Breathing in Poison
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Joined 11-11-13, id: 5316589, Profile Updated: 06-20-20
Author has written 33 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland, Kane Chronicles, How to Train Your Dragon, Frozen, Seven Realms series, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ.

Don't look down there in the void. It's from when I was a cringy 13 year old who thought he was a girl, lmfao.

Anyways sup I'm Aren and I moved to archiveofourown in like, 2015. Go search my most recent fics there for new updates.


The powers of the ice, calling, calling, filling the blood with power and magic, suspended in the waves of time...

Sorry. Inner poet manifesting.

Hello! This is Breathing in Poison (previously TheGirlWithTheBird) here, and for you to fully understand my motives, I set up a poll on this virtual computer to create a set of totally random questions about everyday life. *Pats computer* So, let's start.

What is your full name?

What?

What is your age?

Who cares?

What do you look like?

Darker hair and eyes.

Anything to proclaim?

Is anyone else finding this creepy and stalker-ish?

Do you have any pets? If so, proclaim what they are and how many.

First of all, the answer is in the username. Second of all, I have five little parakeets, a rabbit, two goldfish, and five tropical fish. One of which is flying ...ysvtbgi76qyuetlnvb8i8oN7WVTG9B8QOVL Gah! Misty! Oh... she's so freaking adorable... I LOVE ENGLISH BUDGIES! Oh, and regulars too... stop LOOKING at me like that Snowy! Big...Black...Button...Eyes...

What is your writing style like?

So I use this site called "I Write Like," and so far I got these results:

William Shakespeare

Some weird guy from the '60s

J.R.R Tolkien

Oscar Wilde

Ian Fleming

Margaret Mitchell

And I only read J.R.R Tolkien- the rest I have never even touched

Did you ever have a boyfriend?

No.

Do you have a secret crush on anybody?

...I refuse to answer that question.

What music do you like?

Anything depressing, or mysterious, or defiant-but nothing boring. I like things like "Demons" by Imagine Dragons, "Radioactive," and "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato.

Are you a violent person, or do you strive for world peace?

Looks up from life-sized Dora model that was being ripped to bloody tatters* What was the question again?

Do you have any story-writing excuses?

I'm OCD and have attention issues, so everything. must. be. PERFECT.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Pick up 24 condoms then drop them into random peoples carts

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things I Am NOT allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

51) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (LOL)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug," then enforce it.

Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost

this...

If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!"
Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake."
Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

THEY HURT HER!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I actually am anti-social)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (Lol, I ride a horse, but I'm not Texan)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (He, he)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (Hahahah I wish.)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Only on other people's work.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm an EMPATH so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an atheist. (I wish I could see ghosts. How BA would that be?)

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

A lot of this stuff is what I agreed with from other profiles. Just wanted to share the brilliance.

DRAGON PRIDE METER:
100
If You're Proud To Be A Dragon Lover
Stick This On Your Page

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, Overthemoon2139, obsessedwithstabler, GalacticFTW, SSA Ruth Leland, Booklover707, HTTYD, Saphirabrightscale, Breathing in Poison

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (That would be so cool!)

If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you feel alone in the world and think no one understands you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you wanna go back to the Viking age, copy and paste this into your profile. (I so wish for that!)

If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Then how will we see the How to Train your Dragon TV series, and the sequel, and the third movie?!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. (Well we're writers. It's an occupational hazard.)

If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. (Yes! And the Cutest!)

If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. (I can't help it! They're so good!)

If you think Toothless is cute as a cat. Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah I do that alot.)

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile! (They're so yummy!)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Umm I think I know if I have.)

If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (We so are! Am I right girls?)

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. (I hate child abuse! IT SO CRUEL!)

If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile. (I do that loads of times.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book,and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile. (So do!)

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile.

If you would vote for Vanellope copy and paste this on to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, Spirit Elma, HikariTenshiYamiTenshi, Funny Stuff, YaoiLover1995, Maui Girl 808, HTTYD229, Saphirabrightscale, Breathing in Poison (I think being called a freak is a compliment)

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top.

I'M THE TYPE OF GIRL
WHO WILL BURST OUT LAUGHING IN DEAD
SILENCE BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT
HAPPENED YESTERDAY.

Things to think about!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

In the How to Train Your Dragon book series, the Green Death is Green and the Purple Death is Purple. So in the movie, why is the Red Death Blue?!?! (Maybe for it's red horns?)

50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals
throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly,
especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I
think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off
and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen
you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself
loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet
behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you
will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other
aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,
"I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello"
upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and
say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between
them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any
in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale
battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask
the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as
possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from
Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to
your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with
various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at
something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to
your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!"

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to
the food court, buy a drink, and say you don't get out much and ask them to put a little umbrella in it.

98% of all teenagers do drugs, have sex, or drink alcohol . . . . . post this if you like bagels.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. (I have twice. First time I did some classmates of mine said "Good morning sunshine. The Earth says hello." when I woke up)

If you do your homework while watching TV, copy this into your profile. (Only a few times in the past.)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hm not so sure about being an animal.)

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

The girl you just called fat? She's been starving herself and lost over 30lbs. Now she almost has an eating disorder. The boy you called stupid? He has disabilities and studies over 4 hours every night. Now he's getting depressed. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up, doing her hair, and spending her money on clothes, hoping people will liked her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There's a lot more to people then you think. Post this on your profile if you're against bullying.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.

Life Before Google:

"I've just learned about something that I would like to know more about." "Well that's a darn shame."

98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.

It's the 50's, and a black man drinks from a white water fountain. A white man approaches him and says, "Excuse me, that is for whites only. You are colored." The black man then raises his head, and replies, "I was black when I was born. I'm black when I'm cold. I'm black when I'm hot. I'm black when I'm sick, and I'll be black when I die. You sir, are pink when you're born. Blue when you're cold. Red when you're hot. Green when you're sick. And purple when you die. Now who's the colored one?" Whoo-hoo! Go anti-racists!

Msg: now that you've opened this you can't stop reading it, or close it. hello, my name is jazmynn, i'm a site model, and i'm 16. i died on march 1st, 2008. i was raped and killed by a man named marcus. he saw me walking one night with my friends, he put us all in his van and tied us up. he let my friends watch me get raped, then killed all of us. later, i came back and haunted him. he eventually got so scared, that he committed suicide. a boy named collin read this, thought i was hot, but closed this message. later that night, i came by his bed, and stared at him all night, when he awoke, i smiled at him, then quietly slit his throught. i left a rose on top of him, though. a girl named jessica read this, cried, and sent it on. later that night, i came by her bed, kissed her cheek, and left her a note saying thank you. i still come by her house everynight to make sure she's okay. send this to ten people, and please let people know what happened to me.. NO SEND BACKS!Ohh Nan! ! !

STORY PROMPTS:

Elsa found out that love can thaw a frozen heart...so can she find the love to thaw Hans's?

I support people who are Gay, Lesbian or Bi. Most likely I'm bi too and so are you. 60% of people are bi without even knowing it. If you feel like making fun of me because of this you are a jerk. No question about it, JERK. I also hate anyone who is racist, dislikes somebody just because they're gay, or are sexist. It's a mans world and no matter what people say the truth is it's just getting worse. Woman can't go anywhere without sexist remarks.

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be

funny

then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -Louise [Surname Removed: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
IM SORRY BUT IM SCARED OUT OF MY MIND RIGHT NOW DX

