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My favorite books are: My OTPs are:

The Mortal Instruments CLARY AND JACE

The Infernal Devices Tessa and Will

Percy Jackson and the Olympions Percy and Annabeth

Heroes of Olympus (basically any books by Rick Riordan) Leo and Calypso

Legend DAY AND JUNE

Divergent Four and Tris

Harry Potter Ron and Hermione

The Inheritance Cycle Eragon and Arya Roran and Katrina

The Lux Series DAEMON AND KATY

The Wolves of Mercy Falls Cole and Isabel

Daughter of Smoke and Bone Akiva and Karou

The Maze Runner Thomas and Theresa

The 5th Wave Cassie and Evan

Sweet Trilogy KAI AND ANNA

The Fault in Our Stars Hazel and Agustus

Vampire Academy Lissa and Christian Rose and Dimitri

Bloodlines (I liked this one better than VA)SYDNEY AND ADRIAN

Warriors Leafpool and Crowfeather

Beautiful Creatures (hated the ending and the series was kind of dumb, but I still liked Ridley and Link and cant wait to read the spinoff which is Dangerous Creatures) Ridley and Link

The Hunger Games Finnick and Annie

Ect, ect. Too many to list them all

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These Hands by Angelikah reviews
Klaroline smut drabbles from my tumblr (thetourguidebarbie).
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 212,151 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/28 - Published: 1/7 - [Caroline F., Klaus]
The House Guest by shippershape reviews
Clarke loves her best friend, so when Octavia's brother needs a place to stay, Clarke doesn't think twice about offering up her loft. It's no trouble at all, that is until Clarke realizes what a surly, arrogant prick he is. When a few days turns into a few weeks it's too late to back out, and now she finds herself stuck with an unwelcome roommate.
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,030 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
The (Somewhat) Chance Encounter by katethewriter reviews
Random strangers seldom burst into my apartment unannounced. So when two of them do within the span of twenty minutes—one to yell at me about salty dicks and the other to apologize for the first—it catches me slightly off-guard. But I will not go as far as to say that it was a bad thing, for what transpires afterward I never would have expected. M for language/adult themes. AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 76,542 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
I'll Give You All Kinds of New Material by MissMarissa reviews
Tumblr Prompt: Clarke meets her favorite porn star, Bellamy (you can make him have a pseudonym for his movies or not; the choice is yours). So, yeah, run wild with this. I just demand a shit ton of smut. I don't care what happens. Just Bellamy and Clarke getting it on.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,160 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 10/9/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.]
Captured by iLoveMeSomeCaptainAmerica reviews
Clary, daughter of Luke Garroway, leader of the Resistance, is captured by the Vampires. She is sold to the mysterious prince and forced to abide by his rules. Struggling to feel hatred towards the monster that is responsible for her mother's death, she must keep her identity a secret in order to protect her people and their cause. "You belong to me." AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 156,152 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
One-Shots for TMI by Boredsowritting01 reviews
Different one-shots for The Mortal Instruments. Human or Shadow Hunters. Please read as i can not put a summary of EVERY story i post under this. Rated M, simply because i don't know what future one shots will contain.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L., Alec L.
Reckless Abandon by IWriteNaked reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,385 - Reviews: 1248 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
Love Isn't Optional by dontjudgeabookbyitsmovie reviews
Clary Fray already knew her life couldn't be easy when her parents volunteered her for a marriage to Jace Herondale. Though her life becomes far from a little complicated as a dangerous force comes into play and suddenly has her fighting for her life alongside the man she thought she hated. Blood is thicker than water, but what happens when you mix them together?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,457 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Zootopia: Nick x Judy REally sexyhothorny story -- by GoodORasberry reviews
NICK WANTS TO FUCK JUDY SO HARD JUDY ENJOY THOUGHT. TOOK 10 YEARS TO MAKE ENJOY DONT GET CANCER - -
Zootopia - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
The Bachelor by Shadowhunter5801 reviews
Clary and Jace have been best friends forever, so when Jace is chosen as the Bachelor, he asks Clary if she will be a bachelorette to come with him. As his best friend and spy. But the game changes for Clary when she realizes she has more than freindly feelings for Jace. Will she tell him, and really enter the competition? Will sparks fly, or will love die?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 79,164 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Though She Be But Little by RowArk reviews
When Regina has a magical mishap that reverts her to a five year old, Emma is stuck babysitting the little lost princess until the effects of the spell wear off.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Camp Wars by RiceBunnies reviews
Clary is from Camp Omega and Jace is from Camp Alpha. When one incident happens a war between the two camps rile up. But they have to be careful or the heads of the camps will serve punishments. With Clary and Jace leading, who'll win? Also, there's NO socializing or having any kind of intercourse between the camps but Jace and Clary can't keep their lips off each other.Discontined
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,954 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
21 Questions with the Originals by Mischeifandmagic reviews
I play 21 questions with the Originals. Be warned for some Caroline obsessing, sibling rivilry and a very bored Kol. Chapter 1: I interview the Original Siblings Chapter 2: I interview Klaus and Caroline Chapter 3: I interview Kol and Bonnie Chapter 4: Klaus, Caroline and Tyler, Chapter 5: Elijah, Elena, Katherine and Stefan, Chapter 6: Mikael and Klaus. Etc...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Klaus, Kol M., Rebekah, Elijah
Au Revoir by ur-vampire-girl reviews
Five hundred years ago, Clarissa Fray was cursed by a witch. She could live forever, but she couldn't be with the person she loved, Jace Herondale after he was twenty-one. If she stayed with him, he would die and wouldn't be reincarnated ever again. Instead of ending up breaking his heart by leaving him, she chose to be a stranger who made sure he ended up with the right girl.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,961 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Heart by Heart: One-Shots by Wisterian Princess reviews
A collections of One-Shots for my other story "Heart by Heart," filling in the gaps by request
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,783 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., OC
The Serpent, the Witch and the Broom Closet by bitchywitchy reviews
When Hermione and Draco get stuck inside a broom closet for part of the holidays, they both change. But can they come back for their seventh year and finish, despite all the drama and twists and turns happening? Set in Hogwarts: EWE. Slightly OOC. Rated M for language and dark themes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,147 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Their Thing(s) by Angelikah reviews
Klaroline drabbles from tumblr. Some have smut and some don't, but all are Klaroline in some form or another. This drabble series is done due to the absurd length of it, and I will be posting another story as the next drabble set soon.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 410,944 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
The Love Games by Ilovesandwichs reviews
Clary loses her best friend Simon to Izzy when they start dating. She decides to replace him with the arrogant and egotistical Jace who she cant help but flirt with, playing him at his game. As her new best friend he shows her how to live life a little more on the edge. What happens when she starts falling for him? Clace @ highschool. Lemons, bad language & underage drink & drugs
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,048 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L.
I Think It's Called Love by LaughingSenselessly reviews
Clarke glances around, making sure none of the adults are around before replying, "Go to hell, Bellamy." Bellamy pretends to check his watch. "I've already been here for two hours." (Or, the classic Enemies to Lovers/Modern/High School AU... with a twist or two.)
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,799 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Two Girls One Account reviews
A series of stand alone one shots. Content Warning... Read at your own risk!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/27/2015
Percabeth Lemon by Whenfithitstheshan67 reviews
The title should explain everything. Percy and Annabeth are married and are in their mid-twenties
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Left Unsaid by Zoete9 reviews
A short Destiel drabble in which Cas is roofied at a party, relentlessly sasses Dean, and is giggly and clingy all in one night; Dean has lingering concerns about The End as well as an obvious affection for Cas; and Sam - well, Sam is just sick of their bullshit.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] Sam W. - Complete
Tumblr Advice by chronicyouth reviews
