of life fic focusing on people you will never meet or meet again happens. Enjoy the ride, it's pretty slow. Features two total side characters from Kalos you will never remember seeing (well, except one of them). [Complete, Kinda, Sorta]
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,521 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/3/2016 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Eevee/Eievui, OC - Complete
Dementor Dave's Job Hunt reviews
Someone explain to me why I actually went ahead with this. [Oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Complete
ACES of SEED reviews
Four Wings of Strangereal gets plopped into the SEED verse and fly around and be awesome. Essentially the Ace Combat franchise running into the Gundam Seed universe at full speed. It's messy and hopefully enjoyable.
Crossover - Gundam Seed & Ace Combat - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,647 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/15/2016 - Published: 6/6/2014