LisaAbiona15
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Joined 11-11-13, id: 5314956, Profile Updated: 12-27-16
Author has written 40 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Artemis Fowl, Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles, Disney, Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time, Greek Mythology, Wicked, and Worst Witch.

Hi everyone! My name is a secret ( I don't want anyone to use it against me. Names are powerful you know:) ) Don't even like my name, but whatever. I'm a teenager, that's all i have to say about my age. I love to read( and annoy all living beings around me with it), I have a lot of imagination ( so much, I once couldn't sleep because I was sure if I closed my eyes, someone would open my window and steal my stuff. Weird... I know) and I sometimes hate school and sometimes like it. Depends on the day. My hobbies are mainly writing and reading, but I like swimming and horseriding too. Oh and walking in the mountains, but I rarely get the chance to do so.

School; no one really likes it , including me. But I do get a lot of ideas while I'm at school. I like writing stories while my teachers are explaining ( very funny when they compliment me; how wonderful that you are writing everything down), but I listen too. My grades prove it:) I like history, so I also read history books. But my favorite books are all fantasy. I really, really like vampires (probably not the sparkly ones though) And dragons, which I am slightly obsessed with.

I like so many books it's almost impossible to say which ones are my favorites, but... These books could win the contest of which-ones-are-my-favorite; Iron Fey series, Percy Jackson& the Olympians, The wardstone chronicles (omg thirteenth book, fuck you), the world of Darren Shan, shadow falls, Grisha trilogy , Stravaganza ( people; read them and make fanfics about them pleeeeeeease) and Artemis Fowl. I have more books I like a lot, but these are the first ones I thought about.

Apart from reading, I have a lot of other interests. I really like languages, for example, and actually am trying to teach myself Russian (which is difficult, especially the pronouncation). Other examples are mythology and psychology, but really I am super curious so I am interested in almost everything.

One awesome quote ( according to me); two can keep a secret, as long as one them is dead. Benjamin Franklin - used for pretty little liars. ( anyone read it?)

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing- socrates

I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance - socrates

Just one poem I like ;

Loneliness is blue like sadness.
It tastes like a sour lime with salt on it.
It smells like rotten food and causes madness.
For fun it likes to do nothing but bad things.
While almost everything makes it angry
Everything makes it sad,
But nothing makes it happy.

Loneliness is smaller than you and me,
But bigger than peoples' minds.
Happiness is its enemy,
But nothing can be its friend.
Loneliness keeps its happy feelings in a secret place.
Its favorite place is in peoples' minds.
But it hates to be anywhere else.
Making people feel bad is its greatest success.
Not cheering people up it is greatest failure.
Loneliness makes me feel as sad as a deserted island.

Kind of sad. But beautiful :)

Important;

I went to a party, Mom, I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom, so I drank soda instead
I really felt proud inside, Mom, the way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom, even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom, I know you are always right.

Now the party is finally ending
Mom, as everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom, I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me, so responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom, but as I pulled out into the road,
the other car didn't see me, Mom, and hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom, I hear the policeman say,
the other guy is drunk, Mom, and now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom.. I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom, and most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom, I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom, I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom. The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank and I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom? It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now. Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom, and I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying and all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom. Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom, put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom, not to drink and drive.

If only they had told him, Mom, I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom. I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom. When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom, before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive, so why am I the one to die?

Copy and paste this on your profile if you think drunk driving should stop.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!).

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read.If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste.

IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if women should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you love ice cream, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you strongly support women's rights, copy this and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you hate those bitchy people, copy and paste.

If you ever felt like its you against the world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are tired of politicians who ruin countries, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

"Not All Me"

I wear their faces all on top of my face
I am the perfect target screen
For your blindly fueled rage
I bare the brunt of your long buried pain
I don't mind helping you out
But I want you to remember my name

It's not all me
It's not all my fault
I may remind you, but I won't take it all on

Past riddled rage
I see the buttons I engage
With my dignity in place?
I'm all too happy to assuage

It's not all me
It's not all my fault
I may remind you, but I won't take it all on

Lest I find my voice
Find the strength to stand up to you
Lest I stay to my limit
And only take on what is mine to

We are a team
I'm here to help mend and reseam
All I trigger unknowingly
A job I hold in high esteem

It's not all me
It's not all my fault
I may remind you, but I won't take it all on

It's not all me
It's not all my fault
I may remind you, but I won't take it all on
I'll only take some of it

" Not all me" - Alanis Morissette

We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change- Katharine Hepburn

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet many of you won't, Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs plus you're probably a douche bag.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

Ninety-two percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie&Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the eight percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read multiple books at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile

Dear bullies,

See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't.

Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir; when you are born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Put this on your page if you HATE discrimination.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you aren't scared to wear more than one black garment of clothing at a time, copy and paste this into your profile.

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you and fictional characters have conversations in your head, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of those characters in your head...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever spend too much time in front of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

Favorite characters

Percy Jackson;

Athena (ehh I don't always agree with her - she can definitely be horrible , like all the Gods- but I really admire intelligence and creativity and such so...)

Annabeth.

Nico ( I have also read heroes of Olympus, he is still one of my favs in that, my poor baby)

Thalia

Percy love his sass!.

Poseidon (ehh DEFINITELY don't always agree with him. In fact, I absolutely loathe some of what he has done. But he does have some characteristics that I admire)

Artemis fowl

Artemis duhh. He is smart and a little shit and a villain on the road to 'redemption' . What is not to love?

Holly- she is AWESOME. She is smart and strong and can fight. Again, what is not to love?

Butler. He is actually really caring and a superb big brother to Juliet.

Especially these three, but really I sort of like all of them? [ apart from Minerva maybe. But I need to reread- maybe I will actually like her now that I read them again]

Stravaganza

Silvia- She is sly and smart and powerful. Things I like ( and like to think I am:P)

I haven't read them in a while ( not enough time snik) but I also remember really liking Laura and Georgia.

The Wardstone Chronicles

ALICE MY CHILD WHOSE LIFE IS SO UNFAIR AND WHOSE SLOWLY GROWING FRIENDSHIP WITH TOM IS THE BEST.

Grimalkin- she is smart and badass and unexpectingly caring and her morals are very interesting.

Lamia/ Zenobia- I just thought she had a lot of potential.

The Iron Fey Series

Puck- he is funny and actually darker/more complex than you think. Makes him very interesting.

Queen Mab - I cannot even properly explain this one . Maybe it is because I am kind of am drawn to villainous characters ( or at the very least complex ones or ones that do morally questionable things) and freezing people is pretty villainous behavior in my book.

Darren shan

Larten Crepsley - so many reasons to like him, I should write a meta or something.

Mr Tiny- because he is interesting and everything.

Evanna- smart and very interesting ( and less evil than her dad, thankfully)

Arra sails.

(For anyone searching for them, I deleted the ideas for future stories that were here because I am currently writing different things. I will still use them someday though)

I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death- Leonardo Da Vinci. He is amazing:D

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions- Leonardo Da Vinci

For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others- Nelson Mandela

It's better to ask for forgiveness than permission

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen, hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face, Daughter-Of-Jove, crystalluv4book, BOOKWORM1756!!!, hunter049, LisaAbiona15.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Add this to your profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble, Miss!"

Child: "I didn’t do anything!"

Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"

Child: "It was an accident!"

Father:"In the face...?"

Child: "My foot slipped..."

Father: "Five times?!"

Child: ...

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already

Being normal, is just so boring ay?

Everything good in life is either ILLEGAL, fattening, or bad.

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupid.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Come to the dark side. We have

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?

I'm probably in the sky flying with the fishes; or maybe in the ocean swimming with the pigeons; see my world is different!

The reason your mama told you not to hit girls is they hit back harder, and sometimes repeatedly.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised we lied about having cookies?

A writers pledge.

I promise to write as much as I can

To update as often as I can

And most importantly: to finish all the stories I start!!!!!

Paste this to your profile if you pledge to do the same!!!!!

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

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If at least 3 of your favourite characters have died, turned evil or left, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list along with the characters. SiriusDoctorWhoHoney329 (Sirius, Remus, Fred, Tonks, Murtagh, Lex Luthor, Riku, Spike, Atem, yeah, I'm really cursed, I'll update if I think of more), XObeautifulXdisasterXO (Charlie Pace, Adam, Will Turner, Cee, Claire Littleton, Sun, Rachel, Desmond?) Obiwanlivesforever (Padme, Shmi, Qui-Gon, Boba Fett, Beru Lars, Owen Lars, Bultar Swan, Kit Fisto, Anakin Skywalker, Boromir, Norrington, Governor Swann, probably Gillette, Edinburgh Trader dudes, Cedric, Colin, Lupin, Cypher, Warlock, Illyana (left and died), Prim, Cinna, Foxface, Madge, Maysilee, Finnick, Lavinia, Darius, Castor, Wiress, Bonnie, Twill, Boggs, Cecelia – but not Obi-Wan, ‘cause Obi-Wan lives forever) InkWeaverabc (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Anakin, Murtagh, Will Turner, Farid (sort of left) I may think of more) TheOnlyMarauderette (Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Fred, Dobby, Brom, Murtagh - NOOO! Murtagh, how could you?- Prim, Rue, Finnick, Cinna, Qui-Gon, Padme, Silena, Beckendorf, Luke, Mr. Bliss, Tanith -you fans know what I mean *nudge nudge* end of 5th book *nudge nudge*-)bonifacio16, LisaAbiona15( Lamia, The Spook, Larten Crepsley, Arra Sails, Artemis Fowl- he kind of lived again, but a clone is just not the same :( Spoiler alert!, Julius Root Aaaa WHY?, Raine Vinyaya :(:(:(. And Alice turned evil :( Sort of. That is it for now I suppose. I also have some characters that just are evil and I still like them; Opal Koboi- although she can be a bit too much, Queen Mab and Daine Enright. Yeah)

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, LisaAbiona15

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

I am that girl,The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to helpThe one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

--Mostly. I'm not a total antisocial, and I don't think people really insult me. Those things just struck a chord within me. I feel for everyone. ilovemorethanishould--
(Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (too late )

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (thank you captain obvious . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (no comment . . .)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Oh yeah because many kids are driving cars and operating machinery these days . . .)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Isn't that kinda the point??)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay that made me curious, what other use??)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (captain obvious has returned!!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (because they don't want to give us the fake bacon, they want to give us the real fake bacon :P)

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
(as apposed to what?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children.
(because it somehow always end up inside the children right?..)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book. (EVERYTHING)

You quote random lines all the time. (ALL THE TIME.)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!

