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Joined 01-31-04, id: 531361, Profile Updated: 04-17-16
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter, Final Fantasy VIII, Resident Evil, Conker's Bad Fur Day, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Naruto, Superjail!, and Batman.

Hello!

If you're here, you've probably been reading through my old fanfics. It's been a long time since I posted anything on here, and I'm always surprised how frequently people actually come across them and still enjoy my seriously outdated and less-than-perfect writing!

Before you write to me asking when or if I'll ever continue anything or if I can read your story and give you feedback on it, though, you should know a couple of things about me.

First off, I'm a very busy adult. I'm engaged, working on saving up to get married, and I have a pretty full schedule.

The little bit of free time I do have is usually spent with my fiance or goofing around with drawing and writing original works.

I'd be happy to potentially read stuff for you if you're looking for constructive feedback to help you grow and improve your writing, but aside from that, I don't really have the time to devote to casually reading fanfics at the moment. Doesn't hurt to ask, though, I suppose!

If you'd like to contact me for any reason, feel free to do so!

I'm quite friendly, even though I can be a bit shy sometimes xD

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RE: How stupid can you get? by Sara A. Wesker reviews
Okay. I'm giving this story another try...can't think of a good summary for it. So please R&R. Chapter 33 is UP!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 72,224 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/20/2016 - Published: 12/21/2005
House of the Idiots by Agent47Rulz reviews
Umbrella's finest, Wesker, Krauser, and Ada all live in the same apartment. With the help of the Birkins, Alyssa and their landlord can the trio survive! Chapter 22: Krauser's trial is finally underway, and with a load of 'character witnesses' there's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt. Its Umbrella VS. The Law. Courtroom style!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - A. Wesker, Ada W.
Resident Evil 4: The Fangirl Chronicles by kelley28 reviews
New chapter is up! Changed rating because of a few swear words, just to be safe.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,308 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Leon S. K., Ashley G.
Family by Orchid-C reviews
Alex thought all her family were dead until she finds out she has a halfbrother, Alfred Ashford. Alex goes to find him, little does she know she is walking into a nightmare. Enjoy! UPDATE: chapter 23 updated
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,158 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 7/15/2006
Resident Evil 4 Spoof by Taito-Yamachi-lvr reviews
Because you can never have too many funny Resident Evil things. Section 13 is now up. Chapter One complete! Guess I should mention that there will obviously be spoilers for the game in here.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 4/30/2007
Resident Mad People by Rezurii-chan reviews
The Alpha team members don't want to be on the mission about the people getting eaten so they goof off. Chapter 9 is now up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 3/1/2005
Naruto Songs and Stories by CrazyHorseNinja reviews
These are just some stories I made about Naruto characters and songs that fit them in my opinion. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,598 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008
Death's Advocate by Firebird41 reviews
OC It is the year 2006. Wesker is on the verge of resurrecting Umbrella from the depths. And to insure that no one will stop him, he hires Death's Advocate. It get's better past maybe the first two chapters. R&R UPDATED! CHAPTER 8 added!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 7/2/2006
Little Orange hoodie by sasunarukyuubi reviews
A oneshot parody of little red riding hood. Sort of. Rated T for language. OOC Sasuke, BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Time by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - This years kids are going to give Kakashi and the other seventh grade teachers a heck of a lot of trouble.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,854 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Complete
Resident Evil Nursery Rythmes by Hammer of god reviews
Nursery rythmes with your favorite RE characters!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 3/28/2007
Theory of a live man by The Oracle Dragon reviews
He has survived the asylum and is now living a new life. He has started a family but his wife was killed leading him to think Umbrella has return to claim what is theirs, him. Seuqel to Theory of a dead man.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,632 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/24/2007
The Small Part by miss.quixotic reviews
The harrowing experience of being incarcerated in Arkham Asylum under the torturous rule of Dr. Jonathan Crane, from the point of view of volatile inmate Hallie Matthews.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,697 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Not Another Cliche Fanfic! by Clyde-chan reviews
Yes, the Naruto cliches that we hate to love. Compiled in a fanfic. From kidnapping to high school. You know you like to read them, now hear them get made fun of. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/3/2007
Resident Evil:Extinction Drabble by HospitalHorror reviews
right so i like the movies fine games still better but i dont have a problem with them like so many people, so here is a collection of drabble from RE:Extinction. please R&R so i can continue! :D
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007
A Simple Case of Stupidity And Then Some by Desann4 reviews
In a life where terror strikes, leave it to the S.T.A.R.S. team to save your lazy asses. But when it comes to chilling and goofing around, they could accidentally plug a cannon up your ass instead. Watch their antics and feel better about yourself. R&R .
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007
Resident Evil: Something Different by S.T.A.R.S stunt doubles reviews