Cas takes some bad advice from Tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2015 - [Castiel, Dean W.] - Complete
Basketball and Angels by okayitswayland reviews
Jace Herondale is the best basket ball player in America, and his team has just won the NBA. His coach signs a deal with The Manager of Victoria secret angels Magnus Bane and Jace gets partnered to work with Clary the sexiest girl in the world. Will he finally find one love, or will this be just like a one night stand? All TMI SHIPS! Rating may change ! FULL summary inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] OC
Behind Bars by Anaelle-KLAROLINE reviews
Caroline's father is in jail. Caroline visits her father often but one day there is a problem and some prisoners try to escape. Caroline finds herself locked up in the prison with all the other criminals. Including Klaus.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,302 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Caroline F., Klaus
Kisses Inbetween Demon Fights by mangageek23 reviews
There are so many different types of kissing, with different meanings and intentions behind each one. Remastered and brought back for your enjoyment. The many different kisses between Jace & Clary.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 2/4/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.]
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Sunset17 reviews
A collection of notes from the H20 characters about what they think of fanfiction.
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 3/14/2014
Beginning of Forever by ashesandhoney reviews
Will and Tessa's wedding night and the early days of their marriage. This earns its rating. It isn't quite PWP but there isn't a lot of plot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Will H., Tessa G.]
Remember When You Told Me You Loved Me? by ClosetObsession reviews
"You know that I regret putting you through that. And that if I thought there was another way, I would have done that. In a heart beat," he stressed. "Yeah," she agreed. "But me torturing you is more fun than you torturing yourself." Takes place after season 2. Felicity has fun getting payback for Oliver using her as bait for Slade. A long one-shot. Rated M-MA for some smut.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/15/2015 - Oliver Q., Laurel L., John D., Felicity S. - Complete
A Tale Of Two by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,319 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Rough and Ready by Two Girls One Account reviews
Valentine and Luke have hilarious sex. Valuke for life.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2015 - [Luke G., Valentine M.] - Complete
The Surrogate by Two Girls One Account reviews
After Jace decided he needs an heir to his company, he asks Alec to pretend to be his boyfriend in order for them to be eligible to apply for a surrogate. After choosing Clary for the job, the two must take care of her while she carries Jace's child without revealing to her that they aren't really together. Rated M for language and suggestive content. Please R&R
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,119 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Project Carrot by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There were four people—me, Morgenstern, Simon, and Isabelle. Simon and Isabelle are paired together. Clary must be thinking what I am, because she snarls a very loud, "No!" at Graymark. Graymark smiles sheepishly at her. Oh, boy. Here we go. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH. Companion to Project Marriage.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,902 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Project Marriage by Thalia Marie Grace reviews
There are only twenty-two people in this class, and only two people who haven't been given partners yet for Project Marriage. "No!" I snap, glaring at Luke with everything I have. He smiles sheepishly at me. I'm going to kill him. And then myself. And then dig myself up from my own grave and kill him again. "Last partners: Jace Lightwood and Clary Morgenstern." [AU/AH.]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 64,670 - Reviews: 2227 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Unwritten by iLoveMeSomeCaptainAmerica reviews
It really sucks when you find someone that's so beautiful and handsome and perfect, but then you get slapped in the face by reality: he's in love with someone else. AU. Short Story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,350 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Destined by KirstenCerece reviews
After Clary is accidently locked out of her car and has to walk home in the freezing weather, she thought nothing else could go wrong. Next thing she knows, Clary's archenemy from high school, Jace, is forcing her to stay with him until she can get her keys out of her car. Will hate blossom into love, or will an unexpected event destroy what they've built between them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,168 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
A Taste of Being Clarke Griffin's Boyfriend by arysa13 reviews
Bellamy and Clarke pretend to be dating so he can meet his idol Marcus Kane.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Bellamy B., Clarke G.] [Raven R., Wick] - Complete
Felicity's Sweet Revenge by TinaDay3W reviews
Olicity AU - After six years as Oliver Queen's secretary, Felicity is finally quitting her job at Arrow Architecture. And now that she's finished being the stony architect's office slave, Felicity has decided to go out with a bang (hee hee!) and get some fun-and-sexy fantasy fulfillment before she walks out of his life for good. But nothing ever goes the way you plan, does it?
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,035 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Oliver Q., Felicity S. - Complete
Half Truths by purrina57 reviews
"His face is right in front of mine, his breath warm and delicious against my lips as he says, "'I can handle you.'" I simply duck under his arm and say, "'We shall see.'" Clary is trained for this, to be the perfect woman, and maybe the perfect wife. It's her job, what she was born into and what she has been raised to do. But CAN she do it? Futuristic Clary/Jace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 178,685 - Reviews: 2551 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Rebellion by KaylaRann reviews
They're sexy, cheeky, bad boys in a band - Patch, Scott, Rixon and Dante are new at Nora and Vee's school. Scott recognizes Nora from when they were kids and they all become quick friends. They'll get pretty naughty ;) The boys are hiding that big secret - you all know what it is - but Vee and Nora don't... yet. LEMONS LEMOMS LEMONS! Patch/Nora, Scott/Vee.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,581 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 1/27/2015
City of High School by hufflepuffamity reviews
Another all human story. Sue me. Clary Fray is a junior and in advanced classes, and some of her classes are with Jace Lightwood, her best friend's brother. But there's more to Clary's past then meets the eye. Will Jace help her cope with her horrible past? Or will the past repeat itself? Rated T but there's some mature and serious themes. Some Malec and Sizzy. Lots of Clace. :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,802 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
The Week by Ruffle14 reviews
Once a year to uphold respect and fend of bullies Clary Fray makes herself popular in the course of one week, before retiring back to her usual self. What happens when a certain Jace Lightwood meets Clary for the first time in her popular week? Can he bring out this confident girl again? My story is much better then the summery so read it! All Human. Rated T to be safe. :)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,605 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Isabelle L.
Inner Dialogue by J.D.Bell reviews
Dramione. One Shot. Malfoy stressed out during HBP. Hermione stumbles into the prefects bathroom with him unbeknownst to her. "What was she doing here looking, for all intents and purposes, like she was actually going to use the bathroom for its intended use? Wait. Did she just turn the water on? Yes. I should leave. I should leave right now."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stalling is the Best Medicine by Moczo reviews
Clarke, seeking to avoid a war that could devastate her people, has gone to Commander Lexa with an offer she cannot refuse: A way to turn the Reapers back into true men. This would probably be a better idea if she actually had such a thing. (Birthday present for RadiantBeam; one-shot; Absolutely crackfic)
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Clarke G., Lexa, Abigail G./Abby, Bellamy B. - Complete
Ascension by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: Running away with your brother and his band of famous, but obnoxious rockstars isn't all it's cracked up to be. Fame is a dangerous beast. Wild and unpredictable. And so is Jace Herondale. But how can you love a boy that's desired by millions and acts not quite human? -Clace- R&R?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,894 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
A Friendly Wager by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,062 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 4/22/2015 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Luminous by Vestina reviews
He didn't even know her name. And yet he was responsible for her reaping... The interwoven story of Finnick and Annie. Each chapter told in exactly 100 words. A canon linear drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,000 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] - Complete
Summer Vacation Gone Wild by ThatHippieChick reviews