Oh my gods, my profile is really getting out of hand! Maybe I should stop posting random& funny stuff on it.. Mmm nah.

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Dear Students by The Bickering Kingdom reviews
Dumbledore sends his students a letter at three in the morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,041 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Albus D.
Olympus Weekly? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed "total chaos", you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,158 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 3/14/2013
Percy Jackson and the Primordials by Fawkesphoenix96 reviews
The Primordial gods are awakening from their long slumber. Chaos warns the gods and gives them a strange prophecy to help them defeat the threat. Percy is dating Annabeth, but finds that she is cheating on him. Heartbroken, he goes to the gods to ask for one favour. Pertemis and Athenidon. Rated M to be safe. NOT YOUR ORDINARY CHAOS FIC! HE PLAYS LITTLE PART IN IT!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,205 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 6/28/2013 - [Percy J., Artemis] [Athena, Poseidon]
100 Themes about Nico and Hades by Lemariz reviews
Hades is a powerful god and Nico di Angelo is only a troubled boy, but deep down, they're not that different at all. One hundred short stories about the father-son relationship between Hades and Nico. All unrelated. Chapter 21. Vacation
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,547 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/25/2017 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hades, Nico A.
Secrets, Searching, Arriving by Lady Alice101 reviews
Coeus is out on the loose, and Zeus needs someone to track him down. He sends Poseidon, much to the chagrin of Athena. Pothena (secret marriage, because that's fun). One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
The 13th Olympian by Slugboy934 reviews
Our Favourite Son of Poseidon becomes the newest member of the Olympian Council, and all seems to be at peace. However with an attraction to a forbidden Goddess and a new threat on the horizen, how will Percy, let alone the World, survive. Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HOO, they belong to the living legend Rick Riordan
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Athena, Percy J.
The Push and Pull by satomobile reviews
From the first moment Toph touched her daughter's face to the last- this story explores how Toph raised Lin, and how she came to be a mother in the first place. Tokka and Linzin down the line. The old Gaang and their offspring heavily featured.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 105,723 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Tenzin, Chief Lin Beifong, Sokka, Toph Bei Fong
Not So Tough After All by EMPG22HoPe reviews
Set: After MoA where Hera leaves Olympus unannounced. "This pain, this undeniably, excruciatingly, inevitable pain has brought her to dangerous extremes. And despite being a goddess, immortality was never the pill to that kind of pain. That pain that's conquered by fear." Zeus/Hera-centric
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Hera, Zeus - Complete
Truth or Dare: Olympian Version! by VidiaPhoenix reviews
Instead of your usual half-blood game of truth or dare, this is the gods version, at Olympic proportions! Read about the gods and their crazy ideas and dares(but don't forget truths) as we go through the wildest game of Truth or Dare yet! Secrets will be revealed, egos will be crushed. Brace yourself. You have been warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,327 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Hades, Poseidon, Artemis, Apollo - Complete
The Life of an Olympian Teen by SonofApollo42 reviews
When Hestia gets tired of the gods' bickering, she turns them into teenagers and sends them to Goode High School! Zeus/Hera, Hercules/Hebe, Ares/Aphrodite, Hephaestus/Aphrodite, Most Mortals/Aphrodite, possible Poseidon/Athena, and Hades/Persephone.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Zeus, Hera] [Poseidon, Athena]
The Gods As High School Teachers by mashamallows reviews
After reading the title you must be like: This gotta be crazy. Believe me it isn't. IT IS COMPLETLY KRAY-KRAY! Hope you enjoy this :) One-shot and a little cursing too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Ares, Athena, Hades, Zeus - Complete
What I Want To Do In The Future by Sirius Black by Dawn96 reviews
The 5th Years have been assigned an essay to write before their Careers Advice session. Here's Sirius' take on the matter...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Dear Hades by Alanna The Half-blood Witch reviews
Zeus has punished Hades. As punishment, Hades has to answer Q/A letters from demigods, Olympians and random people alike. How will Hades answer them? Read on...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013
Not Just Another Silly Love Story by Tape Monkey reviews
Artemis has known Hermes for 3,000 years and hated him for about 2,999. DISCONTINUED, sorry guys!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermes, Artemis
Troubled Olympians by TheGreekGoddessHestia reviews
Hestia is fed up with the gods bickering, so off to Goode Highschool they go! Featuring: Pothena, Thalico, and Percabeth! Oh and Aphrodite's squealing about gods knows what! Rated T just incase.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 39,825 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Zeus - Complete
Getting Closer by Lady Alice101 reviews
A story of love, hate, betrayal, revenge and everything in between. Follow Poseidon and Athena as they face the trials and tribulations of their unconditional love. (Same story guys, just a different summary).
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,786 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Athena, Poseidon
Thalico by mashamallows reviews
Thalia and Nico are arguing... Let's see where it goes... Not so ONE-SHOT anymore...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Thalia G., Nico A.] Athena, Artemis - Complete
Camp Daycare by slytherindaughterofhephaestus reviews
Zeus develops a horrible headache so he calls upon Hestia to cure him. The throne room full of annoyed, bored gods is not the best place to brew a potion. After a heated fight between Athena and Ares the gods end up drenched in Zeus' medicine just before a visit from their children. When the young Demigods arrive at Olympus they encounter terrible problems...in diapers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 4/14/2013
April's Fools Day by mashamallows reviews
Can a simple prank turns out to be more than this? Athena-centric. Credits for Cover Image to whoever did it. One-shot. THE CARACTERS ARE ALL TOO OOC! DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! Also, I changed the myth so it can correspond my story. It is fanfiction people!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [Athena, Poseidon] Zeus - Complete
Eighteen Again by Behindthebook08 reviews
Minerva couldn't have possibly foreseen the consequences of protecting one of her young Muggleborn students when she jumped in front of a flying potions vial. Now she's eighteen again and having to face adolescence once more. Uncontrollable emotions, a raging Scottish temper, a Gryffindor sense of adventure, and entirely unwelcome hormones! (Hermione/Minerva)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,751 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Hermione G., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Olympus Weekly Forum by mibhe reviews
Introducing Olympus Weekly, the newspaper of the gods of Olympus. With such strong opinions tossed around so easily, trouble is bound to be raised...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,883 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 3/16/2013
Percabeth by mashamallows reviews
Percy proposes to Annabeth in a very special way... Now a multi-chap story!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Athena and the power of wine by Newage416 reviews
After being bored for weeks, Athena finally gives in to wasting time by watching a movie. A movie that touched Greek Mythology. A movie we all love: Disney's Hercules. After discovering a strange scene regarding herself, Athena decides to experiment with wine. The test subject: Archibald the Owl. Curse Athena's curiosity!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Athena - Complete
Comfort and Joy by MMADfan reviews
Minerva isn't feeling very much Christmas cheer when the holiday begins, and it looks only to become gloomier. Set at Christmas 1980.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/18/2014 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] Poppy P. - Complete
The Gods Read Percy Jackson and the Primordials by JaydenJackson14 reviews
Chaos and the Fates decided to let the Gods and Demigods of both camps to read Percy Jackson and the Primordials so they could know the threat that they would face in the 5 years against Chaos' children. Rated M for sexual content, cursing, graphic scenes. Pertemis! Pothena! Zeus&Apollobashing!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,498 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 370 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Percy J., Artemis] [Poseidon, Athena]
Black Roses by Dreamin'Dreams reviews
It is because he loves her. The roses are filled with a scent not many would associate with roses. It represents them well.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Hades, Hestia] - Complete
Athena & Poseidon by PJOHoOHG reviews
Athena and Poseidon are in love. Let's see how this goes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
A Rude Awakening by MrsEDarcy reviews
A select few of the Olympians are teenagers, and they're about to learn something disturbing. Even in Camp Half-Blood, there's prejudice. If you're really different, then they want nothing to do with you. Now the gods are trying to fit in. But it turns out they don't understand modern times as well as they thought. Or the cruelty that their children could dish out when threatened.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,107 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] - Complete
catching on (a little bit of summer) by deemn reviews
Nobody knows anything. Until they do, of course. A reverse-chronology, five-ways fic told from the perspectives of minor characters, including some originals.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] Paige/Grace, Gepetto/Marco - Complete
Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MarvelouslyAwkward reviews
Fred and George Weasley push the boundaries of rule breaking (and Professor McGonagall) to their limits. First story for me, please read/review. Thanks. Rated for swearing and concepts not suited for kids. This story is always in progress and always complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Fred W., George W., Minerva M., OC
Baby Sister by singing-along reviews
Artemis and Apollo, and the ups and downs of their relationship. In the end though, she will always be his baby sister. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Artemis, Apollo - Complete
A Stroke of Genius by Cerulean Apocalypse reviews
Children of Athena are supposed to be a blessing for the men she favors, the ones that inspire her. When intelligent-but-irresponsible grad student Frederick Chase meets a certain gray-eyed goddess, his life takes an unexpected turn when he's left with what's either the result of an instance of insanity or a stroke of genius. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Athena, Frederick C. - Complete
Teen Pothena by queenbrood reviews
After everyone on olympus is tired of hearing Poseidon and Athena fight they decide to take extreme measures and turn them into seniors in high school. They will have to live together as well. How will they survive? Will they hate each other more after this? Or will they fall for each other? I have seen one or two of these but I promise you this is different. POTHENA *T just cause*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Athena, Poseidon
Memos by tartan-angel reviews
A series of random memos sent between our two favourite Professors... who said Flitwick? *evil glare*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 147 - Words: 41,345 - Reviews: 1255 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Safe House by Dreamin'Dreams reviews
No. You wont. I cant keep coming down here." she whispered. Hades was at full attention. "Why!" he demanded. "I think Zeus knows." It was a lie. The real reason she had to stop coming to the Underworld was because of him. She loved him so much that not being with him hurt like hell.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hades, Hestia - Complete