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I really love animals and feature them in my drawings. Oftentimes, my art is mostly dragons of all shapes, sizes, colors, and types. I want to write a book series called The Song of the Wind (I made this up myself, any similarity to an existing book/series is purely a coincidence), where a group of crippled and/or outcast dragons rally up, despite the odds, and defeat an evil that threatens the dragon world. Other books that I have collected over the years are:
Ravenheart, Ravensong, Ravenblood (a trilogy, plot being created)
Legacy of the Cloudburst Trilogy:
Young orphan Ritha is a servant girl for the Wind Dragon Riders of the Dragonhold, so low on the social ladder that she lives in a self-made mud hut and survives on crumbs. When an unusual white dragon chooses her for his familiar, her whole world is turned upside down. The unusual bit? White dragons are only hatched in times of Chaos, when the Creatures of the Shadows rise to kill them all.
So Calls The Wild:
Cara Emberlyn was exceptional in backwoods surviving, even among the dangers of the radiation-deformed animals that prowl the hills of what used to be called North America. When her town is bombed by an enemy city, only Cara, her friend Diane, and her brother Augustus survive. Now they must survive alone in The Woods, eating whatever crosses their path and constantly searching for a safe spot. Only, Cara is being steadily drawn in by what she can only describe as The Wild...
There are more, but I am too lazy to type them all in now.
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I really love animals and feature them in my drawings. Oftentimes, my art is mostly dragons of all shapes, sizes, colors, and types. I want to write a book series called The Song of the Wind (I made this up myself, any similarity to an existing book/series is purely a coincidence), where a group of crippled and/or outcast dragons rally up, despite the odds, and defeat an evil that threatens the dragon world. Other books that I have collected over the years are:
Ravenheart, Ravensong, Ravenblood (a trilogy, plot being created)
Legacy of the Cloudburst Trilogy:
Young orphan Ritha is a servant girl for the Wind Dragon Riders of the Dragonhold, so low on the social ladder that she lives in a self-made mud hut and survives on crumbs. When an unusual white dragon chooses her for his familiar, her whole world is turned upside down. The unusual bit? White dragons are only hatched in times of Chaos, when the Creatures of the Shadows rise to kill them all.
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Cara Emberlyn was exceptional in backwoods surviving, even among the dangers of the radiation-deformed animals that prowl the hills of what used to be called North America. When her town is bombed by an enemy city, only Cara, her friend Diane, and her brother Augustus survive. Now they must survive alone in The Woods, eating whatever crosses their path and constantly searching for a safe spot. Only, Cara is being steadily drawn in by what she can only describe as The Wild...
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Lightning and Death Itself by Cke1st reviews
Toothless uses a little-known dragon ability to alter the outcome of the romantic flight... and the very nature of his passengers. Rated T for subject matter; the language is all K. Dragon!Hiccup, dragon!Astrid, some Hiccstrid, no slash. This story got its one millionth view on July 7, 2018 - thank you!
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 181 - Words: 505,136 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 1,991 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 11h - Published: 5/30/2013 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
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Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 136 - Words: 31,008 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/27/2023 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Japan, England/Britain, America
Playing The Player by Ramblesx reviews
"Here's the game, Percy. We date. We hold hands. The first person that falls in love with the other loses." Annabeth Chase has had enough of the player of the school, Percy Jackson. But trying to play someone you're already in love with proves to be difficult. And as they both try to come to terms with their feelings, she discovers that Percy Jackson has a lot to hide. (NO SEQUEL)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2382 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,326 - Updated: 11/10/2022 - Published: 6/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Brothers of Circuits 3: Flames of Truth by Koili The Artist reviews
Peace is in order once again for the five original animatronics. Time progresses without trouble, but in the shadows of their triumph, an odd sense of uneasiness falls over their perfect life. And when familiar faces return, the five suddenly begin to question if the true enemy has fallen. -NEW CHAPTER, 3-5-22! Chapter 19 is up!- -COMPLETE!-
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,587 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 3/4/2022 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, Golden Freddy, Springtrap - Complete
Thaw by yumi michiyo reviews
His initial plans thwarted, a conflicted Hans wonders if he's made the right choices. And it so happens that Elsa's thinking about the exact same thing.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 151,106 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/17/2021 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
even a flightless bird has its uses by notantihero reviews
Anna steps forward. "Instead of executing her, may I offer a better solution?" The cuffs restraining Elsa's wrists clinks loudly as Anna grabs a hold of her hand. "Give her to me. I'll make use of her as it befits our kingdom. This I can promise you, father." AU; Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,569 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 6/2/2021 - Published: 7/13/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
Birds of a Feather Stick Together: Wingtalia by 101stellastella reviews
Alfred and his twin Matthew, after being attacked by hunters, were separated from their flock at a young age. After Mattie makes a shocking discovery that there are other people who have wings like his brother, the boys go on an adventure to rediscover their roots with help from the Nordics and many other characters. Keep an eye out for hints toward cannon material. (Completed)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 117,769 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/26/2020 - Published: 1/28/2016 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada
Frostbitten Scars by Samantha J. Wolfe reviews
Elsa's mind is plagued by demons of loneliness and self loathing. How long can she fend them off before giving in? Will anyone be there to catch her when she falls? Anna suffers alone- her sister shut her out; how can she stay when she isn't wanted? How can she leave when she's all her sister has? ***Trigger Warning*** Rated M for Self Injury and Suicidal thoughts.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,804 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/9/2020 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Pasts and Secrets by SilvermistAnimeLover reviews
When the World Meeting is interrupted by a book, the nations are forced to read each other's diary entries out loud. To the whole world. What secrets will be revealed? Who's masks will break? Who's pasts will come to light? Old scars are opened and old wounds are healed. Diary entries based off of Hetalia Diary Entry pictures online. T for cussing. Various pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,636 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 3/21/2020 - Published: 1/31/2015 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, America, Canada
Childish by RawrRoarRawr reviews
Everybody knows Elsa can't always be so queenly and deserves to have some fun in her lifetime. Let's face it, she's still pretty young. A series of oneshots or short stories exploring the fun side to Elsa and/or the sisterly bond between Elsa and Anna.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 186,889 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Welcome to Doll House by MingiPie05 reviews
Imagine being able to purchase a doll made to fit your every nation's need. At doll house we have created such beings, chose from strong Alphas, gentle Omegas, and rare Betas. These dolls will fill your every need, help further our research by breeding them or using them for military purposes. But treat them with care or things can get dangerous. (Many Pairings! Give it a shot.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/18/2019 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Frozen Fire by GrayWing N reviews
Months before her coronation, Elsa meets a mysterious pair of royal twins and their fates become intertwined - for better or worse. As the events unfold both before and after the movie, she learns more about herself and the powers that have been a mystery her entire life.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,988 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/12/2019 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC
Chief of Staff by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ GerIta Oneshots ] Feliciano picked the coffee mug up and slammed it back down. "We have to go, Ludwig. I don't have time for any of your sleep nonsense or any of your trampling worries—I have to get to Bonnefoy's before the lines get too long, and you need to come with me."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy]
Antonio Pretends He Didn't Break a Rib by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ SpaMano oneshots ]] Antonio regretted his life choices as he slammed into the ground. "And that, children, is how not to keep your guard up. What do you think, white-belt? Should we try again?" Every fiber in Antonio's body screamed no. However, that smirk Lovino had on his face spread to Antonio's own. The white-belt stood, knees popping, and shook out his arms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,702 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 8/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
My Bright Light by Kat The Maniac reviews
Lud has always been a simple zombie. He likes taking long walks, feeling the sunshine and occasionally ripping the limbs off a defenseless human and eating them. But this begins to change when he meets an Italian who treats him less like a monster and more like a man. As Lud is pulled from the darkness and into the light, he begins to rediscover what "humanity" really means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,657 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 2/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan, Prussia
Dichotomous by Providentia67 reviews
It's all out war Nations vs. Bosses! When several major governments start apprehending their own personifications the remaining will have to team up to rescue those caught and figure out how to set things straight. But when effects of this major upset start leaking into the 2P world it prompts the team-up no one saw coming. 1P and 2P versus the world! Warning: Language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,379 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 2/15/2016 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Orchid and Blister Show by FanFictionConnection reviews
Orchid had the up most brilliant idea: She's going to be a host of her own talk show! But she decided that she needed a co-host to help. So obviously Blister's the best choice, right? What could go wrong? Apparently a lot of things... So join Orchid and Blister as they interview all of your favorite Wings of Fire characters, and feel free to leave questions and suggestions!
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 27,982 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Blister
Shattered Reflections (Old) by MythicDragonRider reviews
After a few odd encounters in reflective surfaces, broken teacups, and urgent phone calls, a different- and yet similar- dimension is discovered. But, no invasions on either side are planned, and they are basically forced into a truce by their rather precarious situation. We're all the same boat, we should help each other! ...Right? 1P,2P. Rating for dark themes, gore, violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,540 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 11/21/2015 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Parallel Nations
Courtship of the Grad Student by Seigetsu Ren reviews
Legend says an undergrad research assistantship can be heaven or hell depending on the grad student you work for. Anna is about to find out, that is, if she first manages to talk to Elsa without the aid of the lab printer. (unrelated Elsanna, modern academic laboratory AU)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,330 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Magic Makes Fools by CrunchDeNumbers reviews
Queen Elsa's love powered the Great Thaw. The Corona Royal Academy estimated the power of Elsa's love to be at least 200 billion horsepower. What happens when early 19th century science and ice magic collide?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 78 - Words: 273,365 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/13/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Elsa, Anna, OC, Kristoff B.
Ornstein and Smough's Big Lordran Adventure by Dark Novelist reviews
Dragonslayer Ornstein, Executioner Smough. The deadly pair have always faithfully served as the defenders of Anor Londo and the lovely Gwynevere. But, what is the point of this endless struggle? Always being a stepping stone for the chosen undead? Or...is it all just a lie? What happens when the two golden warriors take up the chosen undead's role for themselves? Read and Review.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,761 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein
How to Dance with RainWings by Quasimagical reviews
Deathbringer had never anticipated the harsh reality of being pushed away by the love of his life. But when the RainWing queen presents him with a new assignment, he finds himself trapped in the middle of an even more puzzling predicament. AU.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/10/2017 - Published: 6/20/2017 - Glory, Deathbringer, Jambu
According to Nature by Hypocritical Romantic reviews
Lukas was sure he was going to be an alpha, but when he gets his first heat, he promises to rebel agains his nature. Although, being a little promiscuous wouldn't hurt and it seems like no one can control him. Omegaverse. DenNor, HongIce, SuFin Human names: Lukas, Mathias, Emil, Berwald, Tino, & Xiao; Minor pairings as well
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,374 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Norway, Denmark] Iceland, Sweden
Kicking The Bucket List by jellydonut16 reviews
AU Fed up with life and never being good enough, Lovino makes a Kicking the Bucket List, in which he'll kill himself when it's done. But can a certain Spaniard sweep him off his feet before a noose does? Spamano with initial!Scotmano (ScotlandxRomano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,858 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/25/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain, Scotland
Indeterminate Sentencing by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ BTT, Juvie!AU Implied Pairings ]] They looked at each other for a moment. Gilbert hadn't even heard him approach. The boy smiled. "Hi, I'm Antonio." Gilbert nodded. "Gilbert." Antonio beamed brighter. "I'm in for assault and battery. You?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - France, Prussia, Spain
World's Worst Vampire by PurplePatchwork reviews
Alfred struggles at being a vampire, until he gets help from a rather obscure demon. Rated M for blood, dark and sexual themes, and a lot of insanity. Monster (highschool) AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 174,971 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 12/11/2014 - America, Russia - Complete
Ebony & Ivory by Nayru Elric reviews
Music has always been Yuichiro's escape from the world, but when he hears someone playing the piano in the music room one day, a blond transfer student he hadn't previously paid any mind to before, why is he suddenly drawn to this person? Maybe music isn't the only thing Yuu cares about after all. MikaYuu.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 105,949 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 9/22/2015 - [Yuichiro H., Mikaela H.] [Shinoa H., Mitsuba S.] - Complete
Naive by WeLiedAboutTheCookies reviews
That was how many people explained Feliciano. But now, he was sure there was no more. He was just a target now, a toy to be tossed about as his captors pleased. He didn't know why he was here, in this cold dusty room. But he knew the look in Luciano's eyes terrified him absolutely. And all Ludwig could do was watch. (2pItaly X Italy X Germany) Whump! Dark! Hurt/Comfort
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,183 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 3/4/2016 - [N. Italy, Germany] Prussia, Parallel Nations
Wrong Way to Date by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Like it kitten?" Kuro purrs into Kiku's ear. Kiku turns his head away sharply, his cheeks tinging red but his eyes are wide and looking at everything around them. Walls of glass line the room bathing everyone in a blue glow of the water inside. "I do not come to these enough," Kiku whispers. Kuro feels a jolt of pride go through him at the statement. 1p x 2p Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Antonio Will Make You Sweat! by HoneyBadgerOverlord reviews
In which an adorable, chubby Lovino gets pursued by his gorgeous yet hopelessly stupid Zumba instructor. A one-shot, for now at least.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Awesome Will Out by katreeny reviews
Kink meme de-anon - Prussia actually is awesome. The nations discover this after insulting him once too often.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
But He Bought More Mace by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[[ UsUk oneshots ]] The first thing Alfred worried about was whether or not what he had done was illegal. Really, it didn't seem illegal. It was rather unprovoked,and the poor guy screaming on the ground certainly seemed to think so, but Alfred had reasonable suspicion that he was going to be attacked. Maybe he could call it an accident? "You maced me!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2016 - Published: 8/26/2015
The Other Side Of The Mirror by Maddylovesyou reviews
Careful what you wish for. You just might get it. Nominated for Hetalia Awards. Read chapter 30 for more information.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 355,780 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 1/2/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
2P Universalis by Kuro Shiro Sama-Sama reviews
A one shot from Luciano's point of view as he tells us his version of how the 2P universe is different from ours. A simple one-shot and world building exercise on my part to help me get back into writing Hetalia stuff as well as help me practice describing things in writing. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2016 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Sweet Dreams by MissXMaryXGoXRound reviews
