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Joined 11-12-13, id: 5319942, Profile Updated: 07-24-15
Author has written 19 stories for Hunger Games, Hobbit, Harry Potter, and Breaking Bad.

About the Author

I'm kind of an asshole who likes writing love stories. Usually between unlikely/weird/cracky couples. I have a weird life and a stupid sense of humor. I'm also really boring in real life.

About the Stories

If you're looking for long, beautiful, novel-length stories...you should probably not look here. I only have one story that I'm actually putting my heart and soul into, which is Proximity, and the rest are kind of fluff. However, here's a couple of my favorites in case you want to check those out.

Shave -- The very first story I published onto this site. It's Katniss/Haymitch, from Hunger Games, and it's rather cliched dreck, but nicely paced and I'm rather fond of it, which is why I uploaded it in the first place. It's an odd couple with an appalling lack of fic written about them, resulting in me writing what I want to read.

Phoenix -- This was me spitballing, late in the afternoon, after thinking about Ron and Hermione's marriage, and how unsatisfactory the epilogue to Deathly Hallows was. I always feel that happy endings are a cop-out. So, sort of selfish and sort of wish-fulfillment, but it's a nice exploration of Hermione and Severus's respective characters. At least, I think so.

Proximity: Ah, yes, my magnum opus. Well, maybe not. At least, the story I'm trying to have proper structure and pace with--and have an actual, you know, plot. Besides just angst, imagery, and sex. But there'll be plenty of that, I think.

Perfection: Stupid. Stupid and hilarious. God I love it though.

About the Readers

What am I supposed to say here? I never expected to get an audience for any of this rubbish. Proximity has almost 400 alerts, and over a hundred of you guys have "fav'ed" me as an author. Really, thank you so much. I'm not the type to care about reviews, but I do love hearing from my audience, and I keep a close eye on my watch counter. That, more than anything, gives me an estimate of my audience. 400 people listening to one of my stories is more than enough to keep me writing. So thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my heart.


proximity now has 579 followers. that's almost six hundred people. 207 people are "following" me as an author.

what the fuck, guys.


Goddamnit just when I think I can't get any more sentimental, you go and nominate me for awards. Damn all of you. i'm kidding i love all of you you're just making me feel things and that is not okay.

SSHG Fanfic Awards: Nominated for Best Comedy - "Perfection"
SSHG Fanfic Awards: Nominated for Best WIP - "Proximity"

Perfection won the SSHG Fanfic awards for Best Comedy! Thank you, everybody who voted!

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kingmaker reviews
"It's simple," Plutarch said lightly, "If we can't fix the Mockingjay, we replace her." [Aberdeen][Haymitch/OC]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/19/2015 - [OC, Haymitch A.] Plutarch H.
Till Death Do Us Part reviews
Or, a comedy in five acts. Honestly it's more likely they'll murder one another before they even get a chance to get properly divorced. But perhaps they'll just grow old and bicker like every other couple who fell ridiculously in love. [Sevione][Marriage Law!Fic]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Proximity reviews
[Nominated for SSHG Fanfic Awards - Best WIP] Hermione and Severus hate each other. Really, they do. It's just hard to convince people of this while holding hands. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,653 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Harry P., Minerva M.
antipathy reviews
But it was that look on her face. Like he'd just told her that she was the solution to every mathematical equation ever created and that her very existence could stop the world on its axis.[AU][Aberdeen]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] - Complete
legacy reviews
Snape left behind some unfinished business.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/18/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Ginny W., OC - Complete
perfection reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
atonement reviews
Two men. One room. Ninety hours of therapy, over the course of two years. Snape has things he'd rather stay hidden; Mr. Clarke is determined to see this through, now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Severus S., OC
observation reviews
Every square inch of his skin is packed with nicotine, meth, failure and tattoos, and being around Mike makes him forget this. For just a moment or two.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Jesse P., OC, Mike E. - Complete
alleviate reviews
Bombs and arrows and President's falling out of balconies, morphling dripping through a tube, a stripe of dark red berry juice stinging on her cheek, and the feel of Haymitch's calloused hands against her skin. She was rushing, living, dying, soaring and finally crashing. [Aberdeen]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] - Complete
quotation reviews
In which Severus is a writer, Hermione is his editor, and the two of them fall in love without ever realizing it; it just sort of happens, like rainy days and falling asleep. [AU][Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,730 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
deficiency reviews
Sequel to 'Perfection'. Snape and Hermione have loads of snarky kinky sex, Harry and Draco hump like rabbits, and Ron gets hit on by Luna Lovegood. [Sevione][Drarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,197 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
phoenix reviews
We are two lonely people, walking a lonely road. And yet: walking together serves only to sharpen the emptiness. Because when we turn back to the light, the shadows remain inside of us. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
savior reviews
There was blood on Harry's chin, and Severus wondered if this was what being in love felt like. [Snarry]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Severus S., Harry P.] Voldemort - Complete
duplicity reviews
"Let Peeta be happy, Haymitch. Let yourself be happy." [Aberdeen][High T rating]
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] Peeta M., Plutarch H. - Complete
honesty reviews
There's a Prim-shaped gap between her ribs and in the cold winter nights, she hopes Haymitch can fill it. But he can't—he can be warm and solid and equally scarred. That's the best she can hope for. [Aberdeen]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2014 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] Peeta M. - Complete
primrose reviews
Very few times had his life been saved, but it had never come in the form of a Hobbit lass wearing a sooty burgundy jacket. [Bagginshield][Fem!Bilbo]
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
trigger reviews
It was just a crush. Her Tookish side acting up again, as one's arthritis might. And anyway, she was much too old to be having crushes on anyone, not to mention a moody sod of a Dwarrow whose cheek muscles would probably catch fire if he ever tried to smile. [Bagginshield][Fem!Bilbo]
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
asphyxiation reviews
Everything that was supposed to help her is slowly killing her, and the only thing that can make her feel more like breathing and less like suffocating are deathly vices. Haymitch himself is a deathly vice—he's vicious and a drunk but his embrace is warm and his kisses are the poison she needs. [Aberdeen]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] - Complete
shave reviews
It's wintertime when she comes to him. He thinks it's because of the temperature—an empty house gets a lot colder when you're alone. But maybe it's because she senses how far she's fallen, just how much the Girl On Fire has been extinguished. [Aberdeen]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Katniss E., Haymitch A.] - Complete