The Forbidden Fruits by NarwhalPancakes reviews
Percy Jackson's heart has been broken. Who will be there to pick up the pieces? Find out in my first story "The Forbidden Fruits" I haven't decided if it's going to be Pertamis or Perthena. I'm setting it up for either. Let me know your opinion in the review section.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,233 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Athena, Percy J.
Hera's Affair by PJOHoOHG reviews
Hera finally finds out about Zeus' affairs, so she decides to exact her revenge... with a little help. (Timeline: the original Perseus being around age 16.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Athena, Poseidon, Hera, Zeus - Complete
Olympus: Up Close and Personal by grumpyheroine reviews
Daily life on Olympus can be quite stressful, and most definitely not boring. The gods interact in the strangest ways possible, and Hermes's new Computer App isn't helping in the least. What trouble is going to happen on Olympus from the gods' various (though not unexpected) arguments? Chaos, no doubt, and... Annual Pie Day?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Aphrodite, Athena, Hermes, Ares
Decency by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
In which Hephaestus can't focus, and the object of his distractions appears under his nose. One-shot. Hephaestus/Aphrodite.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus - Complete
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 5028 - Favs: 6,556 - Follows: 5,705 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
Bathtub by Winter Jackson reviews
In which Hestia teaches Nico the meaning of home—the hard way. And it all started when Nico refused to get into the bathtub. Nico/Hestia in a son/mother relationship. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Hestia, Nico A. - Complete
Country Music and Drowning Bagels:A Godly Roadtrip by KatofFlorida reviews
The gods Poseidon, Zeus, Dionysus, Apollo, Ares, Hephaestus, Hermes, Morpheus, Aphrodite, Hera, Hecate, Artemis, Athena, and Demeter decided to take a magical roadtrip. They can barely stand each other, how can they survive being in a van together?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Swear Toad by hunter049 reviews
A new friend at Holly's apartment catches Artemis's eye.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl Fledglings by PikaChica reviews
A series of drabbles covering anything I happen to dream up. This includes but is not limited to movie dates, bathroom maulings, irresistible cologne, an unholy amount of blenders, etc. Mostly humorous and a tendency for AxH. Chapter Nine: Chess isn't all that exciting. Unless you're Artemis.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,401 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Love Judge by U.O. Zyzpm reviews
Poseidon & Athena enter the throne room for the Spring council to find court is in session with Aphrodite, Zeus, and Chiron as judges to decide whether the accounts of all Percy's friends, allies, and even foes are right about Percabeth. Has flashbacks. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,807 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Poseidon, Athena
Yikes! by Winter Jackson reviews
A few of the times of Hermes's run-ins with Artemis—some literal, some tense, some humorous. Dedicated to krikanalo. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Artemis, Hermes - Complete
Permeter by redwarrioroflight reviews
"Like daughter, like mother." Millenniums ago, Persephone fell for someone she shouldn't, Hades Lord of the Underworld. Demeter couldn't understand what her daughter saw in that fiend she calls a brother/son-in-law. Millenniums later, Demeter falls for someone she shouldn't, the true "Ultimi" Percy Jackson. And then Demeter understands Persephone. Permeter!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,645 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 460 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Percy J., Demeter - Complete
Birthday (Mis)Adventures by grumpyheroine reviews
It's Aphrodite's birthday, AKA Valentine's Day, and she's excited to celebrate, going around spreading love. But all the love goddess's fun is ruined when she gets captured. Fortunately, Athena notices her absence and comes to save her, with the aid of Poseidon and Apollo. One thing was for sure: Of all Aphrodite's 1000s of years, this is one birthday she was never going to forget.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Aphrodite, Athena, Apollo, Poseidon - Complete
Periwinkle Lilies by Huinari reviews
"So, since, like, you don't go through baby-making in the traditional way, can you have a child with a girl?" Warning: Crack, slight OOC. Weird, twisted, non-romantic Aphrodite x Athena.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Aphrodite, Athena] - Complete
Healthy Lollipops by hunter049 reviews
Artemis is taking care of Holly while the elf is sick. But his novel methods to cure her lead to a few questions from the LEP officer. One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sunrise by genuinemermaid reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Artemis and Apollo brother/sister fluff. Chapter 34: Competition. / "Your dedication to the Hunt has led me to believe that you deserve a...'day off,' but, considering what you would have to subject yourself to..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,049 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artemis, Apollo
Full of Surprises by HecateA reviews
In which the gods think they know everything, but they don't. They really can still be surprised. Oneshot. Battle of the Fandom, Round 2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Percy J., Artemis - Complete
Punishment and Formal rivals? by Kat610le reviews
Percy and friends are sent by Chiron for punishment for breaking some plunge in the bathroom. While doing chores, Thalia suspects things are different between Athena and Poseidon. Is the rival still going on or is there something that change their lives forever?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,843 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Revisions by IndigoProphecy reviews
Artemis had suffered the same fate as she had. They were both hauntingly beautiful. As if the gods wanted to make up for the broken pieces that lay inside their tarlike souls. But unlike him, no one had come around to fix the broken girl. Oneshot. Opalesque
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Opal K. - Complete
Heartbreaker by DeathmatchDrunkard reviews
No male would ever think of talking to Artemis, the maiden goddess about relationship issues. Of course, Percy Jackson always has been a special case. Percy x Hestia
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 302 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Percy J., Artemis, Hestia - Complete
Even Geniuses Get Sick Sometimes by Selacha reviews
Artemis is sick in bed with the flu. Holly is there to watch over him. But what is this- Is Holly sick too? And would someone as remarkable as Artemis really fall victim to something as simple as the flu? No, no he wouldn't. AFxHS Fluffy Oneshot. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Stalker Owls by Lexi Daughter of Athena reviews
Athena has an interesting way of making sure her children get their work done.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,833 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Annabeth C., OC
The Rebound by satomobile reviews
Lin engages in a brief tryst after her break-up with Tenzin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,148 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tenzin, Chief Lin Beifong
Indiscretion by satomobile reviews
Lin and Tenzin attempt to rekindle their friendship after the battle with Amon is won. They accidentally stoke some other fires in the process.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Percy Jackson Facebook Style by skylands reviews
Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,666 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Memories by Cassandra147 reviews
There's a trunk of sketches in the attic. Pema finds them while straightening things up after the Equalists trashed the Temple. Past Linzin/current Pemzin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,001 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Pema, Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Union by notwisefox reviews
He loved this fire-cracker of a woman. Arra/Larten.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Mr. Crepsley, Arra Sails - Complete
A Hephastodite Story by CainMeetsReality reviews
Hephaestus and Aphrodite have been leading a dysfunctional relationship. Forced to co-operate on a lethal mission, they realize that they'd been turning a blind eye to their feelings. Will this spell disaster or end in perfect harmony? Or is it too late?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,902 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Aphrodite, Hephaestus
12 Days of Valentines by ILoveFowl reviews
12 romantic A/H ficlets. T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,931 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Bookstore Adventure by ArsenalReal14 reviews
Percy, Artemis, Thalia, and the Hunters of Artemis go to the bookstore because they're bored and "stuff" happens.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Artemis, Percy J.
YouTube? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Sequel to 'Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore'. Hephaestus has just discovered YouTube, a website in which the gods can interact with mortals and their demigod children without their knowing it! When Hephaestus has the gods each create their own YouTube channels, watch videos, and post their own videos (sometimes to the dismay of other gods), craziness is definitely going to follow...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,784 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Family Dinner by Oh Dee reviews
In which a family dinner is thoroughly ruined by Toph's seismic sense. Suggestive themes, naughty language, and totally Linzin.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
Eternal Shadows by ChainzOfThePast reviews
Au.with the Titan war over for four years and Annabeth leaving Percy for Luke, it seems that he has nothing left. but when the gods offer him godhood once more, something shocking will happen and a relationship with the goddess of wisdom will quickly turn into something that even the fates cannot interfere with. PercyxAthena.lemon is now in the story! review please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,857 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Percy J., Athena
Hephaestus TV? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
Ratings are down for Hephaestus TV, and Hephaestus is out of ideas. In his opinion, who wouldn't want to see the worst wife in the world (though she is very beautiful) caught red-handed? Apparently, the gods are bored of this. That's when Hephaestus comes up with the idea for the gods themselves to come up with their very own shows; and things are about to get really whacky.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 14,450 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Complete
More Than Words Can Say by hopefulmemoir reviews
Hera confronts Zeus about their relationship. Zeus is tasked with proving he loves her. Zeus/Hera.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Zeus, Hera - Complete
Poor, Poor Captain Short by PikaChica reviews
Holly is feeling under the weather, and for once Artemis is a bit unsure of what to do. As it turns out, the boy genius isn't very good at interacting with hysterical elves. He finds out that fairy PMS can be pretty dangerous. The hard way.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,666 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Vital Scrap of Education by the queen of slurking reviews
Harry tries to tell Fred and George the real identity of the Marauders. Minerva tries to stop him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Harry P., George W., Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
The Maiden, The Man, and The Mistletoe by MrsEDarcy reviews
It's almost Christmas time on Olympus and Athena's in charge. However it seems she made the mistake of letting Aphrodite decorate. Of course now Olympus is a virtual minefield, with metaphorical bombs everywhere. And Athena gets caught under one of them. Now she can't move out of place until someone comes and rescues her. Anyone but Poseidon please, a Pothena fic. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] - Complete
Double Dating by TiffanieFaythe25 reviews