"There just dreams Feliciano" Lovino said slowly sitting further back into the coach. "No they're not!" Feli stomped his foot looking oddly stern "And you know they're not, they feel real! Those people are real!" He knew Luciano couldn't be someone he made up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 9/4/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations
Sucker Punch by x.MyrtenasterRose.x reviews
It was supposed to be easy. Graduate, move to a different city, box, and make a name for myself. It wasn't supposed to amount to this. I wasn't supposed to stumble upon the enigma that was Elsa Arendelle, perhaps the world's greatest boxer. I wasn't supposed to uncover her deep, dark secret. I wasn't supposed to fall in love. But I did. [mAU. Boxer!Anna. Trainer!Elsa. Elsanna]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,168 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 2/25/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Abandoned fic 4 by AbandonedJay reviews
This fic has been abandoned. It has been turned into an empty fic slot for further insurance against the "Profile Death Glitch"(details inside), which kept me from posting new stories for the last two years on this profile. This fic has been re posted on my new profile, the details of which are inside.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 10/1/2013
Game of Mirrors by Patient Harmony reviews
Continuation of 'What Lies Behind the Mirror'. Some Nations are seeing strange versions of themselves in the mirrors. And someone decided that it's a good opportunity to start a game. But not everything is as it seems. Nominated for the Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 111 - Words: 362,766 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Poland, Canada, Parallel Nations, Romania - Complete
Fashion Furious by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Flavio likes all of the beautiful things in the world. Pretty landscapes, pretty clothing, pretty people. By far, the most amazing sight his eyes have ever seen is Lovino. Now if only his counterpart would suck up his stubbornness for just a moment and realize that Flavio is the best for him? Well that would be marvelous. 1p x 2p South Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - S. Italy/Romano, Parallel Nations - Complete
It's just going to be you and me by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Will Be Right Here by NicPie reviews
After a childhood trauma changes life as she knows it, Elsa must learn to cope with her new reality; all the while, still working to control the very part of her that has caused her so much pain and suffering. Though her magic gives her power, her disability leaves her vulnerable; a unique mix that makes for a very uncertain future. (deaf!Elsa)
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa
When You Recover by Turtle-Viking reviews
Nurse Lovino Vargas has to take care of brain damaged patient Antonio Carriedo, who seems to have a strange affection towards him. N-not that Lovino likes it! The Italian is determined to make the man recover, no matter what it takes. What will little Lovino get himself into with this patient? (Spain / Romano) Spamano, with side FrUk, PruCan, and GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,586 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Meeting Kisses by OneLetteredWonder reviews
While Kuro never means to, not entirely, teasing his counterpart is just too much fun. Seeing Kiku being so soft and sweet, makes Kuro want to see him tremble. Never without consequences. 1p x 2p Japan. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Memento Mori by Nayru Elric reviews
What other people don't know about Mikaela is that behind the façade of tranquility he wears on the outside, there's a weakness he never lets the others see, not even Yuichiro. Even before vampires took over the world, Mikaela didn't allow his dark past in his everyday life. When Mika comes back from Ferid's more exhausted than usual, Yuu demands to know what's going on. MikaYuu.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,076 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 6/19/2015 - [Yuichiro H., Mikaela H.] - Complete
TeaCakes by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Even after everything, Oliver still loves Arthur more than he can explain. Arthur on the other hand, just can't seem to stand him. Now with everything so close to an end, Oliver decides maybe he should let his love go before it hurts more. 1p x 2p England. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 11/15/2015 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
In the Looking Glass by FeliksLukasiewicz00 reviews
2p: Stands for "Second Personality". A 2p is another version of a country that shows up in the mirror. Most 2p's are mentally twisted, but not all of them. The 2p can only be seen when the 1p country is alone, if someone else, human or country, was to enter the room the 2p would disappear. Rated T for swearing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/2/2016 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Parallel Nations - Complete
to be held is the most honorable psalm by Bag Of Badgers reviews
2015 GerIta Secret Santa for tumblr user disastrous-donut; ItaGer first time. All of this—all of this—would be so much easier to process if Feliciano would stop smiling at him like that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
the essential truth & highest form by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Feli is Feli, and they should not be nervous about this because Feli will not be ridiculous or awful or anything about it, Feli will be Feli about it. Agender Ludwig and bigender Feliciano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Safe and Sound by Liett reviews
Who would have ever imagined a popular jock and an invisible cancer patient would find one another at exactly the right moment? Sometimes, love and comfort can be found in unexpected places. This is the story of how Gilbert Beilschmidt fell for a dying boy who thought he was alone in the world. PruCan. (On a very brief hiatus.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,612 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] America, France
Broken Mirrors by Violentdaybreak reviews
Unbeknownst to the Nations of the world, they are not alone. When Italy accidentally breaches the rift between our world and the world filled with the 2p Nations, he triggers an enigma that will take everything the 1p Nations have to undo it. But, when it is all over, will Italy truly want his mirror image to return home? And how many of the others feel the same way? 1p x 2p story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - N. Italy, England/Britain, Canada, Parallel Nations
Due to the Dead by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Someone asked me to write a GerIta Iliad AU. Based on Book 23; contains pre-story character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Lowest on the Totem Pole by Mattnextus reviews
Once upon a time, there were two little girls who lived next to each other. For eleven years, they were separated - when they meet again, they find themselves looking at very different people. Each has been broken in her own way, will they find a way to fix each other? Modern AU, now actual Elsanna, rated T for language, NOW COMPLETE
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 62 - Words: 124,028 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Frozen Wight by thebandragoness reviews
With the eternal winter over, her powers under control, and the gates reopened, Elsa was ready for a long and peaceful reign over Arendelle. What she wasn't ready for was a rebellion, scalding hot chocolate, dirty rumors, illicit paintings, the philosophical ramifications of sentient snowmen, a drought, a lovestruck bodyguard, and a man-eating monster.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 294,752 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., OC - Complete
Little Pony by WhovisHouse reviews
Oliver and Allen are centaurs. This is what happens when they find themselves alone in the woods. (Literally just centaur porn with 2p!usuk.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Parallel America, England/Britain, Parallel Nations
I Make His Coffee in the Morning by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Ever since Al laid eyes on his golden boy opposite, Alfred, he fell in love. Now he just wishes there was a way to get Alfred to believe him, maybe without the tears. 1p x 2p America. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,866 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Confidants' Club by CrystallineMaple reviews
After Gilbert Beilschmidt kills himself, eight of his friends discover that they're in his suicide note. They form the Confidants' Club, determined to keep their wrongdoings secret. But as lies tangle up and drag various people into the mix, rumors fly, tensions build, and soon, everyone is a suspect... Multiple slight pairings. Completed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 71,307 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Prussia - Complete
How Not to Get Your OTP Together by TailsDoll13 reviews
It started with a shadow-travel onto Half-Blood Hill, and now both camps think that Will and Nico are destined for each other. The problem? Nobody's succeeded in getting them together. Yet. Chapter 29-Save the date-it's a wedding!. (No longer taking requests for scenes!)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,800 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S., Jason G.
But First, Let Me Take a Selfie by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Al takes a few more pictures, each one capturing the stranger looking his way. He sighs, he's had enough. He bends his head back over the edge of the bench to smirk at the stranger. "Look if you're gunna keep watching me take pictures you might as well get a better seat." Al winks and the person flushes up even more. 1p x 2p America. Human names used. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/6/2015 - America, Parallel Nations - Complete
Your Voice by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Klaus loves everything about Gilbert, and most of all, he loves the way Gilbert's voice sounds. After a mix up with their briefcases, Klaus's biggest guilty pleasure is revealed to the one person he doesn't want to know. 1p x 2p Prussia. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,437 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Prussia, Parallel Nations - Complete
Just 7000 Seconds by eyesocketsandsuits reviews
[ Snapped!Liechtenstein ] Everyone seemed terribly upset with her. Liechtenstein didn't really understand, though she was getting a little upset that the handcuffs were so tight; Switzerland hadn't looked at her once since they had been snapped on. Liechtenstein tried smiling at Denmark, the only nation looking her way, and she shrank away when his face twisted into a snarl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Like Fur Covered Frat Boys by waitineedaname reviews
That's what Lovino thought of werewolves. Just party guys that grew hair once a month. He wished he could go back to his home in Italy, where all he would have to worry about were demons and vampires, and not stupid werewolves that passed out in his tomatoes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Bombs and Businessmen by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Kuro slips off the roof an hour after Kiku has gone to sleep for the night. He walks up to the front of the house and stares up at the second story where he knows the tiny man is tossing like he does every night before he falls asleep. "See you tomorrow my dear," He whispers for no one to hear, and takes off down the street running. 1p x 2p Japan. Human names. Oneshot. Stalker!2p.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Japan, Parallel Nations - Complete
Wrong by theSardonyx reviews
It was the seventh canvas, the seventh attempt at trying to paint it, but he could never get it right. It always turned out wrong, wrong, WRONG!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/15/2015 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
geRITA CONFESSIONS by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Italy gets up the nerve to tell Germany he loves him, and the buff country has no idea how to react. This is how that conversation went wild. Based off a post from aphtexts on tumblr. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Of Lions and Lambs by ravengal reviews
The cowardly Feliciano is used to avoiding his scary classmate, Ludwig. So, what happens when fate forces them to cross paths? Surely, they can't become... friends?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hate to Love You by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Luciano hates everything about Feliciano, and he hates how that's a lie. Luciano's bored at a meeting and decides to carve on the desktop, but when his markings are discovered, it gives him the chance to get closer to his other self. 1p x 2p Italy. Infatuation universe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/23/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Café Liégeois by 4mation-is-1derful reviews
So a blind woman walks into a coffee shop… (Elsanna)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,343 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 12/21/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
A taste of your own medicine by PrincessOfTheRose93 reviews
Oh, Veneziano is definetly going to make him pay for this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2015 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Spies and Roadtrips by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Hello?" Says a quiet voice. Luciano snaps his eyes up to a man peeking around the corner. His eyes are wide with nerves. He's holding a broom close to his chest. Luciano raises an eyebrow at him. He takes a quick glance around his settings. A restaurant. He groans softly. "I need bandages," He huffs out. 1p x 2p Italy. Human names. Spy au. Oneshot. Softer 2p Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Aversion by heckyeahelsanna reviews
Elsa frowned incredulously at the huge blonde before her. "A crush?" She huffed nervously. "Don't be disgusting, Kristoff. We're both girls. Things like that aren't meant to happen."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Maybe I was a little curious by TalysAlankil reviews
Cecil walks in on Nico and Will naked, but embarrassment quickly makes way for curiosity. An alternate (PWP) development of chapter 13 of my fic "A Bleak and Gloomy Sun"
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2015 - [Will S., Nico A.] - Complete
A Bitter Confection and a Sweet Confession by HoneyBadgerOverlord reviews
"Did I murder my husband? Must you even ask? Of course I did, you silly geese!" In which Oliver willingly tells the whole truth to the nice police officers investigating a recent murder. The 2p! characters in an AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Parallel Nations - Complete
Of Maple and Mistakes by OneLetteredWonder reviews
Matt is secretly in love with Matthew, but he can't help but feel like he's a not good enough for his double. During a moment of blinding jealousy, Matt feels he might have made the biggest mistake of his life. 1p x 2p Canada. Infatuation universe. Slight depression warning.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
Scar-Happy by MoreRefinedThanMost reviews
PruCan Established relationship. BDSM. Matt and Gil have a D/s relationship that exists on the weekends, but Gil's job has gotten in the way of them doing anything for the last three weeks. Matt might just do something about that. Chapters feature kinks by request. Latest chapter: bladder desperation, omorashi. Next featured kink TBD. Story will continue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 11/6/2014 - [Canada, Prussia]
Lovers and Voyeurism by Anime-baka reviews
"Shut up!" Shinoa whispered harshly, shoving Mitsuba into the closet. Shinoa followed suit, cramming into the tight space. "This is insane," Mitsuba mumbled as she shifted to make room for the two of them. The slits in the closet provided a perfect view of Yuu's bed. "Shhhh! Or we'll get caught! We'll wait for them to leave then go out afterwards," Shinoa replied quietly.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/12/2015 - Yuichiro H., Mikaela H., Shinoa H., Mitsuba S. - Complete
Esoteric Loneliness by ApparentlyTheOtherNameIsTaken reviews
Depression is addictive. Gilbert Beilschmidt is one of it's many addicts, unable, it seems, to escape it's pitiless clutches. However, upon meeting a certain blonde-haired Canadian, he feels like he's been thrown a lifeline to end this madness. NOW REVISED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,459 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/9/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Amidst the Sounding Sirens by Mandelene reviews
Alfred Jones has carried the burdens of his family for over twenty years, but when he encounters his forgotten uncle, Dr. Arthur Kirkland, he is offered some reprieve from the deafening sirens plaguing his mind. Up-and-coming nurse extraordinaire, Alfred learns the ins and outs of the hospital alongside Arthur, hoping that he might finally find the silence he's been searching for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,639 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/10/2014 - England/Britain, America, Canada - Complete
Tainted by Macx reviews
Jurassic World: Owen Grady had always had a talent for animals. It ran in the family. Masrani Global recruited him to train raptors. It was a novel idea, something only a crazy or insane person would attempt. Owen wasn't crazy or insane. He knew he could do this, though his grandfather had always warned him: don't get too close. Don't let them connect. Well, too late. Way too late.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 105,925 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 2,037 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Owen, Velociraptor, A. Grant - Complete
Stay Like This by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"Feliciano." Luciano's voice is deep and commanding as he speaks into the skin on Feliciano's neck. He wants it. He wants him. He wants to finally claim Feliciano for his own. He's possessive, and he wants it. Human names used. 1p x 2p Italy. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/11/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Flying Close To The Sun by TalysAlankil reviews
Nico is an angel, and that turns Will on. PWP, based on a prompt by Queenie Mab
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/9/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
And Three Makes Five by Sunny Day in February reviews
After being apart from each other for months, Lovino and Antonio are ready to live their lovey-dovey lives with each other again! However, when they wake up one day and discover there are tiny little CHILDREN running around their House, things get a little... different. Rated M, because Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 575,689 - Reviews: 2285 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 490 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 5/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Darkness Ascending by Redd Demonix reviews
He'd lost all of his friends. And now Adam was on the edge of the abyss himself. He saw the darkness ascending - and that is why she chose him to be her champion. / Various Youtubers / OC Warning / Rewrite / OCs Accepted /
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - OC
Nightmare Apocalypse by ElizabethScaffie reviews