In the process of a remake. Please Read the last chapter for an important message to our readers. PS. I'M SO SORRY REFreak, lol I know waaaay too many REfans and Freaks that I get em all confused, but thank you all for reading!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,000 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by sefie reviews
For Leon Scott Kennedy, the events in Spain weren't the end of a six year long nightmare. They were just the beginning.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,713 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007
Chris of the Dead by Firebird41 reviews
Crossover of Resident Evil & Shaun of the Dead. Basically Shaun of the Dead with Resident Evil themes. 'fraid it's not too original, nor is it canon, so shoot. UPDATE: What am i doing? This is the last bit that i'll probably ever write for this.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,952 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006
O Brother, Where Art Thou? by Firebird41 reviews
[AU sort of] After having symbolic dream, Sasuke decides to leave Orochimaru to find, and finally, kill Itachi. Except Itachi has been witholding something, the true reason to the massacre that left Sasuke the way he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Laguna's Travels by peach petal9 reviews
Laguna has his own show too. Read about his adventures and encounters with people, that is if Kiros lets him continue....
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Laguna L., Kiros
His Own Family by shadeshark reviews
What do you do if you're a scientist obsessed with finding out precisely how one human got so good at thwarting you? You try to replicate your discovery. Four human clones are created, two raised by foster families. What happens when the experiment ends?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 5/16/2007
RE: Channel Surfing by S.T.A.R.S stunt doubles reviews
Imagine Robot Chicken and Resident Evil in a blender....Never seen Robot Chicken, read this anyway. Never played RE? Why are you even here? Read and Review! Chap 3 Up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/15/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006
Jill's escape by ankofan19 reviews
Jill Valentine is trying to find a way out of Raccoon City, when she meets a few unexpected people and things. I suck at summarys. PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! COMPLETE!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Complete
Two Sides of a Coin by Nonliving-Nightmare reviews
Fiona and Damian are still stuck on Rockfort island. They survive the explosion and bump into Chris while Robby, Claire, and the others are unknowingly headed toward the Antartica base where Alexia and Alfred are waiting for them. R&R please!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,723 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006
One hell of a wedding! by Sheenah267 reviews
Long awaited sequel of Wanna dance with me! Alexia and Wesker finally get married! New and old faces will appear in this new humoristic story. Expect a lot stupidities and heart attacks! ::First chapter updated!::
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006
Resident Insanity 4 by Fanfic Monster reviews
I admit i suck at titles. Leons assignment: Go in get the presidents daughter and leave. Easy? Apart from Leon being an insane lunatic, Hunnigan wanting him dead and there being two Ashleys this sounds like an easy task. Chapters 10, 11, 12 and 13 now up.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 9/28/2006
Mental Jill Evil by The man that would be king reviews
Trail chapter, if people like it, I will continue it.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006
Resident Evil Dumb Ass by heart of seraphina reviews
The dvirus escapes and turns everyone into idiots. Wesker and Hulk have to team up with two regular humans and one zombie.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2006
What if Albert Wesker was a good guy by Blazen Ayan Star Heart Vegeta reviews
Lets say that Wesker wasn't what we thought he was. What if in fact that everything that he has done has been done for a agency to take down Umberella its self.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - A. Wesker, Leon S. K.
A minor drawback by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
There are various ways of messing up a perfectly simply plan for world domination. And soon Osmund Saddler will find out the hard way that Ramon Salazar is not the only thing their fandoms have in common...
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2006 - O. Saddler - Complete
Castellan by Tsunami Snake reviews
A look into the past of the Eighth Castellan Ramon Salazar. The story of who he was before the influence of Saddler and Las Plagas, and up to the events of RE4 through his eyes. Full Summary Inside.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006
Weskers Diary by Orchid-C reviews
Bits from weskers diary. please R&R UPDATES:last two chapters
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,904 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Complete
RE4: Well, Isn't That Special! by Snow Puff reviews
Between Hunnigan getting pissed, Dr. Salvador and his amazing chainsaw, and the authoress tagging along for the ride, Leon's latest mission isn't going too well... Chapter 3 dash 1 Up!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 1/21/2006
A Life for a Life by Agent47Rulz reviews
Upon realizing the Las Plagas was a fake, the HCF wants Ada Wong dead. And they have a very unlikley canidate to do it.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Ada W., Steve B. - Complete
Home movies by Tangora reviews
The cast of Resident Evil takes a break from their... things... and gather together to watch some home movies.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2006
The Village Meetings Of The Los Illuminados by TerenceF reviews
During Resident Evil 4 the evil cult, the Los Illuminados, decided to hold group meetings to decide what to do about a number of things. Thus resulted in the humerous documents that will shed light on the origin of the cult and why they actually wanted th
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Resident Evil Cage Match! by Tangora reviews