Set after the Last Olympian. When Athena and Poseidon got caught up in one of Aphrodite's matchmaking schemes, Percy and Annabeth will have to use all of their wits to jeopardize Aphrodite's plans so that they will finally have peace from the other campers. Unfortunately, it backfires. Badly of course.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Consider Yourself Warned by messylaces28 reviews
A one shot in which Athena gives Percy a letter. set after TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Skeletons in the Closets of Eternal Maidens by MrsEDarcy reviews
Athena and Artemis are considered the perfect two up on Olympus. They don't break the rules, they always follow orders. However even they have secrets and their nosy sister-in-law is determined to find them out. Where does Athena keep going every night? Why is Artemis so attached to her one hunter? Will they turn the world as we know it on it's head. Contains Pothena and Hertames.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,348 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - [Athena, Poseidon] [Artemis, Hermes] - Complete
Persephone Files For Divorce by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
One fine day, Persephone decides to file for divorce. Zeus ends up becoming the judge of the madhouse-erm, court. Athena and Hera battle it out, lawyer-style. Aphy is betting, Hades is sleeping, Demeter is swearing and Zeus just wants something for his migraine. 100% pure crack. Re-revamped. Complete. [Now in Italian!]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,954 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
Maps by koalakoala reviews
One-hundred missing moments; drabbles. All pairings. 85: Mark of Athena spoilers. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 85 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010
Just Another Spider Story by Nooona reviews
Annabeth and Athena are in Olympus surveying Annabeth's work after the Titan War. But what happens when something...small...and black ends up on one of the statues? Something like a spider? One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Annabeth C., Athena - Complete
I feel all better now Lady by Scream us a lullaby reviews
What exactly happened between Vancha and Evanna after Darren's death? Rated M for sex. Shameless smut.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Vancha March, Evanna
Weakness by ILoveFowl reviews
On Holly's routine visit to check on Artemis, she ends up in a ticklish situation.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Astraphobia by Refreshingly Original reviews
A certain tabby cat has Astraphobia. How does she get over her fear?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - [Minerva M., Harry P.] - Complete
Several Odd Things About Artemis Fowl by toufan-goddess reviews
Everyone knows Artemis Fowl II is a genius. Everyone also knows genii are very...eccentric. This is a collection of drabbles/short stories about our favorite mud boy and some of his quirks. A/H, featuring cameos by Holly, Foaly and others. Chapter 7: In which Artemis conducts research for his latest romance novel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Bond of Souls by Femmeslash Fatale reviews
It's fairy mating season, and Holly goes to the surface to have a vacation with Artemis at Fowl Manor. But when love blossoms they must choose between their races and each other... Holly/Artemis rated M for a reason!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Noted! by JulesBlackthornes reviews
When Zeus and Hera both leave the meeting for a small while, Poseidon gets bored, and decides it would be a bright idea to start writing a story. Of course, the poor god doesn't get much farther than 'Once Upon A Time' before the other gods join in, changing the topic to be about someone he'd rather not think about: Athena. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Holly's Diary by einstinette reviews
Lately Holly has been confused about her feelings for Artemis Fowl. She begns writing a diary so that she can understand her feelings better. Will she be shocked by what she finds out, or does she already know? A/H eventually. Can they truly succeed?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 259,175 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
To Love and be Loved by InsanityRunsInMyBlood reviews
After all, who doesn't want to be loved? A Pothena fic, featuring Athena and her thoughts, and a little bit of Poseidon at the end. Athena muses about her hate for Poseidon and realises that the line between love and hate is very thin.
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Teacher Swap by tartan-angel reviews
Part of Albus's plan to raise school morale involves a little shake-up to the normal routine. Whatever will become of one of his craziest ideas to date?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,450 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Commanders, Majors, and Double Trouble by Amber Root reviews
Holly finds something important about her past from an uncle, she's never thought she had. Which may or may not lead to two other people close to everyone in the LEP. This may change Holly's life for-for forever. And those two people come back into their lives. Will they be the same like they were before? Or will they be different? Rated T: Because of mild language and situation
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Holly S., Vinyáya
Artemis Discovers Pertemis by OceanFlameEagle reviews
In which Artemis discovers Pertemis. Poor Percy... it was nice knowing you... Rated T. CHANGE OF PLANS: NOW IS A THREE-SHOT.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Artemis, Percy J. - Complete
Hide & Seek by A James reviews
Artemis and Holly play a game of hide and seek with the twins. Just a bit of fluffy goodness.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Being King Isn't All it's Cracked Up to be by dontyoucrynomore reviews
"In all honesty, he hadn't even known gods could get migraines; his wife and son's bickering had proven that gods could." In which Persephone rants, Nico mocks, and Hades...Hades gets stuck in the middle with a giant migraine.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Hades, Nico A., Persephone, Demeter - Complete
Diving for Hearts by aparigis reviews
There was no point denying it, really. She was still very much in love with him. And she may very well be in love with him until she'd finally joined the spirit world. And even then she would love him still. Tenzin/Lin
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Tenzin - Complete
An Unexpected Turn of Events by Kaori Kisaragi reviews
Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 194,684 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Everything about You by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
They thought there was nothing worse than high school; and then college came along. Now, Athena, Poseidon, Aphrodite, Ares, Artemis, and Apollo are beginning to realize that school, of any kind, is the least of their worries. Babies? Marriage? Temper tantrums? And what the heck is Hera doing to Athena? The mass confusion and evil has just begun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Passing Notes by I am Thalia daughter of Zeus reviews
We've all done it at one point. The gods are no exceptions. Read and laugh along with Aphrodite as some of your favourite characters pass notes during Zeus's lectures. All's fair in love and war. Read, Review and enjoy.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,863 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Dancing in the Rain by MinnieCat5 reviews
Occasionally, Minerva gives in to her husband's bouts of foolishness. Thus, this is how she ended up dancing with him in the rain. MMAD, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Headmaster's Fury by SylvaDragon reviews
It is very unusual that Albus Dumbledore gets really angry. What could have happened to make him so furious today ? ADMM in chapter two. Finally updated, and completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,947 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Power of the Frying Pan by BelieveInMeTonight reviews
In the middle of the night, Athena wakes up Poseidon... with a frying pan. Based on a scene from a past story of mine, D.G.M. It's not necessary to read D.G.M. before this, but it wouldn't hurt.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Complete
How DARE they name him Artemis! by I'mTheGirlWhoLearnedToFly reviews
When Artemis the goddess finds out about how a male child is named after her, she is predictably furious. But any sort of confrontation with Artemis Fowl the Second can get messy...*devious grin* PJO/AF one shot, I sadly don't own anything.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Artemis F., Artemis - Complete
Unknowing Confessions by ILoveFowl reviews
Holly overhears a conversation between Artemis and Orion.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Apollo's Epic Poems About the Awesome Lady Hestia! by vibranium reviews
One-shot. Not Apollo/Hestia. The title says all! Apollo makes haikus, about me, Hestia. Oh gods. Wait, does saying 'gods' include myself? No, not the time to think about that. I wonder what he wrote... R&R please!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Hestia, Apollo - Complete
Winter Leaves Scars that Do Not Heal by Queen of Air and Darkness reviews
A Mab-fic! During Iron Knight, begins when Mab makes the deal w/ the BBW. She has a flashback and reflects on why she would do such a thing for Ash, when he betrayed her. A little, tiny bit of fluff, not much.
Iron Fey Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Mab - Complete
Five Artemis Kisses and One That Was Not by Thief of Black Winged Hearts reviews
This is one of those five and one fic. The five times Artemis kissed Holly and the one time she kissed him instead. This shows the progression of the A/H relationship over time. Rated T for swearing and mildly dirty scenes
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Live from Olympus by sumrsilentmusic reviews
Today on Live from Olympus: Athena and Poseidon bicker over who has the best demigod child while Percy and Annabeth try to keep alive. With cameos from most of your other favorite gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Athena, Poseidon - Complete
Ask Jove com by Apollo Vengea reviews
Lord Zeus starts a website to answer the questions of his subjects. Have a problem? here's the place to tell! Who'll answer it better than the King of Olympus!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Zeus
Godbook by TheGreekGoddessAthena reviews
A new thing has come to Olympus; GODBOOK! Statuses, comments, and bitch fights galore! The Olympians are going to realize that what happens on Olympus won't always stay on Olympus. [Minor Athena/Poseidon themes]
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,361 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Percy Jackson & The Olympians: The Burning Sanctum by Starblaze808 reviews
Percy defeats Kronos and is receiving a gift from the gods. What happens when Percy and Annabeth became gods? Hmmmm... Read this to find out!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Percy J., Athena
Fatesbook by XxAndyIsMySaviourxX reviews
*Changed the title* The gods and demigods are all interacting on Fatesbook, the gods version of Facebook! Follow them through statuses, relationship statuses, comments, and so much silliness!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,477 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
Late for Practice by THEcheeseluver12 reviews
When the Marauders are involved even being late for Quidditch practice can turn out to be interesting and eventful. Proffessor McGonagall may disagree... Full scene for my story Im Going Home. dont need to have read that to understand this. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Marauders, Minerva M. - Complete
The Olympians Attend Group Therapy by Liberated Marionette reviews
I can't be! But it is... Zeus is officially done with his immortal family's bickering. He finds help... Help in the form of an annoying lady with a PhD that charges 300 dollars an hour... Hilarity will ensue! Currently: Demeter vs Hades
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Zeus, Apollo
Fawkes Eat! by Yue Sai reviews
Fawkes suddenly stops eating and Albus has tried everything. When he asks Minerva to look after the pheonix, he starts eating again. Albus wants to know how she did it! One-shot with some fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
She Said Again by tartan-angel reviews
Just what has upset Albus Dumbledore this time? A MMAD sequel to 'She Said'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Alphabet Drabbles by tartan-angel reviews
