SaltedLily
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Joined 02-01-04, id: 531725
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Card Captor Sakura, and Escaflowne.

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players (i.e. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.

-Good Omens

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The Misadventures of Videl and Gohan by ccs angel00 reviews
[GohanVidel] Videl's just trying to deal with 2 hyper demi-saiyans, an arrogant prince, a plethora of obsessive fanclubs, and Drunk!Gohan. [Currently being heavily edited with actual plans for completion. Ten years later.]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/27/2002 - Gohan, Videl
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12051 - Favs: 14,381 - Follows: 13,034 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Stella of New Moon by ruby gillis reviews
After her husband's death, Emily and her eleven-year-old daughter return to New Moon. Please R&R!
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 6/3/2008
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9500 - Favs: 10,626 - Follows: 4,558 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Palmer's Kiss by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony takes advantage of serendipity. Tony/Pepper Now complete.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,426 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
The Rival by VR Trakowski reviews
Tony does not handle competition well. Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Runespoor Shield by Ms Spider reviews
Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,895 - Reviews: 3015 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Behind the Trash Cans by Lady FoxFire reviews
While taking out the trash, a business man discover something unexpected behind the trash cans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,320 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Sirius B., Harry P.
A Second Chance: The Rewrite by S.L reviews
The war in his world is over: Harry Potter, tired of fighting, uses a spell that will take him to a new world, where his parents, and friends are alive, but where he died as a baby. Is this new start too good to be true?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,251 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 2,473 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., James P.
Her Price by mrsmish reviews
Marry for love? Not this Elizabeth Bennet! A week after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth receives two insulting marriage proposals and, like Charlotte Lucas, decides to be practical.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 87 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Viri Sunt Viri by Grey L. Bloom reviews
Grassroots feminism, attempted assassination, snake eyed loping bastards, vandalism, theft, murder, and a thousand elephants. Wait, no! No elephants. Everything else, though. [rated T for genitalia related humor and mild swearing]
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005
This Can't Be Good by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
COMPLETE. Hojo becomes trapped in the Sengoku Jidai: Chivalry isn't dead, but it sure seems to be asking for it... Rated for Inuyasha's mouth and Miroku's mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 132,979 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
What Friends Are For by Kryschenn reviews
Vignette. The Arrangement works in mysterious ways, but always to the benefit of both parties involved. PG for a crude comment or two.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Glass Roses by Shattered Midnight Dreams reviews
ExT Handsome young bachelor Hiiragizawa Eriol sees a beautiful new girl working in his local bakery. He makes it his goal to get to know her, and so we begin a tale of two lonely people slowly falling together... Epilogue up Jan 2nd
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,612 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H.
The Ball and Chain by Rambling Coffee Addict reviews
Kagome and Inu-Yasha are now hanyou and wife, trying to live with eachother for the six months they agreed upon. But things seldom go as planned... Rated for language and citrus
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,418 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 4/7/2003
Ineffable by jemisard reviews
It doesn't mean anything. He has to love everyone. Mild slash
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ethereal Flame by Serpentine Phoenix reviews
Post Ootp – 6th yr fic. Harry has had enough of others dictating his life. It is time for him to take control and prepare for his destiny! Political battles and power issues ensue as exciting happenings occur at Hogwarts. Not superpower Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,113 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/10/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Harry P.
Finis by DDR Freak reviews
After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2004
Everlast by Starry Eyed Wonder reviews
(AU, VH!)Stuck in an arranged marriage, she does the only thing that comes to her mind to escape--runs. Runs right into the powerful arms of HIM, a man out of her romantic fantasies and together they fall.XDR&R!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,330 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Apples by The Amazing Maurice reviews
It seemed to Shadowfax that the only constants in his life were swords and apples. A crossover with The Lord of the Rings.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2004
Dearly Beloved by Starry Eyed Wonder reviews
(AU, VH)She was stuck in a blizzard and he was her reluctant rescuer. Forced to share a hotel room, these two opposites learn what it is to love, to laugh. She wants the big C's: Commitment and Children; he wants neither. xD!R&R!
Escaflowne - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,330 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/25/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Van F., Hitomi K.