The Resident Evil survivors are forced in participate in a fight to the death against ever Resident Evil monster known to man! Bloodshed and swearing are soon to follow. Hosted by Albert Wesker. RxR
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,695 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 3/12/2006
Jill and Rebecca Do America by StupidTehKid reviews
Jill and rebecca from Resident Evil travel around the world, acting like Beavis and Butthead
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2006
Sibling Mayhem by Nonliving-Nightmare reviews
A young, hot tempered guy, his younger sister, and her jock boyfriend are trapped in Raccoon City. Will they kill each other before the zombies get them?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,495 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
The Star Wars Couple by Leonine One 252 reviews
Biggs and Wedge seemed to have a happy ending in the game, sort of, but what happened to them after? Read to find out! And please review
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,290 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Laguna L.
The Trial of Leon by 1337guitarist reviews
Upon returning to the United States after rescuing Ashley, Leon is sent on trial! Will he be convicted as a criminal, or will he walk away free? More importantly, who's behind it all? My first Oneshot!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Complete
Resident Evil ABCs by Lunais reviews
Just like the title says. An ABC poem with Resident Evil things.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Roses by rubyshards reviews
SeiferxSquall. Post war. Seifer provides a pleasant diversion from Squall's daily work. For the themes 'coffee,' 'smile,' and 'office work.'
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
Balamb Garden Gets A Visitor by Cat Alex reviews
A musical comedy in which many strange occurances... occur and the author inadvertantly ends up in her own terrible story. A guarantee of either laughter or confusion... perhaps even both.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Complete
Phantom of the Garden by ShindouWS reviews
Zell and Seifer together makes this a love story, while love and uncertainty make it horrifyingly twisted. And do they have any choice but to become the Phantom's preys?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Zell D., Seifer A.
Very Bad Luck by hearts mechanic reviews
[after game, Seifer x Squall] They thought they had it all, until a chance mission threw them together. Love or hate, the passion remained.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A.
Sea Salt by rubyshards reviews
SeiferxSquall. Postgame, fluff. Seifer is hell bent on getting Squall to take a vacation. For the themes 'sunshine' and 'holiday.'
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L. - Complete
The turncoat by Q5 reviews
a little something I wrote when I was trying to write a research paper. 2 chapters posted, story has been reworked
Medal of Honor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,096 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2006 - Published: 1/5/2004
Resident Gameshow by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
It's horrible, terrifying, worse than the whole RE series combined. It's... a game show! [Chapter 3: The Dating Game]
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 9/2/2005
Albert Wesker: Owner's Guide & Maintenance Manual by La Mouette Lunaire reviews
In order to obtain top performance from your captain, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2006 - A. Wesker - Complete
You Came Back by Cat Alex reviews
COMPLETE - Seifer x OC Seifer returns to Garden to prove he's worthy of SeeD, but is sidetracked by two characters each with their own painful pasts. Their meeting could change all three of their lives...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,217 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Seifer A. - Complete
Bill Nye the Science Guy Behind the Scenes! by NewbiaTheElf reviews
A look at everyone's favorite scientist whose initials are BN, as he tries to save the world. This story is being updated, with all the chapters being re-written. So far updated: Chapter 11
Bill Nye The Science Guy! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,650 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2004 - Published: 3/9/2003
Wanna dance with me? by Sheenah267 reviews
FRESH NEW CHAPTER! EVEN MORE STUPIDITIES! finished After RECV, the S.T.A.R.S. members organized a big party for the RE characters. All drink....all become drunk...they dance, they sing...yes, it's the BIG party! Please, R&R.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,102 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2002 - Published: 8/11/2001 - Complete
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The Substitutes reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if RE characters were substituting for your school teachers? Just try to picture it. Yeah, didn't think you could.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 75,099 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/8/2006
Desperately Seeking Scarecrow reviews
A few days after the events of Batman Begins, Dr. Crane is wandering around the city when he meets a crying girl who offers to help him, and, in turn, he decides to “help” her. Together they embark on a strange, semi-drug-induced, semi-musical adventure.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/2/2008
Admiral of My Ass reviews
Weird title... A young woman named Val accidentally ends up at Superjail, and for some reason, the Warden "takes her in" and forces her to work for him as a Human Resources person. Watch as Val tries to get out of a virtually inescapeable prison.
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,440 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009
Black Hole Sun reviews
Dark comedy. Joker, Harley Quinn, Two-Face and Scarecrow join forces and go on an excursion into the woods to find the last of what they need to put their plan in action. just to end up trapped in a mansion belonging to a group of psychotic murderers.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2010
Twas That Night B4 Christmas reviews
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Superjail, not a creature was stirring, not even a possible she-male...