As the name suggests, this will spawn into a series of 26 one hundred*ish* word drabbles, based on the letters of the alphabet. An ADMM sprinkling accompanies it for good measure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 3,346 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
I Don't Like Lollipops by Light-Eco-Sage reviews
Sequel to The Gift of Tongues. It was one of Artemis' lowest moments: the only time his brain failed him. At least some good seems to be coming out of it now. Arty/Holly romance
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2011 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
50 Reasons to Hate my Sister by Apollo Vengea reviews
Apollo dotted the i's furiously as he took in the title once again. Hermes was right. Writing out those pent-up feelings gives a strange sense of satisfaction. He will not let his awesome self be hurt by his annoying baby sister.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Minerva's Appeal by RhondaStar reviews
In Chapter 18 of OOTP Angelina tells Harry and Ron she has permission to re-form the Quidditch team. "I went to McGonagall and I think she might have appealed to Dumbledore." So I wondered just how she got his permission... ADMM 1 shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Lovesick Gods and Campers by HeatherJanie reviews
A Funny short story about what happens when Aphrodite asks Hermes to take her new love potion perfume to her room. It gets in the wrong hands causing gods to fall in love with the wrong one's? Then does it make it's way to camp!After TLO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Complete
Minerva's Makeover by Yue Sai reviews
Minerva has another fight with Severus where he tells her she's old and unatractive. What will he think after he sees the makeover Rolanda gave her? Just a fun story if you're bored. I dare you to read it! As always, enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,027 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
Lullaby by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frigga loves Loki. He will always be her precious child, no matter his age.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Chocolate Bubble Bath by SylvaDragon reviews
Albus, Minerva, chocolate bubbles, and unashamed fluffiness, how could you possibly resist ? A sweet fluffy oneshot, set when Albus and Minerva have been married just a year, or two. I can't say more, it would spoil the surprise ending. ;
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Good Wife by livingondaydreams reviews
Who thinks Hera needs some love? No one? Okay then. :: A series of drabbles that will change that. Third in the Perspective series. R&R! Fourteen: Proud
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Hera - Complete
The Stars Above by Shadic999 reviews
Artemis remembers the times he and Holly had and that night they make a new memory of their own.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Padfoot Prohibited by Ever-Changing Anthem reviews
*Currently being re-vamped!* The Seventh-Years are given an assignment before they leave school – an essay instructing incoming First Years on how to succeed at Hogwarts. Sirius Black jumps at the chance to leave his detention-ridden legacy behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,830 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 4/19/2004 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Escape by Chtulhu reviews
They've been avoiding a conversation they know they must have. They've been been ignoring the events that have led them to where they are. It can't last forever. Nothing can last forever. Can it? Strong AxH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S.
I'm Sorry by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"Whatever do you mean, Father? I am an only child." Apollo and Artemis are always fighting, but this time Artemis goes too far. Can she make it right? One-Shot. Apollo/Artemis-Family.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Apollo, Artemis - Complete
Notch it up Fast! by Apollo Vengea reviews
Hermes wants a break from his random immortal life. So, he wields the mike while Demeter passes the popcorn and two Godly immortals fight to see who's better . Imagine, even Hades pops his head out to watch the show! Chapter 7 posted!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Apollo, Artemis
minnie, it's your birthday! by leejames reviews
It's Professor McGonagall's birthday, and the Marauders have come up with a particularly ingenious plan to wish her all the best! Song-fic to Ministry of Magic's "My Baby"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Minerva M. - Complete
A Purrfect Transfiguration by Srstatts reviews
Harry's first Transfiguration class- which doesn't exactly go how its supposed to. One-shot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Just Let Me Out! by ronsweasley reviews
In which a bored Dionysus, a sarcastic Athena, an extremely annoying Apollo, and a very cocky Ares, are all locked in a room together with nothing but candles. Chaos will ensue, secrets will unravel, and shoes will be thrown. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Ares, Athena, Dionysus, Apollo - Complete
Let Me Tell You How Great I Am by Amelia Letter reviews
Messing with the gods is fun-"Bah, all you're good at is stuffing cereal down people's throats. And oatmeal.""Excuse me! Cereal is very healthy!""What is it with you and cereal? Oh, Styx!"-especially when you're me. Oh, how I love my job...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
The Hogwarts Express by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
FredHermioneGeorge - Full Title: Fred, George, Hermione & the pheromone-pnhancing chocolate-flavoured massage liquid. Entry for the Twin Exchange Love In Unusual Places Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Do you like Shakespeare? by Psychogoth reviews
He stopped dead from his tracks when Artemis' dull voice spoke, "Do you like Shakespeare?"— An interesting afternoon of questions & confusions. Who knew the goddess of Hunting could be bold? Set before the Olympian war. DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Artemis, Hermes - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Riddell Lee reviews
Harry Potter, by sheer dumb luck, spilled some sort of a love potion on himself. A powerful one too. Every girl - and even a few boys - immediately begin fawning over him, adding to much hilarity and chaos. This includes ghosts, teachers, etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Julius Root's Guide to Dating by FISHnibWana reviews
The real question is, how does Julius Root know enough about dating to write a dating guide?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Get Over It, Holly by LuxaLucifer reviews
Holly walks into her Commander's office and finds something she never expected to see. Root/Vinyaya
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Other Hunter by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
Remember that 'long talk' that Holly promised Artemis? Well, watch out Artemis/Orion, for here it comes! Very short story in which Artemis and Orion fight for the hand of Holly, set just after the Atlantis Complex. Major crack ensues. R'n'R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
While we wait by Harry the furry squid reviews
Dumbledore likes sherbet lemons. McGonagall, however, fancies something a little different by way of a late-night snack.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Drabbling by ilex-ferox reviews
A series of genuine drabbles and half-drabbles. Some are straightforward, some are more cryptic and may require a little research to decipher them. Chapter 76: TBR double drabble.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 10,733 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008
Snogwarts: Blackmailing McGonagall by SNOGWARTS reviews
Sirius notices something very interesting on the Marauder's Map. He and James go to investigate, gaining some wonderful blackmailing material on the way. Technically MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Interstaff Assistance by Tides of Gray reviews
Albus Dumbledore requests that Minerva McGonagall meet him at eight to help him with something. Harry Potter wants to go exploring at night. It's fate that they'll meet...awkwardly. ADMM Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Move by FlamingToads reviews
I've think most of everyone has heard of "The Move". You know when a guy or girl yawns and slowly their arm creeps around your shoulders. Rated T just to be safe. Just another night at Grimmauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Teachers' Notebook by alittleinsane963 reviews
Inside this story you will find the chronicles of the 7 years of torture the staff of Hogwarts had to endure, from their point of view, due to 4 boys. That's right. None other than James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 107 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Dinner Approval by Akatsuki Child reviews
Percy has to get Athena’s approval at dinner. Athena’s covered in someone else’s birthday cake, Poseidon will only eat seafood, and Annabeth is trying to pass them off as ‘normal’. "There's no way this is going to work..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
First Kiss by Aleauxvander reviews
A simple conversation about kissing turns to, well, something bigger. Holly forgot momentarily that Artemis, regardless of his mental capabilities, was still just a man and every man had his breaking point. Apparently, she was his . Artemis/Holly
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mistletoe by onefowlswan reviews
Written for Lceracer's Christmas story challenge! A/H One-shot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Thanksgiving by the one who breathes nitrogen reviews
An English assignment, made for Eclipse of Athena's PJO contest. The gods are having Thanksgiving dinner, and no one except for Aphrodite is happy. K
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/16/2009
What You Mean to Me by Circean Shadow reviews
Artemis's heart hurts with longing: it's been three months since he saw her... Artemis/Holly. Warning: the ending is very suggestive.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Matchmaking by SylvaDragon reviews
The Hogwarts staff are trying to come up with a plan to get Albus and Minerva to finally admit their feelings for each other. Little do they know that someone is watching. Fluffy romantic funny. Albus and Minerva, Filius and Pomona, Severus and Rolanda.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Like a Lollipop by The Creatress reviews
Romance/humour. Two-shot. Post TTP. An extended version of 'Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly, Holly.' Artemis and Holly are playing chess and he soon finds it hard to concentrate. His elf-kissing days... Are just beginning. Rated M for a reason.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,575 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and the Sweet Revenge by LustyLop reviews
Artemis and Holly are both very confused. They are both shocked by there feelings for one another, and desperately try to hide their emotions. Meanwhile, Opal is still at large and will stop at NOTHING to kill Artemis. Directly after TTP. Serious A/H!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,188 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Professors of Old and the Professors of Today by minerva's-kitten reviews
Rating may change. Summary: Something has happened to the teachers and Minerva's parents are the only ones to fix it...with help of the Golden Trio and company of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,528 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
What Happens in Vegas by occaecation reviews
Albus decides it's time for a vacation, for both the Hogwarts staff and the Order. Chaos ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Wedding Bands by occaecation reviews
Albus and Minerva find that they have very different tastes in jewelry. Dedicated to shallwedance9
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Explicit Threats and a Piece of Parchment by lumos.maxima reviews
What happens when the Marauder's Map finds it's way into the hands of McGonagall? CHAOS. No pairing yet. Sequal up soon. beware the cerfuzzlement.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2009 - James P.
Mating Season by SylvaDragon reviews
It's spring, the most romantic time of the year. Everyone at Hogwarts seems to be part of a couple, everyone except Albus and Minerva. A springtime story, mainly MMAD, but also FFPS, HPHG, and SSRH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Root and the Bud by Lli reviews
Delving back into the pre-Artemis days, my attempt at a history for Root and Vinyáya.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Julius R. - Complete
Hot Chocolate and Kisses by SylvaDragon reviews
