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Joined 01-30-04, id: 530914, Profile Updated: 03-07-11
Author has written 15 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, Naruto, One Piece, Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!, and Batman.

Sex: Female. Surprised? You shouldn't be :)

Previously known as Sir White-Socks Whiskey

Not much to say here...read my stories and drop off a review, that makes me pretty damn happy. I'm easily pleased, I know.

I tried yaoi and it didn't work out too well. But I do like including them as side couples. Just because yuri is thrice the awesome :D Proof of this is On the Corner of Riddle Street. Well, uh, what can I say? My vocabulary and grammar are very slowly improving. But I do find it helpful for people to...correct me.

My email is up there too so don't hesitate to drop off a review or a message. FF.net doesn't seem to like me much and yeah. I do like looking at the profiles of reviewers and stuff. If you drop off a message I will reply for you :D

As for my pen name, it's not inspired by alcohol, trust me. Actually, Whiskey's my cat and he has white socks. Anyways he's an adorable tuxedo cat, a real wimp at that. It takes him forever to jump from one ledge to another. And he drinks out of the toilet D: Identity crisis! But despite looking like a disgruntled mobster, he's much more affectionate than his white pretty-boy companion.

Oh, and after SC&BL I'm going to stop writing Naruto stuff. Because honestly, I'm not even a fan of Naruto. I just thoroughly enjoy screwing with Kishimoto-san's characters.

If I don't update, it means I am occupied with life. But unless I've noted it here, I will continue to write.

The link to some of my artwork for my stories:


A bit about my stories here...

Double Life (on hold): This story is the one that got me fired up when I started summers ago. I got the idea one Sunday morning and toyed with the idea a lot. So I just had to get it down. I reread it the other day and realised the plot was a bit shaky and some parts didn't quite fit with holes everywhere. But I will finish it sooner or later, it's nearing the end anyway.

Silver Chains & Black Leather:I started this when I believed I have polished my skills enough from Double Life and decided to start something else. At first I thought it was going great, but recently I just didn't believe it was good enough. I may just rewrite some chapters later on. Truth be told, I had just started planning it after the upload of chapter 6. I'm still figuring a lot of things out and am trying to twist it as much as I possibly could. I'm hoping this will cross the borderline of cliche. But it is a lot of fun to write so I will keep working on it! :D

Edit: 17 chapters later, and I've begun to hate it. I guess being a kid is no excuse to ignorance in the world. What I've written has been read, and what's been read can't be taken back. I will try my best to turn things around. This has very much left a mark on me after all the reviews and such, which did help me open my eyes a bit. I have to apologize, and I didn't mean for it to turn out this way. Poor editing is no excuse. I've let one runaway thought destroy this entire story, and it's going to be tough cleaning it up. But I will try my best.

IT'S FINALLY DISCONTINUED! Yay!

Rouge (Previously Angel for Three): I started this when I was bored one day and was thinking about doing a one-shot. I had a notebook out during a free block or something like that (with bubble tea I believe lol! That's how Asian I am)...and I started matching careers and stuff, whatever I thought would make a good story. First I remembered, I had to have a firefighter. Because it's hot, y'know. But somehow that lead to café owner + near homeless single mom. Either way, I fell in love with writing the story after I started. I'm quite attached to it now, but god knows how it'll be in the future. I just know that I wanted something real, and this is...really...as real as it gets for me, haha. Guess I got a lotta living to do :D

Above all, this story is my redemption for SCABL.

Pin Your Wings: I skimmed over it a bit just now (months and months after post) and godDAMN was it ever cheesy. Either way, I'm pretty satisfied with it. I've worked on it the hardest in comparison to any one-shot or chapter. There is a lot of room for improvement, I know that much. I tried not to prolong the storyline, which resulted in a lack of sex, hahah... The title was inspired by Copeland's Pin Your Wings. Original, isn't it?

High Voltage: I...totally don't remember what caused me to write this. But it was definitely NOT inspired by Linkin Park. I just found out they had a song by the same name. But I love LP all the same, haha. Anyway, this is, for some reason, my most favourited story. Personally, I think it's pretty crappy. I feel like a pretty hardcore pervert for writing it, not that you guys are much better for reading it! Still, its popularity a mysterious phenomenon, haha.