Superjail! - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Complete
Hides in Crazy reviews
A girl finds herself stuck in the Naruto-verse, suddenly the sensei to a rogue team of ninja. Already confused by her problem back home, she's now a mentor to teens, the love interest of someone really obnoxious and the target of evil. Will she get home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,325 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Resident Pancake Head reviews
RE: Extincntion parody. A story for those who love and hate Alice, about how her friends try to kill her and she becomes a pancake head. Weird situations, people dying, and a heartless narrator that torments the characters. What could go wrong?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007
Letters From Spain reviews
An RE 4 parody. The true story of what happened to Ashley in Spain… Leon, a complete dork with issues, the two Spanish cops, gay as ever, the Merchant, not just a weirdo anymore, and Saddler, an unsuccessful magician – in love?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007
The Class and the Sandwich reviews
RE1 parody. A teacher and five students take a field trip and end up in Spencer Mansion, not knowing that the whole place is full of monsters. Will the STARS be able to keep these six idiots alive? Probably not.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Retarded Horror Revue reviews
A parody of horror movies just in time for Halloween! Wesker decides to throw a party where he'll kill everyone who's trying to stop him from his ultimate goal...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/28/2006
RE 4: Crazy Doesn't Begin to Describe It reviews
Cowritten with NonlivingNightmare. What would you do if you got stuck in a videogame with someone you barely knew? And the plot changes... Oh, the plot changes!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,926 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/22/2006
Facet of Your Personality reviews
Ever wonder what goes on in the mind of a zombie? A zombie, with the intelligence of a living person explores the city shortly after he dies, trying to adapt to being dead and looking for his friends and family... Takes place during RE3.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,366 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006
Say Ahh, Please reviews
Barry wakes up one morning to find himself wrongfully admitted to a psychiatric ward that doesn’t seem on the up and up. But to his surprise, he’s not alone.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006
Swamp Tour Around the Pond 2: Frog in the Machine reviews
Nicholai, Carlos and Mikhail once again find themselves doing a nature tour. But this time, it takes an unexpected paranormal turn for the worse.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2007
Fabric of Reality reviews
You’re all familiar with the ‘person gets stuck in a game’ plot… But what if it happened to Chris and the other characters of RE? Join us as they adventure into Conker’s Bad Fur Day.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006
War to End All Wars reviews
What happens when a new war breaks out after Conker becomes king, and France gets caught right in the middle of it?
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
The Tale of Two Pueblos reviews
The story how Pueblo became crazy... Serious version, and nonserious version.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/19/2006
Nemesis: Runway Model reviews
Nemesis in a fashion show? Los Illuminados with a TV channel? The world must be ending.
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
PeeWee's Birthday reviews
The incredibly odd tale of Leon, Brad and Wesker going to PeeWee Herman's playhouse
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Complete
Swamp Tour Around the Pond reviews
Welcome to Umbrella Biohazard Countermeasure Service’s Nature Tour... That's all that needs to be said.
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Nemesis and the StumpJumpers of Incest City reviews
A nightmare I had two years ago, about Nemesis paying my town and a neighboring valley town, a visit.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Fangirls reviews
A little chat about Nicholai's fangirls... Oh, jeez...
Resident Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Spire reviews
Seifer's thoughts on his 'new lease on life'. What he thinks of those around him, where he is now, relationships... wink,wink
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L.
The Making of a Music Video reviews
Squall gets called up to Headmaster Cid's office to find Seifer and his crew. No one knows exactly what's going on, Seifer's acting odd, and Cid talks everyone into helping a somewhat eccentric girl from the other side of the world create a music video to
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,875 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Squall L., Seifer A. - Complete
The Cynical Jackasses Heard It Oldschool
Squall and Seifer set out to destroy Ultimecia once and for all, so what happens when they end up in time compression now?
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Seifer A., Squall L.
The Reason Why Nicholai Can't Win reviews
Do you ever wonder why Nicholai Resident Evil 3:Nemesis, RE: Apocalypse dies all the time?
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Author's Note: Never Say That Again reviews
Wha would happen if everyone got new jobs? Adel delievers pizzas, Fujin is a speech therapist, Squall's an exterminator....
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006
I Fancy A Bank Fight
President Deling makes a bet with Adel that she can't get in bed with Seifer before his secret service agent...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Published: 5/10/2006
I Fancy A Night Out reviews
Ultimecia gets drunk, President Deling's hair gets burnt off, Raijin grills fish, blind cannibals are involved... Story one in my new series.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006
The Roof Above Us
Severus Snape's niece is transferred to Hogwarts shortly before a rash of strange happenings begins, and all clues point to Greyhawk, the mysterious neice in question.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,411 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.