Evil Killer Poptarts
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Joined 02-01-04, id: 532201
Author has written 4 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.
I'm Evil Killer Poptarts, or EKP for short. I love Transformers, especially G1 and BW, as evidenced by my fiction. The chibis are real, the stories really happened. Well, sorta. ^_^;;
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Life As She Knows It by Queequegg reviews
For April O'Neil, life as she knows it, is about to change. A story following April after she is forced to move into the lair to hide from Shredder and the Kraang. Set in the 2012 universe and immediately following the episode 'Karai's Vendetta' (canon, up to that episode). An Apriltello fic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 90,530 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 5/1/2013 - April O'Neil, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Adventures in Turtle Sitting by Flynne reviews
In which April O'Neil goes looking for a lost cat and finds something unexpected. Inspired by the question: What if Splinter had met April the same night he and the boys mutated?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,388 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Splinter, April O'Neil
Coming to Terms by Bibliotecaria.D reviews
The Decepticons decide to do their part to cement the fragile peace. Now the Autobots have to come to terms with culture clash, interfacing kinks, and rubber chickens. Jazz can only hope these things aren't somehow connected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 234,345 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Jazz, Starscream
Normalcy is Overrated by Kmb515 reviews
April O'Neil longs for her old life as a normal teenager. Instead she's been thrust into a life of mutants, ninjas, and aliens. When the foot puts a new plan in motion, she'll have to learn to accept her reality, and make some tough choices along the way. A slow build Apriltello Fic, that explores April's journey of acceptance and her inner turmoil over her feelings for Donnie.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,355 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil
Unexpected by unknown ghost author reviews
Sideswipe and Sunstreaker work to settle into their new lives, but events are still swirling on the Ark. Meanwhile, the Decepticons haven't given up to defeat quite so easily. Change is thrust upon everyone, with a few surprises along the way.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 197,904 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
Fireflies, Falling Stars and Forever by SleepingSeeker reviews
Set immediately after The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman. As a thank you for reverting him back to his human self, Kirby O'Neil treats Donatello and his family to a weekend at a secluded campground in the Catskills Forest Preserve. Donnie hopes for some quality time with April, but things don't always work the way we wish - and sometimes they're much better.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,558 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Donatello, Splinter, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
Shards of a Memory by FantasiaWandering reviews
What if it had been Hamato Yoshi who died in the fire, and Tang Shen who moved to New York, bought the turtles, and encountered the Kraang in the alley on that fateful day? A series of ficlets and drabbles based on the AU idea that the turtles were raised by a mother, Master Shard. Cover image by Lorna-ka.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,390 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013
Falling: Season 2 by FantasiaWandering reviews
It's been a year since Donatello caught her for the first time, and though April now knows that her new family will never let her fall, that doesn't mean there aren't a lot of challenges they still have to face. The adventure continues in Season Two of "Falling." (Cover art by yipyop)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,809 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo, April O'Neil
An Adjustment of Plans by L. Mouse reviews
Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,089 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Soundwave, Ratchet - Complete
The Enemy of my Enemy by FantasiaWandering reviews
War makes for unlikely allies, and when the dimensional breach in the ocean floor allows monsters into the world, four unlikely heroes emerge from the shadows to save their city from destruction. As a hapless rookie learns the truth behind the elusive Rangers who pilot the Jaeger called Shell Shocker, he must adapt to this strange new reality, or be consumed by the Kaiju war.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,765 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
A Hallmark Holiday by Novus Ordo Seclorum reviews
Valentine's Day affects everyone differently. For some, it is a day to cherish love in all its splendor; for others, a day to mourn love lost or unrequited. Where Donatello is concerned, it is a day to spend sequestered in his lab, away from the fanfare and revelry. But when the actions of those around him force him to confront his inner demons, the holiday takes on a new meaning.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, April O'Neil - Complete
Cupid by Terraform reviews
A tale of love - a heatwave sends Don and April venturing beyond their work in the laboratory. Rated M for content.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Why Should We Suffer In Silence? by Elvis-Stitch reviews
ZADR. It's been bottled up inside of Dib for so many years, so why has it taken him so long to realise? Will it be too late for Dib when he finally does? Mild swearing/sexual content and themes. Will spruce up later on. Read and Review please. No flames.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,240 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Zim, Dib
The Epic Battle of the North Woods by Flynne reviews
April introduces the turtles to one of autumn's most important traditions.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Complete
Project Reset: The Prequel by playswithworms reviews
DOTM AU: Two years after the events of Dark of the Moon, Barricade requires assistance. He finds a nice Autobot and asks for help politely.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,078 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Barricade, First Aid
Hidden Light 2 by Terraform reviews
Donatello and April, and their never ending dance (based mainly on 2k3).