Shadows by L-chan reviews
Will history repeat itself when sixteen-year-old Tomoyo Daidouji falls for her teacher, Touya Kinomoto? Discontinued.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 83,473 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 5/31/2002 - [Tomoyo D., Tōya K.]
Fangirls and the Men Who Love Them by Mercator reviews
A Moral and Uplifting Tale of Witches, Watchmen, Palace Inhabitants, Music, Hysteria, Hip-dancing, Blackmail, Black Leather, and several Violations of Ankh Morpork Laws & Ordinances. (FINI)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,791 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
The Past Can Hurt by ihadanepiphany reviews
Was reading the Night Watch and a plot bunny bit. First time writing a Discworld, dont punish me too hard!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004
Model Manners by Mistress Scarlett reviews
It's Del Ironfoundersdaughter's first day on the Watch. The streets are mean. The crooks are, well, crooked. And Mama isn't here to hold her hand anymore. (Well, actually she is. Just don't tell Sgt. Anthracite.)
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003
Courtship of Kagome by arisu-the-pink reviews
Finding the balance between his demon and human instincts in daytoday life is difficult enough. Why would it be any easier in love? Join Inuyasha and company for a lesson in courtship.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,623 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Say Yes by Mercator reviews
Hogswatchnight, and a seamstress becomes a very special gift for a very exclusive Client. But all is not what it seems... **FINI**
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Akogare by s' old fic reviews
My take on Eriol and Tomoyo. Definitely not CCS canon. Version 2.0 up 2003.6.20
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/19/2003 - Published: 2/22/2001 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
Come and See by afrai reviews
Famine is always.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
Living Arrangements by afrai reviews
Everyone is human, even when they aren't.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/22/2003 - Complete
The Proposal by samvimes reviews
Sam Vimes really isn't very good at being romantic...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2003
City of Angels by afrai reviews
Ducks' was a really good idea.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2002 - Complete
1001 reasons why dogs are better than stags. by Tropical Fishy reviews
except that there aren't really any reasons, just an insane sirius out to prove a point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2002 - Sirius B.
Kitaku by Ciircee reviews
ExT sequel to 'Haikei'. Finished! Whoo! Now complete! Part of Third Arc universe.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,215 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2001 - Published: 12/23/2001 - Complete
Haikei by Ciircee reviews
When Eriol left Japan Tomoyo promised to write. A history of time, in letters. ExT. Part of Third Arc universe
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/12/2001 - Published: 12/5/2001
Icebreakers by Suppi-chan reviews
Breaking ice, breaking patterns, learning new ways and new loves. Eriol and Tomoyo fall in love reluctantly. COMPLETE.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,563 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/24/2001 - Published: 12/27/2000 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being King by Peripheral Vision reviews
About bishounen, drinking and Esca's perenial singing monks. Highly silly.
Escaflowne - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2001
Soulmates by Laurie1 reviews
An alternate ending to Anne of the Island, with added angst and mush both.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,570 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/19/2001 - Published: 12/1/2000 - Complete
The Hedgehog Song by morrigan reviews
Co-written with NS and Peeves is Peeved-- our version of Nanny Ogg's most infamous number. PG13 for vulgarity, and it contains an MP3 link so you can sing it in the bath
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2000
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Language of Flowers reviews
A hundred and eight roses means “will you marry me?”. A striped carnation means “no”. An ExT about subtlety and the problems thereof.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H.
Renaissance reviews
Van Slanzar de Fanel survived the loss of his entire family, fought in the War To End All Wars, built a country from ashes at the age of nineteen. But now, with Hitomi’s return, Van faces his greatest challenge yet—a guy from the Mystic Moon.
Escaflowne - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,084 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/18/2004 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Hitomi K., Van F.
“Can I touch you up, Tomoyo?” reviews
Because, of course, she reflected, Eriol was just the sort of smug, snarky, lovable bastard who would ask her such a thing. ExT
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Eriol H., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Of Things Unexpected reviews
Hong Kong University, seven years later. Reunions, romance, classes, parents, magic, evil plans, laughter galore. Oh yeah, and a wedding. SS, ET
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,903 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2004 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Heads reviews
[JL] What if James, in desperation, resorted to a coin-flip to get Lily to go out with him? And what if, years later, Remus has some interesting news to combat pre-wedding jitters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
And Things That Go Parp In The Night reviews
[MWPP]"Something hobbled into the girls’ dorm, cursing mildly under its breath. It shuffled around, went PARP, yelped, and tumbled out the window. There was a dopplering scream and, from outside, the sound of amused male voices."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.