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HATE. HATE. HAAAATE. HATE ANYTHING THAT IS NOT NARUHINA! NARUHAREM IS FINE, but HINATA must be added, i don't care what level of the harem she is or the freaking importance of character in the story. BUT she has to be in the harem!

COMPLETELY DESPISE SASUHINA. FUCKING LOATHE IT WITH ALL MY BEING. WHY SUCH ANGER FOR IT? WELL... WELLL... BESIDE THE FLUNKING FACT IT HAS NO POSSIBILITY TO BE CANON! ALMOST ALL of the fucking stories in this pair are SEX related. AND OUT of those, it is CANON sasuke weezling her away from Naruto[who is totally uncanon most of the time]. I think you see many problems with that, as do i! NEXT. HINATA character is always shawllow and stupid! AND PLUS, please note i also hate this pairing too. IF FUCKING HINATA HAD TO GO FOOOORRRR ANY MOTHER FLANKING OTHER GUY! IT FUCKING WOULDN'T BE SASUKE! IT WOULD BE FUCKING LEE OR KIBA, cause they are the closet you can get to someone also like naruto in the fucking FANDOM. I hate both pairings also.

Hate Modern Naruto stories. Why? well THEY ARE ALL THE FUCKING SAME, AND STUPID MOST OF THE TIME.

What kind of stories do i read? Actively updated stories. I am not a dedicated writer so you can like suck it right there. Hugs? Uh no... I LIKE STORIES WITH ORIGINALLITY AND FUCKING INTERESTING AND IS NOT AFRAID OF THE FUCKING M RATING!

FUCK

SHIT

ASS

CUNT

SEX

THAT NOTHING BUT M RATED LANGUAGE. MOST OF ALL, HAVE LEMONS! DON'T BE AFRAID, OR EVEN LIMES. LIMES ARE SCENES WHERE YOU SHOW IN DETAIL THE KISSING, CLOTHES REMOVING, REACTIONS TO EACH OTHER. AND MILD BREAST SUCKLING. THEN SKIP. That's a lime, anything less is laziness at its purity.

I'M STORMING THE NARUTO UNIVERSE WITH HARSH REVIEWS. Not Flames. BUT Honest criticism of your story. And you as a writer if you do anything to distract from the story at all.

That is all.

LEAVE!

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Living With The Enemies by LolaTheSa reviews
Sasuke returns to the leaf village, with Karin in tow. The new Hokage Kakashi doesn't trust her so, he does what any ordinary leader does, he assigns them a patron to live with, a blonde one to be specific. "Consider it.. A mission" Full sum inside. NarutoxFemSasuke, Hinata, karin, tayuya. Fem Sasuke, incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,450 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/12/2020 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Tayuya
It's Time: Bella's Story by Honeymoon Edward reviews
Unbeknownst to her, Isabella Swan's fate was sealed when she was 13 years old. Six years have passed and Edward Cullen has determined that it's time to make himself known. Continuation of Original One Shot for We Love Mobward Contest. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 38 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 3501 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 2,566 - Updated: 5/5/2019 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Naruto by LolaTheSa reviews
Hanabi has developed a sexual attraction for Naruto, Hinata finds it cute, Naruto finds it... frustrating. NaruHanaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,821 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Naruto The Incubus by LolaTheSa reviews
Hinata and her team are ambushed by ninja bandits, she retreats and manages to get distance between herself and the ninja. But then she meets the most stunning man she has ever met before. "Hi, I'm Naruto... wanna f-?" Fun story. NaruHinaFemkyuubiNaruko, small-med Harem maybe? Enjoy! Slight change to sum due to an appreciated warning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,896 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Uzumaki Kombat by VFSNAKE reviews
Ages ago, Shao Khan had one child with Sindel before her first death, but assumed the child died soon after birth. But he did not die. He was taken by Raiden to Earthrealm to become the Sage of Six Paths. His legacy Uzumaki Naruto is found by Shao Khan.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,140 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 3,318 - Follows: 2,373 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto The Adventure To Becoming Rokudaime by LolaTheSa reviews
Sequel to Naruto and the godaime. Tsunade gives naruto a list of girls, to which he must choose five or more to become his wives before he can become hokage. Come and find out what happens in this smut filled sequel!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,542 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 888 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
Shinobi no Ashikabi by VFSNAKE reviews
The Sekirei Plan is spiraling out of control. Minaka won't stop it. Takami can't fix it. Sekirei are being forcibly winged against their Will to be used as pawns in a game where they fight each other. In an act of desperation, Takami goes to the only two people that can change things, and possibly save her children from the plan consuming them. The senseis of the Discipline Squad.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 160,471 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 2,071 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., No. 09/Tsukiumi, No. 07/Akitsu - Complete
The Sweet Cold by LolaTheSa reviews
New Important mission. Ok, what happens when Naruto Be's his usual bonehead self, and Sakura happens to be freezing to death. NaruoSakuHina. Read A/N at bottom to find out how Hinata will be involved. lemon story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H.] - Complete
Shattering Existence by VFSNAKE reviews
This is the "What's in the Forbidden Scroll" challenge by Mr.WriterWriter. Naruto finds Aizen's sword in the Forbidden Scroll. How will this change things for him? The illusions of greatness the Leaf village has about itself are about to be...shattered!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,269 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,927 - Follows: 2,687 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1902 - Favs: 2,400 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto The Otaku reviews
Naruto is a otaku who thought he had it all. A hot girlfriend, a nice paying job, his own apartment, great friends. But what happens when one of those throws an rift in his perfect world? Can his great friends help? Maybe a certain girl who is a childhood friend could help. NarutoHinata,Naruko,Ino,tayuya and karin. Contains lots of incest.. Ino, tayuya and Karin are related to Him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Naruko U., Ino Y.]