Clary, 16, is staying at her brother's house for the summer to babysit her nephew and nieces. Little did she expect to meet Jace, 21, one of her brother's roommates and friend from high school. Will what starts out as harmless flirting turn into something more? Rated M, to be safe. Possible Adult themes. Clace, Malec, and Simobelle.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,500 - Reviews: 884 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Brohomie by IWriteNaked reviews
A silly little one shot of texts between everyone's BROTP, Clary and Simon. Climon friendship. Decided to continue it. Now featuring group TMI texts!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Clary F., Simon L. - Complete
Polygraph by IWriteNaked reviews
Alec gives Magnus a lie detector test. AU. One Shot. Co-written with The Poly Lama.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
Never Have I Ever by ChatterBox1 reviews
The Divergent Crew and Co are back for another game and this time it's Never Have I Ever and they're not holding back even with Tris's mom in the room. Will there be FourTris? Oh yes that's shouldn't be a question. Will Peter enter the Story? I don't know at this point. Is it funny? Well read to find out. Rated T for strong language.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Uriah - Complete
The bet of a lifetime by wiccandreams reviews
Octavia, Miller, Monroe, Raven, Jasper and Monty team together to try and get their two stubborn leaders to realise their feelings for each other. However, this proves more difficult than first thought and the team must try and pull ridiculous stunts to get Clarke and Bellamy alone together. *No grounders or major threats. Focusing on teenage hormones and relationships. Rated M.*
100 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,393 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Clarke G., Jasper, Octavia B., Bellamy B.
From Switzerland With Love by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
A Valentine-centric spin-off of my fic Battle of the Bands - though you don't necessarily have to have read it for the first few chapters. Have you ever wondered what was really going on in Valentine's head all that time? How about just his general thoughts on life? Look no further. Approach with caution...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Valentine M.
Tired of Writing About You by IWriteNaked reviews
We are not written in stone. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L. - Complete
Coming Home by rippingbutterflywings reviews
After being partnered up to work on a school assignment together, Clary, who lives in New York, forms a friendship with Jace, who lives in Paris. However, when he breaks his promise to stay in contact and disappears suddenly from her life, Clary's left confused and heartbroken. So what happens when Jace unexpectedly reappears in her life by moving to her hometown? AU/AH. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 112,641 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Complete
Desperate Measures by Adele18 reviews
She turned her gaze towards the other members of the council and spoke with conviction. "Desperate times call for desperate measures.We must force all shadowhunters over the age of 18 to marry and bear children as soon as possible. It is the only way. " / Clace and Sizzy story,although mostly Clace moments. Contains lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Teach Me by Jasmin1999 reviews
Clary Fray, a 21 year old who majors in Art, studies Art, Maths 2 and Home Economics. Her bestfriend Izzy told her about their new extremely hot Maths 2 teacher. Clary does not believe this until she sees him. After unexpectedly seeing him at a video store, sparks fly, they end up at a bar bathroom. Will their relationship be possible or will Mr.Wayland notice how wrong it is.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,905 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/27/2015 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Jace W., Clary F., Isabelle L., Simon L.
In This Moment by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Jace Wayland and Clary Fray have been neighbors for months, and they've only grown closer since the moment they met. On a day that starts with a simple bike riding lesson, could their friendship blossom into something more? AU/AH. OOC. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Greatest Story Ever Told by IWriteNaked reviews
The scratching made another appearance. "I should probably let the cat in," I said. "No, you shouldn't!" Simon disagreed. "What if it's not the cat? That could be anything." I stood up and rolled my eyes at him. "It's winter, Simon. He's probably cold." I walked over to the door and unlocked it. "No!" Simon yelled from behind me. "Don't open it!" One Shot. AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Klaroline 25 Days of Christmas by Sci-fi Christian reviews
With each day of December, Klaus gives his true love something special, until she gives him one in return! A chapter a day, until the 25th of December! Rating changed starting at chapter 4!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,622 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] - Complete
The Mystic Falls Dare Club by LitLover 101 reviews
The first three rules of The Mystic Falls Dare Club are simple. You are given a dare. You do it. If you don't, you're out. But you'll never be out because it's a life time membership. You can give a dare away one a year. Another member, if they'll do it. Who came up with these rules: me, Klaus M. and my best mate, Damon S. When we were six. Best idea ever. One word: Caroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 155,019 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Damon S. - Complete
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas by LitLover 101 reviews
Spoilers for TVD 6x10. It's Christmas in Mystic Falls. And it wouldn't be Christmas if Matt weren't kidnapped, Caroline was dealing with emotional trauma, Damon's trying to avoid feelings of seeming rejection from Elena and Enzo was miserably lonely. Together this unlikely gang will find a reason to have a merry little Christmas, together, whether they like it or not.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Damon S., Caroline F., Matt D., Enzo - Complete
The 100 by Fanggirls-4646 reviews
After 97 years in Space 100 juvenile prisoners are sent to Earth with 1 goal:stay alive. Elena a privileged set out to protect her people from the ground and each other. Damon a rebel willing to do anything for those he loves. Caroline imprisoned since birth desperate to experience life. Klaus a grounder conflicted about taking over the 100 when he finds himself drawn to 1 of them.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2014 - [Caroline F., Klaus] Elena G., Damon S.
Smoke and Fire by epephany reviews
Adrian and Eddie smoke weed for the first time.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
With Everything I Have by ClaryFrayMockingjay reviews
*YOU KEEP ME WILD* Shadowhunters Clary and Jace are both single and have strong feelings for each other; Clary, however, doesn't trust Jace's intentions, he's a huge player, she doesn't want to get hurt. How long will she push him away? And how far is Jace willing to go to prove his love? RATED M FOR A REASON! R&R PLEASE
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Sorry It's a Little Late by ChatterBox1 reviews
Percy is about to come home from the war and remembered that he had a essay to finish for Paul. Short Oneshot (After Giant War). Cover Image not mine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Percy J., Paul B. - Complete
Leaders, Fighters, Survivors- We Are Grounders by elizatays reviews
A collection of all my Bellarke drabbles and one shots from Tumblr, I accept requests too. Overall rated M as some chapters may not be suitable for ages under 18.
100 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
City of Deliverance by BlankPoofTheory reviews
(Sequel to City of Vicissitude) Sebastian has returned from the dead miraculously and mysteriously and now he is acting a little different. Can Clary and Jace discover what is going on with him before he hurts someone he loves? M for dark themes and possible lemons in future chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,009 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Finn's A Douche by Kudra23 reviews
In which Clarke is pissed and Bellamy has a very lucky day. Happens after Raven comes down from the Ark. Bellarke.
100 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,645 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014
Jace From Domino's by rippingbutterflywings reviews
The story of what happens after an awkward phone conversation with a pizza guy. / One-shot. AU. AH. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
HIS ANGEL by Falling4theFallen reviews
AU/AH/OOC*Patch & Nora have been bff's since tragedy brought her into his life 19yrs ago. A weekend visit when he was in college changed things, but that didn't mean they weren't still clueless when it came to love & friendship. Can Rixon, Vee & friends help them see they're made for each other? This is a cute short story about friendship & love-moves fast.-LEMONS-will have sequel
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - [Patch/Jev, Nora G.] OC - Complete
7 Deadly Sins by IWriteNaked reviews
Truth be told, the truth is rarely told. They lied to each other so effortlessly. Clary desperately wanted to tell him that she was suffocating with the absence of him. And Jace desperately wanted to tell her how much he missed the smell of her hair, and waking up next to it. They both knew telling the truth would be more painful. All Mundane. Clace. One shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,317 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Kyle/Jordan K. - Complete