A late night trip to the kitchens for hot chocolate leads to kisses, fun, and secrets revealed. Fluffy fun with Albus and Minerva. Result of a random plot bunny attack. MMAD as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Sway Me Now! by AssortedScribbler reviews
Minerva has forgotten how to dance. Albus offers to lend a helping hand. When have we ever known her to turn him down? MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva in Heat by FlamingToads reviews
Minerva is in heat. Rolanda thinks it's funny. How will this effect Minerva and Albus. And who will be the first victim of Minerva's strange actions? Woo! Chapter 5 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Chicken Soup for Arty's Soul by Moonlite Knight reviews
Artemis falls ill and loses his voice. And if that wasn't bad enough, Holly drops by for an unexpected visit. Poor Artemis. COMPLETE. Slight AxH.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sirius' Plan for the Most Perfect Life by Lirulin reviews
Can Sirius Black take anything seriously? ... What's our favourite and most handsome mischiefmaker doing at his careers advice, this very important stage in the life of every 5th year student? Now epilogue added on the insistence of said Sirius Black...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Perspectives by asouldreams reviews
Minerva's been struck by 4 Stunners, Severus informs Alastor who in turn notifies the rest of the Order...see their thoughts about the attack against MM and how they believe the news will affect Albus. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,077 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Everyday Life of Hades by Journalist793 reviews
This is a look through Hades eyes. You ever wonder why Hades is always in a bad mood? This is a way to find out. I'm sorry that this is a bad summary, but please review. Now featuring: Zeus, Artemis, and Hermes!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,640 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Complete
Of Cats and Dogs by Pipsky reviews
It's the Order's annual Halloween party, and Minerva is persuaded into going. In disguise... which leads to an amusing misunderstanding. Based on a challenge off the ADMM boards. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Minerva M. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: A Christmas Incident by Annie-morphs reviews
Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,305 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Holly,Root,and ChocolateSugar rush! by savvyjewel7 reviews
This is random, but funny! One-shot.PLEASE REVIEW!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Holly S., Julius R. - Complete
Owl to the Chase by Scribbledydee reviews
Fifteen years, seven months, two weeks and four days. They parted in the pouring rain with no umbrella. A kind of sequel to Great Minds Think Alike - hope you enjoy! Frederick/Athena. Rated K because it doesn't have the 'K aura'.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
The Dreaming by Calophi reviews
Oneshots exploring the dreams and nightmares of the Artemis Fowl characters. 1-Holly, H/A. 2-Butler.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/13/2008
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Colossal Cocoa Caper by rogueinker reviews
Disaster has struck! Albus' cocoa supply is being cut off. He formulates a plan to save his supply and just maybe salvage his "situation" with Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,681 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Color Purple by Liesel Meminger reviews
Albus has a new set of robes, and Minerva doesn't like them. One-shot, MMAD, Pointless.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Annabeth's Mother's Day by RedSoxClarinet17 reviews
Sorry this is late. Percy helps Annabeth write Athena a Mother's Day card.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
According to Rumour by Bil reviews
A scream, a mysterious stranger, and a rumour... Who says teachers' lives are boring? ADMM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
End of Year by Bil reviews
Minerva's contribution to guarding the Philosopher's Stone wasn't the chess set, but she felt it was sweet of the students to think so. Set at the end of PS. MM, AD. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Wishes by Hogwarts Duo reviews
It’s Christmas Eve at Hogwarts and Minerva is just settling down for the night when she receives an unexpected visitor with a very special gift. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,280 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Watermelon Seed by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus wonders if it's true that if you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow in your stomach. MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Glimpse the Tempest by Athena G reviews
As Minerva learns the strange magical consequences of a life unusually interlaced with Dumbledore's, failure to understand their connection and the secrets behind it could lead them to destroy themselves, or each other. [ADMM]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,562 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
Minerva's Warning by beMMADfabulous reviews
When JK sank our MMAD ship the first time, 5 MMAD fans went after her. Now that she attempted it again, Minerva herself has the chance! AU Not to be taken seriously. This is just fun. MMAD. No flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Viva Las Vegas! by Catwoman99 reviews
Albus & Minerva head to Las Vegas for a little vacation. Will it lead to romance or disaster? Will they meet Elvis? Wayne Newton? Does what happen in Vegas, really stay in Vegas? MMAD, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Biased by Misanagi reviews
Sirius can't quite be impartial when commentating a Quidditch match and even less when one James Potter is playing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
When You Wish Upon a Star by AssortedScribbler reviews
Albus is pacing, as usual, when he catches sight of a star. His wish seems impossible, but is it? MMAD.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Birthday Cake by Ladybug21 reviews
Set the date at Albus Dumbledore's 150th birthday. Add three forgetful Hogwarts Heads of Houses, two mischievous redheaded twins, an inebriated Seer, a toadlike witch, house elves, and some cake batter. The result? Utter chaos, mayhem, and loads of fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,524 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M., P. Sprout, Sybill T. - Complete
A Taste of Chocolate by beMMADfabulous reviews
Albus discovers the Muggle treat M&Ms. What is it about them that he loves so much? ADMM fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Lovely by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
Our favorite couple arrives at a Ministry function together, but Albus soon gets swept into the crowd. Minerva's feeling left out, so she goes into the courtyard for a little fresh air.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Her Harshest Critic by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
Minerva's feeling down after overhearing some nasty gossip about her appearance. Can Albus make it all better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Lemon Sherbet by AssortedScribbler reviews
A prank that results in a very angry Professor McGonagall but perhaps not angry for long? MMAD. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,810 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Bathing in the Headmaster's Chambers by beMMADfabulous reviews
After a rough day of teaching, Minerva just needs to relax. Perhaps her tiredness is the reason she allowed Rolanda Hooch to talk her into more trouble.. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Compromising Position by beMMADfabulous reviews
Someone's accidentally had too much to drink, leading them and a certain someone into a compromising position! ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Word Association by Burning Bones reviews
MMAD. Rolanda gets Minerva to play the 'word association' game, and unearths a secret, much to Minerva's displeasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Singing in the Rain by Square Glasses reviews
Minerva witnesses a rare moment when Albus is unaware of her presence... she thinks. MMAD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Ever So Sweetly by temerity reviews
Albus asks an awkward question, and comes up with the perfect calorie free solution [MMAD, oneshot].
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Bloody Hell by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM written for a challenge on the Boards. On their way to the kitchens the trio find a little more than they expected!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Oh Albus! English by Mathra reviews
Sirius and Remus discover something about Dumbledore and McGonagall that they really didn't want to know.SiriusRemus, Rating T, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Big Idea by OSUSprinks reviews
ADMM, written for a challenge at the boards. The Weasley twins know about Albus and Minerva's feelings for each other and decide to do something about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Mischief Managed by Always Hopeful reviews
Response to Challange 72 on the MMAD boards. Minerva and Albus are in love with each other but have never told each other. So how will the Weasly twins help? ONESHOT! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Crushed by Lady Bracknell reviews
Remus is adamant that he doesn't fancy Professor McGonagall. Only problem is, he's wrong....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Remus L., Minerva M. - Complete
Not In That Bed Mister! by miss mcGonagle reviews
The weekend doesn't start out so well for Albus and Minerva...and Albus has some explaining to do! ADMM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
How Did You Know It Was Me? by AssortedScribbler reviews
Albus finally gets the answer to a question he often finds himself pondering, but in a case of bizarre circumstances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by Miss Red Tartan reviews
Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall spend Christmas alone at Hogwarts. What will happen between our favorite two Professors?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2006 - [Albus D., Minerva M.] - Complete
The Silent Game by DaftPenguinofDoom reviews
For years, the silent game they play with each other. My one shot at DraMMADic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I See Your Smile by Always Hopeful reviews
ONESHOT! COMPLETE! All she has to do is see his smile and her life is brightened up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Fashion Sense? by DaftPenguinofDoom reviews
1925: Minerva contemplates wizard fashions versus muggle fashions. Albus ponders purring. MMADness ensues. OnEsHoT. Goes with MMAD MMAD World and Love MMADly, but you needn't have read either.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Insomnia by beMMADfabulous reviews
The new sleeping potion Madame Pomfrey gives Minerva has the side effect of insomnia. Hooch's POV. Third part of Sweet Somniloquy and Somnambulism. ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Payback by Aeta Aella reviews
OneShot. At a fancy dinner, Artemis is in for a surprise. The surprise will then be followwed by one of his most humiliating experiences in his life. Yay. How absolutely joyful
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Convenient Fiction by Morgan72uk reviews
The Governors have decided that the new Head of Hogwarts has to be married. This is going to get complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,528 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 2/25/2006 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Albus Fever by gahhMinerva reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Minerva's got a fever for Albus! I know it's out of season, and the summary is terrible. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,601 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Nighttime Run Daylight Stroll by SmellyCat190 reviews
ONESHOT A nighttime stroll finds the Trio, Hooch, a reluctant Snape and a 'borrowed' Sinistra running from finding the Headmaster and his Deputy in a compromising position. ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Detention! by gahhMinerva reviews
Albus tries to get Minerva to take a break, but of course he can't. So he forces her to. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
The Parent Trap by Quill of Minerva reviews
Two girls meet in a busy Diagon Alley. They discover a secret that has been kept from them for ten years. Can they bring the secret out into the open and bring their parents back together? ADMM.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,604 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Don't Call Me That! by TartanLioness reviews