Feliciano wakes up in a destroyed city with no memory. He soon discovers that the city isn't exactly 'normal' and much creepier than expected, because there are these Nightmares, monsters that feed on humans... He will find other survivors of the Apocalypse and learn more of the new world, but will he be able to learn more about himself too? And... just what are these REDs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,665 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 4/8/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Bunny by Vannaluv reviews
Christa's little brother was always scared of those big scary people in suits. But, Christa finds them rather... nice.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Krista L., Ymir - Complete
2p Chibitalia x 2p Holy Rome by OneLetteredWonder reviews
"HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE!" He looked back to the house, startled. He didn't expect anyone to come after him. He actually didn't really tell anyone he left. He just kind of up and packed. He blinked at the tiny figure running his way. Northern Italy ran towards him, her face just slightly red, and out of breath. Oh she looked MAD. OneShot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/22/2015 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire, Parallel Nations - Complete
Operation Make The Grumpy Guard Smile by incredibly-edible reviews
Feliciano can't tell the guard apart from the cold, still marble statues that surround him. What is a poor art historian supposed to do with all this time and no relief from boredom? He comes up with a little game...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
Ebene by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
In a world where people are born with a sentence from their soulmate on their wrist, people wait their whole lives to meet their soulmate. But one day, a boy is born with a blank wrist. And this wordless boy's name is Ludwig Beilschmidt.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,437 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/13/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Sunsets, Singing, and Alternate Selves by Platinum Shining Myth reviews
"They say that if you sing from that spot, somewhere else, in a different world, your alternate self can hear you."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2015 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
A Reason to Live by Fantasia V reviews
As an aspiring art student, Feliciano Vargas had his entire life before him... before 'The Incident,' at least. Since then, his life became a struggle-a test of endurance and love as his misadventures in the hospital place him in the care of Doctor Ludwig Beilschmidt, a young doctor determined to find a cure for the impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/18/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
The Phoenix and the Snowbird by Call it Maglc reviews
Elsa was never meant to grow acquainted with the traitor in the dungeons. Hans was never meant to reveal his family's dark secrets to a queen he once tried to kill. A fresh start is on the brink... until Westergards begin disappearing. Slow and angsty fire!Hans/Elsa with a mystery.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 104,121 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
Glasses by TailsDoll13 reviews
Will Solace, head counselor of the Athena cabin, never likes to admit when he has a problem. But this is one problem that he can't fix by himself. (Based off of thominhoandnewt's Aphrodite kid!Nico AU on tumblr. One-shot, may expand into this AU later with other one-shots. T for language and suggestiveness.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Nico A., Will S.] OC - Complete
A Beast's Inner Fortune by soulswimm-r reviews
LeviHan Dragon AU (some manga spoilers included) The ever famous knight, Levi, finds himself kidnapped by the goofiest and most eccentric dragon he has ever met. And yet somehow, around the arguments, assassination attempts, and overal; borders between the two, a bond begins to form around the two as they uncover secrets and see the world together.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Eren Y., Hange Z., Levi A., Moblit B.
Fool by thisuserisdeactivated reviews
Anna's excited that Elsa's finally talking to her. Actually, she's more excited than that, because tomorrow is the first of April and Anna thinks that Elsa needs a laugh... takes place sometime after the movie ends. K plus because of the later chapters. I'll say this: it's lighter than it may appear, starting from chapter 8, approx.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,753 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Trolls
Frozen: Queen of Snow (and Ice) by Infinite Number reviews
Elsa struggles to live with herself and fights to overcome the fears she was indoctrinated with over 13 years of her life. When the consequences of her Eternal Winter catch up to her, she faces a potential relapse into the reclusive Princess she fought so hard to keep down. Chapters 1 to 6 will be fixed. Formerly K, Canon. Cover image courtesy of Deviantart's Onibox.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
Hasta la Vista, Baby by Kawaii Dream reviews
In which Lovino finds that the truth can be overwhelmingly heartbreaking, and Antonio's past mistakes forms a void in his heart. On the other hand, Ludwig and Antonio are full of regrets and grief; but so are Lutz and Andres. They are determined to take back what was theirs - and they're not going down without a fight. 1P!Hetalia, 2P!Hetalia, and Spamano/GerIta ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,163 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] Parallel Nations
The Forgotten Brother by Patient Harmony reviews
Canada is sick at a world meeting, and the only one that notices is Norway, who can't help but think that the Canadian looks familiar. So he takes care of the sick Canadian and discovers something he thought impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Canada, Norway - Complete
Marked by Vanr reviews
"He hated the name Mark now. Not that all Marks were to blame, Prussia thought, rubbing at his hand absently. No, it was just one dog, whose name happened to be Mark. But that didn't make it any better." In which Prussia is bitten by a dog and faces the consequences of no longer being considered a nation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2015 - Austria, Prussia
Permission by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Secret Santa gift for basketofnovas on tumblr/AO3. ItaGer BDSM, orgasm denial, obviously rated M, knock yourselves out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Precious by we all can reviews
Mostly about a comment Kyokoon64 said on Youtube about Siegfried (2p Germany) being emotionally manipulated and abused by Luciano (2p Italy) and being like her baby and how more people should acknowledge him more. I wished to do this, even though I probably failed horribly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2015
Divine Interruption by Queen MiMi of Wonderland reviews
Matthew Williams was the best kind of kid out there; never missed a day of school, volunteered for community service constantly, and always offered a shoulder to cry on without expecting any kind of payment back. When he's home alone and the house is lit on fire by his brother's crazy ex-girlfriend, he dies. No one expected him to end up in Hell.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2015 - America, Canada - Complete
Not So Secret Santa by supremegreendragon reviews
The nations can't do anything right, much less Secret Santa. Pairings: Fr/Uk. Spamano. PruCan. Gerita. RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,234 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Germany, N. Italy, England/Britain, France - Complete
Target by yumi michiyo reviews
Elsa wants to win the title at this year's Archery World Cup; so does her jerk of a teammate, Hans Westergaard. Unfortunately, they have to work together to take a shot at victory. A prompt-based multichapter fic written for Helsa Week.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] Anna - Complete
Red Scarf by Sunny Day in February reviews
The Netherlands invites both Liechtenstein and her critical brother Switzerland over for Chirstmas. Belgium and Luxembourg are invited as well, though, and fully aware of their brother's lingering feelings for the young lady. But what can they do to bring them closer for Christmas? Silly and fluffy Ned/Liech-one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
Can't Say No by Yuuseki no Yume reviews
Germany, Prussia, and Austria have a drinking contest. Winner gets to do whatever he wants with the losers. AusPru ItaGer *in that order* Smut, lemon, yaoi, etc. You have been warned.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,665 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/3/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Legend of the Man on the Hill by Restrained.Freedom reviews
Story by kumar LaVoixDuSud... Legends form over time. Some are to be believed, and others rejected, but listen to the story and judge for yourself whether or not it be true... a reclusive exile, an afflicted queen, and the journey to healing...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Murtagh, Nasuada - Complete
Frozen Hearts by An Unknown Foreign Beauty reviews
Modern AU. Elsa vows to protect her sister Anna by any means after the death of their parents. So when she crushes Anna's marriage with Hans, angry Anna leaves the house, only to have an accident. She is rescued by a mysterious Kristoff, while Elsa mourns with the false news of her death. Meanwhile, Hans plans to take advantage of a mourning Elsa… (Hans-Elsa), (Kristoff-Anna)...
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 115,718 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Hans, Elsa] [Kristoff B., Anna] - Complete
Mein Sandwich by Liett reviews
How does one assemble a sandwich? Better not ask Gilbert and Roderich; you might start a war. (Based on a YouTube video by opperationpecan. Human names used. Rated T for Gil's bad mouth.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Germany, Austria, Prussia - Complete
Wings of Heart: Strong as Tide by Ringmaster118 reviews
Tsunami helped end the great war, and the dragonets are parting ways. When she heads home, she runs into Riptide, and suddenly, his snout seems a little more cute. (rated 'T' because to me teen is Middle school and High school)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,508 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Tsunami, Riptide] Anemone, Coral
Nico-Sexual by TailsDoll13 reviews
In which Will is a dork, but he is Nico's dork. Fluff. One-shot. Established Solangelo. T for minor language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/2/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] - Complete
Sanity by CFTW reviews
Suppose, just suppose, a picture could actually talk back. Oh yes, she can. I'm not mad, I'm in complete control of my Sanity. Everyone else is Mad.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,986 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Anna, Elsa
Brothers of Circuits by Koili The Artist reviews
Freddy was a normal animatronic, enjoying his life to the fullest with his brother. He knew that they had forged the best life they possibly could until something horrible changed everything, shattering the only reality and comfort he knew. -Completed!-
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,348 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy, Golden Freddy - Complete
Black Hearted Hans by morethanemployed reviews
Sequel to 'Shadow Prince' Hans' curse has been broken, and, now humbled, he has returned to Arrendelle with the idea in mind to pay his penance. But what happens when his past sins catch up with him? It's a race against the clock to save the life of an innocent child, protect the throne of the Southern Isles, and keep Elsa from discovering his true feelings for her. Helsa. Iceburns
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 33,701 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Hans' brothers - Complete
A Little Brother by DancingTribble reviews
Hungary stumbles across a cute little country that she instantly adopts against Austria's protests. To her surprise, the little boy is none other than Moldova, her biggest rival's little brother. Naturally, Romania wants his brother back, but neither Hungary nor Moldova will have it. They all move in to Austria's house and things take a turn for the weird.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Hungary, Romania] Austria, Moldova - Complete
Dying by gregterry480 reviews
First, she knew that her sister was depressed. Then, she found out her sister was sick. Finally, she learned that her sister was dying.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Anna, Elsa
A Never Ending Note by x.MyrtenasterRose.x reviews
For Elsa, music was always an escape. It took her to another world where she didn't have to worry about fitting in or fret over her illness. Music meant peace. Once she moves to a new city and stumbles across a fiery redhead, however, music will never be the same for her again. But, it could be a good thing, right? [Rock Band!AU. Elsanna.]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,446 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
Frozen: Lost in Translation by Snowstorm Thirteen reviews
What happens when you write a fic based on a rough Google Translation of dialogue from a Disney film? Hilarity ensues.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Hans, Duke of Weselton
What's the Safe Word? by CrowleyLovesUSUK reviews
France brings a popular erotic book to a World Meeting and it piques the other nation's curiosity into the world of BDSM...and who better to go to for advice than Germany? Poor Germany... (Rated T for some swearing and drinking, mentions of BDSM and some light yaoi)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, England/Britain, America - Complete
Purse-Snatcher by Nerdalieee reviews
When Matthew enters Interrogation room number 2, he does not expect to see a familiar white haired man sitting, handcuffed to the table. Though, he can't deny he's not surprised.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Canada, Prussia] - Complete
small holinesses by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Postcoital GerIta fluff. The sex isn't Germany's favorite part. T for references to sexual situations, but nothing explicit; warning for so much fluff you'll choke.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
The Darkness and the Light by inactive.account.sorrybabe reviews
"I felt this was my duty ... to draw the thick ancestral darkness out of my loins and transform it ... into light." - Nikos Kazantzakis (solangelo smut) (nico x will smut)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Will S. - Complete
Just Take My Hand by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
Feliciano Vargas and Ludwig Beilschmidt had been dating for over six months by the time Feliciano realized Ludwig had never learnt how to dance
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Solo Puedes Tenermes by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
After witnessing his boyfriend flirting with customers at work, Romano decides that he needs to figure out if Spain is cheating on him or not. Spending the rest of the night silently fuming, the next day he breaks out his handy disguise to get to the bottom of this case.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Unspoken by Bag Of Badgers reviews
ItaGer. Ludwig is very quiet in bed, but that's really not a big problem. NSFW, et cetera.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
The Sky Is Awake by simplesnowflake reviews
When the sea took their parents, Anna knocked on Elsa's door one last time... and Elsa reached out without thinking. Now those few words might just build a fragile bridge between two sisters for the first time in forever. Because Anna isn't very good at giving up. Re-imagining the three years in between- a series of oneshots of what could have been.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
limits by Bag Of Badgers reviews
ItaGer. Ludwig discovers he can go farther than he thought he could. NSFW, vaguely d/s overtones, you know the drill. (Edit: thanks for telling me the formatting messed up! It's fixed now.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/9/2014 - [Germany, N. Italy] - Complete
Another Time, Another Life by PiOfEternity reviews
Elsa has moved once again to another city. She has no idea what it's like to have a friend and doesn't really care until she meets a certain redhead at school and again at the pool. She's too shy to talk face to face at school, but with a little anonymity boosting her courage the pool might be a different story.. [Modern AU] [Elsanna]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,703 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Tinystar's Beginning: Into the Wild by Twilidramon reviews
What if Scourge went into the forest instead of Rusty? What if they weren't the only ones who had changed places? Follow Shoe as he leaves the comfort of his kittypet life to become Tinypaw, apprentice of ThunderClan, and uncovers a secret that could change ThunderClan forever. Can this tiny cat become the greatest warrior of them all? Rated T for safety. **COMPLETE**
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,217 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 6/25/2014 - Firestar, Bluestar, Tigerstar, Scourge - Complete
The Nostalgia Gambit by birthdayfriend reviews
Mike's patience and sanity are wearing thin, and in his desperation, he risks his life in a ploy to permanently stop the rampage of the animatronics. Rated T for language.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/30/2014
2P Italy X Fem Germany - Submissive Not (Snake) by leandracat reviews
Monika would rather die.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Transcendence by jellydonut16 reviews
AU Lovino learns how to say goodbye. There was only so much he could say to Antonio in so little time, but he had to seize the moment or stand the chance of losing it forever. Non is sum, qui mortis periculo terrear: I am not the man to flinch when the bullets fly. Death has no terrors for me. Spamano. WARNING: Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Break in the Sun by A Drop of Starlight reviews
Lovino Vargas is a bitter thirteen-year-old with only four months to live. But along comes a cheerful Spanish boy named Antonio, bringing with him the one thing Lovino doesn't yet have - love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,106 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,267 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 988 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Frozen Mai by Ramblesx reviews
After watching the animated movie Frozen, Mai becomes obsessed with it. To make matters worse, she won't stop dropping in references. And reenacting. Most importantly, now Naru has to deal with an assistant who won't stop singing...terribly off-key. What's a narcissist to do? One-shot.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/9/2014 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T. - Complete
Precettore by aphamericuh reviews
Lovino Vargas is a, what most would call, "problem student". But from harassment and bullying at school, to abuse at home, what can you expect? But when his principal has the last straw, he's forced to tutor the most idiotic Spanish man he's ever met. - M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano]
Winter's End by Calenheniel reviews
[ON HIATUS] A year after she lifted the curse of winter, Elsa—feeling that some matters are still unresolved—visits the Southern Isles. Notorious for its powerful Queen and its brood of princes, she knows she's running headlong into trouble. But when she allows Hans to return from exile to prove her mettle, she soon realizes that she may have bitten off more than she can chew...