just a game of truth or dare? by RustyBay reviews
RATED M to MA! The group sits down for a game of truth or dare! How will this turn out? good or bad? suck at summerys please read and review! this is also my first fanfic so i hope it isnt to bad! please R and R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Fatally Mine by IWriteNaked reviews
A continuation of Fatally Yours. After getting away from Valentine, the kids can't go home. Valentine is after them, with sick intentions of bringing his twisted family back together. Mostly Clace. Some Sizzy, Malec, and... You'll see. Trigger Warning: Rated M for Dark themes, Mentions of rape, SMUT, Lemons and language. Some OOC. AU (All Mundane) OC. Read Fatally Yours first!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,378 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Sebastian V., Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L. - Complete
The Feelings Never Went Away by Zoroark3496 reviews
Skye and Ward are sent to get a strange Asgardian Amulet from an arms dealer. As expected with anything Asgardian, the results are exactly favorable to certain S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. Tumblr Prompt from Snarkysweetness.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Skye/Daisy, G. Ward] - Complete
Lets get lost by Kaitlynn2648 reviews
THIS IS THE BEST FANFICTION EVER WROTE! YO REALLY NEED To READ IT.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
When Hells Collide by IWriteNaked reviews
It's been two years since I was released from the psych ward, and I still think of the red headed girl I met there, with the sweet smile and the scarred wrists. I wonder if you remember me. I hope you're okay. One shot. Clace. Based on a true story. Rated M for lemons, self harm, drug abuse, mentions of rape, and mentions of death. Not open to continuation.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Sammyyy by SasuNarufan4ever reviews
SAMMYYYYYY Pointless stuff about Sammy.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Black Ace by MaxWaylandGrey reviews
There can't be any possible good on relationships based on lust, but Jace doesn't know better. AH/AU. Rated M. OOC.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,163 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
A Quest for the Rich and the Poor by Divergentshadowhunter99 reviews
Clary is a village girl from the poorest class who hunts to give her family food.Jace is a boy from the highest class you can get. Both of the two kids first meet when Clary is seven and after that they seem to save each other from different problems every year and when Clary is sixteen her Jace and a few other people get put on a quest to save the kingdom.What will happen to them?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Magnus B., Alec L.]
A Really Awesome Mess by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray is an ordinary girl with a crush on the most popular boy in school, Sebastian Verlac. When he begins harrassing her, she begins to see that he's dangerous, and she formulates a plan along with her brother and his friend, Jace Wayland: Clary and Jace will pretend to date until there is no danger. But is it really pretending if you share kisses in the dark? OOC, AU/ AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Utterly Confused by Adele18 reviews
"She's always been my short, cute, geeky best friend , wearing large band t-shirts and baggy pants. But, when she comes back from spending her entire summer vacation with her dad in Paris, she's different. And that just makes me feel utterly confused." AU. Clace story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,484 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Paris in the Summertime by CoralLautner reviews
Clary is about to embark on the trip of a lifetime with her boyfriend Simon to tour France for the summer. Their plans are scuppered when Simon is offered the chance to tour with his band and Clary must instead go to France with his snarky stepbrother Jace whom she has nothing but negative feelings toward. But will a Summer in Paris change that? All-Human.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,324 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Adventures of Jonathan and Jonathan by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
-CoLS Spoilers- Have you ever wondered what Jace and Sebastian got up to in those few weeks before Clary turned up at the apartment in CoLS? Imagine. Two teenagers. Alone in what can only be described as a bachelor pad. There's a lot of potential for trouble, right? Brace yourselves for the adventures of Jonathan and Jonathan. Things are about to get pretty insane... CANON [I WISH]
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Inconceivable by moirariordan reviews
"Well," Bellamy says dryly, "this whole diplomacy thing sure is going great."
100 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,204 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/10/2014 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] - Complete
Fatally Yours by IWriteNaked reviews
Clary wakes up in a strange place with a splitting headache, no idea how she got there, and a Golden Boy telling her they, along with others, have been kidnapped. But there may be more to this place than she originally thought. AU. Some OOC. Clace. Malec. Sizzy. Jaia. Adult Content. Rated M for violence, language, rape and lemons. Bad summary, sorry.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 54 - Words: 82,954 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Isabelle L., Magnus B. - Complete
List of Things Alec isn't Allowed to Do, Say, or Substitute for Money by 1seddiefan reviews
Magnus is called to the Institute to heal Izzy. But Alec isn't there, for some reason. Magnus is bored so he pokes around. He finds a list that Jace, Clary, Isabelle, Simon, Hodge, Maryse and Robert had made. A list of things Alec isn't allowed to do at the Institute. A summer edition is now up, along with the holiday edition. Post COLS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
Revenge: A Mortal Instruments FanFic by Winter-Spirit-of-FUN reviews
Valentine. Yup! He's back! He makes Clary agree to go with him by threatening Jace. He tortures her and uses her as a lab experiment and waits for her to create more Runes. Jace eventually finds her and when Clary is still refusing to leak some important information to Valentine he decides to torture the both of them...! Rated M- Some sex, questionable language and torture!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,353 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Valentine M., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
Betting It All by KC.Speaks reviews
Clarke Griffin hates Bellamy with a passion. But they both have a penchant for gambling, and one night Bellamy takes it too far. And now, Clarke's wondering what the hell she just lost. This one's definitely gonna be rated M for a reason.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
City of Vicissitude by BlankPoofTheory reviews
Slight AU. Clary decides to move in with her new found brother once now that she is 18 and found out that she is part of the Shadowhunter world. He is supposed to train her but Clary quickly meets his adoptive brother Jace and learns he can train her in things other than fighting. M for possible lemons later.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,414 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by I prefer to remain anonymous reviews
AU: My life used to consist of waking up, drinking coffee, and going to class. Well, it was until my annoying neighbor decided to flood both our flats. Now, my life consists of waking up, avoiding his latest sexual escapee, getting band from the only decent coffee shop I know, and hopelessly falling in love with him. I would see it as an improvement, if only he went for gingers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,964 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Truth or Dare Vampire Academy style by VioletPaperFlowers reviews
While playing truth and dare the gang finds out about Dimitri and Rose. How will they react? Takes place in Shadow kissed. Dimitri never changed so the attack never happened. RxD MxE LxC AxS *Lemons in future chapters!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 33,346 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Rose H., Dimitri B.
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3208 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Christian Grey: An Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by Ironsides-1Mockingjay4All reviews
Have you recently purchased a brand new CHRISTIAN GREY Dominant Companion Unit? Please take the time to read and consider this Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual Courtesy of ACME LLC. This is a PARODY piece meant for fun. Please do not try to contact this fictitious corporation! CREDIT for inspiration to PUMPKINGRIN and Theresa Green.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Sydrian RoundUp by sksai reviews
A Collection Sydrian One Shots on the lemony side, because the world needs more Sydrian lemons. Rated M because There will be lemons, lemony-fluff, whatever! Enjoy the sydrian goodness. Was in the VA section but I've moved it to Bloodlines. Didn't really know which was better to put it in before, but we'll let it rest here for now.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,714 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Adrian I., Sydney S.
Off To A New Start by Talisa Ivashkov reviews
Everything seemed okay, until something very unlikely happened between Sydney and Adrian. Something that happened to change everything else all together. And even though it changed along did their relationship and so much more.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,151 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Adrian I., Abe M., Sydney S., Sonya K.