Take Minerva having a bad day and Albus unintentionally making it worse, then trow in a bit of Peeves, just for good measure... this is the mix... R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Nothing a Few Good Showers Won't Cure by miss mcGonagle reviews
Sometimes our bodies express what our heads just won't admit. ADMM oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Minerva's Mistake by miss mcGonagle reviews
Minerva finally reveals her feelings for Albus with some distasterous results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
VDay 1992 by Sior reviews
Set on Valentine’s Day during ‘Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets’. McGonagall copes with Lockhart’s flamboyant celebrations. AD, MM friendship with subtext.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Freaky Monday by Juliette4 reviews
Albus and Minerva have switched bodies! What will happen? Special Author's note at end of chap 7, please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,527 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Don't Call Me Julius by Kakawot reviews
Commander Root is tired of Foaly calling him by his first name, so he sets out to find out Foaly's real name. Oneshot, -OLD-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2005 - Julius R. - Complete
Potions & Pilferings by Augusta reviews
Snape is lovestruck, McGonagall hides in Dumbledore's office, and someone's been raiding the girls' dorms. A little insanity now and then never hurt anyone...I don't think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Taking Up The Gage by Lady Angharad reviews
An anthology of short stories written in response to challenges issued at the Albus and Minerva Fan Fiction Board and at Live Journal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Nothing At All by Nerweniel reviews
A little fluffy Christmas love story- about Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall. Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Minerva's Mirror by mugglemin reviews
Minerva has a morning conversation with her mirror. No longer a one-shot...WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Into That Cat by ShadeDancer reviews
One-shot. Minerva's gotten into the catnip after reflecting on Harry's ability to get into trouble. Slight innuendo, rating just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Secret Loves: Past and Present by Sensiblyquirky reviews
Albus and Minerva find out about a scandalous past involving two of Hogwarts' founders. Will their love inspire Albus and Minerva to find their own? Rating is for later chapters, and to be safe -Complete-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,974 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2004 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Under Quarantine by Jestana reviews
Albus has the measles and Minerva catches it from him. What happens when they're in quarantine together for two weeks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Sensibility by Bloody Sakura reviews
A girl needs nothing more than a massage to relax... One-shot. (HPHG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cat on the Lap by stoneygem reviews
In PoA we saw Minerva and Albus standing next to each other in the stands when Harry and Diggory sped by, but when Harry fell only a minute later, Minerva was no longer to be seen. So, where did she disappear to?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Traditional Socks by Lady Angharad reviews
Why does Professor Dumbledore tell Harry that he sees himself holding a pair of socks in the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Staying Alive by Nerweniel reviews
Rolanda Hooch has a crazy idea and forces Serena Sinistra to participate. The object: relaxing Minerva McGonagall. Involves: singing, dancing, a stage, a Beegee-voice and mini-skirts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,964 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Another Chance by Dizzy Wiz Bang reviews
[Very slow WIP] An accident in the Potions classroom turns Snape, McGonagall, and Dumbledore into 17 year olds. Flitwick, Sprout, and Hagrid are left to run Hogwarts. Dueling, Quidditch, and dancing. ADMM, SS plays the field! Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,454 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Cat astrophe by Arabella Figgs reviews
Minerva is stuck in her Animagus form. Finally complete now. A big thank you to everyone who reviewed!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 9/21/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Falling Into an Arrangement by rogueinker reviews
COMPLETE Albus names Minerva as his deputy but the Board of Governors are uneasy. Two unmarried people working so closely is simply not done. Albus and Minerva find a solution and each other. Epilogue up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Boggart! by mugglemin reviews
There's another boggart in the staff room wardrobe and Moody realises that a magic eye can sometimes be more of a curse than a blessing...This story is rated according to your imagination - I'm taking no risks...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
The Professors' New Clothes by Lady Angharad reviews
Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore each have a stylish new set of robes. Could it be that they are both trying to attract the attention of someone special? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
A Truth Brought To Light by Hogwarts Duo reviews
Complete. Albus Dumbledore hires a firm to help the staff of Hogwarts improve their interaction as a team. They are all challenged to keep a journal of their thoughts and feelings. We follow Minerva and Albus’ journey...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,040 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
I have never by mugglemin reviews
The Hogwarts staff are trying to weed out eachother's secrets by playing a drinking game... Mild swearing and risque suggestions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Minerva M.
El Tango de Bubbles by minervarette reviews
A late response to the Albusand Minerva Soapy Tango Challenge. F for fluff rating. Albus decides to check out the 'soft and gentle' hand theory behind bubbles. Involves a slip-induced tango and a mock bubble beard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Thanks For The Memories by shadowycat reviews
Remus Lupin wakes up in an unfamiliar bed next to an all too familiar face and can't for the life of him figure out just how he got there.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Minerva M., Remus L.
One Night by Jestana reviews
A night of passion leads to a lifetime of memories. Rating for some mature conversations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,217 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Picture Perfection by minni reviews
Minerva and Albus decide to clean their attic and come across a rather interesting photograph...pg-13 to be safe. one shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Neville L and the Tradition of the Last Dance by Dicere reviews
Neville leaves his hat at the Yule Ball, and discovers the Hogwarts tradition of the last dance when he goes back to recover it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
A Kiss Is Just A Kiss, Isn't It? by Septemberrains8 reviews
Remus gets more than he bargained for when he tries to prove a point. RLMM COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Before Breakfast by Nerweniel reviews
Valentine's day and an owl is sitting on the windowsill of Minerva McGonagall's window. Seems as if our dear Transfigurations teacher has got an admiror! Sugar sweet ADMM fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Minerva M., Albus D.
Don't Mess With My Man by Cielita reviews
PG for kisses! AD.MM, PP.AM, SS.RH. Missing ScenesMusings. Professor Dumbledore mentions Madam Pomfrey in book 1, but we don't meet her until book 2. Why? FUNNY! PLease R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Albus D., Minerva M.
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream by the tsunamisurfer reviews
Confusion at Grimmauld Place leads to an interesting situation for Minerva McGonagall and Remus Lupin. RLMM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Minerva M., Remus L.
Quite by Cranky Cauldron reviews
A little Christmas Tale to make you smile... A realisation of a dream for love. Albus Dumbledore takes some initiative, hurrah! Rated PG for kisses, yes, kisses!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Care to Dance, Minerva? by Georgina Weasley reviews
Dumbledore courts McGonagall at the Yule Ball, and she is persuaded to let her hair down. Sentimental MMAD fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Boom! by punurple reviews
Albus introduces Minerva to the wonderful world of James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M.
The Duelling Contest by stoneygem reviews
Another Response to the Duelling challenge. Hogwarts is holding a duelling contest. Now in the dreamfinal, it is Minerva McGonagall against Albus Dumbledore. Who is going to win? And how?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
The Werewolf, the Witch and the Wardrobe by Septemberrains8 reviews
Why is Minerva McGonagall helping out Dolores Umbridge? All is not what it seems... RLMM COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,966 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/1/2003 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Curiousity Killed the Cat by Cranky Cauldron reviews
Set just after Harry begins life at the Dursleys. Minerva McGonagall satisfies her curiousity about something that's been bothering her for a while... AD/MM one-off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2003 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
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I lost you for three decadesI refuse to lose you for another second reviews
Season 2 AU: when miss Mould uses a potion on Hecate to attempt to extract information for her, she ends up learning something she never would have expected. And Agatha knows just how to exploit the love Hecate feels for a certain pink witch...
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2018 - H. Hardbroom, P. Pentangle
Love at first sight: the gay version reviews
One very pink witch visits Cackle's just as the staff is under the influence of a love potion. Ignores some things in canon, such as Pippa being there to potentially take over Cackle's.
Worst Witch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2018 - H. Hardbroom, P. Pentangle
Where Emma's last name becomes a bit too literal reviews
Season six divergence. When the Evil Queen returns, Emma is unfortunate to find out about it first and fall victim to the queen's magic. The queen who keeps returning to her each day, not just taunting her but also showing a side she never expected the 'worst part' of Regina to have... Will have SQ, Swan mills family, Swan Mills Charming family.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,311 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/8/2017 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
Operation Save Mom reviews
It's not easy being the son of a supervillain. Especially when you just want her to stop being so.. well evil. Luckily, Henry Mills is one smart ten-year-old. He already knows how he is going to make his mom stop being a villain: just make her fall in love with a hero. Enter Emma Swan, aka 'The Orphan'.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/1/2017 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Operation Out reviews
AU after 1x02: when Henry does not show up in Regina's office, a new plan is needed. A new plan that leads to a burgeoning friendship with Emma Swan and the relationship with her son improving. However, it also indirectly leads to the unravelling of her curse and a new operation: operation out. Will son and mother manage to break the curse together?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/11/2017 - Published: 1/8/2017 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Devour me reviews
Was it normal for princesses and dragons to be friends and enemies all at once? Princess Regina waits in her tower, the dragon captured and made to guard her , her only constant companion. It's what all Princesses experience, waiting for the prince that manages to slay the dragon. Except, does Regina want him to come?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,639 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent
True Love's kiss reviews