Ten Below Blazing: First, a confession: the title was stolen from M-flo. Lol! This was originally me testing the waters, experimenting with the High Voltage phenomenon. But it ended up being a little too different. And let me just say, I really, really don't think I'll be doing first-person again in present tense. Especially since it had sex. Awkward. The plot seemed pretty brilliant to me at first. Then I realized it...wasn't so much. Still, I like it. More than High Voltage, with a little suckier plot. It makes me feel like a one hit wonder though, making my debut then never being able to top it, haha. One day. Just watch me :D


Current story I'm working on: Rouge Epilogue + Side story

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My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1599 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
My Princess, My Navigator by Vicky-V reviews
NamixVivi A short collection of nine NamixVivi ficlets, each featuring a hug in some way. Updated with Make Belive. Nami's first night without Vivi will be harder than she thought. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Nami, Vivi - Complete
Math Homework by SoWrightSoWrong reviews
Phoenix and Edgeworth get awkward while trying to figure out Maya's math homework. Slight PxE, oneshot.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Miles E. - Complete
The Love of Flowers by Schwarzwind reviews
A collection of SakuraIno fics. I will rate each chapter accordingly. Yuri, shoujoai, explicit content, language, suggestive themes, fluff, character deaths, general sadness. [IN PROGESS]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Guidance by CantFaketheFunk reviews
Even amidst the most intimate moments, sometimes it takes a guiding hand... PWP ficlet, AdrianxFranziska, heavily implied sexuality. COMPLETELY REWRITTEN
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
A Box of Love by Zhampy reviews
Random plotless Felix x Isaac fluff. OneShot
Golden Sun - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Felix, Isaac - Complete
Vanilla, Oleander, Devotion by Quillslinger reviews
Sometimes it's just a matter of one day after another. Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
One of These Things Does Not Belong by CantFaketheFunk reviews
Getting a new pet, to take care of and love, is a big deal for any couple. For Franziska von Karma and Adrian Andrews, it's an adventure in and of itself. Sometimes, it really IS just the little things... Shoujo Ai, Franziska x Adrian.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
Follow the Fool by CantFaketheFunk reviews
Four months after the final case in PW2, Franziska von Karma is forced to reexamine her life yet again when a certain woman comes to Germany to see her. Implied Franziska x Adrian, Shoujo Ai... SPOILERS FOR PW2, naturally
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,243 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Delusions of Bliss by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
In order to infiltrate a shadowy organization, Sakura and Hinata must decieve its membership into believing that they are lovers, but in the end maybe the only one's they're decieving are themselves. Sakura X Hinata. YURI. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,456 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/9/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
After by Syxxxy reviews
Years after graduation, Kaorin is getting harassed at work, is lonely, and is miserable in general. Then one day she has a chance encounter with someone from her past. Shoujoai.
Azumanga Daioh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,059 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
The Unforgiving Sun and the Unforgetting Moon by CrazyNinjaPenguin reviews
Tenten and Temari have been chosen to represent their respective villages in an international tournament. Forced to spend time as they travel there together, will the two kunoichi be able to set aside their past differences? TentenTemari YURI. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,391 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
Oh My! Sugar High! by Poena reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Tenten amd Temari were sugar high? You may quite possibly die from laughter after you read through this...or not...i'll admit it's kind of stupid...oh well...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
Trial By Heart by Houndemon reviews
Negima fic! When the Headmaster finally decides on a husband for Konoka, she is devestated. Will Setsuna be able to find a way to give Konoka her freedom, and perhaps love?
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,118 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Opinions by Yondaime-dono reviews
Massive Revision! Originally a ShikaIno oneshot...now an expanded group of opinions...including Jiraiya and Kyuubi's opinions of Naruto, and SasuSaku from their eyes...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 3/16/2004
Tears of an Angel by OkashiraShinomori reviews
Negima Fic! The day has come for Setsuna to make a stand on her relationship with Konoka, and she's determined to do so. Assuming, of course, she figures out how.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/18/2005
Dont Let Him Kill Me by Cdk1 reviews
Ino is deathly scared of Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
Winter Turns To Spring by snow-maiden13 reviews
A winter-cold hearted Sasuke Uchiha meets a warm spring-like Princess accidentally one day, and changes everything in him... So Sorry for the LONG DELAY!Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,995 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004
It's All an Act by firenine reviews
Sasuke's been spoken for by Naruto AND Sakura; Ino has no choice but to rely on the comfort of an old friend. "Gently, Gently" (KibaHina) up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 2/2/2004
Pretending by megami no kagayaki reviews