Rogue by Divergentshadowhunter99 reviews
Clary is one if the best CIA agents in the USA. What will happen when three new agents join the CIA? What will happen if a certain golden boy wants to know Clary better? What will happen if Clary and Jace get feelings for each other? Will they tell each other? Or will it be left until it's too late? Will Clary tell Jace about her horrible past? Contains Clace, Malec, Sizzy and Jaia
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 136,854 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L. - Complete
Idris High by Divergentshadowhunter99 reviews
Clary Fray is an orphan and is currently living with the Prior family. The only problem is that she doesn't feel like she fits into the family. There is beautiful and popular Tris, and football star Caleb and both parents are very successful and then there's just Clary. What happens when she starts at Idris High and then meets friends and Jace Herondale. Will love happen or not?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 54,042 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 10/3/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.
today i will be happier than a bird with a french fry by nothingespeciallyunique reviews
Read the AN at the beginning. I have a 'Words to Live by' Calender and for every month I have written a fanfiction corresponding to that month's words to live by. This is April 2014 and it is the title of the fic. This is a 'no war' au. There is Fourtris, Zeke/Shauna, Christina/Will, and Uriah/Marlene. It is a truth or dare / Candor or Dauntless fic.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
Breathless by IWriteNaked reviews
Clary has lived with her abusive father, since her mother died. After her brother moved out, the abuse got worse. What happens when Valentine dies, and Clary has to live with a foster family? Follow Clary through sadness, fear, loneliness, learning to trust again and finally falling in love. Clace, Malec, Sizzy. AU. OOC. Warning: adult content. Just click!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,187 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Clary F., Jace W., Alec L., Valentine M. - Complete
Divergent: Truth or Dare (Candor or Dauntless) by ChatterBox1 reviews
The Divergent crew have a game to play, FourTris is not together (Yet.) After initiation no war, but Al is dead because he killed himself. I have a as some might say an interesting mind so there will be dirty dares and swearing.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,414 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Caleb P., Uriah - Complete
TMI Chat Room by LilliabellaMichelle reviews
The gang has recently learned how to use the Internet. Isabelle suggests that everyone speaks only on chat for as long as possible. What could possibly go wrong?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,074 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B. - Complete
The Matching by Bad Wolf Warren reviews
When a female Shadowhunter turns 16, she must go to the Glass City and be in The Matching. Where the Clave choose her future, her life and her husband without her choice. CLARY/JACE AU
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,949 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Heart by Heart: Doug's Story by Wisterian Princess reviews
A spin-off of my other story "Heart by Heart." This is the story of how the mundane, Doug falls in love with Isabelle's daughter, Rainy and how he ascends to become a Shadowhunter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., OC
Awakening the Dead by Divergentshadowhunter99 reviews
Clarissa Morgenstern is a shadowhunter that dies in 1723 in a battle against a demon.300 years later she wakes up in modern day America in a cave with no memory on how she got there then she meets Detective Jace Lightwood who's detective partner has just been mysteriously killed.Will Clary be able to find out why she has awoken from the dead and will she be able to destroy the evil
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L.
Jocelyn's Choice by HidesBehindClosedDoors reviews
What if after the supposed death of Valentine, Jocelyn didn't take Clary away from the Shadow Hunter life and instead just moved to a London Institute. When Clary turns 17 the Clave decide to make her move to the New York Institute in hopes that she and Jace would become Parabati, the strongest shadow hunting team ever known. But could there bond become more than that?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 58,039 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Death And Mourning by mermaid12108 reviews
Basically the scene with Isabelle and Simon in COG in her room after Max dies in Izzy's P.O.V. *One-shot*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Isabelle L., Simon L.
Sempre e per Sempre by I prefer to remain anonymous reviews
Moving schools all of the time did have its benefits. I never go too attached to anyone enough to miss them, I could start a fresh image and no one wanted anything to do with you. But it did have one disadvantage: egotistical, arrogant dick heads that think they can take advantage of the new girls. And here was one right now.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
Flappy Bird? by lalalightwood reviews
Clary brings upon the wrath of Flappy Bird upon Isabelle, Alec and Jace... by the angel, what have they gotten themselves into this time? Slight crack.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Blue Lagoon by Boredsowritting01 reviews
Base off the movie Blue Lagoon: The Awakening. Clary the popular, Jace the use to be popular get trapped on an island after they both get on a boat for a party and go over board, wondering if they will ever get off. They come from two different worlds and they think the other hates them, but learning how to survive with each other they grow closer. Will they get off the island?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Devour by OMGitsgreen reviews
"Finnick could always gorge himself on his love for her, because not only was that unlimited, but it was also far safer and involved much less teeth." Multiple times when Finnick could have given into his desires, but didn't. Adriftverse outtake for Valentine's Day (minor trigger warnings for gore and quasi-cannibalism)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Annie C., Finnick O.] - Complete
The Evil Little Beast by SasuNarufan4ever reviews
An evil duck appeared in the institute. Jace and Will are scared for their lives. Clary leaves Jace on the couch and Will tries to get Jem to kill the beast.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Jace W., Will H., Jem C.
Divergent High by AJ Grisham reviews
Or maybe I'm looking towards the south. Past the farms and the sweet tea into Mexico and Latin America. Perhaps the cardinal directions don't apply. Maybe we don't look north, or south, east or west. Perhaps we look forward, into the future. Or we look back into the past. Maybe some people have stopped looking all together. Maybe others don't know what they're looking for.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Angel Boy by KitKat-xox reviews
Modern Day Jace and Clary. Clary meets Jace, who breaks her wrist (by accident) and then of course...it leads to the inevitable. Please read and review. PLEASE REVIEW! I LOVE GETTING REVIEWS! Also, if you have any ideas for the story, leave a review or a PM with your idea...Love you all xoxoxoxo Hope you like the story :) KitKat-xox
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,178 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Myth Busting for M-Rated Fics by PunzelVenture reviews
Please take a few minutes to read this if you're considering writing an M-rated fic involving smut. / I'm not intending to offend anyone by correcting them, just dispelling some myths for the sake of accuracy.
Austin & Ally - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Complete
TMI TRUTH OR DARE by mermaid12108 reviews
Truth or dare at the institute. I know this is one of many, but this is my tmi style truth or dare. This will have you cracking up and begging for more.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Magnus B.
Adrian's Lost Story by mermaid12108 reviews
The Original 1st chapter of Bloodlines.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Adrian I., Jill D. - Complete
The end was just the beginning by ForHadesSake reviews
Right after the final chapter of Finale. Patch can feel Nora's touch now due to Detective Basso's gift...This is the beginning of a new life for them. They ran back to his house and... lots of lemons and fluff. Enjoy!
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
City Of Difference by twerkingharryyx reviews
Clary is already a Shadowhunter and at Robert Lightwood's birthday party she meets Jace, Izzy and Alec and she is brought even deeper into the world of Shadowhunters, but along the way will she find love and friendship?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Heart by Heart (original) by Wisterian Princess reviews
Jonathan/Sebastian kills Clary in front of Jace- or so he thinks. Clary's body was never found. Clary was rescued by a group of Shadowhunters from the future, who trained her for two years and give her a disguise rune. Clary comes to live at the Institute again under a new name and can't tell Jace or anyone who she really is. She now has to conceal her feelings for him.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,171 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] OC - Complete
Happy New Year by Wisterian Princess reviews
A New Years all human One-Shot. Clary and Simon get invited to Isabelle's New Year's Eve party, where Clary gets locked in the bathroom with Jace, Isabelle and Simon start flirting, and Alec comes out of the closet. Clace, Malec, Sizzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Simon L.] - Complete