The curse does not work like the queen imagined, although her enemies are unhappy. So is Emma- who ends up in this crazy hallucination (or so she thinks) when she is 28. She rapidly learns just how real it is -but then she falls under a sleeping curse. Just imagine her parents' shock when they learn their daughter's true love is a lonely queen.. SwanQueen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/28/2017 - Published: 3/9/2017
We already filled our villain quota, thanks reviews
She really thought she would stop the villainy by taking the serum and crushing the Queen's heart. Instead, the evil queen is in town and oh right, there is also the small issue of Dracula - who apparently has decided Regina will be his first victim. Thankfully, she has her very own (pissed off, protective) saviour and their ( smart, brave, kinda Done with oblivious moms) son
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
A million different universes & we love the same idiots in all of them
SQ - one shots. Will include a wide ranges of stories, such as complete AU's ( example: PJO AU) but also stories that stay relatively close to canon.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2017
Swan Queen Week reviews
Stories for Swan Queen week: sharing another child, MILF, grandmothers, family vacation, mommy in love and parent trap
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2017
This is where you grew up & left your heart
Henry Mills is an adult with no recollection of his fairy tale childhood. All that is about to change when his daughter appears at his door, and takes him to Storybrooke. However, this is not the Storybrooke he grew up in.. what has happened to his family that they need him? Swan Mills family focus ( includes Lucy)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2017
My temple is not for making out reviews
SQ. The one where an annoyed wisdom goddess tries to decide what to do with this infuriating mortal who dares to make out with that revolting sea god in her temple, and also commits the crime of making her feel things. (loosely inspired by/ based on the myth of Medusa , which I do not own)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2017
Can your family be your home? reviews
3.21/3.22 au: he had just wanted to know his mom was okay, possibly offer her a grilled cheese and tell her they would figure it out. Instead, he comes across a portal, falls through space and time and lands himself into trouble by stopping his mo - the evil queen from hurting someone. Who decides to take him to her castle. Regal Believer. SQ at the end. Focus on RB.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/2/2017 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
I would redeem myself for you reviews
Inspired by the 6.10 promo. Regina abducts the princess and hates her a lot less than she expected. How annoying. Femslash.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
My greatest regret is not telling you I loved you
It all happens so fast. One moment, she is stalking towards the queen, hellbent on tearing her away from whatever spell she is casting this time. The next, she is staring at a half-crumbled Emma Swan, the tears in her eyes and the pain in them. She needs to find the queen and drag her home- but in this universe , the queen may actually be wanted instead of loathed.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,804 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Is it true that people in a coma can hear you? (say 'I love you') reviews
Season 3 divergent. Emma becomes friends with her new neighbor, Mary Margaret, despite the fact that their first meeting was a lot more tearful than makes sense. And she could totally accept the woman's quirks and everything, except there is one issue. Mary Margeret's 'friend'. Her name is Regina. She is in a coma. And Emma hurts whenever she looks at her.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2017 - Emma S., Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
Coffee Shops & Mayors reviews
Swan Queen week: Coffee Shop
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Inquisitio
Regina was initially meant to make this woman confess to whatever crimes Cora suspected her of commiting. Instead, there forms a bond between her and the woman she can never quite decide is a witch , a human or something else entirely… Dragon Queen au.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,469 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent
My love is like a target on your back reviews
Regina knows it is foolish and worse- dangerous. Cora would never allow her to love a servant, and every stolen moment brings Maleficent into danger. And it all feels so right... until it all goes wrong.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/6/2017 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Maleficent
Queen Cobra reviews
As soon as he saw her, locked into a cage with a collar, he knew with every fiber of his being that it was Wrong. She might be nothing but the worst part of his mom but does that truly mean she should be locked up like that? Perhaps instead of her darth vadering him, he can Luke Skywalker her (hopefully, without her dying) At the very least, he knows a hero would try to help.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2017 - Henry Mills, Regina M./The Evil Queen
a princess in love reviews
alternate 6x10. When Regina asked to be wherever Emma Swan was, she did not expect to be told by a mad imp that 'princess Emma' was at the Ball. To be honest, she also did not expect the dancing or how Emma would react to her ... Swan queen
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
You're not just a bad girl, you're literally from Hell reviews
Tom has read about this woman in the Bestiary. Moreso, has read about her terrifying parents (the Devil, supposedly, and Bony Lizzy). He just .. didn't expect her to be like this. AU but some things are the same. Tom x Alice :D
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Tom W., Alice D.
Can I order a soulmate that is not green? reviews
Soulmate au: for everyone, it is different. Some might know their soulmate's favorite color, or what they are allergic to or how they smell or one small habit. It is difficult to predict really. Gelphie.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2016 - Elphaba T., Glinda U.
Say his name & break this spell
The village's people are terrified, Belle's father is overbearing and Gaston.. well he is Gaston. Belle on the other hand is curious; for what beasts leaves paw prints as well as human ones?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey - Complete
Losing immortality, part 2
Even immortality has its limits.. what happens when the Gods' supplies of Ambrosia, Nektar & Power start to deplete?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Published: 11/26/2016
Wherin the sacrifice is the heroine reviews
It is the same old story: a girl chained to a rock, a sacrifice to a beast. Except this one has a little twist , for Belle is certainly not ordinary. And neither is 'her' beast, for that matter...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle/Lacey
Losing immortality
Even immortality has its limits... and what happens to the Gods when their supplies of Ambrosia, Nectar & Power starts to vanish? Warning: love between a goddess/ a woman
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2016 - Athena
Your chest (& everything else about you) is purrfection reviews
The story where Regina doesn't know the cat on her porch is Emma. ( though really, she could've known with the cat's pendance for disobedience, the eye color and its slight obsession with Regina's chest). They're very much in love. Snuggling & revealed feelings. Pretty fluffy.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen
Pongo the matchmaker reviews
And considering Pongo himself was rather fond of the pup ( as well as of the two women; the clumsy one always entertained him when she ran after him and the other one gave the best belly rubs) he was going to help them. How difficult can it be to play matchmaker for a queen and a knight? More difficult than a dog had anticipated. Shenanigans ensue Rated T just to be safe.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Pongo
Aphrodite business reviews
Serie of one-shots concerning Aphrodite, her crazy ideas and her job. Will involve people getting shot by Eros, Aphrodite's magic girdle, make-overs( on certain maiden goddesses mainly..), love potions, hormones and others. Might involve some pairings like Pothena ( I will warn you) and Pertemis ( again, I will warn you when that happens) Or Hartemis.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,356 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/7/2014 - Aphrodite, Athena, Poseidon, Artemis
Crossover fest reviews
All kind of stories, with various pairings included. Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Vampire academy etcetera. One-shots and stories included.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,965 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 9/28/2015
Demeter is crazy in love reviews
Aphrodite, annoying as always, has somehow convinced Hades and Demeter to join an immortal dating site without telling anyone who they are. They find each other profile's and start chatting. Eventual HadesxDemeter pairing. Should also be funny, but I'm still not convinced I'm funny, so I didn't select humor as genre.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,021 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/5/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Demeter, Hades]
Love and Loss reviews
Some one-shots about my favourite characters. Pairings; Meg/Spook, Lamia/ Tom's dad. Perhaps other's later. Warning; some are very fluffy. Don't read if you don't like fluffy stuff.
Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,501 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Meg S., Spook] Mam, Grimalkin
Some Pothena moments reviews
The title already tells you, but this will be Pothena moments. All kind of things. Spiders will be involved, just like rendez-vous at the beach, owls, horses and others. Just because I love this pairing. Rated T to be sure. Might have some kisses in it, but that's pretty much it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 158,845 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Athena, Poseidon
Bring me her homework, huntsman
The villains of Disney have had enough of those heroes an their happily ever afters, they want to be able to have it all for once. So the evil queen and maleficent come with the most evil plan yet; open a portal to a different reality and send them all to an university. An university where the villains rule and the villains alone will be the one laughing.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2015
Conversations with the GodsGoddesses of Olympus reviews
The characters of Aremis Fowl might face the biggest threat yet. They are all meeting the gods and talking to them. What follows will be embarressment, horror and fear. Artemis Fowl meets Artemis the goddess. Holly has an interesting conversation with Aphrodite about Artemis (Fowl). Hermes and Mulch discuss thievery. And so on. Contains HxA.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014
Seven days with my Percy reviews
Athena and Poseidon are arguing again. About who of their children is best, about Percabeth and about the question if Percy could ever like Athena. Huh. Their arguing ends with a bet this time. Poseidon bets Athena will like Percy when she actually spends time with him to get to know him. So now, she has to spend seven days with Percy. Percathena...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,192 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Athena, Percy J.]
Just some short stories reviews
One-shots, drabbles and others about the Artemis Fowl characters. Rated T to be sure. Some A/H, later on.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014
A long lost love reviews
Thousands of years ago, Lamia was one of the unfortunate women to fall in love with Zeus, a greek god. In her universum, Zeus doesn't exist anymore. But in the universum of Percy Jackson , he does. Lamia, together with Tom, is transported to the Percy Jackson universum and meets with Zeus and Hera. How will they all react? ( Some changes to the original plot by Joseph Delaney)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Last Apprentice series/Wardstone Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,076 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Hera, Zeus, Tom W., Mam - Complete
Percy Jackson to the rescue reviews
Percy has a weird dream in which all his friend's lifes are at stake. He is sent on a quest to save them. When he tries to rescue his friends, he comes across Artemis and her hunters.. Pertemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,084 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Percy J., Artemis