After 5 years… you face the girl you declined before. And now you realize her worth and that you ACTUALLY love her. What would you tell her? Would you pretend? A Sakura-Sasuke fic!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/5/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004
The product of boredom by Kinumi reviews
During another boring day of playing go with Shikamaru, Ino decides to spice things up a bit and play matchmaker for Naruto and Hinata....but she may become the victim of love as well! NaruHina and ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Left Out by Anime Huggler reviews
When Ino finds out that Shika has feelings for her, how will she deal with it? What will Sakura say about that? Can Ino come to terms of who she really loves? Cute story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003
Dealing with Love by Tamer of Light reviews
Rukato. Life has been hard for Rika Nonaka since day one. From her model mother and her countless number of boyfriends to the stuck-up bullies at school, how love found its way into her ridiculously messy life, she'll never know.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Takato M., Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete
Love since first sight by Wing staff-4 reviews
Prequel to Medal of Honor: The casualties of war. Read how Ohgami and Sakura got together. Chap. 3 up! Please, R&R!!!
Sakura Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,883 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 6/22/2003
Captain and I by Maya Kitajima reviews
(COMPLETE) Sakura will be turning 18 now and her mother wants her to find a husband, even if it is against her heart and will. She goes back to her province with Ohgami to look for *him* there. Will she ever find the right guy? Please review!
Sakura Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
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Rouge reviews
Sakura, a workaholic cafe owner, stumbles upon a woman in need one fateful night. AU. SakuIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,103 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Vicious Rose and the Artful Fool reviews
Gotham is in a state of chaos and rumours of Joker's death has begun to circulate. Mostly just sexual content. IvyxHarley.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Silver Chains and Black Leather reviews
A simple encounter between the Vice President and an enigmatic delinquent throws Ino into a strange vortex of events. She'll have to learn to expect the unexpected if she is to learn to cope with those two. AU. Eventual SakuIno and TemaTen. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 128,808 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Beneath the Great Cherry Tree reviews
A short poem/prose on Setsuna's insecurities. Just a little romance piece. KonoSetsu.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Konoka K., Setsuna S. - Complete
Ten Below Blazing! reviews
Tenten is a hot-headed student stuck with a frivolous teacher she doesn't like. Unfortunately for her, those feelings are anything but mutual. Rated M for language and sexuality. TemaTen. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Temari, Tenten - Complete
Devil's Jealousy reviews
A random spur of the moment idea. Nami misses Vivi, and Robin turns a little green. One-Shot. Yuri. NamiRobin.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Nami, Robin - Complete
Truth, Fabrication, and Pretense reviews
The story of Alvida, a self-centered model, and her faithful manager. AU. Yuri. One-shot. AlvidaKalifa. FF doesn't seem to like Alvida enough to put her in the drop-down menu...
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Kalifa - Complete
Pin Your Wings reviews
My friends had warned me about her, the stunning blonde with gorgeous baby blue eyes that engulf you without knowing it. I simply laughed at their warning and said, “It’s not going to happen to me.” I was partly right. SakuIno. AU. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Double Life reviews
In the day, they know me as Temari. But I'm more commonly known as The Tempest, master thief in the city of Konoha. There just weren’t many complications… until he came along. TemarixTenTen. Various other YaoiYuri pairings. AU. Swearing and future lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,268 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Temari, Tenten
Director's Cut: Revised Script reviews
A prodigy director proves to a struggling actress that no one can truly have a fear of sex. SakuIno. AU. Oneshot. Quite lemony. This is the revised version of the original Director's Cut, which have been posted separately.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,338 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Director's Cut: Original Script reviews
When an amateur nearly drives the lead actress of an X-rated movie into trauma, what can the ambitious director do to save her? SakuIno. One-shot. AU. This is a repost of the original story. Revised version has been posted separately.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
On The Corner of Riddle Street reviews
On a dirty street like this one, it's hard to find love. But ever since the blonde laid eyes on the beautiful violinist, he was in love.SasuNaru. AU. OneShot. Fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
High Voltage! reviews
School, work, cup ramen, and a hot roommate. How will Tenten be able to settle down in this strange new environment? ONESHOT TemaTen Rated for sexual intercourse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Tenten, Temari - Complete
Imperfect Diaries reviews
Diaries of Maya and Franziska while the prosecutor is back in LA for a vacation. MayaFranziska mentioned PhoenixEdgeworth. Revised Ver. Rated to be safe. OOCness
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Franziska vK., Maya F. - Complete
Love: My Hell and My Heaven reviews
Yuffie finally decides that the time has come for a little talk with a certain fighter. But things don't always go as expected. Short little fic I whipped up. ONESHOT [YuffiexTifa][Hints of CloudxTifa]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Tifa L., Yuffie K. - Complete