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Joined 02-01-04, id: 531842, Profile Updated: 05-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, and Harry Potter.

My age is described as tall with hazel eyes. Vivo en los estados unídos.

Recommendations- Read the fanfic Forever Alive by Mordred- it's excellent! Also read PearlGirl's stories, and Alania's, they're superlative! And read the poems about Count Olaf and Lemony Snicket by my sister, blueacorn5, cause they're phenomenal and she is an excellent poet. And if you're looking for a cloak/robe for Halloween or another occasion (school projects, Harry Potter parties, etc.) my cousin makes them and sells them on e-bay. I can vouch and say they are very high quality. Her business name is Turgollo (cloak-maker in elvish) and you can find her on e-bay or at

My sister, my cousins, and I have created a new account for our group, The Endeavours. Please read our story. It is funny. I know it. I helped write it.

Favorite books- Harry Potter, the Chronicles of Narnia, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Ender's Game, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell, Artemis Fowl, the Lord of the Rings, Holes, And Then there Were None, The Diary of A Young Girl (Anne Frank), The Silence of the Lambs, His Dark Materials, Lionboy, The Phantom Tollbooth, Sherlock Holmes, the Bible, and endless others!

Favorite movies- The Lord of the Rings, Inception, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Dark Knight, Finding Nemo, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Jumanji, Spider-man 2, The Great Mouse Detective (it's awesome!) The Chronicles of Narnia, The Lion King, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, etc.

Favorite Musicals- Jekyll and Hyde, Annie, Wicked, Les Miserables, the Sound of Music, Sweeny Todd, Jesus Christ: Superstar, Cats, Footloose (some songs), Rent, and the Phantom of the Opera.

Favorite heroes/heroines- Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Hermione Granger, Ronald Weasley, Fred and George Weasley, Aragorn, Lemony Snicket, Jacques Snicket, Kit Snicket, the Baudelaires, the Quagmires, Doc (from Back to the Future), Jonathan Strange, Henry Jekyll, Meg Giry, Yoda (with you, the force is), Obi-Wan Kenobi, Spider-man, Jean Valjean, Cosette, G(a)linda...

Favorite villains- Severus Snape (good or evil?.. no... greasy!), Voldemort, Inspector Javert, Darth Vader, the Phantom (of the opera), Edward Hyde, Count Olaf, Hannibal Lecter, Khan, Elphaba, and the Joker.

Hobbies- Eating chocolate, and fruit, writing letters (Hi PearlGirl!), hanging out with my friends, reading, drawing, writing fanfiction, speaking Spanish, playing piano and clarinet

Dislikes- I do not sail on most ships. Lo siento.


The Man Behind the Hedges: A miserable tale about Lemony Snicket. Why on earth would you want to read about that? Unless, of course, you need secret information by decoding the hidden messages... It's COMPLETE! And if you like well-written or funny ASOUE stories, check out my C2 community, Vastly Famous Distributions.

Lonely Lycanthrope: NOT YOUR TYPICAL MARAUDER STORY! (NOT EVEN A MARAUDER STORY) A fanfic about the mysterious Remus Lupin... MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Set before Hogwarts time, before the Marauders, before the wolfsbane potion... chapter 12 up! A very interesting twist... Please R and R!

Remember, if you didn't already read it at the top, read the story by The Endeavours!

"The World Is Quiet Here"