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,218 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Monster by princess34marth reviews
In which Hans is an asshole, and Elsa is a bit frigid. For the iceburns week on tumblr.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Hans, Elsa]
Wings of Heart: Hot as Fire by Ringmaster118 reviews
Clay was planning to visit Peril and complete his promise to see her again, then see his brothers and sisters, but Skywing guards have other plans. Join Clay and Peril as they try to keep their love burning hot - and stop anyone who wants to put it out.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,419 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Peril, Clay] Scarlet
Wings of Heart: Wild as the Jungle by Ringmaster118 reviews
Glory had always turned down Deathbringer. But with the threat of a Civil war, Deathbringer might be the only one that can save her and her tribe. Glory x Deathbringer. Kinkajou x OC (friendship)
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Glory, Deathbringer] [Kinkajou, OC]
Gerda and the Snow Queen by WinterSky reviews
Queen Elsa was a kind and generous ruler, loved by all, but it's been five years since she mysteriously vanished. Meanwhile, Gerda will do anything to save her best friend Kai from the evil Snow Queen. But can she save Arendelle from an eternal winter? (A Frozen/Snow Queen crossover. Complete!)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 65,055 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Elsa, Queen Iduna, Kai, Gerda - Complete
Runaway Home by Yellow-Eco-Sage reviews
After the death of their parents, Lukas is forced to take care of his little brother, Emil. But when their house is brought to flames, the two are forced to leave and survive out on the streets. And along the way, they soon meet a Danish runaway. DenNor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,082 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark
The Ice Princess by JustAnotherGirlInTheWorld reviews
We all know her now, but who was Elsa BEFORE she became the infamous Snow Queen? She was the Ice Princess, of course! In this fic, follow Elsa through her troubled childhood, learn the horrifying truth about her parents, and see all the love, guilt, pain, and heartbreak that the cold can bring in the small kingdom of Arendelle. Includes torture and death (of OC characters).
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,450 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr - Complete
Wake Me Up Later by hakaeijis reviews
"With great power comes... great need to take a nap..." 30 reasons why Nico di Angelo has to stay alive, enjoy the small joys of life, and just breathing air. Nico!Centric one-shots and drabbles/Post HoO
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Nico A. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by Neverland8 reviews
The Frozen characters decide to give the fandom what they think about everything... mostly ships. Rated T to be safe. NOTE: I EDITED THE CHAPTER WHERE IT JUST APPEARED IN CODE... I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THAT HAPPENED.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 3,572 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Hans
Mirror's Edge by ibbitmonster reviews
Queen Elsa has only just begun rebuilding her kingdom when she receives a letter from the King of the Southern Isles, pleading her help on behalf of his youngest brother and traitor to Arendelle. She embarks on a journey to find closure, only to instead discover the face of a troubled man hiding behind the mask of the monster that tried to kill her. (Frozen Sequel/Continuation)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,602 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Normalcy by fandomliciousdefinition reviews
On his quest with Reyna and Coach Hedge, Nico is always tired from shadow travelling and barely functional. When they arrive and instantly have to flee, he doesn't have enough strength to travel but tries anyway-it's the only way to escape. He ends up separated from the group and meets a mortal boy named Casey, who has an effect on Nico that the son of Hades never expected.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,143 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Nico A., Reyna R., OC - Complete
2P Italy X Fem Germany - Night terror by leandracat reviews
She didn't know it could be that painful.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
2P Italy X Fem Germany - Bathroom rage by leandracat reviews
Luciano trying to figure out what made Monika so upset.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/22/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Secret of the Rain: Colors of an Opal by Ringmaster118 reviews
When dragonets Bloom and Bonzai fly through the rainforest one day to spot an odd dragon, they are put into a world of deception and betrayal to help a dragon, whom they aren't even sure they can trust! Glory Cameo.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Glory, OC
Shadow Prince Hans by morethanemployed reviews
Hans learns a lesson in humility. He's cursed to be a dog until he can get a noble, fair maiden to save him. Will he put aside his bruised ego, or will he settle for vengeance. Maybe a beautiful, young queen can show him where he truly belongs. Based on the story "The Comb and the Collar." Warning! Iceburn, Helsa. deleted scenes included.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,987 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
2P Italy X Fem Germany - Grope and squeeze by leandracat reviews
It must be Luciano's hobby to appear in Monika's house at random times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
Pride of Italy by iSoftRain reviews
Alternate Romano talks to his counterpart about pride. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Parallel Nations - Complete
Elsa on Ice by Steve1357 reviews
One shot about Elsa on drugs, all Anna's fault. Complete crack. T for violence and drugs.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf - Complete
Light Through The Clouds by silverliningineachcloud reviews
A story of two girls,both suffering in their own worlds, who find that even when life is full of crap, having a sister (even if she's technically a foster sister) can sometimes make life better. But sometimes, they're not sure if it's enough to survive the tough world they have to deal with everyday. Anna & Elsa (sisterly love, no slash!) Starts w/ them as children.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,030 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Elsa, Anna
The Dragon Queen by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
- AU. - She struggled to contain the beast that lived within her, but one day, it just came out and it changed their lives forever. - Crossover guest(s) included. Now a Jelsa fic.
Crossover - Frozen & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,870 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Better Things to Do by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Prompt was GerIta with Germany using his strength during sex. Obviously NSFW, contains wallsex, have fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Snowman and a Burning Sky by RazorSharpCastles reviews
What if Elsa and Anna had been born during a time of war? Friends become pawns, magic becomes a weapon, and true love becomes a political asset, while at the heart of it all, a white-haired girl sits on a throne of ice and waits... 'Dark fairytale' AU. Rated for disturbing themes, some violence, and a major character death. Contains Hanna and a bit of Helsa.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,389 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Anna, Hans, Elsa] Olaf
Trauma - Book 5 (Hospitalia Hetalia Medical Fiction) by Hospitalia-Medicine-Hetalia reviews
(Patient: Switzerland) Switzerland is a bit shaken up about something, so he goes onto the shooting range hill to calm down. But is it a good idea to be on a sandy hill in the wind, with no eye protection?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein
2P Italy X Fem Germany - Are you mad? by leandracat reviews
They've got an interesting kind of relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
Don't Wake Me Up by soymilkandcombatboots reviews
Elsa's life used to be completely ordinary. That is, until a fated visit to the hospital. Maybe it was a curse, when her life took a turn for the terrifying, or maybe a blessing. A blessing because of the sleeping girl with auburn hair that would change her life forever. At least... the remainder of her life. (AU, rating has changed for language and adult themes)
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,682 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
The Thief That Never Stole by BlueAsh666 reviews
Winter is coming, and so are the wolves. An odd, mysterious girl born from the wilds struggles to try and join her own kind. After a not-so-great first meeting with Elsa, she stops an attempted assassination and ends up being dragged in the Ice Queen's life by an entranced and excited Anna. Elsa would be fine with it... if only the girl would ever take off her damned hood.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,495 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 12/10/2013 - Elsa, OC - Complete
Choices Too late by tamarindblue reviews
"It is all in the tip of your fingers". He has lost his chances, now day by day, they both bleed.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
This is Ice by Disneyspine reviews
Every day I would watch that one girl, hoping she'd notice me. Or...rather that she'd notice me in the way I "noticed" her. She certainly knew who I was, there was no denying that. After all: I was the only ginger, lesbian, goody-two-shoes that had had a crush on her since middle school. Highschool AU, punk!Elsa, femslash (Elsanna), drabble-esque chapters.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 81 - Words: 16,875 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Strange Things Happen At Night by ElizabethScaffie reviews
1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain - Complete
Date Material by redonthefly reviews
Anna has an accident. (Kristoff isn't surprised exactly, but her timing could improve.) Set in the same AU-verse as Courage to the Sticking Place.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Anna, Kristoff B. - Complete
Suffice by Batty Musings reviews
AU Fireverse. It starts with the Dragon Prince in the dungeons, wounded and terrible, and the Snow Queen besieged by nightmares, lost and wanting. And see, it's easy to love a monster when you're one yourself.[ Hans/Elsa]
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,314 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Elsa, Hans
Let Her Go by R.A. Draylin reviews
"Forgive me." Hans pleaded. Elsa's blue eyes met his green ones. "Don't you see? I can't."
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - [Hans, Elsa] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
Pseudomorphic by xsasuhinax reviews
Elsa's mind-frame as she experiences her life from being close to her family to isolating herself for years. Starting from her childhood, her teenage youth, to the death of Anna, and her life after. Read as she struggles to keep her mentality in tack and avoid outside influences, including herself. -warning: depression, psychological, grim-
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,688 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Elsa
Fire by Disneyspine reviews
After the events in Arendelle, Hans is back in the Southern Isles in his special prison, as a dangerous monster brews within. Fire-verse!Hans
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Hans - Complete
E L S A by cgtrial reviews
(Modern AU) After waking up with no memory of who she is or how she came to be here, Elsa sets off on a journey to discover who she really is. Rated T for violence. Disclaimer: I do not own Frozen or its characters, Disney does.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,451 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Finally Free by StoriUrahara reviews
"The confusion in Anna's sea-green eyes was apparent, but despite the hurt hidden inside the emerald orbs, there was no fear. Fear, however, was written across every other face in the Great Hall, upon every Lord and Lady's expression as they collectively took a few steps back..." One-shot.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Elsa - Complete
Spiral Staircases by RPNScott reviews
Elsa is remodeling her ice palace. Short one shot dialogue.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
The moon for a friend by PortgasFrozen reviews
Elsa meets an unexpected new friend.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Elsa - Complete
Deeper Into the Darkness by SpanishPerson reviews
High School AU: Elsa is a secret cutter trying to cope with her parent's murder. Anna and Pabbie don't know about this. Kristoff is a loner and new to the school, he doesn't trust easily after being abandoned & his German Shepard, Sven, is his only friend. When these two collide in the hallway will friends be made? Will secrets be shared?
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] Anna
The Swirling Storm Inside by RuBecSo reviews
Before her parent's funeral, Elsa tries to force herself to go, but the storm overwhelms her. When I first watched Frozen Elsa's powers struck me as a metaphor for anxiety, so this is my attempt at writing an anxiety attack.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Don't Lick The Ice by Blisterdude reviews
Little bit of harmless one-shot fluffery based on a suggestion/request from another user, based in turn on yonder cover image. Implied Elsanna if you read it that way.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Memories of Mistletoe by ChocolateTurnip reviews
At Germany's Christmas party, the discovery of an unusual allergy triggers a memory originating from long ago. One-shot, GerIta, HRE x Chibitalia, slight AusHun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
When you give a man a fish by Terra Saltt reviews
Homopiscis is an allusive recently discovered creature of the deep, and Tino is stuck with a crazy team of marine biologists trying to study it. He's also pretty fascinated by the magical new species, but not when he's being used as live bait in a shark cage to lure it out! (Human AU, Merman!Sweden. SuFin. Threeshot.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Hero by MissGingerIce reviews
After the events of Frozen, it's understandable that Elsa and Anna are left with a few emotional scars. Not to mention those unresolved issues that have been gathering dust for thirteen years. Anna's been having nightmares, and they leave her with questions she is eager to know the answers to. But the true question is...does Elsa want to answer them?
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Come Morning Light (Safe & Sound) by Red Bess Rackham reviews
It takes a long time for Elsa to realize she's safe. Oneshot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
The Royal Reunion by robert3A-SN reviews
Post movie: The King and Queen of Arendelle were presumed dead for 3 years - yet return to Arendelle 6 months after the Great Thaw. But the wounds and scars of the past - on Elsa and Anna - the lingering fears of the present, and other unforeseen consequences make it a very complicated reunion. Final chapter now up.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 140,000 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna - Complete
The North Wind by Calenheniel reviews
[Alternate Ending; Hans x Elsa.] "If they knew you were still alive, they would never stop hunting you," he told her bluntly. "As long as you're here, you're safe from them." Elsa's stare turned hard and bitter at these words; and yet his dark, hollow timbre was as clear as daylight. "You're not fit to be a queen, Elsa. Consider this cell a form of ... penitence for your crimes."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,360 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
eyeballing by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta, Italy freaks out after Germany's eyes roll back during sex. Extremely short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Advisors by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Long-term established relationship SuFin trying to help out newly-together GerIta with figuring out how to do this whole relationship thing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
having, holding by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta human AU with trans man Italy; warning for dysphoria. Short little thing about Ludwig calming Feliciano down, I might write more in this AU if I feel like it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
warmth by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta. Germany just thinking about Italy, but you know it's going to be sappy as fuck. T for sexual references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
flower language by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta human AU. Ludwig isn't quite sure if what he's doing counts as "wooing" per se, but he'll keep leaving flowers regardless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Recorder by Bag Of Badgers reviews
ItaGer. Italy wants to film Germany while they have sex, and quite obviously not safe for work things ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
am Rhein by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Historical Germanbros fic. Prussia takes the Confederation of the Rhine under his wing, and the kid should probably get an actual name.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
At Least It Wasn't Google Translate by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta. I once read a story (I think by George DeValier) where there's a throwaway joke about Italy trying to learn how to say "fuck me harder you magnificent filthy German sex pig" in German. This tells you everything you need to know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Pearls by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta AU with naiad!Italy and human!Germany. Contains smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
music theory takes a different turn by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta in which sex is attempted to classical music. Multiple times. It really doesn't work out well, especially with the William Tell Overture. Also silly and short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The Talk by heyhollyn reviews
When Al and Matt bring home a certain permission slip, Oliver raises a certain topic pertaining to it. It's a talk none of them really want to have. And it may take some intervening on Francois's part to put it bluntly due to Oliver's inability to discuss said topic. [exactly what you think it is. rated for implied mature ideas. 2P!FACE. 2Ptalia. one-shot]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/28/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Parallel Nations - Complete
I'm a Monster by Hisoka yume reviews
"I try to hide it, I try not to feel it, but whatever I do, it seems that I cannot control it; especially when it came to taking that boy's life. My power...really is a curse..."
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Jack Frost, Elsa] Anna - Complete
Don't Breathe Too Deep by Fayre Vala reviews
Anna and Elsa have been moving forward in the week since Elsa thawed the fjord. But some hurts will emerge whether you're ready for them to or not. Trigger warnings: Attempted suicide.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