Clary explains santa to the shadowhunters by mermaid12108 reviews
Just as the title says. One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Clary F. - Complete
Famous by Boredsowritting01 reviews
Clary Fray is an Orphan, has been since she was at the young age of 9. She is fresh out of Community College and decides to go out to be in a band. What happens when a certain Blonde boy is the lead singer and both of their passes come back to bite the in the butt? OOC- Some Malec, Sizzy, Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,479 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You're a Mean One, Mr Grinch by sofia313 reviews
Rebekah wants her family to celebrate Christmas, but that turns out more difficult than she have imagined when Klaus has a secret phobia of Santa Claus, Kol hates Christmas in general and Elijah brings home a little surprise.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Kol M., Klaus, Elijah, Rebekah - Complete
Fanfiction Hell by labelma reviews
What happens when a naughty fanfiction writer dies? *Not Scary*
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Complete
When Christmas Comes to Town by OfRosesAndRavenstags reviews
Shot six of my predicted series of twelve for Christmas. It's Christmas morning at the Institute, and the Lightwoods, along with Simon, Clary, and Magnus, are woken up early to open their presents. Max is still alive in this one, helping to spread the joy! Couples: Clace, Simabelle, and Malec, but Clace-centric. Fluffy little shot for Christmas.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Isabelle L. - Complete
Christmas Eve at Pandemonium by OfRosesAndRavenstags reviews
Shot 3 of the predicted 12. The Lightwoods along with Clary and Magnus decide to go to Pandemonium for Christmas Eve, since they have nothing else to do and the club is having a Christmas special. Clary creates a new rune, but has no idea what it does. Jace encourages her to try it on him. What will happen? Two-Shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Isabelle L., Alec L.
Kissing In The Darkest Of Places by Talisa Ivashkov reviews
Aftermath of the kiss in the ally turns to a relationship between Eddie and Jill. Things turn a little south when they find out they are going back to court. So the fun and games end when they return back to court. Jill has duties being the sister of the Queen and part of the Royal Family. So will Jill ever find time to steal a secret kiss or two with Eddie once Princess lessons...
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Adrian I., Lissa D., Eddie C., Jill D.
City Of Difference by tmiaddiction reviews
Clary is already a Shadowhunter and at Robert Lightwood's birthday party she meets Jace, Izzy and Alec and she is brought even deeper into the world of Shadowhunters, but along the way will she find love and friendship?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Melody by Mad hatrett reviews
Jace is dead and Clary is alone on Halloween with their children, when she hears something strangely familiar. Poem fic x
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Complete
Drunken Games by OfRosesAndRavenstags reviews
There is a terrible storm at the Institute one night, and only the teenagers are home. Clary reveals her secret fear of storms, and a lot more once they start playing Truth or Dare and Never Have I Ever. Alcohol is consumed, and a lot is learned about our favorite Mortal Instruments characters. Pairings: Clace, Simabelle, Malec. Rated T for real this time. No paranoia.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 85 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Alec L., Isabelle L.
Foster Child by DeUtvalda reviews
Yeah, I really suck at summaries, but umm... Clary lives alone in an apartment in Brooklyn, until she is forced to move in with the Lightwoods, her new foster family. They already have two children and an adopted son, an arrogant player whose name happens to be Jace. First fanfic, so I'm a little nervous! Rated T because I'm paranoid. AU/AH probably OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,788 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
On A Dark, Stormy Night by K.CWrites reviews
Pointless fluff, short and sweet. On the day of the worst storm in NYC history, Jace and Clary are snuggled in bed. But Clary has a little problem...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L.
Tequila and What? by ACL-Secret-Obsessions reviews
Clary goes out to Pandemonium with Isabelle. During the night she meets Izzy's adoptive brother who needs a place to crash. When they return to the apartment, tequila shots lead to something A LOT more. Rated M, should probably be higher ;) Be warned scenes of a sexual nature (LEMONS) Rate and Review!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,762 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Reaper by Niknakz93 reviews
Clary wakes up, seemingly left behind after dark in a closed shopping mall. There's no one else there. Until she meets Jace. -Halloween Clace oneshot-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 1,908 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Of Seraph Blades And Ball Gowns by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: 1866 and Clary is promised to marry a daring young Shadowhunter whom she's never met. What will happen when she finally meets her husband-to-be and realizes that he's nothing like she expected? –Clace-
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,907 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Truth or Dare, TMI Style! by MilliniumLint reviews
Another truth or dare story, but hey, I can t get enough of them!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,146 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Isabelle L., Jace W. - Complete
Truth Or Dare? by heroherondaletotherescue reviews
Modern AU – It's New Year's Eve and William and Cecily have invited the whole gang to come and celebrate at their beach house. Drinks are handed out, party songs are sung and dares are given. What happens when they are confronted with embarrassing party dares? R&R Enjoy. x
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Chapter One: Grounded And Drunk by K.CWrites reviews
Clary is grounded, so Jace keeps her company and tells her an interesting *wink* story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W.
Idris School AU by pottertribute123 reviews
Clary is a model and is always being hit on even though, she is 'untouchable'. Jace is also a model and of course a player. They both attend Idris school with, Alec, Izzy, Simon and Magnus. CLACE/MALEC/SIZZY RATED M FOR DRUGS AND SEX.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Tea Time by ElvenMuggle reviews
OneShot. Really, Caroline should have known that sitting down for a 'spot of tea' with Klaus was a bad idea. But he had been there for her when she needed him, and she was determined to do the same for him. Too bad she forgot how purely evil the man was.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Adrift by OMGitsgreen reviews
"Well? Do you want my help or not?" "I don't need any of the help your kind could possibly offer me. I'd rather not be drowned and eaten today, thank you." The merman looked at Annie before a slow smile spread across his face. It tugged his lips far beyond the limits a human could manage, nearly splitting his face in two, as it revealed his rows of dagger sharp teeth. AU Odesta
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Finnick O., Annie C.] Mags - Complete
Existence by Niknakz93 reviews
:AU: Clary is in love with a boy she's never met. Ever since she was a young girl, Clary's 'imaginary friend' Jace has been there for her through thick and thin. But what happens when they meet by chance and realize that the other is real? Can things ever be the same again? -Clace- :Complete:
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,566 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Why so Loud? by ALostHeart reviews
Damon's plan was simple. Get into Klaus's mansion, steal the Hunter's sword then get out. But that's not what happens when he overhears the hybrid having a very interesting encounter with no one other than Caroline Forbes. Crack-ish. Smut.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Friends in love! by RustyBay reviews
Jace and Clary have been friends since they where in dipers, their both in love with each other but wont addmit it. Have they found away to admit their feelings and finally get together? If so will it work or will it screw up everything? PLEASE R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Jace W., Clary F.
Truth or Dare! by Fantasy Friends 31 reviews
they're bored! REALLY BORED so they started playing this game at Magnus house... Only the Angel know what would happen... Discover the awkward situations they're going to be! discover the most awkward stuff about your favorite character! *Includes Canon pairings*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,390 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Family therapy by sofia313 reviews
A little one-shot about the Original family in therapy
Originals - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Klaus M., Kol M., Mikael, Esther - Complete
Adventures in New York by sevangel reviews
A series of one-shots based on Caroline and Stefan's adventures in New York with the Originals. Basically, mostly an excuse to write as much Klaroline as I want. It takes place after 4.01, but there is no cure or sire-bond between Damon and Elena. Mentions Elena/Stefan, Stefan/Rebekah, Elena/Damon, refers to Damon/Caroline in the past. Will mostly focus on Caroline/Klaus.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,423 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Glitter, Ducks and Chairman Xavier by Deesney reviews