Live Long and Prosper

With all due respect,

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Apply Them by Cryptix reviews
It was always said he'd make a frightening criminal. No one ever thought he'd take the suggestion seriously, least of all Dr. Watson, newly married and living away from his old friend. Pre-slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,734 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Aftermath by Kaydance reviews
It's only a small step in the grand scheme of things… But Dr. Horrible would take this step with a smile and a skip. An evil skip. Because… you know, skipping can be evil and stuff.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,546 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Moist Remembers by MS-Manuscript reviews
Moist remembers the first time he met Billy. Not the day in the park that doesn’t count. He thought Billy was Dr. Horrible, but he was terribly mistaken. Now in these final moments he looks back on the good times, and the bad.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,296 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Moist, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
The Memoirs of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs by violet-angel07 reviews
The memories of Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, four fated young men, remembered by them, written by them... Two are now dead, one is a traitor, and the other, is completely alone... This is their story...Please Read & Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 184,248 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Collection of Random and Amusing Stories by The Endeavours reviews
Includes: Mainly Harry Potter, some Lord of the Rings, Narnia and various movies. Written in an unusual fashion which is sure to leave you questioning our sanity.
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Chance Encounters by Ladybug21 reviews
Oneshot. Phantom of the Opera crossed with Les Miz. The Phantom encounters Eponine on the streets of Paris one night, and schemes and romances blossom... Mostly musical-based, and NOT ErikxEponine. I'm horrible at summaries, so please read and review!
Crossover - Les Misérables & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Erik, Christine, Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
From Hogwarts With Magic: The Notepassing Episodes by CAP.L reviews
The fic formerly known as 'notepassing'. Short summary: Notepassing between the marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Dragon Dungeon by PearlGirl reviews
This a story about the Harry Potter characters, but it has the plot of Lemony Snicket. Don't read this story! It's mournful, melancholy, and morose, which here means "Full of woe." This is about the tragic lives of the Potter orphans.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,318 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 11/7/2004
How Dumb Were You? by duj reviews
WARNING, SPOILERS FOR HBP. Was Dumbledore dumb? Harry hasty? Hermione hokey? WonWon wanton? And what did Fred and George have to do with it? More: Sluggish Slughorn, halfhearted halfblood prince, delinquent Draco, repetitive Riddle, go getter Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Albus D., Severus S.
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
The Story of the Snicket Siblings by Hlessirah reviews
The final chapter of this miserable fanfic has now been posted, but I’m sure you would rather read a much happier conclusion, than hear about Lemony's lonely night in a terrible tower.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 29,889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2005 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Complete
The Perilous Plane by Dupin reviews
It's just like the book which never stops giving! Although I must warn you that it includes aeronautics, a clarinet, a new code and some arch-shapes hallways....oh, and trust me, it's not a silly Hotel Denouement fic-the children need to do something else
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,373 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004
The Second Story by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
Volume the 2nd in the K. Baudelaire Chronicles. Sunny is kidnapped, and it's up to Klaus and Co. to find her. Will Sunny ever be rescued? Is V.F.D. gone forever? And why is this mysterious woman so determined to get revenge on Klaus? Read and find out!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,207 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 11/4/2004
How would the Snicket characters eat a Reese's? by PearlGirl reviews
read this Very Funny Dialogue! I read the Grim Grotto so chapter 13 is all about Grim Grotto characters. R and R!
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,454 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 3/23/2004
The Audacious Author by RockSunner reviews
In this sequel to the AU fiction The Intractable Interrogator, Klaus writes about the sad life of Lemony Snicket. Finale and ending notes completed.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
Elven Vanity, and other FOTR Limericks by Avalon Estel reviews
A series of limericks about the Fellowship. Believe me, it's funnier than it sounds. Thank-you's for all my reviewers, your opinions are very dear. [COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
After All: By K Baudelaire by Laura V. Bleediotie reviews
A decade after the end of ASoUE, Klaus believes he can find his sisters when a newspaper article reports a sighting of two of the infamous "Baudelaire Butchers". Is everything finally going to be normal for Klaus? {Now Finished!}
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,480 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/3/2004
Elrond's Surgery by Quickbeam29 reviews
When Arwen brings Frodo back, stabbed and looking inebriated, it is up to the skills of Elrond to save him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004
The Sinister Start by PearlGirl reviews
What would happen if you took the Lemony Snicket plot and inserted Harry Potter characters? Find out by reading and REVIEWING! COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,839 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Remus L., Voldemort - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A Simple Solution by PrincessEilonwy reviews
In which a short, angstfree solution to the problem of the Dark Lord and the One Ring is implemented.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
To Talk Like a Pirate by Tavia reviews
En route to Tortuga, Jack tries to teach Will how to talk like a pirate...part story, part language lesson, all humorous intent!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2003
Jurassic Park: Survey by Trent Roman reviews
Brent Richley and his team of "explorers" are called upon to survey Isla Capula for potential colonization, unaware that the island is already inhabited by prehistoric beasts. Cut off from the outside world, they must find a way off the island... or else.
Michael Crichton - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,347 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 9/21/2000
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Lonely Lycanthrope reviews
The Story of Remus Lupin: Before Hogwarts, before the Marauders, before the wolfsbane potion. Rated K plus for violence and frightening images. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Remus L.
The Man Behind the Hedges reviews
You may think that you are in for a pleasant surprise when you read this story, but you'd be terribly wrong. This fanfic includes many rotten things, including a silver mirror, a broken chair, and a desperate author seeking the help of the general public.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2005 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Lemony S., Count O. - Complete
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