Just Once More? by DatAssRomano reviews
2p!Romacest (RomanoX2p!Romano, FlavioXLovino) They did try not to have sex...but it didn't last very long. They just couldn't resist each other. That's how they were. (Smut)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Parallel Nations - Complete
Some People Are Worth Waiting For by lost-in-arendelle reviews
As Anna spends a difficult day in labor, a banished Kristoff and Elsa find themselves confronting their hopes, fears, and insecurities together as they wait for the baby to arrive (or for Anna to allow them back in the room, whichever comes first.) A story about the depth of friendship between Elsa and Kristoff, with plenty of moments for Kristanna romance, too!
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Gerda - Complete
Dancing Auroras by Lake Effect reviews
Every night, she prayed for the sky to light up, to colour the darkness of his cell. / A Helsa one-shot.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Elsa, Hans - Complete
The Queen's Night Off by NicPie reviews
Anna just wants to spend some time with Elsa, but she's always so busy. When she talks her into taking a night off and some sisterly bonding - throw in a bottle of wine - and what results may not be exactly what Anna had in mind. ;) (drunk!Elsa) (Just something I had a little fun with, definitely not meant to be a serious character development piece.) T for alcohol consumption.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Ice is My Life by lost-in-arendelle reviews
Teenage ice harvester Kristoff knows a secret. He's the only person besides the king and queen who is aware of Princess Elsa's ice powers and the injury she caused her sister, and it's getting harder and harder to hold his tongue when his friends spin tall tales about the mysterious princesses.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Take Him Back! by MapleTreeway reviews
America wants Canada to take a certain celebrity back. Canada, however, doesn't want to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/30/2014 - America, Canada - Complete
Ice Puns by Nibbltyfibblty reviews
"Oh, Anna. How 'ICE of you to join me."
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Masquerade by thoughtscrystallizing reviews
"Not that any mask could cover that nose up or those eyes."
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Hans, Elsa] - Complete
No, I'm Danish by 1800hotlinebling reviews
Iceland attempts to hit on Denmark. Denmark is oblivious. Norway is fuming. Finland is uncomftorable and Sweden can't breathe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Denmark, Iceland] - Complete
Frozen: The Snow Queen by Vellaen reviews
Living for so long in fear of her powers, Elsa never quite realized that the most difficult part of being the Snow Queen might not always be the "snow" part. A story of magic and mystery... of desire and responsibility... of love and family.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,198 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Night and Sky by Quarx-Rylzma reviews
This is just a short poem by me for an English assignment that I had. Enjoy! Don't forget to give your constructive criticism!
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Complete
written in these walls are the stories that I can't explain by bisexualklausmikaelson reviews
A crystal queen, a demonic dragon, and light years away from a fairytale ending.―-HansElsa (throughout the years)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
The Lesser Definition Of Chaos by DarkHorseBlueSky reviews
When Percy and Annabeth escaped Nyx, the goddess decided to get revenge — on the crew of the Argo II. Hence ensuing the lesser definition of Chaos, in which Jason is a Russian Superman, Leo has language issues, Nico goes blind, Hazel is REALLY confused, Hedge wants to hit something, Frank gets nearly thrown across the ship, and Piper's ready to kill them all. (All dialogue oneshot)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,792 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Leo V., Nico A., Piper M., Hazel L. - Complete
Conceal, Don't Feel by Ramblesx reviews
"Winter was her. The cold was her. She didn't like herself, but Elsa somehow managed to embrace the frost. Frankly, she liked the cold. She enjoyed the refreshing, cleansed air that winter blew and the snow that sprinkled along the ground. " A short drabble on Elsa's thoughts and feelings a few years after going into hiding/the last time Anna attempted to fix their relationship.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
That Special Room by wolfchic011 reviews
There was light coming in from the window…a familiar window. I leapt to my feet and ran towards the window. Halfway there, the chains pulled me to a halt. It was then I realized: I know this room. Elsa. One-shot.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Elsa, Hans - Complete
Ich Diene by Bag Of Badgers reviews
From the kinkmeme; prompt was D/S ItaGer with Feliciano being a cheerful, happy dom. Contains consensual D/S, collaring, and toy use. Title means "I serve".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Of Tulips and Lilies by Sunny Day in February reviews
Liechtenstein receives a cute, yet very blunt message from the Netherlands. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,620 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Liechtenstein, Netherlands - Complete
scarlet, scarlet by Summerslightning reviews
The fever keeps Anna in bed for days.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Last Question by TheElementHero-deactivated reviews
Kristoff just needs to get out of Psychology class... But first he has to past a test. A very awkward test. Oh look, Anna's there too! Kristanna, Iceburns, Hiccstrid, Flynnpunzel, Gerdai. A kinda crossover. AU.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Kristoff B., Anna] [Elsa, Hans] - Complete
(I Can't) Let It Go by Cheion reviews
"The cold never bothered me anyway." Or at least, that's what Elsa tries to tell herself - but letting go isn't as easy as it seems.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Elsa - Complete
color theory (in a way) by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Feliciano paints Ludwig the way he sounds. GerIta with synesthetic!Feli.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Very Important Step by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt attempts to take a Very Important Step In His Relationship with Feliciano. Key word: attempts. K like whoa.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
schutzengel by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Germany has a lot of nicknames for Italy, and the majority of them are very, very sappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Memories and Regret by PierceTheVeils reviews
Micah holds a funeral for his lost sister, the only thing he can do for her now. One-Shot, set after The Crimson Crown.
Seven Realms series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Fiona, Micah - Complete
Love Will Thaw by Anysia reviews
Anna's baby is beautiful, and so very, very small, and Elsa is terrified of him. [Implied Kristanna, Elsa/Anna family feels, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 101 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Let it Go by Al Skyler reviews
Elsa always kept it in. Her loneliness, her fear, her guilt, and sorrow.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Elsa - Complete
Thin Ice by Qille reviews
A young Kristoff learns the hard way why harvesting ice is so dangerous. Takes place before the movie.
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Kristoff B., Sven - Complete
Fencing Match by England's Porn Box reviews
In which Feliciano is a champion fencer, and tries to teach Ludwig the basics. GerIta fluff, human AU. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Goodnight Noises Everywhere by CreamPuffBunny reviews
The streets are hard for the destitute and the poor in a rapidly growing city. After leaving the workhouse, Gilbert finds himself surviving on the streets, homeless and ill. Ivan is an escaped convict from the mental ward of the city's worst prison. They meet each other one stormy night while hiding inside an old burnt church. Needing companionship, they stick together to survive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,608 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Russia, Prussia] - Complete
Alone by twistedwonderland101 reviews
Nico knew he'd end up alone from the get-go. He just wishes that annoying little voice in his head would just shut up and stop reminding him about it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Nico A., Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
morning through thin sheets and sweet hands by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Completely and utterly self-indulgent GerIta morning sex. Also: sap. You know the drill.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Pointers by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Germany is worried that Italy thinks he's boring in bed, since he's never tried anything kinky. Guess where this is going. (If you guessed kinky sex, you're wrong about half of it.) Do not leave this around children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Not Quite What They Think It Is by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Francis, Antonio, and Gilbert think Feliciano and Ludwig's sex life a) is more interesting and b) involves a lot less jumping on beds than it actually does. Feliciano and Ludwig know this, and use it to bother them. Very short and kind of dumb; T for general mild inappropriateness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
four times they tried and the one time it worked by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Five little dialogue fics about Germany and Italy trying to make dirty Skype calls. Spoiler: it doesn't go as well as they'd hoped. M for sexual content (could be considered heavy T but M to make sure.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/28/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Sort of Fearful Magic by Dreams Bleed Ink reviews
Why does Sean feel Puck's pulse after they ride Corr? A ficlet that takes place at the end of chapter 47, told from Sean's POV.
Scorpio Races - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Puck C., Sean K.] - Complete
Pencil by Bag Of Badgers reviews
GerIta. Feliciano draws a sleeping Ludwig. It was supposed to be fluff, but I think it came out a little melancholy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Tired by Bag Of Badgers reviews
When Ludwig kisses back, it is lazy and tired, and Feliciano knows why. GerIta (ItaGer?) frot, keep out of sight of chilluns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/23/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
worldwide by Bag Of Badgers reviews
A short piece about the personification of the Internet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2013 - OC - Complete
The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by Quinn Anderson reviews
A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 476 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Rovinare by m4rs reviews
The reason Antonio calls him 'Lovi'. / spamano, fluff, minor angst, and a personal headcanon of mine
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Familiarity by Bag Of Badgers reviews
It's been too long since they've last done this. ItaGer, light bondage, not for kids.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Logical Explanations by Bag Of Badgers reviews
There is definitely a logical, reasonable explanation for how this happened. Definitely. Maybe. ...Probably not. Awkward, virginal GerIta involving curlplay, do not show this to any children you may be watching or have stolen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Best Friends and Boyfriends by Takara Phoenix reviews
Percy loves Nico. Nico loves Percy. But instead of talking about it with each other, both go and seek the help of their best friends. Bro-time. Mostly friendship, but well, with that note of Nico/Percy slash Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/29/2013 - [Percy J., Nico A.] Clarisse R., Reyna R. - Complete
Wings of Fire: Libertatem by Quarx-Rylzma reviews
Spectro is sick and tired of living with Queen Dazzling and decides to run away. Constructive critism accepted. Cover by the original author; used with permission.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Webs, Dazzling, OC - Complete
iDeath by nevvt reviews
(as mentioned in SoN) The god Thanatos has an iPad he uses to keep track of escaped souls- and as it turns out, there is an app to take lives. Things go horribly wrong when said iPad falls into the mortal world, into the hands of a demigod who's angry at life. Based on Death Note's main point.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,733 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Thanatos, Octavian, Percy J., Reyna R.
The Last Person You'd Expect This From by Bag Of Badgers reviews
When "using remote-controlled vibrators on your significant other at UN meetings" is brought up, you really don't expect it'd be about Germany. Maybe Italy. Definitely not Germany. Except it is. GerIta, do not give to small children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
hello, i must be going by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Prussia knows what happened to all the other nations whose time came (well, not Heinrich, but wasn't he always the exception). The thing is, he's just stubborn. K. Not actually all that angsty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Prussia - Complete
maybe it is because by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Italy can't say "It's okay," and he can't say "None of that was your fault." What he can do is stay, although he doesn't know why. Semi-GerIta, T for mentions of WWII awfulness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
long tall grass by Bag Of Badgers reviews
There is a time for quick and hard and rough, but it isn't now. GerIta, not safe for kiddos, sappy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Desks by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Germany isn't very experienced, but who said that was a bad thing? GerIta (ItaGer?), not for the kiddies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
an exercise in trust by Bag Of Badgers reviews
What really astonishes Germany is how calm Italy is about this. GerIta in which Italy is the one tied up, but like hell is Germany going to be rough with him. Not for the chilluns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Shameful by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Prompt was "a dark!fic turning out to be the attacker's nightmare". Germany dreams of what he didn't do during the Italian armistice. M, trigger warning for sexual assault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Humidity by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Italy wakes Germany up in the wee hours of the morning, and things not safe for the children ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Numbers by Bag Of Badgers reviews
It's Germany's first meeting after the Second World War, and he's thinking about the numbers. Don't make eye contact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Germany - Complete
a cure for nervousness by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Italy has noticed that Germany looks kind of nervous sometimes when they're, ahem, intimate, and he knows how to fix this. ItaGer, not safe for your children.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Diese kleine Stille by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Germany, Italy, a radiator, a blanket fort, and hot chocolate, with bonus Prussia at the end. Fluff and K. So K. So very K.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] Prussia - Complete
Ein Gleichnis, Una Similitudine by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Italy discovers that Germany has literally never been on a date in his whole life. His solution? Set Germany up with all the pretty ladies! (We all know who Germany really wants to go out with, though. Come on.) Attempted Germany/fem!America, Belgium, Seychelles, fem!Spain, Taiwan, and Ukraine, Germany crushing on Italy throughout, end GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, America, Belgium - Complete
quello che ho detto by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Germany means to go to a hotel. He really does. So why is he just sitting there outside, in the rain? GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Knowing by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon. Prompt: "Italy really liking to straddle Germany and make out with him". Short and sappy, so K it hurts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
A Little Scared, A Lot Enthusiastic by Bag Of Badgers reviews
Deanon from the kink meme. Italy and Germany are awkward virgins, although Germany is definitely more so, and over the course of this story the 'virgin' part changes. Italy tops. Not for the kiddies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The 18th Of Every Month by MapleTreeway reviews
"Got a secret, can you keep it?" He thought he could, he really did. Especially if it was one of his friend's. But this secret could cost him his life if he wasn't careful...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
It's Not What You Think! by xx-animeXalchemist-xx reviews
America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 169,261 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - America, England/Britain
Vs by terradog13 reviews
2p!talia. Canada makes Italy mad, and they fight, with a very unexpected ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/26/2013 - N. Italy, Canada, Parallel Nations - Complete
The One Where Veneziano Goes Shopping by OfficialBJ reviews
I have this headcanon where 2P!Italy always ends up ordering stuff online wrong, so he get like 53 pencils when he only wanted two for example so I wrote this. Enjoy! (Male!Hungary used instead of Hungary)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Hungary, Parallel Nations
To be Strong by Masaki-Hanabusa reviews
Ludwig's harsh words cut Feliciano deep, so much he almost feels like giving up. However, in his despair appears a figure, one that looks ever so much like him, offering to give him what he desires. Felicest. 2p!ItalyxItaly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/12/2013 - N. Italy - Complete
Intimacy by revolutionrose reviews
Hanji realises the road to physical intimacy is not as simple as she had hoped.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 65 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hange Z., Levi A. - Complete
The Words that Changed it All by Drizzle117 reviews
Many things have happened to Peril. But the conversation leading up to the words that changed her life is possibly the most important yet. A one-shot.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Scarlet, Peril - Complete
Marching to War by 13 Pairs of Wings
Drabble from the perspective of Prussian soldiers as they are lead into battle by their king and a mysterious white haired warrior.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Prussia - Complete
Is It Wrong? by screw-reason-give-me-anime reviews
Feliciano writes a poem. He isn't sure what to think about his lover. Implied Felicest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2013 - N. Italy, Parallel Nations - Complete
Prometheus Rising by White Mizerable reviews
Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Closet by Germanystuck reviews
A quick NSFW drabble about Germany dealing with some frustrations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Remembered for it's Poserity, Indeed by Germanystuck reviews