When Clary suggests that the boys go out for the evening together, Simon is soon stuck in an incredibly awkward situation after things get a little out of hand. Magnus is hyper, naked and covered in glitter, Alec also covered in glitter, and Jace is seeing things...'interesting' things.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alec L., Jace W., Magnus B., Simon L. - Complete
Art Project by mangageek23 reviews
Innocent situations Perverted minds Smutty Mortal Instruments Fun with all your favorite couples. This is rated M for a reason people. Fluff and smut galore plus some witty and corny humor,enjoy *features all couples at least once, most are Clace*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Reverberate by Vestina reviews
Percy and Annabeth and their serendipidious relationship. Percabeth drabbles told in exactly 100 words.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
How Could This Be Happening? by hollowdeaths reviews
Elena and Damon get into each other bodies! ; Delena!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Black Demon by Marley98 reviews
Clary was kidnapped, Jace and everyone else thinks she left. Six years later she returns on a mission, totally different, with some new friends, new abilities, new status, and new way of thinking. Warning for you with innocent minds.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,926 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
Cary, hic, Clary by LikeNoOneElse reviews
All of this drunken Jace fanfic makes me laugh, I hope you like my Clary version. Things are not always what you think!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
What I Think Should Have Happened by KitKat-xox reviews
Here is what I think should have happened. Some spoilers, so if you haven't read Clockwork Prince, don't read this story. Set during and after Jem's proposal. Hope you like it, please read and review. I'll continue if people like this. Thanks. (Rated T for later chapters...maybe)
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Tessa G.
Be Careful What You Wish For by Lisha The Strange reviews
Summer Vacation, a few months after the Mortal War, and the gang decides to spend the weekend in Idris. Jace and Clary are in love. But Clary is wondering: would Jace still have chosen her if they weren't connected by the Angel's blood? One night, one wish, and it all changes. Set after CoG, and some CoFA and CoLS spoilers. Almost AH. Clace, Simabelle, Malec, and a little Jace/Izzy
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Clary F., Jace W.
A 'friendly' game of truth or dare by bloody.silver.soul reviews
the gang gets bored and decides to play truth or dare. it eventually becomes a game of team truth or dare, and, well...lets just say they shouldnt have filmed this. M for language, dares, and questions.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012
Biology Quiz by gelatofornicodiangelo reviews
Nora Grey plus Patch Cipriano plus Quiz in 'Sex Class' equals Not good...:P
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Patch/Jev, Nora G. - Complete
All Summer in a Day By Ray Bradbury by PysuedonymBlue reviews
This is a repost of the short story "All Summer in a Day" by Ray Bradbury. - Imagine living on a planet where rain falls continuously, except for two hours every seven years, when the sun comes out. Such is life on the planet Venus. But the people on Venus can be justare just like us, here on Earth.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Complete
Skittles by elmonkito397 reviews
Alec, Magnus, Clary, Jace, Isabelle, Simon, Maia and Jordan all get together at Magnus's house for some light hearted fun and a game of truth or dare. But as the game goes on, will it turn into much more? *Rated M for mature themes and coarse language*
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Clary F., Magnus B. - Complete
A B C by KissingFire reviews
Oneshot. Some things are better left unsaid, especially when it comes to loving your sibling. Slight OOC/rated T for language.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Infect My Heart by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary: artistic, successful, in control. All her hard work has brought her to becoming the VP and sales lady of the prestigious Shadowhunter Academy. When she is forced to work with Jace, her life just might spin out of control.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
City of Clary by Lacie C reviews
Takes place right after City of Glass. Lemons from chapter two or three onwards. Mmm. Enjoy : Review.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,527 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Team Klaroline by Sad Olive reviews
Klaus and Caroline discuss the habits of Fanfiction Writers while they are on their date. *Also translated en français by nightmare2054*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
The Game of Life by HikariMelody reviews
Magnus, Alec, Izzy, Clary, Jace, and Simon are altogether waiting for a sign of Sebastian, but it's been almost a month. They are rather bored of waiting and have gotten off track by playing mundie board games. Specifically The Game of Life. Mostly Malec, but with a bit of Sizzy and Clace. Lots of crack and NO SPOILERS from COLS.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rogue by ddpjclaf reviews
Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 168,824 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 1,147 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
After Dark by Elyanna reviews
Elena can't sleep and Damon is dying to find out why…
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,212 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
MI and ID Facebook by Pyreflies Painter reviews
The title says it all. The MI and ID characters interact in Facebook.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,518 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012
Pony Boy and the Cheerleader by Niknakz93 reviews
Klaus and Caroline discuss the flaws in Klaroline. -pure comedy- R&R?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
At Your Assistance by folkhands reviews
Miss Fairchild is Jace Wayland's latest in a long string of personal assistants. When the rest of the gang work at the company, won't there be a lot of predicaments? Possibly tense, lustful predicaments. AH/AU/Slightly OOC/Lemonade. COMPLETE.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 74,946 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by ImagineAsian101 reviews
Short little fic. Jace tells Clary a bedtime story! Very fluffiful! is that a word? -One Shot- Right after CoG. xoxo.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
When Was the Sky Ever Clear? by laura loom reviews
Not your average picnic...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Clary F. - Complete
Crowded by Drakulina reviews
In which Klaus has problems. Crack. Drabble. Klaus/Caroline/Rebekah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F. - Complete
What a scandal by liarfaker reviews
The Originals throw another party. Klaus gets nostalgic, Caroline gets drunk, Rebekah gets naked, and Kol gets locked up. But if Kol can't come to the party, the party comes to Kol. one-shot
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Famous Last Words by You Can Say I Dream Big reviews
Womanizer Jace Herondale meets a feisty, flirty artist who just might beat him at his own game. Is a one night stand it? Or will unexpected feelings arise? A short, sexy, AU/AH fanfic :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,175 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Power Outage by JazzyIsSoCoolLike reviews
How do Jace and Clary deal with power outages? Oneshot. FLUFF.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Jace Reviews Christmas Movies by KissingFire reviews
After realizing Jace has never celebrated Christmas before, Clary takes it upon herself to give him the full experience. Even if it means listening to him make Santa into a pedophile, and Frosty the Snowman into a pothead. Christmas oneshot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Prize by Tiny.Fishy reviews
Patch finally teaches Nora how to play pool. Rather, attempt to... In the end, nothing really gets done. There's naughty betting and a slight hint of sweet, sweet UST. Rated T for mild and implied adult scenes. Enjoy!
Hush, Hush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Nora G., Patch/Jev - Complete
Partners in Crime by mrs.salvatore39 reviews
Elena and Katherine team up to get what they want. Will the Salvatore brothers be able to resist them? Mix in masks, switched identites and sexy dark corners. LEMON as always Damon/Elena Stefan/Katherine
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,462 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by potterchick338 reviews
Halloween themed one-shot. When Clary finds out that Jace and the others hate Halloween, she is not happy. So Clary decides to have a little fun. It wouldn't hurt anyone to pull a few pranks, right? Might be a little OOC. Rated T cuz I'm paranoid.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Clary F. - Complete
I'll Wait For You by JacquelineJoyeuse reviews
Tessa attends a funeral.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Tessa G. - Complete
Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn by schnook reviews
One week. One Hotel. One chance by a series of post-it notes, dog-eared pages, sarcastic remarks and wilting hopes. They're just two more people in the world searching for something beyond the sex and glamour of their youth. Usui/Misaki. Now drabbles.
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,768 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - T. Usui, Misaki A. - Complete
