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Hi. I am Belle And I live in Australia. I like rainbows,Tie dye in particular. And of course READING. I'm a real book worm,and have done a pretty good job (if my reviews are any indacashon) at writing. I also like singing and animals, musicals (I've been in one ) and my friends tell me that I'm a real drama queen;) I love VA obviously, but I'm also a Star Wars geek:P all of my friend call me crazy and their right,my mother actually DID have me tested. But don't worry your all safe...unless you leave me a bad Review!!!! Yep I love Big Bang Theory too:P
And if you like plot and happy endings then this is the page for you!!!
Now read this and enjoy:)
20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.Once everyone has?gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat - with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Put mosquito netting around your desk area and play tropical sounds all day at school.
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.
20. And the last way to keep a healthy level of insanity copy and paste this on to your profile
I came up with this 21st way to maintain a healthy insanity
21. walk into an elevator with many people. once the door closes turn around and say "the reason I've gathered you here today is...
Lol I have number 22.
Walk into a crowded Fast food place,And ask the person at the counter in a serous voice "what year is it?" And when they tell you turn around and cry out as you run for the door "I did it!!! I did it"
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, vampires, or both.
Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken...
I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on.
I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what someone would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Tell the truth and run.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Don't mess with me I've got a stick and I have nowhere to pot it!
I ran with scissors, and lived!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
Smile, and the world will smile back at you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
You're intoxocated by my very presence
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I don't suffer from insanity,... I enjoy every minute of it
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Your weirdness is creeping the voices in my head out.
Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.
To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, off the occasional cliff and into sliding glass doors.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s he gonna do kill me?
It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!
Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun
Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"
I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!
I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
"Education is important, school however, is another matter."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.
You say Romeo and Juliet,
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, I WANT DEMITRI BELIKOV!!
They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
There is no I in team but the is an I in PIE and there is an PIE in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Come to the dark side. We have DIMITRI!
YOU CALL ME A BITCH. A BITCH IS A FEMALE DOG, DOGS BARK, BARK IS ON TREES, TREES ARE IN NATURE AND NATURE IS BEAUTIFUL SO THANKE FOR THE COMPLIMENT:P
“I am sick of people having a near death experienceand saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I'll kill you."
"If at first you don't succeed, redefine success."
"Never say 'Things couldn’t get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."
"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
"It's just AMAZING! You're completely wrong again!"
"Jesus is coming! Everybody look busy!"
That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast."
"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."
"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"
"Best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry but...ha-ha too bad loser!"
"Bravo. You really know how to make an ass out of yourself."
"One night I was lying awake when I asked myself 'what's wrong with me?' Then a voice answered 'this is going to take more then one night.'"
"You, off my planet."
“I don’t know what’s wrong with you, but I’ll wager it’s hard to pronounce.”
"Well, we always suspected that thinking was dangerous."
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
If you die, I'll kill you!
A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on.
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.
"There Are Three Kinds of People - Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't"
"I ain't sleeping. I'm just taking a good look at the insides of my eyelids."
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge".
"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I must be perfect!"
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
homework is killing trees, stop the madness!
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
Be like a duck, my mother used to tell me. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like hell underneath.
"I have the answer in my head. I just haven’t found it yet"
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him ... If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion. He said ... Alright... you're ugly too!
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head!
I'm bored. Run for your sanity.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into school.
Evil beware, we have waffles.
"Hey, make up your mind. Am I a genius, or a creep?" "You're a creepy genius."
"Did you study for today's test?" "You bet. Ask me anything you want about history-" "Uh, that's great, but the test is in math."
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
What doesn't kill you, only puts you in the hospital for a few weeks!
I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.
I'm gonna survive even if it kills me.
If first you don’t succeed… maybe losing is your style.
I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Make yourself at home ...clean my kitchen
The silent ones are always the deadliest.
I’ll be dead before I die.
Stupid words! Where are they when you need them?!
I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
All the good ones are either gay, married, vampires or fictional characters in books or movies.
This is bunny. Put him on your profile so he can take over the world
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you.
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
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