Based off of the Forth of July Drama CD where Germany and Italy gift America with a German-Italian car. Italy giggles. Germany sounds uncomfortable. America is pretty sure he knows what's up. Some of the dialogue is taken from the track itself. Literally. (Rated M for lewd car activities.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Why You Should Never Do Anything Ever by Germanystuck reviews
Your name is Ludwig and you really aren't sure why the hell you had allowed yourself to be dragged into this infernal nightclub, or why you had accepted a few drinks after vowing to stay sober and perturbed. Or, more importantly, why you were consenting to having a now-drunk Feliciano grinding against you to the beat of some Euro-trash pop music...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Daily Schedule of 2P Italy by StupidPoopTurtle reviews
Have you ever wondered what 2P!Italy's life was like? He's not as evil as you think he is... Rated T for some bad words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Parallel Nations - Complete
Familiar Faces by Frauggie reviews
When Ludwig accidentally walks into the wrong yard on his way home to find someone that looks familiar, but is he really? 2P!NItaly x Germany T ( a little violence)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Parallel Nations - Complete
Up All Oreo by Saphirabrightscale reviews
The Oreo guards are keeping the president up at night and she comes to a sour assistant for help.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Sour Bill, Vanellope von Schweetz, Surge Protector - Complete
I am HOPE by 13 Pairs of Wings reviews
Everyone knows the story of Pandora's Box. However, the story has become a bit twisted over the centuries. Anger, Sadness, and Grief aren't just emotions, but people. And just like the others Hope is a person too, and he's been left behind. Forgotten by many, but remembered by some, he tries to help the hopeless. One day he's found someone, and he might just stay a while. GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,665 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The World's Against Us by Rain-Tech reviews
Gilbert's confused about this whole "heat" thing, and still hasn't figured out why his Omega friend Matthew is gone every year. PruCan, rated for smut later. Hints of UkUs, Spamano, and GerIta OMEGAVERSE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 4,718 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Prussia, Canada
Quarrelsome Master and Pets' Stratagem by IDespiseTragedy reviews
A GerIta romance with light touches of humor narrated from the point of view of Germany's dog, in which the highly intelligent pets rig a post-quarrel make-up for their master and his lover by means of online surfing, Adobe Photoshop, and international phone call.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Amethyst Eyes by Terra Saltt reviews
Tino's oddly colored eyes have landed him in many tight spots his entire life, but none quite like this. When a terrifying dragon adds Tino to his horde of gems and jewels, he finds himself wondering who else is after him…and why? And are Tino's eyes the only thing this dragon wants? SuFin AU. Dragon!Berwald x Tino. Not bestiality, darn it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
My Love, My Darling, Let's Play by Suboi Ari reviews
It was how they fit so well into each other that made them perfect. A functional dysfunction. Honestly? They wouldn't have it any other way. Rated M for mature themes and future sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,718 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Japan - Complete
Disgustingly Sweet by Sunny Day in February reviews
We all have this urge sometimes. An early Christmas gift for Ukulala. Spain/Romano. Rated M, just for sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Dragon Games by Sparkvine reviews
A DragonVale parody of the Olympic Games. Crimson, a Panlong dragon, works to compete in the Dragon Games to earn massive wealth and riches. However, it isn't as easy as it may seem... NOTE: Dragons have genders for the sake of pronouns, because I would go insane without them.
DragonVale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012
2p GerIta by Herr Arisa reviews
0/w/0 Title is self-explanatory. This contains explicit material, yaoi, and guess what? LEMON. Don't like, don't read. You've been warned. Feliciano is craving again, and he happens to run into his friend Ludwig. Blood will be the main course tonight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Sacramentum Gladiatorium by Terra Saltt reviews
Ludwig will fight these meaningless battles he is forced to endure, all for the sake of the one he cherishes most. But will this be the last chance he has to see those amber eyes if this next fight is his last? Gladiator!Ludwig x Slave!Feliciano. Oneshot. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Hurricane Sandy by Roxi2Star reviews
Alfred gets a fiery dose of Hurricane Sandy. Rerally short, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - America - Complete
Nightmare Not Over by Suboi Ari reviews
Prequel to My Love, My Darling, Let's Play and is read along side Two Apart. The relationship between Kuro and Kiku before they came together in a good relationship. Short scenes of all the events untill after World War Two, told by Kiku. Japancest!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Japan - Complete
Why, Romano? by Spamano4ever reviews
Romano's pain is finally to much, and he has convinced himself the world would be a better place without him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Culture Shock by hetaliareference reviews
Germany comes to visit Spain's home with both Italies for the weekend but clashing cultures and family strife make for a very stressful vacation. Pairings: Germany/Italy and Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,494 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy
Wrong and Right by Mokonara Namikawa reviews
(THIS IS REALLY OLD SO I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY MISTAKES/GRAMMAR ISSUES) 2P!Italy is severely wounded and alone on the streets in the middle of the rain, until his cheerful, bubbly counterpart saves him from the streets. Italy x 2P!Italy. Felicest. Might make another chapter which will probably be smut depending on what people want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/12/2012 - N. Italy
Doing Chores Can Be A Good Thing by MasochisticKitten reviews
On a rainy day, Gilbert visits Matthew while he's doing housework. Everything is perfectly normal. Gilbert harasses Matthew, Matthew blushes, the world still goes 'round. It isn't until Matthew takes a break from working that things turn around. Human names used; for the most part, fluff, I guess. Horrible summary is horrible. The story itself is actually pretty good, if you ask me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Make It Convincing by Jacquzy reviews
Germany and Italy pretend to be engaged. As usual, everything is Romano's fault.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,615 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Mad by Almost Forgotten Instigator reviews
He isn't mad, they think he is, but he knows. Arthur is mad, not him. Not him. A 2p England fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2012 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
Only if For A Night by crystal-chan reviews
Italy has been having trouble lately. Maybe that's why he's been having the dreams. Feliciano's got problems forgetting and Romano's had enough. -sibling bonding. Implied ChibitaliaHRE. Oneshot probably
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2012 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Spain's Prisoner 1 by ShyScience reviews
Sixteen year old Romano Lovino Vargas find's he is kidnapped by pirate Spain Antonio Fernandez Carriedo and is taken aboard his ship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 38,788 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
True Torture by too.cool.to.have.a.penname reviews
Dean Winchester teaches the demons of Hell the true meaning of torture. Warnings: Torture, mention of self-harm, mention of insanity, improper use of music and singing.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Dean W., Alastair - Complete
Aftermath by joyouswolves reviews
It's been a while since Italy saw Germany..or, rather, the monster Hitler made of him. He misses his friend, but after all that happens can they mend the gaps in their relationship?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3927 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
America and his United States by JerichosPhantom reviews
50 states. 50 World Meetings. 50 Awkward Situations. USUK, Spamano, PruCan will also be involved.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,570 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - America
Damn Italian Curls SpaMano Version by joyouswolves reviews
Well...what can I say...Spain...Romano...that lovely little curl of his...what do you think that's going to lead to? Oh..I can say that I do not own Hetalia..sadly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 99 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Disappearance of Gilbird Beilschmidt by Jenny Max reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Prussia without his Gilbird.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Prussia
Sleep Well, Mein Liebe by joyouswolves reviews
Bombs are falling, and Italy and Germany are holed up in a bunker. Italy is having a border-line mental breakdown-smut insues Yaoi warning, don't like, don't read! Summary and title suck, I know. Don't shoot me for that please.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Anything You Can Do by Kyogou reviews
".. I can do better." Alfred's heart ached at knowing that the Prussian had probably never felt any sort of tenderness in his life. He vowed to change it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,274 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
Hetalia Character analysis by aranea-serket-stories reviews
Err I found this on Quizilla and thought this would be fun? Copy and paste to fill out yourself!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Hands Not Meant To Shed Blood by joyouswolves reviews
When little Italy finally stands up to fight for his beloved German, what will that do to his state of being? Dang it! I can't write summaries, I write stories! So just read this one already!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Love Is A Higher Law by transemacabre reviews
Set in the early 19th century. Russia adores his young friend America, who adores him in return. On a visit to America's shores, their relationship becomes more intimate than Russia intended, and there's one complication: America is a virgin. WARNING: SEX
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - America, Russia
Effing Colors in the Sky by Terra Saltt reviews
Denmark loves the aurora borealis and Norway wants to stop freezing his butt off and just go home. But this little trip to the tundra isn't only to see the Northern Lights. DenNor, fluff, short and cute in which Denmark can be a sweetheart, too.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Playing Nicely by Artemis1000 reviews
Never let it be said that Italy can't play nicely with others… 2P AU with dark!Italy. ItaGer. Content advice: Dark, knife play, blood play, smut. Kink meme de-anon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
Cleverbot v Hetalia by Raven Yuki-Slifer Queen reviews
Cleverbot strikes again...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011
Red Bracelets by fliff reviews
"Whenever you're feeling down I'll be here for you and maybe I can give you the courage to face thing without doing this to yourself anymore," Gilbert told Matthew. PruCan, AU, self harm, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,890 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You're Never Too Old by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany is stressed and can't sleep. He wants to ask Prussia if he'd mind sharing his bed, but he's afraid Prussia will mock him. Perhaps Prussia cares more about his little brother's well-being than he lets on, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Invariably Intertwined by ZoosWho reviews
In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Chapter1:France/England, Chapter2:Russia/America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - England/Britain, France
Inescapable by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Despite having the prince charming on her side, how could she get rid of a rogue that kept pestering her for life? Prussia x Hungary with mentions of past Austria x Hungary. Smut, smut, and ... smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,220 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/28/2011 - [Hungary, Prussia] Austria - Complete
Promiscuity Cared Little for Public Transport by IDespiseTragedy reviews
Actual title: "The Course of Promiscuity Showed Little Care for Public Transport," but there isn't enough space, so... To Germany, the train was supposed to be a means of transportation. To Italy, the train was a perfect place for sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/16/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany] - Complete
The Sound of Silence by hetaliareference reviews
Usually, normally, Italy is full of talk... (A dark fic wherein Germany and Italy's relationship has become abusive.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/30/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Rubies, Sapphires, Black Diamonds and Gold by alljuststories reviews
Thorn is red. Saphira is blue. Shruikan is black. Glaedr is gold. The last egg is green. Some of my thoughts on each of the colours. Not really relavant to the books, but I still hope you like it!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Soldier Side by Cheetah Goddess reviews
The war takes a nasty turn for the Italian soldiers marching into Stalingrad. WARNING: Gore.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
A Way to Say I Love You by Sapphiire Moon reviews
Spain and Romano have their first time, with everything appropriate for the first time, such as awkwardness, embarrassing confessions, and crying - but don't expect Romano to admit it . Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme on livejournal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,086 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Keep This Physical by whitetyger123 reviews
Norway forgot his birthday, but Denmark sure didn't. But the present he got for him should be kept private. RP, written with Verboten Byacolate. Basically smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Flag on the Marble Arch by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Italy gazed at the stained glass with dead eyes. "I wonder which hurts more: hanging from your hands and dying for days, or having your heart shattered and surviving it for centuries afterward..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,068 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - [N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire] - Complete
The TALK by crocious reviews
In which the Bad Touch Trio accidentally corrupts poor little Germany's mind. You wonder what the hell is wrong with his porn? It's because he learned from these guys. Includes awkward brother talk between Prussia and adolescent Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 reviews
Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Groceries by ZoosWho reviews
A shopping trip in which Germany gets nothing on his list. Drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Because He Would by fynnorian reviews
Never, ever click any link that Prussia sends you, especially if he's offering to "help you out." Spain/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Yours by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Italy wants to get into a complimenting war. Germany just wishes he would go to sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It's The Eyes, Isn't It? by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Germany looks so similar to Holy Roman Empire, right? Why hasn't Italy realized it yet? Is it because he doesn't want to compare the past to the future? Or is it something simpler?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/18/2011 - N. Italy, Germany, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
Masque by BreatheInEMinor reviews
Gilbert's breath caught in his throat as he stared at the being in amazement, and he decided that it was not a monster, but an angel. Kinda PWP. PruAus.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Three, Two, One by Cheetah Goddess reviews
After the disastrous dinner that was Buon San Valentino, Italy struggles with how to make things right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/24/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
I'm Still Here by Tamer Lorika reviews
Prussia and Austria are sharing a winter's day near the lake, when Prussia overhears something that might be the best present of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Battle for Uranus by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Written on the prompt "back-flips on Uranus".
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Healing by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Feliciano tries to help Ludwig combat his cold.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Buttsex: The Musical by hetaliareference reviews
America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Complete
Nine Moles by MynaPyrrhuloxia reviews
Norway can't sleep, so he stays awake and thinks about himself and the one who sleeps beside him. Imperfections make people beautiful, the myths of old are the myths of today, and love doesn't always have to be explained. DenNor, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Jealousy Watches by MynaPyrrhuloxia reviews
After Norway is taken over by Germany during WWII, Austria is forced to keep an eye on him. The two learn from one another without communicating. And then when HE comes, everything changes. At least, for a moment. And Austria reflects. DenNor, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
all alone by pugfaced reviews
She's all alone, in Han's heart only. Han/Fiona. Drabble-y.
Seven Realms series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 3,523 - Follows: 1,181 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Infatuation by EndlessForms reviews
Just a short drabble of Fiona's desire for Han.
Seven Realms series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Complete
Control by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Sometimes there is such a thing as too much structure and control.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Needs and Wants by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"If you can say the same thing to me sober, I'll believe you." The blond whispered, violet eyes glinting in the dark. Arthur/Matthew, Alfred/Matthw
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 64 - Published: 9/11/2010 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Guns with a Candy Bar by Mooncatcher reviews
Mafia AU. Denmark, England and Prussia set out on a mission. Fail ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Black Tie Affair by Canadino reviews
Denmark can't find a babysitter for Ice. So Ice must tag along on his and Norway's date. Luckily for him, Ice considers himself a mature grown-up, for a seven year old. Sequel to Bolludager, DenNor, kid!Ice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Trading Midnight Promises by Hikari Kaitou reviews
