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Author has written 22 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, One Piece, Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Sherlock.

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Hello there, to anyone who actually reads these. I doubt I'm not alone when I say I do not. I'm Jen. I like cookies, Doctor Who, David Tennant, John Barrowman, Harry Potter, cake, The Doctor, River Song, Fred and George Weasley, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape, Maes Hughes, Roy Mustang, and Fullmetal Alchemist. I'm a super-geek.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
What it says on the tin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade
We All Fall Down by dib07 reviews
Holmes goes missing and when Watson finds him in a psycho's house, he finds his partner rattled, confused and badly hurt. But with Holmes catatonic, no one knows for certain what went on inside that house. M rated. Warning inside with disclaimer.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Doesn't Mean I'm Lost by ScrewsGoTight reviews
After a stroke damages Greg's motor skills, he has to rely on Mycroft to help him through it. But will it all be in vain? Warnings within.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,961 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
It's Not Love by thisisforyou reviews
Jim insists they're not making love. Sebastian doesn't like to argue. MormMor, as fluffy as they ever get. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
This Song For You by Red-Wine-And-Roses reviews
songFIC John is shipped out to war, and Sherlock waits patiently for him, but after a long year, will he ever come home? ONESHOT
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Gregory Likes Leather by lordsexington reviews
Sometimes Mycroft has to kill people, his choice outfit for this is leather. Gregory likes leather, smut ensues. Owned by BBC, Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Twenty Three Seconds by bondageluvr reviews
Sebastian is late. There is whipped cream. Handcuffs. Fluff. PWP. MorMor
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian W./Seb - Complete
Sherlock: Needed by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Mycroft Holmes tries to kill himself with an overdose of cocaine, leaving everybody in his life to question why. But only one person gets the answer. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
The Empty Kitchen by Janec Shannon reviews
John was coping. He was doing fine. Really. It was fine. It was all fine. Really. He was. Really. Post-Reichenbach Angst
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Year that Might Have Been by Kelenloth reviews
"I'm… sorry…" He moaned for the billionth time – an inaudible whisper. His throat had been torn to the point of uselessness by his own terrible screams. - A re-telling of the Year that Never Was in which the Doctor is never aged. Doctor-whump, NON-slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,174 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Caught in the Shadows by iNatix reviews
"Watson had heard the screams. The bloodcurdling screams he had never sought to hear. The screams of a tortured man that was going through far more than any human should handle." Watson's thoughts on finding Sherlock under the bricks.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2011 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
The King's Horses by BrokenHolmes reviews
Holmes pays dearly for Watson's heavy debt. Unable to come to terms with what's happened, Watson must react in drastic ways to rescue him. SH/JW rated for violence and later sexuality
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,903 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 10,381 - Follows: 1,039 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cold Skin by xCookie93 reviews
Identifying a body is very simple. Especially if your best friend is on the table. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Rage Against the Dying of the Light by HarmonyMarguerite reviews
Holmes has five years left to live. He's seemingly okay with it, but it's eating Watson up inside. He treats every day like it's their last, even though there are still a few years left for them. Warnings: Future Character Death. Holmes/Watson slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
And How Bright Our Lives Once Seemed by LavenderMassacare reviews
A look into what Rapture should have been, at all its bright potential and then a look at what it became. AU for ages inaccuracy and a jumbling of the game's timeline. M for yaoi lemons, violence and language. Waiting on reviews
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Andrew R., Sander C.