Cafe Casanova by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Working at a coffee shop proves more complicated than it seems.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Obey Your Father! by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
"Our son has deliberately disobeyed me!" Lucius spat out the words. "And how is that?" She asked. "He..." Lucius seemed to not want to finish the sentence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Truth About Forever by dayuuuumgirl reviews
She's from Athens, he's from Sparta. She's the princess of the Holy Roman Empire, he's the poor pauper. She's a nurse, he's a wounded Civil War soldier. Over and over, they fall for each other, through different lifetimes, despite all odds.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,517 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
I'd Rather Die Young by KissingFire reviews
SxIxCxJxMxA. Clary is alone and heartbroken. Simon and Magnus have both outlived their mortal partners. All three of them are tormented with thoughts of the past, of what they've lost to death.-1st Place for Songfic in the 2011 Mortal Instruments Awards.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You Were Saying? by XXxGonnaRuleTheWorldOneDayxXX reviews
Post COG, Jace and Clary are training one afternoon, and Jace is beeing a cocky ass. So Clary decides to teach him a lesson. Fluffy and steamy. Set a little in the future. Please review : NOW COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,569 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Oh My Love by Ms. Pickford reviews
Jace wants to show Clary something big, but is she really ready for it? "Stop what you're doing and don't come any closer, I don't want it touching me!"
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Pointless Drunks and Cats by laura loom reviews
Warning: Fun, and pointless. Jace is drunk. Clary is drunk. Isabelle is fed up, and Alec is the designated driver. Oh yeah, and Chairman Meow is a terrorist Nazi...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Clary F. - Complete
Once Upon a Time in Random Land by laura loom reviews
Ah, the mind works in strange ways, and in my case, mildly insane ways. See what happens when a totally random journal entry of Jace's lands in the hands of Clary. Caution: for those who prone to seizures, do not read. Just kidding.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Colin Firth, A Coffee Table, And Some Wine by HoneydukesFan reviews
A one-shot with Clary and Jace. Jace broke up with Clary two months ago, and now he wants to get back together. It just didn't turn out the way he planned it. Written from Clary's POV.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Club Clash by dayuuuumgirl reviews
After discovering a mind-blowing secret about Jace, Clary is determined to get him back. However, she quickly learns that revenge, cocktails, and hot, dark dance floors do not mix well together. What happens at the Club...stays at the Club.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Prince Vs Princess by BlondeHairBlueEyes14 reviews
Meet The royal Families from different parts of Idris. What happens when Clary and Jaces parents want them to court eachother , Clary is going to do whats she told...kinda. Let the chaos begin Rated T for language.On Hiatus.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Lessons in Seduction by Darlingplease reviews
Nora is reading a very interesting book and Patch is just a little too curious for his own good.
Hush, Hush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/1/2011
Jace Wayland Must Die! by smileysgoboing reviews
John Tucker Must Die!AU. Schemes are planned, hearts are broken and backs are stabbed when shy Clary Fray meets Jace Wayland, golden boy of the Institution of New York - and notorious player. AU/AH. Complete.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,267 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
This Is Why I'm Hot by KissingFire reviews
This is why you should never accuse your boyfriend of cheating on you...He always has a reasonable explanation...V-Day one-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Flirt by KissingFire reviews
Drabbles of what happens when Jace attempts to train his wimpy sister...No fluff.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,938 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Dirty Minds by ilyPJP19 reviews
"Strip." Jace's voice was low and firm, almost sounding aggressive. "What?" Clary asked, clutching the hem of her shirt. "Clary, strip." He grabbed Clary's shirt and pinned her on the bed.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
All Summer In a Day 2: The Return of the Sun by LostMyMind26 reviews
Sequel-fic of Ray Bradbury's short story. On Venus, the sun only comes out once every seven years. Margot, aged 9, yearned to see the sun only to be locked in a closet when it actually came out. 7 years have passed. What will happen this time around?
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
It's Stuck! by KissingFire reviews
Simon overhears something he isn't supposed to hear...M for dirty talk.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Simon L. - Complete
I'm Too Sexy by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
Jace is too sexy for his shirt. And his pussy... cat. M for caution with Fanfiction's new regulations!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Jace W. - Complete
Shadowhunter Scraps by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
A set of note style stories between the characters of MI. Rated 'T' for sexual references/innuendos and author craziness. Canon pairings as well as completely obscure ones. Reader Discretion is advised for those who wish to keep their sanity.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,141 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Complete
Open Door Policy by burning.x.impossibly.x.bright reviews
Post COG. Maryse is heartbroken over Max and looking for ways to distract herself. While wandering the Institute she is shocked to hear something from behind Jace's closed door...but what is it? .Clary/Jace.One-shot.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Maryse L., Max L. - Complete
Here We Go Again by BellaBaby2813 reviews
12 Songs, 12 Chapters about our favorite MI characters. Small Drabbles throughout the entire series and after Warning, Spoliers for City of Ashes and City of Glass : T for language :
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Cullens by AvrilSays reviews
Truth or Dare with the Cullens. My very first humor fic...in which Alice's clothes get ripped up, Rosalie's car is painted hot pink with neon green stripes, and Bella is the evil genius. Extremely OOC. R&R please. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008
Heal by Asabella reviews
Clary finds herself in an awkward situation when Jace comes home injured. Jace finds himself aroused. City of Ash spoilers. Now it's really COMPLETE!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Not the Stomach Flu by Glitter Poisoned My Blood reviews
In which Clary finds out that she does not have the stomach flu. But she does have something in her stomach… Humor J/C
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Midnight Snack by kitotterkat reviews
Oh, Clary. You should know by now ... if you want to get anything done, you should wear underwear." Clary, Jace, a growling stomach, and midnight conversations.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
15 Things To Do At WalMart by VampireApple reviews
Danny, Sam and Tucker decide to have some fun at WalMart. Slight DS fluff. COMPLETE! At long last.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,657 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
A Through Z by BellaBaby2813 reviews
Jace can have any girl he wants with the snap of a finger. So Magnus comes up with a bet, one girl for each letter of the alphabet in fifty days or Jace gets a makeover; Magnus style. Sounds easy? Of course! Until he gets to C... AU!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,800 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
101 Things the Cullens Are Not Allowed to do by Ef0818HaleCullen reviews
A list of things the Cullen kids and Jacob can't do. It's funny, or so i think. Rated T.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Fighting Over Simon by burning.x.impossibly.x.bright reviews
One-shot. After COG. Jace&Clary are back in New York and are enjoying their new relationship, but alas a lover's spat occurs. What was the cause? Cheating, Lying...nope. They're fighting over Simon...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19572 - Favs: 12,441 - Follows: 5,680 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
What happens when you give Dean morphine by writergirl94 reviews
What does happen? Why does think Dean he's batman? How is Sam feeling about all this? Written from complete boredom and radnomness.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
These Feelings by bitchywitchy reviews
An interrupted fight between Ron and Hermione pushes the odd feelings that Draco and Hermione have for one-another into the spotlight, after all this weird friendship that they've formed is far too cosy to be anything but cute. One-shot, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Game of Truth or Dare by Star869 reviews
Jasper, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett force Bella to play Truth or Dare with them. What will happen? And where in the world is Edward? This could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Spiffing Repartee reviews
BANK: Wherein Hermione and Draco engage in sexual banter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sunless Years by Anakin McFly reviews
Based on the short story All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury What happened after Margot was let out of the closet
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Complete