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,106 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Song and Ravage by L. Mouse reviews
Complete novella. A prequel to An Adjustment of Plans. Soundwave's back story. Ravage is a deadly cybercat, and Song is a child by law, too young to bond to a symbiont. However, Ravage is also completely and desperately alone in the world. Only Song sees him as a friend. To others, he is a savage mechanimal or a prize symbiont who should only be bonded by an adult warrior.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,222 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Soundwave, Ravage - Complete
Foreign ways by taralynden reviews
Set well before the war on a Cybertron where each city has its own well-defined culture and mecha usually stay close to their city of activation, Prowl reluctantly visits Iacon and comes across a mech who will change the course of his life forever
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,493 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Turtle Luck by Flynne reviews
A simple errand takes a deadly turn for Splinter, Leonardo, and Michelangelo. When Raphael and Donatello leave the lair to search for their missing father and brothers, danger follows close behind.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Other Vengeance 2 by Wayward reviews
Beast Wars. The aliens, fed up with the Beast Warriors wreaking havoc on their planet, decide to kill them ... but gently. TFs as humans fic. New: This, And What Needful Else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/8/2007
Heavy in Your Arms by pl2363 reviews
Jazz falls in love with his best friend, which seems perfect until Prowl admits to a past mistake. Will they each come to terms with how they view love and overcome the obstacles in their path to a perfect union? *Slash/Angst/Hurt/Comfort*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,145 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Jazz, Prowl
Red Velvet by Emo Fox reviews
The destruction of Earth is finally at hand. Zim has big plans for himself, plans that just might cost him everything. Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,823 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Dib, Zim
Heat by Emo Fox reviews
Zim suffers through this cycle every year. Not a big deal. He just makes sure to lock himself in his lab, alone. So, what happens when Dib gets stuck down there with him? Mpreg ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Zim, Dib
Twinning the Hatchet, redux by ryagelle reviews
This is a rewrite of the original Ratchet/Twins fic, hopefully something more in line with the overall storyline as it has developed and with my current writing style. Warnings for stickyfic and Sideswipe being a jerkface.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Immolation by Flarn reviews
Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 46 - Words: 53,237 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Inferno, Red Alert
Sleeper Agent by Emo Fox reviews
Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,153 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Dib, Zim
Project Wasteland by That Buggy Girl reviews
People, when defending themselves for unfortunate actions, have always said that things 'just happen.' In Waspinator's life, EVERYTHING 'just happens,' whether he wants it to or not. Terrorsaur can attest to that. BW Human AU; minor slash. NOW WITH PLOT!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Waspinator, Terrorsaur
Lapsus Memoriae by ryagelle reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,104 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Ratchet, Sideswipe
Imperium in Imperio by Mirage Shinkiro reviews
G1. Praxian mechs from Prowl's past appear on Earth, secretly endangering the crew, especially the twins. Prowl must save the twins and face his love for both Jazz and Prime. Who will he choose, and why do the twins mean so much to him? AU elements.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 117,334 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Prowl, Jazz
Kite Strings and Sealing Compound by Lurkerlynne reviews
What would it take for Starscream to leave the Decepticons? A repost version of my story
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,635 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Starscream
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Broken by MortonGirl reviews
The biggest obstacle between Rogue and Gambit has little to do with touch.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,000 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 10/19/2006 - Published: 10/16/2003
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Cruel and Unusual Punishment reviews
The sequel to "Love Maulings." Dirge and Thrust get their revenge for Ramjet beating them up so often, but not everything works out how one expects... Slash Warning- Is Implied. Read At Own Risk.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2004
Love Maulings reviews
Ramjet gets a bit... amorous. (Slash warning, no explicit content by any means)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/9/2004
Unit of Three reviews
Dirge reflects on his early days with his triad in the Decepticon War Academy. (Slight slash warning, non-graphic- I write my robots androgynous. Final draft!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2004
The Chibi Transformers reviews
See EKP, a normal college student. See EKP buy a shipment of toys from Hong Kong. See EKP really wish she hadn't done that...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/1/2004
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