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Author has written 3 stories for Once Upon a Time.

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I'm just a person who has no clue what they're doing 87.68% of the time.

Misty Day is still dead.

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Adventures With Cora Mills by WitchyLove14 reviews
A series of adventures with Cora. Regina and Emma are together and experience adventures with Cora, since she is new to this world, is amused and terrified of some things, and likes to cause trouble. Language. Talks of sexy times. Fluff. SwanQueen. Cora is the biggest SQ shipper ever. THIS IS A CRACK FIC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 148,394 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,306 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Double Trouble by sea-ess-eye reviews
Teenage versions of Emma and Regina appear in Storybrooke and to everyone's surprise the girls hit it off immediately... "We have to stop this, Emma. She can't fall in love with the younger you. She has to meet Daniel and fall in love with him - his death starts it all. Or otherwise, Regina won't grow up to cast the curse, Storybrooke won't exist... and Henry will never be born!"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 264,812 - Reviews: 3181 - Favs: 1,643 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/10/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
Transgressions of the Heart by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Emma had fallen in love with a woman that didn't really exist. Regina, her Regina… she wasn't real. It had all been a lie. •Emma/Regina• SEQUEL TO 'OF LOVE AND LOATHING'
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 213,859 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen]
The Ties that Bind by thelast.thingido reviews
Snow, David, and Regina all try to rule a kingdom together, but they're finding that they're all stubborn in their own way, making peace between them difficult. Until Snow gets an idea on how the bind the three of them together. OT3 Regina/Snow/David Threesome set after 3x13 "Witch Hunt"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/31/2014
Tethered by Chrmdpoet reviews
Adilyn's entire body felt constricted and aching, like she needed to move, needed to close a gap she wasn't even aware mattered. She had to open that door. She had to help Jessica. She had to reel her in.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Adilyn B., Jessica H.]
Enchanted by Queen Nan reviews
Princess Emma was meant to meet her true love at the ball, it just wasn't meant to be her. Swan Queen AU in FTL. On Hiatus until I decide if this ship and this show is worth all the toxic hurt that come with it. Thank you to all that have read, it remains up because despite everything I love this story.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,895 - Reviews: 1415 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.]
The Staircase by redcharcoal reviews
Regina could still smell her cologne and feel the cheap pleather pressing into her back. The brunette sucked in a breath. She was still lying on the floor at the staircase's base and she stared back up at it. Everything was different now. Changed. She felt broken by what had just happened, appalled and enraged, dirty. WARNING: NC17 for non-consensual sex. Dark. (But gets lighter.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 240,810 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 1,395 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/11/2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] OC - Complete
Moments by Masquerading as Quality reviews
What is life but a series of moments? These are a few moments that make up the relationship between Regina and Maleficent. Femmeslash.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,221 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent - Complete
Love Triangles Are For Losers by seriousish reviews
Emma wants Neal and Hook off her back, and what better way to get two heterosexual men to stop being interested in you than to pretend to be in a lesbian relationship? Yeah, she's not good at this.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Emma S., Neal C./Baelfire, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Safe by SgtMac reviews
Afraid of what she'll do to MM, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 209,000 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Henry Mills - Complete
A Stone Heart Needs No Mourners by Sapphire Smoke reviews
The five stages of grief as a love story. •Emma/Regina•
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,027 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Rated S for Sterek by LilFelber reviews
Set in the same universe as my story "Pack Mentality," but this story is basically the smut I cut out of the other to keep it T . Come see how Stiles and Derek's first time goes.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Derek H., Stiles
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Fake Out reviews
"You want me…to date you, the woman who ruined my life, all so your precious Killy Willy Poo will leave you alone?" Submission for day two of SQ Week: Fake relationship. Takes place post 3B, slightly crackish.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
The Big Secret reviews
My submission for Day one of Swan Queen Week: Awkward Situation. Through several extremely awkward encounters with her daughter, Snow slowly beings to gain insight on the mystery person Emma is dating. *Established SQ*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
The Horror Of Our Love reviews
Evil Emma AUish for SQ week, Before the Millers Daughter during the Cora/Regina team up. Cora curses Emma, leading to a dark heart and an infatuation with a certain former queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
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