As strong as Germany is, even he needs to be held sometimes. And who better to seek comfort from than the cute little Italian who always seems to find a way to sneak into his bed?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
What Are Allies For? by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany hates looking weak in front of other people, particularly the one he loves most. So when he finds himself sick, he tries his best to hide it from Italy. He didn't intend for that to hurt him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Cantabile by Earthborne reviews
You know you are silly and simple in the ways of the world, but you are not stupid, and though loving him is something most may say to be a lost cause, deep down you know lost causes are always the ones worth fighting for. GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
An Axe Says Goodbye by Sunny Day in February reviews
His faithful axe... He had looked everywhere for her, but all he could find was a letter and some weird, yet stylish pattern on his carpet. Spain/War Axe. Pure crack. Really. It HURTS. Don't like it? Don't read it!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Spain - Complete
Please Be Quiet in the Library by Canadino reviews
Romano is protective, Feliciano is lovestruck, and Ludwig just wants to figure everything out without getting fired. High school summer AU, Gertalia, suggested Sparoma
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It Takes Less to Smile by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Italy is determined to make Germany smile, no matter if he likes it or not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Gyspy Love by Canadino reviews
Romano does not like cougars. Apparently, neither does Spain. Sorry, cougars. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Kiss by Cheetah Goddess reviews
One small kiss can spiral, leading to exciting paths. Ludwig/Feliciano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Only For You by IlluminatedShadow reviews
And yet, as Antonio stood, warring with the beast and silently loving the foul-tempered, spoiled yet endearing child, Lovino carried on, leaning closer to the girls, eyes at half-mast, flashing that beautiful smile. Written for the Hetalia Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Blue Thorn by Redbane reviews
I'm gonna make you guys read the story and find out!
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Saphira, Thorn
Holding Hands by Cheetah Goddess reviews
There was nothing more embarrassing than holding hands. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Let Me Deceive You by whitetyger123 reviews
An Italian mob boss hears that his lover is in the hospital. Not the Italian you're thinking of! Feliciano/Ludwig Warning Violence, language, gore and very mature themes. AU, two chapters only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
That Curl by HappeDaez reviews
A bunch of one-shots with various pairings, all foucusing on those little, weird curls. Chapter Ten: Denmark/Norway
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 1/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Denmark, Norway
PS, I Love You by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Saying "I love you" needs no special occasion. GermanyxItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
And Baby Makes Three by XbehindtheseaX reviews
Some little stories about various pairings and their OC children. Chapter 12: Vati Prussia. 'Nuff said.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 9/13/2009
Economic Depression by crystal-chan reviews
Globalization means that these days, when one nation feels the effects, they all do. Italy can't forget, Germany doesn't remember, and everyone else is just scrambling to get by. A Germany is HRE story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,433 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/19/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Saucier Than Pasta by S'moreo reviews
“You’re at our mercy now, Potato Bastard.”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Vash and Gun Smex by Kit Yami reviews
“Sticks and stones may break my bone, but Vash’s gun smex excites me!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Switzerland - Complete
Dismemberment by adesso reviews
1940, the meeting of two fascist nations in the aftermath of the Spanish Civil War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Be Careful What You Write For by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Writing a letter you never want to send is a good coping method. Reading someone's not-to-be-sent letters can be... educational. Getting caught with said letter... RomanoSpain. SEME!ROMANO ! Slight comfort, yaoi, boylove, rated for graphic sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/24/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Piercings by whitetyger123 reviews
It starts with England on the Internet, and ends with everyone with their dicks out. Total crack, sorry if I offend/scar anyone. Rated M for a lot of penises. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Military Discipline by Sephielya J. Maxwell reviews
Germany decides that Italy needs to do some shaping up, and he knows just how to do that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Germany, N. Italy
Sweet Nothings by Impervious Marr reviews
America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 77 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Baby Got Back by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano: Spain just can't resist the extra junk in Romano's trunk.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/6/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
United by Meresta reviews
S.ItalyxN.Italy:: At the end of the day, they shared more than just a bed. Request, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2009 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Understanding by Meresta reviews
GerIta:: Waking up at Italy's side filled his heart with warmth. Request by StarsOfYaoi, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Maid Cosplay by KivaEmber reviews
For meicdon13. CRACK. “Wha…? Where did you…get that…?” “Heheh! I found it in your closet. Cute, huh?” Prussia in a maid outfit. Silliness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
It's Not Stalking If You're Included by redwalgrl-RG reviews
Prussia has always been watching Austria and Hungary. He's not very good at it either, and can't seem to keep his mouth shut. AustriaHungary, Prussia voyeur.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
An Object Of Resentment by Cliscia reviews
Revolts can benifit a country, but it can also destroy it. And for Russia, it becomes physical. Amputation
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Russia - Complete
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Follow Your Instincts reviews
Mikaela Hyakuya has never been able to stomach the scents of anyone other than his family. For an unmarked, unmated omega, this is practically unheard of- lack of heat cycles from starvation be damned. Available omegas were supposed to crave the scents of viable mates, not be repulsed by them.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,622 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 1/15/2017 - [Mikaela H., Yuichiro H.] Yoichi S., Shinoa H.
Lionheart reviews
Mikalea, to his people, is a gift from a god, a beacon of hope promising a new era free from the war that has plagued them for decades. To them,he is hope and revival-something deemed especially true when he presents as an omega, the symbol of new life. To Yuuichirou,his personal guard, he is a prince of a different kind-not a cold, godlike ruler, but a gentle holder of his heart.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,045 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/25/2018 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Mikaela H., Yuichiro H.] Guren I., Krul T.
Vanquished reviews
Death takes all equally. (2p Italy, character introspection).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Parallel Nations
Keep You From Breaking reviews
He knew he couldn't stop the conflicts between Veniziano and Austria from happening. This doesn't mean he couldn't stop the pain from getting worse. (2p Holytalia)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2016 - [N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire] Parallel Nations - Complete
fractus (broken) reviews
It's a story of sadness, not of miracles; there are no miracles in this place, in this world of broken mirror-shards and bleeding shadows.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [N. Italy, Germany] Parallel Nations - Complete
under the wings of demons reviews
(Ah, so they felt it too. The pull and repulsion. The feeling that the man with the magenta eyes was one of them, and not one of them, a being made of danger and higher power. The awareness of him as leader of the metaphorical pack.) -Not an OC story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Parallel Nations
oh look, it's a crack fic reviews
Fanfiction drabbles about the Hetalia Fandom. Supposed to be humorously offensive, if anyone's wondering. Meh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 9/20/2015 - N. Italy, England/Britain, America, Liechtenstein
D I S M E M B E R M E N T reviews
Lovino loses his arm in a fire accident, and all he can do is try to adjust to his new life. Luckily, his male nurse, named Antonio, and his friends are there to help whenever they can. It doesn't help that he has that psychotic Russian, Ivan Braginsky, after him: a man who does whatever means necessary to get what he wants. But how can he, with that Antonio always around?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] Russia, Prussia
Apartment Complex G8 reviews
Okay. You know that one place, right? That one house full of hectic collage teenager-renters? Yeah. Take that, then magnify it into a three-story apartment complex chock-full of crazy collage students, the majority of them men, and all of them very, very gay. ...Welcome to the club.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Germany, N. Italy] S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
All It Took Was A Spark
Canada and the rest of the countries are shapeshifters, meaning they can pretty much turn into any damn thing they wish- dragon is usually a preferred form amongst them. Their ability to change into fire-breathing lizards usually keeps crime and other stuff down, so life is relatively peaceful at the moment. Until a rogue shifter shows up threatening to take over the world. Yay.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,168 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015
Follow My Lead reviews
Mikannie Werefolf!AU: Annie always thought she was destined to be a lone wolf, just like her father. But one day, she goes into heat, exposing her as an omega, and is forced to flee her pack to wander the wilds alone-where she meets the strangely empty Alpha, Mikasa. Based on FearTheKeira's story, Chase The Moon, expect fighting, intense plot, and severe character conflict
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Annie L., Mikasa A.] [Eren Y., Armin A.] Eren Y., Mikasa A.
As Black As Hope reviews
His eyes were a green as bright as emeralds or grey as the fabled sea. In bright morning light, they shone bright, like the gaze of a wildcat, but during the deepest, darkest hour of the night, they were dull, as black as hope. Eren Yeager was many things, but to Armin, he was the only one who would ever truly listen.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] Eren Y.
There's Beauty And There's Danger Here
A collection of Frozen poems, mostly Helsa with Kristanna mixed in. Enjoy, and beware their frozen hearts.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 316 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014 - [Elsa, Hans] [Anna, Kristoff B.]
The Dragon Queen reviews
Dragon!Elsa. After the death of her parents, Elsa ran off into the mountains, leaving Anna as heir...with no memories of her sister's existence. Once the council announces her as queen, as well as announcing Elsa's blood ties, Anna goes off to search for her...despite the stories of a monstrous beast haunting the wilds. Mostly action. WARNING: Violence, blood, death.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Duke of Weselton
Frozen Randomness, One-Shots, and Letters (Oh, My) reviews
In which the members of Frozen write letters to FanFiction, share one-shots, and sometimes act off their rocker. "Elsa?" "Yes, Anna?" Does your sudden need for a statue garden have anything to do with the sudden lack of crime in Arendelle? "..." "I don't think I want to know."
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Olaf
Frostskader reviews
Elsa recoiled against the wall. Frost swirled from where she touched it, painting nightmare images on the stone. She stared at me, breathing ragged, eyes two swirling pools of deep glacier blue. "I am not afraid of you," she whispered, voice shaking. I locked eyes with her."Do you really think I'm going to believe that, Elsa?"
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,907 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Elsa, Hans]
Wish Upon a Falling Star reviews
Mental Hospital AU- "I always knew I was different. That no one would accept me. That I was a monster. That the world is better off without me, the ice freak. The problem is, I'm too afraid to die. So I did the next best thing. I admitted myself to an insane asylum." Sisterly! Elsa/Anna relationship. Trigger Warnings.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Olaf
Behind Closed Doors
To Elsa, losing her parents was the loss of her mentors, her friends, her protectors. For Anna, it meant losing the only family she had left. Tragic little one-shot with no happy endings in sight, written at three in the morning.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna - Complete
The Heart of a Demon reviews
SLIGHT AU. "The heart of a demon holds no place for mercy," whispers Ansa. "No place for grief, for love, for guilt. No place for empathy. Only bloodlust." But if that is so, she thought, "Then why do I feel so terrible as this monster, this hapless Night Fury, wails its pain to the empty night sky?"
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014
10 Ways To Annoy Nico di Angelo reviews
THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DEATH, DECAPITATION, OR UNPLANNED UNDERWORLD TRIPS FOLLOWING THE READING OF THIS FANFICTION.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Nico A.
A Guide to Bayer Sayings reviews
WARNING:NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. A guide to the way a Bayer talks/behaves, because NOBADY seems to understand them. I'm talkin' to you, Han Alister :) (I'll add more when I re-read the series, 'cause now I only have my unreliable memories and the last book)
Seven Realms series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2014
The Snow Queen reviews
Sort of a Frozen/Snow Queen Crossover. When Elsa learns that her ancestor was the Snow Queen of legends, she's more than a little apprehensive. After all, The Queen was a horrible monster who kidnapped children and killed hundreds of people-at least, according to the stories. When a troll elder tells Elsa the true tale, she's determined to right old wrongs-or else.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Trolls
Arrows Are Always Faster Than Jinxes reviews
"She was my friend, my family, my only sister. She was the only one that I could really trust, all my life. And now she is gone." Concerning the death of Fiona Bayer :'(
Seven Realms series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Han/Cuffs, Micah, Fiona - Complete
Do You Wanna Catch A Snowbird? reviews
During the Snow Golem Wars, hope was something that only survived on the wings of a snowbird. To Elsa, the birds were more than just hope-they were a symbol of a life that was maybe worth living. But when a snowbird summoning ends in disaster and leaves Anna gravely injured, Elsa must try to control her powers-and the hauntingly beautiful ice phoenixes that come with it.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Anna, Elsa, King Agnarr, Queen Iduna
Blood on the Rose Petals reviews
Fiona Bayer was a master of concealing her emotions, at pushing them down into a tiny bundle in her ice-bound heart so she could view the world with a cold, calculating detachment. But sometimes, those emotions rose up within her, threatened to suffocate her. Especially when they concerned Han Alister. WARNING: Possible triggers for self-harm.
Seven Realms series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Fiona - Complete
By the Sea, From the Sea, To the Sea reviews
All Riptide wanted to do was visit the ocean one last time before lapsing into total banishment. But his glum thoughts and depressing plans were washed from his head when a certain bright-eyed SeaWing rammed into him...
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2014
I Most Definitely Do Not Need a Bodyguard, But I Might Need You reviews
A fun little Glorybringer one-shot: Glory is sick and tired of Deathbringer following her around all the time, so she decides to prove that she doesn't need a bodyguard. Deathbringer, however, has other plans...
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Glory, Deathbringer]
I Come In Peace!- I Think :-) reviews
Deathbringer was heading to the Rainforest Kingdom to see Glory. Why? No reason: or maybe the all-powerful NightWing assassin had been SERIOUSLY impressed by the fiery, sarcastic RainWing dragoness who had almost killed him. Yea, that's a GREAT way to fall in love: With someone who wants you dead. Probably. I love this pair! READ AND REVEIW! I DO NOT OWN THE COVER IMAGE.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Glory, Deathbringer]
A Song of Ice and Power reviews
Frozen... but from Elsa's perspective. What does she really feel when using her powers? Fear? Or is there a little something more? Because it wasn't really her when attacking the Duke's henchmen... It was something else, egging her on, filling her blood with power and magic, urging her to kill when she wanted nothing more than normalcy. I own the cover.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B., Hans
Toddlers and Axes and Vikings, Oh My! reviews
Stoic was enlisted by Hiccup and Astrid to watch their four-year-old daughter, Nola. When he learns that his granddaughter can throw an axe and ride a dragon, he starts to wonder why he agreed in the first place. Cute family one-shot. My first story in this category. Flames will be used to bake cookies.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Stoick - Complete
Mistletoe and an Insufferably Cute Jackal-Boy reviews
Anubis was sent by lord Osiris to "get into the spirit of the season." And Osiris sent him where? Brooklyn House. The title is pretty self-explanatory. I'm sorry it's late, but the last few day have been insanely buisy for me. Merry Christmas!
Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Sadie K., Anubis] - Complete
Hatching reviews
It was the brightest night. The three moons were full, casting a bright silver glow that lit up the dark. The stars glittered coldly above, distant and unreachable, adding their light to the moonshine that illuminated the five glowing dragon eggs in the rock nest. The red egg rocked slightly. It was time for destiny to begin.
Wings of Fire, Tui T. Sutherland - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Sunny, Dune, Kestrel, Webs - Complete
Falling reviews
This is basically the story of how Nico fell into Tartarus. This is my first story so don't attack me! Read and review, please! Happy Veterans Day! :-) If your curious, read to find out, cause if I do say so myself, its pretty good.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Nico A., Maria di Angelo - Complete