Soul Wounds Part One: The Boy with Two Daemons by Li Goldberg reviews
His Dark Materials/Naruto crossover. What would happen if the Naruto characters had daemons of their own? Written down versions of the episodes with daemons attached.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008
Romeo and Juliet by The Last Kunoichi reviews
There's nothing more depressing than an aranged marrige decided by your parents when you were 12. Now at 25 years, Etsuko Akita has no choice but to marry her parent's choice. But things get thrown about when she falls for Kakashi. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Breaking Point by Sevlow reviews
Maes Hughes suffers a terrible loss and Mustang does all he can to help his grieving friend, but will it be enough? DARK ANGST. Character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,611 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Rain by rockpaperscissor reviews
No matter what the idiot might say, Maes Hughes knows that his best friend hates the rain. Revised 6.26.07.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Mangaka Has Her Reasons by Dailenna reviews
[Royai, twoshot] The day has finally come, and there they stand at the altar. But has anyone considered that Arakawa might have her reasons why this hasn't happened in the manga?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Late Night Visit by Death Eater Bella reviews
Spoiler for Episode 25 – Words of Farewell. The night of Mäes death, Colonel Roy Mustang and First Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye go to give Gracia the bad news… Slight Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Maes H., Gracia H. - Complete
Steady Inhale by Croik reviews
Sometimes a bond of trust is what's most important. NokoMitsu, 4 parts, YAOI
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,950 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Dick G., Miles E. - Complete
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And Your Bird Can Sing reviews
Following the 'death' of his friend, John Watson finds solstice in someone unexpected. It was just chance he ran into Sebastian Moran. Rated M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - John W., Sebastian W./Seb
Shame Upon the House of Montague reviews
"I asked you to look after him." He said, looking up at Mycroft. "I didn't think that very difficult." - Post-Reichenbach, John can't handle Sherlock's death. Rated T for dark theme's, drug use and suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Appropriate End reviews
Post-Reichenbach. John has lived without him long enough. Pushed to the edge, John contemplates something he never would have considered before.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Child of Time
He was forced to watch as his planet of birth burned and faded away. He cried and cried, but tears would bring back the red grass.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Star Man reviews
"The TARDIS is gone. She couldn't handle a blow like that. She's in pieces... I believe a piece of her is lying on top of you." Rose coughed violently, blood trickling down her chin. T for language and character death.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Within You reviews
You go to the funeral, despite how much it hurts. But you haven't even wrapped your head around this. His body isn't there, you know it can't be, but because of that it feels like a complete lie. Rated K for character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Fame reviews
It was always a struggle, trying to be what they had deemed normal. He took the beatings, he took the turmoil, because he was well aware that that was his punishment for being different. Drabbles, rated T for abuse and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Relapse reviews
He was desperate. That was his excuse anyway. He needed the money, and he didn't know any other way to get it, what with his skills. Or lack of. He never expected to see him again. Life never dishes out what you expect. Rated M for yaoi, and grafic scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Macrocosm reviews
He never thought that his meddling would result in this. Hell, he didn't know such a thing would happen. He would take it all back if he could. Rated T for character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Requiem for a Dream reviews
He had snapped. Absolutly, irriverably snapped. He hurt them, threw them aside, and killed them. They had told him to, and who was he to deny their wishes? Character death, rated T for violence.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Throughout the Night reviews
He opened his eyes. He coudn't see. "Remus? Remus, I'm sorry. I couldn't do anything." He strained, but all he saw were blured shapes. He was crying. "He was fighting Bellatrix. He shot a curse at me when I tried to help... I'm sorry." Rated T
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
One Song reviews
This is nothing. As long as I have you. As long as you stay beside me. I know... I have to accept it sometime. That he's dead. In the end, no one can save me. Rated T for sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
How I Disappear reviews
And without you is how I disappear. To live my life alone, forever more. Watching him fall through the veil was the hardest thing to do, but there was nothing he could do. Slight RemusxSirius, rated T for swears. Character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fiction reviews
Sirius was acting very strange. All this talk about the dark arts... And hanging out with Regulus? Something was definitely up. Teenage, friendship, angsty fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Firelight reviews
He should have known, he should have been there. He's slipping away and he might not come back. Rated T for swears and character death.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Maes H., Roy M.
Broken Heart, Broken Soul reviews
Coming home from a night of drinking, Maes finds it difficult to control himself. Rated T for swears and content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Maes H., Roy M.
Interlude reviews
Her eyes seemed to stare into his very soul. It was eeiry. Maes made another rude gesture in his direction, and Roy sighed. Alright, fine. I'll ask her out. / Rated T for swears and content
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Roy M.
Sanctum
I felt like I was going to die. I wanted to die. He was my friend, my brother, and he betrayed me. Spat in my face and flung me to the ground. I can't, I won't forgive him. A One-shot, suggested RemusxSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Made to Heal reviews
Death is something shrouded in mystery. No one knows what lies beyond it. Is it really an escape? Is it a prison? Do you ever realize you're dead, or do you go out like a candle? Cease to exist? There's no science to it, no studying to be done. Rated T.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Jetplane
A collection of drabbles. Mostly involving Sanji and Zoro. Rated T for swears and some lemon...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,774 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The Color of Turnabout reviews
White walls, white sheets, white gowns... wait... Wh-where am I? --Phoenix wakes to find himself in a hospital, unsure of how he got there. One-shot, during the last case in trials and tribulations.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
Tides of Fate reviews
He ran down the alley, gun raised waist-height. Gunshots was all he heard, his own feet was all he saw, his eyes were glued to the ground. He spun around for a mili-second, firing his gun. And he kept running. A flash of Roy and Maes' past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete