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Third Time's the Charm by Stunning Sunset reviews
This time, she would make sure things went well. She had sacrificed too much to just give up. With Naruto at her side, she could do anything...But once more, she attracted the attention of a man, and he just wouldn't leave her alone...And then time unravels around her...Sequel to The Blind and the Unseeing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,993 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1h ago - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Appeal of Authority by jacobk reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,685 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Twelve Shattered Mirrors by Solvdrage reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never abandons his promises, even in defiance of time. Fleeing a terrible future betrayal after Pain's invasion, Naruto seeks to restore the dream of Konoha by destroying the reality of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,474 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 3/10/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Mother of Vengeance by Leliel12 reviews
After slaying a monster to protect a former friend, Taylor absorbs something of him-and his mutative power, encoded in his genes. Reborn as a monster queen in waiting, the newest member of the Wards faces fear, confusion about her new life...and a rather crazy group of other monster-kings just arrived on Earth Bet, looking to carve out the world for their own kingdoms.
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,416 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Skitter
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 105,674 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 5/19/2014
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 413,663 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,557 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,685 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Effloresco Secundus by romantiscue reviews
Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,159 - Reviews: 2124 - Favs: 3,064 - Follows: 3,528 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Sakura H., Team Seven
Mass Effect: Human Revolution by IgnusDei reviews
Adam Jensen finds himself in a time only dreamed of in vids, humanity is now part of a great galactic community that fears synthetics, and he struggles to find his place within it. Note: Primarily a DX/ME crossover, with elements borrowed and integrated from other Square Enix franchises.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 55 - Words: 703,228 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 3/12/2012
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 85,994 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 178,353 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 9/15/2012
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Lily is not quite a normal little girl. The Dursleys always say she's a freak just like her freakish parents, her uncle Death seems to be convinced she's the grim reaper, and her ever political and invisible best friend Wizard Lenin just thinks she should take over the world. On top of all that the secret society of wizards think she's Jesus. AU female!Harry among other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 135,705 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 4,090 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
The Hero of Louise by wyldecolt reviews
Louise summons a heroic wolf
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 68,577 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Link, Louise
Goblin Queen by Biigoh reviews
Trapped in darkness, drowning beneath the sound of skittering things in the walls, Taylor connected with something infinitely greater. As a fyi, The spacebattles forum (same name "Goblin Queen" in Creative Writing) has non-canonical omake which are amusing... they've gone meta. Also, Goblin Queen has a TV Tropes entry/page. 15th Arc is Transitional.
Crossover - White Wolf & Worm - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 127 - Words: 175,757 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Skitter
Mahou Gakusei Ranma by Nobody of Note reviews
AU/Crossover with Ranma and Negima. Ranma is thrust into the world of magic at a younger age and must adapt to some very trying circumstances.
Crossover - Ranma & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 184,933 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Ranma
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 418,903 - Reviews: 6459 - Favs: 6,172 - Follows: 5,879 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
A New World in my View by P.H. Wise reviews
In the wake of a spell gone wrong, trapped in a world not their own, two lost souls seek a way to reclaim the lives they lost. An X-Men, Power Girl, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 253,081 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 8/14/2011
Origin Story by Worldmaker reviews
Halloween ends, and Xander finds himself in a place he never thought was real, under circumstances he never saw coming.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 209,324 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 10/28/2013
Cast in Gold by shyft reviews
What makes a hero? A Cause? Survival? Power? Maybe all of the above. Evangelion/Exalted
Crossover - Evangelion & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 517,438 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 2/11 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Shinji I.
Burn Limits by Taivasalla reviews
Sakura grows up in a shinobi household. Haunted by a broken father, she ends up on Team 7 a different person.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,593 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Sakura H.
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 68 - Words: 285,780 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
A Technological Singularity by 6thfloormadness reviews
AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,339 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/3/2011
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 297,899 - Reviews: 5090 - Favs: 3,498 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Play With Words by XER9AF reviews
A normal, though rather vertically challenged, young woman appears in the Naruto world through what she thinks might have been a freak accident. Problem is, she knows absolutely nothing about said world. Somehow she manages to burn Google translate into her own brain, and also have everyone out for her blood...literally. OC Self-insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,159 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 2,148 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven, OC
Meh, I can take them all! by wkz reviews
Worm is a story containing Superheroes! Angst! It gets worse! Villains! Grief! It gets worse! Warlords! Bullies! Monsters! It gets even worse! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! Face-heel turns! The End of the World! And Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's rewind to the start, add a little something more. Stir thoroughly, bake, and serve. Mmm... cake...
Crossover - Worm & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,842 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Saitama
A Shadow of the Titans by Eduard Kassel reviews
A botched banishing spell has once again sends Jade hurtling from her world into another. This time though her surroundings aren't the only thing to change as she searches for a way back. Forced into an old form and a new role, Jade will need all her tricks to survive this strange new world. Meanwhile the Teen Titans must prepare to deal with a new kind of villain. NOT Jade x Jinx.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,193 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Jade C., Jinx
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/14 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo. B, Dwalin - Complete
Psi Effect by Cap'n Chryssalid reviews
A fun-loving asari mercenary finds herself a little in over her head when she ends up abducted by terrifying aliens from beyond the galactic frontier. These asari-like creatures call themselves 'humans.' They seem to be secretly nosing about on the borders of known space, acting through proxies, conducting covert operations, and they've got a deal for an enterprising asari...
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 118,023 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 7/19/2014 - U. Wrex, Daro'Xen, Shepard (F), Shepard (M)
Black Hole by MinuSeveN reviews
"I don't think you're a monster," I said. She laughed briefly, and it was a dark utterance with no humor in it. "No?"
Crossover - Prototype & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Panacea
The Princess, the Heiress and the Martial Pacifist by Lord Mendasuit reviews
The daughter of a powerful and feared figure, the last heir to an once illustrious clan and a massively strong, usually mild tempered boy with episodes of psychotic rage... perhaps it wasn't the best idea to put them in a team together, even if it sounded good on paper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,214 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Fate, Chaos and Plans by JJ1293 reviews
All Neji needed to do was suffer his teammate Lee for a little while longer before the Chūnin exams. In one world, he did just that. But in another world. In this world... One slip was all it took. A for want of a nail fic in which Neji's destructive personality gets him kicked off Team Gai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,899 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Naruto U., Neji H., Shikamaru N.
Taylor and the Scoobiesiders by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Worm fusion. Four teens make up the supervillain gang known as the Undersiders, but in this AU, those four teens are Willow, Xander, Cordelia, and Oz. Taylor Hebert with a different power joins up, and dastardly deeds ensue. UP FOR ADOPTION.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Xander H., Willow R., Skitter
The Orange Daimyo of Uzushiogakure by NostalgicWithLove reviews
Danzo conspires with an old ally to have Naruto removed to Uzushiogakure as a puppet ruler. As Naruto struggles with gaining control over his own council to help his people, a band of Konoha shinobi show up asking for asylum. What exactly has been going on in Konoha since he left? Divergence from Chunin exams AU. NaruHina. No bashings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,619 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Ship of the Line: Forever After Earth by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
YAHF. To get Willow to wear a more daring costume, Buffy and Xander agree to go in the same costume Willow does. Buffy picks a set of matching costumes that are something called FAE... When the spell wears off, Buffy, Xander, and Willow are left with new bodies, life-changing memories, and a city-sized starship. A mega-crossover.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,160 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Xander H., Willow R. - Complete
Halo: Finishing the Fight by Red Mage 04 reviews
The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 330,352 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Master Chief/John-117, A. J. Johnson
How Sasuke Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Mangekyo Sharingan by Ekusukallybaa reviews
The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein
A Switched Chance by LunaStorm reviews
In which Hermione attempts a time-travelling ritual without due preparation and Harry happily goes along for the ride, and both have to cope with living their best friend's life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,174 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
God Slaying Blade Works by Marcus Galen Sands reviews
The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Campione!/カンピオーネ! - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 664,883 - Reviews: 3839 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 2,872 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Shirō E., K. Godou
Wicked Man by fallen-wolfborn reviews
The Dragonborn defeated Alduin as he was fated, but even he could not handle the power of the Worldeater. Sealed into the statue of a hound by Hircine, he awakens to a very different age. An age of oppression and war. An age of dragons. However, is he not Dovahkiin, the ultimate dragonslayer? A legend from a forgotten world returns in glory and the ground will quake as he passes.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3868 - Favs: 7,259 - Follows: 8,811 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Hyuga's Hound by Solvdrage reviews
There are many possible paths of fate and on the day of the Hyuga Affair, Naruto will take a different path. No matter the path, Naruto Uzumaki is loyal to his precious people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,498 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 12/9/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Wisp: I became a shinobi. Breeze: I made an enemy. Gust: I fell in love. Squall: I started a war. Gale: I died for Konoha. (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,965 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,210 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Enemy Returned by Palladius reviews
The Ethereal assault on Earth was foiled by Colonel Jane Shepard. The Temple Ship taken intact, XCOM gained the capability to strike back against the Ethereals. However, Humans weren't the only species the Ethereals had set their sights on. For they were determined to make this cycle different.
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 161,748 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, Admiral Hackett
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,046 - Reviews: 1206 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Polarity and Attraction by Work or Sleep reviews
Trigger events fracture something, and how those metaphysical cracks are filled defines the parahuman, both in power and personality. There isn't necessarily even a balance. A different power, a different scale, a different Taylor. A different story. Triggering gave something else; made someone else. The world changed.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,769 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 2/22/2014
Who Needs The Kyuubi! and other random ideas by Highvalour reviews
Just random Naruto scenes and ideas that most likely won't become full fics. Random and sporadic updates. rated M in case of later ideas. If any of these ideas inspires you to write something, send me a link so I can read it.
Crossover - X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 173,856 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 4/2/2012
Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,974 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 1,499 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
The First Flower of Spring by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
Because every ninja comes from somewhere. Lacking a presence in any ninja village, the Haruno are a clan just the same. Beholden to the traditions of her family, Sakura is changed, as are Team Seven's dynamics. What will become of them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,167 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 1,752 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Sakura H.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 4,895 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harbinger by archicane reviews
The war on Earth Bet is lost. In a desperate gamble, Taylor finds Phir Se. He sends Taylor back in time with a mission to kill Scion and the Endbringers. With her knowledge of the Apocalypse, can Taylor save the world from destruction, or is history doomed to repeat itself?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,337 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Skitter
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 113,979 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,762 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Monster Lord by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Kind of a crossover with Monmusu Quest except not 'cause no Monmusu Quest category)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,465 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
Starry Eyes by helnae reviews
Where a girl finds true friends when she looks within. And where friends see what lies beneath the surface.
Crossover - Worm & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,299 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Skitter, OC
Queen of All Oni by Eduard Kassel reviews
Daolon Wong's summoning spell goes wrong; but rather than awakening an ancient evil, he resurrects a more recent threat. With Queen Jade as their opponent a race for the masks is on. Can the Chans stop Jade's plans and save her from the darkness? NOT JxT!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 215,762 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jade C., Torhu
A Very Naruto Christmas by daniel-gudman reviews
Honestly this is probably even more ridiculous than what you're imagining.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,216 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tenten, Orochimaru
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
Just An Unorthodox Thief by The Infamous Man reviews
Kotomine Kirei is a troubled man that only participated in the Holy Grail War to serve Tohsaka Tokiomi and meet Emiya Kiritsugu. In order to do both, he attempted to summon Hassan-I-Sabbah as the Servant Assassin. The Grail heard his plea and instead gave Kirei a rather... unorthodox thief. Gilgamesh better keep his Gate of Babylon locked at night...
Crossover - Lupin III & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 177,733 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Lupin, Saber, Kirei K., Assassin
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,290 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,306 - Follows: 2,679 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hanyou: The Musical! by Solvdrage reviews
So, Naruto's a Hanyou, Sakura has horrible luck, Sasuke's an alleged Evil Genius, Hinata's the Team Mom, and the rest of the Konoha 12 are along for the ride. God help us all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,036 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Hand That Feeds by IBlueMyself reviews
When the villagers of Konohagakure no Sato finally push Naruto too far, the young jinchuuriki will run to the loving embrace of the Night Mother. A response to pudgypudge's "Oblivion CHALLENGE."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 76,544 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Team Seven
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional Travel. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Complete
Play The Cards You Are Dealt by JakeCrown reviews
An altered and extended version of Play To Your Best Card. A self-insert into the fandom without all that stupid romance and drama bull. Conquering the world in a brutal and creative way using modern learnings and foreknowledge of G.R.R.M's work. Warning for war crimes and brutality. Drama in pt 10 for plot purposes. Can't help it.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,155 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 3,926 - Follows: 4,893 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 351,621 - Reviews: 4182 - Favs: 4,902 - Follows: 4,668 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 156,686 - Reviews: 2608 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2629 - Favs: 5,199 - Follows: 5,821 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,830 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
An American Geek in Halkeginia by Inner Legions reviews
An American takes what should have gone to a young man from another culture. Typical, just typical. WARNING: CONTAINS RAW, GRAPHIC KIPLING. May only be suitable for mature readers.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 151,338 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 5/12/2012
Pencils down Death rays up by Vaunt reviews
This is it. No one listened to Shepard, and the Reapers invade Earth. But since this is an old World of Darkness crossover, invading Earth is a pretty dumb move.
Crossover - World of Darkness & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,572 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014
Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews
It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1209 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 2,921 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana
Brockton Overdrive by Jonn Wood reviews
ONE SHOT: What if Taylor was the player character from Sunset Overdrive?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Skitter, Lung, Tattletale, Coil - Complete
Middle of Nowhere by Wyolake reviews
"There is a dead darkspawn on the hood of my car." How one modern man deals with his sudden appearance in Ferelden. Rated T for strong language, violence, and sexual situations. OCs plus the entire ragtag DA:O team.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 91 - Words: 410,906 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Alistair, Amell
Fallout: SG-1 by RossCostello reviews
After Mr. House's victory at Hoover Dam thanks to the help of an enigmatic woman known only as Courier Six, a Brotherhood of Steel expedition led by Veronica Santangelo discovers an underground Pre-War facility containing a ring-shaped machine of unknown origin. What she found could change the face of the Wasteland and the galaxy forever. [EARLY CHAPTERS REWRITTEN]
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 96,838 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - D. Jackson, Teal'c, Arcade G., Veronica S.
Hero System SI DLC by Godogma reviews
"JOHN!" Being tossed by your friends into a crazy computer game to dance for their amusement can be ... stressful, but it can also be loads of fun. Watch the author as he bounces between universes following the rules of a game he didn't even get to pick.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/13/2014
Omakes from a SpaceBattle by RedPockets reviews
Collecting space garbage from Red's pocket? Writing fanfiction one-shots of fanfictions? Why not do both?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,000 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014
The Girl Who Spun Through Time by Ser Serendipity reviews
The Byakugan is one of the world's most legendary bloodlines. And just like the rest, it has a dangerous secret of its own. Now, thanks to the unforeseeable, Hinata Hyuuga finds herself given a unique chance to change everything. It's too bad such things never go as planned. Hinata-centric, Time Travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Hinata H.
Oiroke no Sakura by Oniko reviews
Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,198 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Drunken Space-Time Ninjutsu by Igornerd reviews
The day after a wild party to celebrate the end of the war against Madara, Naruto, the remaining Konoha 12 (and some guests) can't help but wonder what happened last night as they wake up in a different Konoha. Time-Travel. Rated for language, alcohol and just to be sure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,687 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 3,042 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
What's New, Naruto? by knuckz reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was not kicked out of Konoha; he left of his own accord. Not enough money, and no health or dental coverage? It was a bad job, really. Swearing and mature themes. Strong!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,059 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Naruto U.
Jinchūriki Nine by Lithius Osmius reviews
Sasuke discovers a truth hidden from him: that he is a demon container. Further yet, he learns that Naruto and he aren't the only ones in Konoha. Both need to find the others, survive intrigue and evil organizations, and not try to kill each other. And maybe, just maybe, they might save the world. AU, Epic length, Likeable Sasuke, Non-Canon Jinchuriki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Anko M.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Fishcake Palace by Lord Mendasuit reviews
A fancy name for a rather small bar, but it didn't matter. So long as you brought a friendly face, the owner would meet you with a dazzling, charming smile, a listening ear and a piece of advice or two. Because what the bartender hears is secret, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruko U.
The Clan of Samsara by erimies reviews
They were the clan everyone avoided, for a good reason. But Hashirama wasn't like other people and Karma ended up tangling in the ninja world revolution anyway. What he didn't know was that she knew the script of the story. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,161 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Hashirama S., Madara U., OC
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4066 - Favs: 4,052 - Follows: 3,513 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 118 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Transliterations by ikkiichiyuu reviews
He had attained the rights to be the Master of Death, and it was his obligation to steer the fates away from destruction whilst she reaped the souls to fuel Life. (Rewrite of Rewrite. Pun intended.) ON INTERMITTENT HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Thor - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,292 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Loki
Harry Potter and the World Beneath by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
Running away from the Dursleys at a young age was a turning point of his destiny. Now he lives alone in the wilderness of a land long forgotten by the passage of time. And this is the story of his discovery in the lost world beneath. Slow updates, sorry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,660 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 2,631 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D., Bill W., Charlie W.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 3,471 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Harry Potter: Life of a Ninja by Casey W reviews
Raised as a ninja in the hidden land of the elemental nations, Harry Potter returns to Britain as Hari Toukou Nara, ninja of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,826 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P.
Nanoha Takamachi and the Wizarding World by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
The White Devil is back at Hogwarts for another year, only this time she has to deal with a part time mage job as well as mysterious attacks, an old injustice, and a boy-hero who can't go two months without putting his life in danger. Book two of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Nanoha T., Fate T.
Shirou and Lancer Drink Tea by Lord Mendasuit reviews
And win at life while they do it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Jack Slash, Hero of Earth by MortiferSB reviews
The Slaughterhouse Nine wake up in the XCOM universe. This can only end well.
Crossover - X-Com & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 7/16/2014
The Somewhat Cracked Mind of Uchiha Itachi by Kereea reviews
AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 49 - Words: 120,888 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Itachi U., Iruka U.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5219 - Favs: 2,794 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
A Discussion on Origins by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
It's Sunday and Wizard Lenin and Lily are visiting the mysterious uncle Death but Wizard Lenin decides to spend this particular Sunday making the mysterious Death less of a mystery. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Exit, Pursued By a Bear by Lord Raa reviews
AU story where some people may decide that the only thing worse than a wild horse is a wild bear.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,978 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 12/24/2011
Hope Comes to Brockton Bay by ack1308 reviews
Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 127 - Words: 528,314 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter, Panacea, Danny H., OC - Complete
Agatha Emiya and the Fifth Holy Grail War by Satire Swift reviews
Agatha Emiya was looking forward to ending her last year in high school and going off to college to earn those degrees in Physics and Engineering. However, all is not well in the city of Fuyuki, and for the girl with the wondrous and mystifying inventions, this means trouble. There's some kind of secret war starting among shady individuals using... magic? How unscientific.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,994 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Saber, Agatha H.
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 3,060 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
New Lease on Life by GetWithIt reviews
Being electrocuted is one thing, being reborn into an entirely different world is another. I can't believe I went through high school and the college application process only to die and come back as a freaking NINJA! I'm starting to think that someone, somewhere, is having a serious laugh at my expense...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,999 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Catch me if you can by Jebe reviews
Ranma decides to turn the tables on Shampoo's threat of the kiss of death. *Rating upgraded to M due to mature themes.*
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,971 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Ranma, Shampoo, Nabiki, Ukyo
Stormborn by Agayek reviews
Yamatai, the Isle of Storms, was the crucible through which Taylor Hebert was reborn. Upon its shores she fought men and monsters and triumphed over them all. Now she has come home, and struggles with the one question it left her. What does that make her?
Crossover - Tomb Raider & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,851 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014
Demon's Luck by Half Baked Cat reviews
Naruto stumbles across a weekly high stakes poker game. He walks away set to have a happy childhood. How will this affect his future career as a ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U.
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin, Naruto U.]
Harry Potter and The Game of Life by Eberhardt reviews
After dying during the First Task, Harry finds someone to be treating his life like a Video game. Given the option to go back, he does, but now everything is different and he's not sure if he'd going insane. What is a HUD and why are there bars and symbols in his vision? Videogame!Fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,023 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Harry P.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Sight by cywscross reviews
Ichigo can see ghosts. He can see Shinigami and Hollows, and that's fine with him, if not always safe. But he kind of wishes that he doesn't also see Zanpakutou spirits. All Zanpakutou spirits. Because apparently, no one else can.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 5,535 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Ichigo K.
A Wild Pony in Equestria by Tangent reviews
Ranma Saotome wakes up deep in the Everfree Forest one day. The next day, he wakes up as a female pony. Later that same day, she encounters a cockitrace. Clearly, Ranma was not ready for Equestria. But this IS Ranma, who, when faced with failure and impossible odds, steps back, adapts, and overcomes, so the real question is: Is Equestria ready for Ranma?
Crossover - Ranma & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/9/2013
Blind Stars of Fortune by 100demons reviews
Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self. (It gets a lot more complicated.) Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,677 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Kakashi H.
Fiddlesticks by Basil to Blithe reviews
When Harry makes a spirited attempt to give that dastardly prophecy the old what for by possessing his infant self and killing his own parents, James turns out to be less than cooperative. What a bother!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Ice Queen by MortiferSB reviews
In which a suicidal Taylor turns Brockton Bay into a winter wasteland.
Crossover - Worm & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014
Don't Poke the Golden Goose by Lucillia reviews
Lois discovers that Clark, Clark who can't make his deadline half the time, gets paid more than her at Perry's recommendation.
Superman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Lois L., Perry W. - Complete
Memories of Iron by becuzitswrong reviews
Taylor Hebert always triggered because of the bullying of classmates and a former friend. Here, instead of triggering, a cosmic entity gifts her with the memories of a man as talented as he was tormented. One who accomplished amazing things in his life. Now Taylor has the opportunity to use that knowledge to save her world. First, she'll need to save her own sanity.
Crossover - Ironman & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,329 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Skitter
The Hidden Prodigy by mapplepie reviews
Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes, simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Despite so, Kakashi promises to never stop trying. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 91,486 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Sakumo H.
The Calling by Luan Mao reviews
You don't do it for the money or the acclaim. You don't even do it because you love it. You do it because it's what you were born to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Complete
A Tale of Transmigration by CrashLegacy reviews
For Taylor Hebert, death was just the beginning. Reincarnated into an alternate earth version of herself she awakens to find herself trapped in a very familiar locker. Now armed with knowledge of her previous life and the ability to not just control bugs but also manipulate their biology, Taylor sets off to do what she always wanted to: be a superhero. Spoilers abound; sorry.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 169,091 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 1,032 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Skitter, Aegis, OC
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,182 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 3/6/2012
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
Fake Uzu by Vahn reviews
Something has gone terribly wrong at Jusendo. Now de-aged and wanted dead because of a case of mistaken identity, Ranma must learn more about this familiar but strange world. Found by one of the three Legendary Sannin, what impact would the Wild Horse have on the Naruto Universe with a secret hidden in Ranma's own body?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,264 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Ranma
Director Herbert by MortiferSB reviews
Time Travelling Taylor Hebert becomes the Director of the PRT.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Skitter
British Problem by To Mockingbird reviews
British accents make everything better. Being a wizard named Harry is overrated. Being part dragon, however, is awesome. Unless you're Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2014
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 6,048 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Queen of Shadows: A Tale Across Ages by Eduard Kassel reviews
Not all is well in Jade Chan's world. The rush to stop Shendu from using Jackie to alter the Book Of Ages has brought about a much different ending. Now, young Jade Chan finds herself waking to a much different world. Where she will face new kinds of challenges. ADOPTED FROM NOCTURNE NO KITSUNE.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,312 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Jade C.
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 2,138 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Fuin Kenkyu Shotai by outlawpoet reviews
Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Tenten, Tsunade S.
Devil You Know by Surarrin reviews
My day had started on a down note. First Elaine had been sick, then I found out my mentor wanted to shove me in a straitjacket. It shouldn't have been a surprise when I died. But, nothing could have prepared me for my life being saved by a devil—or becoming one myself. Still, the magical girl was the biggest surprise.
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 197,511 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,387 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - H. Dresden
Familiar and Unfamiliar Summonings by LordsFire reviews
My explorations in the world of Halkeginia; mostly inspired by discussions on the Spacebattles Creative Writing forums. Dragon Summoning moved to its own story.
Crossover - X-overs & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,346 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Louise
Worm d20 by throwaawy reviews
You know that one gamer, the one who breaks into every house and turns the place inside-out in their search for loot? That adventurer who slaughters everything in their path for XP? What if the events of Worm were a group of friends simply playing a pen & paper RPG? What if the protagonist could best be described as one such adventurer? Rated T for language.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,973 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter
A&B by Lavanya Six reviews
One-shot prompt fill: Armsmaster was busy in his lab when the call for Lung went out, so Taylor's first Protectorate interaction was with Assault & Battery. (AU, post 1.05)
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Skitter
Without Hope by MortiferSB reviews
'Without hope life is meaningless. Without hope life is meaning less and less' -Anonymous
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2014
Human Resources by Automatonation reviews
In a million worlds, a girl named Taylor Hebert, trapped in a locker foul beyond imagination, triggered and gained the power to control insects and arthropods, blessed by the power of the Queen Administrator shard. Here, Taylor's shard has something approaching its full potential. A story of... Administration
Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,500 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 312,606 - Reviews: 2839 - Favs: 3,443 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Szygy by Leliel12 reviews
There are several reasons teenage inventors should not play with anomalous materials. Physical instability. The fact they may be radioactive. Or, in the case of Kid Win, tearing a hole in the universe and summoning beings from an alternate universe. Human beings, but given a certain common trait among said humans, almost as annoying as alien invaders. Genderswap Fusion AU.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/9/2014
Of Dragons and Men, a Tale of Thrones by oso1991 reviews
The people of Skyrim were driven out of Skyrim to escape the armies of the Thalmor. They sailed into the unknown to land in the land of Westeros, in lands governed by the honorable House Stark. Though they are powerful compared to the men of Westeros, will their honor survive the cruel game of thrones?
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,500 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014
Speed by Clell65619 reviews
It's been said that little things can change the world, and they can. But then, so can big things. This is the story of the big things that happen when Ron Weasley meets his mother's cousin, the Accountant they don't talk about. Ron learned that there is more to life than magic. Sometimes a skill gained by accident is all you really need to change the world.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,452 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Ron W. - Complete
Saruman of many Devices by Saphroneth reviews
Alone of every power in Middle-Earth, Saruman innovates, notably gunpowder. But he lost. What if he had a little help? Actually a cross-over between LOTR and the General series by David Drake. Uses both book and movie elements.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 109,994 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Saruman
My Obligatory Self-Insert by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Because it had to happen eventually. Shameless self-inserts. Into Worm!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/8/2014
A New Dawn by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Obito is able to seal the Jūbi within himself a bit faster than he expected, fast enough that the Allied Shinobi Forces haven't reached them yet. This leaves Uzumaki Naruto completely at his mercy. He cannot resist when the Ten-Tail's Jinchūriki forces him from his own world. A dimension-hopping story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,341 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014
Troublesome Timing by frznlights reviews
Shikamaru didn't know if it was time travel or reincarnation. But between memories of the future and having Itachi and Sasuke as brothers, he knew his dreams of a simple life would be impossible. (Or: The best idea I had for motivating Shikamaru to interact with Itachi).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,272 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,333 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Shikamaru N., Itachi U.
Not Your Average Konoha Academy Graduate by Diresquirrel reviews
The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.
Crossover - Naruto & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,914 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Naruto U., Bob
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Tensai by Shadewolf7 reviews
Tensai: 1) Genius, protégé. 2) Natural disaster. Accounting for the fact that Ichigo's lack-of-trying in school STILL has him in the top 50, despite all the supernatural disturbances that cut into his life - what if he hadn't taken Rukia's powers that day, and instead only awoke his own? (No more romance than Cannon, so don't ask.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,778 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Ichigo K.
A Sliver of a Tale by Delusional Fishies reviews
You see them everywhere, all the time. They are on your lawn, mowing your grass. In your park, picking up trash. In your alleys, beating up gangs. They are your sewer system and your roads and your bridges. Welcome to Brockton Bay, the City of Slivers.
Crossover - Magic: The Gathering & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014
Harry Potter and the Puppet of Time by Calanor reviews
Time travel. It's always about Potter. Draco Malfoy doesn't like that fact, but there is no one else who has the power to change the world. Sending his memories to his younger self he hopes to create a better future. Intelligent Grey Draco. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 153,698 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,984 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
Skittering through the Borderlands by pyrosau reviews
Random chance sends Taylor into a new world instead of a locker. Rated M for future violence.
Crossover - Borderlands & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Skitter
Harry Romanoff-Barton by Eternity sword reviews
Let's all admit it: leaving Harry on a doorstep was pretty careless. So what happens when Black Widow finds him after a mission in Surrey?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,063 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 3,337 - Follows: 5,160 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Aleph by WannabeMerman reviews
After the Golden Morning, Taylor has a new life on Earth Aleph, but all is not as smooth as it seems. In the aftermath of Scion's death, people on Aleph are triggering, and how will Taylor cope when her past life begins to catch up with her? Disclaimer: Worm belongs to Wildbow.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Skitter, Danny H., OC
In Bad Faith by Slayer Anderson reviews
I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 73,552 - Reviews: 866 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013 - OC, Draco M.
Darkness Returns by Penguin-sa reviews
Nabiki Tendo was good with secrets, but her biggest secret was one even she didn't know about. This secret would lead her on a journey of days gone by and far shores.
Crossover - Ranma & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 124,254 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Ranma, Raven
The Sharingan Fairy by Kyong Kybis reviews
Once upon a time, his mother told him how the Uchiha get their Sharingan: the Sharingan Fairy. After he has lost everything that night, he has all but forgotten about her. However, when his classmates suddenly show worrying tendencies of possessing the Sharingan themselves, Sasuke has no choice but to figure out why the hell she has decided to visit them all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,574 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Danzō S.
Clockwork by Xomniac reviews
Taylor Hebert desperately wanted two things. To be a hero, and to have some friends. Who knew that becoming one would let her make the other?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,352 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014
Argonaut by Dellez reviews
A different trigger. Some capes find it hard to move on from their past. Taylor builds her own locker. A Tinker Taylor story.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/13/2014
Heart of the Maelstrom by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry Potter opens a fob-watch, and everything changes. Master!Harry.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 446 - Published: 6/12/2014
False Starts Harry Potter by Diresquirrel reviews
A series of disjointed story ideas that never went anywhere. They're all HP of sorts, with different twists and ideas that ran out before they became full fledged stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,619 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P.
Incarnation by hobonisuru reviews
We did it before, we can do it again. It'll be fun, just watch. Or help me, that'd be more fun. Or try to run away screaming, yeah, okay.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter
Of Monsters And Men by MortiferSB reviews
What makes a monster?
Crossover - Hellsing & Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
The Mission Stays the Same by Broken Trident reviews
A joke of Chaos daemon sent two unlikely allies - an Eldar Farseer and an Imperial Storm trooper, through the Warp and into another Universe. In this place, everything is alien to them. Except for one thing - war. War is something they know very well.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 259,050 - Reviews: 1366 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Shepard (F)
Auryn by Araceil reviews
Based on esama's 'Subject of Change', no pairings yet. When Harry Potter died, he didn't expect to end up meeting a giant fox, a pervert, get changed into a girl and end up with some kid who had was capable of giving Snape the warm and fuzzies.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,934 - Reviews: 4376 - Favs: 5,433 - Follows: 5,914 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
March of the Black Queen by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Black is a lot of things. Powerful. Skilled. Rich. All those and many more. One thing Harry is not, however, is 'The Boy Who Lived'. In fact, Harry is not even a boy to begin with. Shrouded in mystery and tragedy, the Black Queen rises, leaving nothing but sorrow in her wake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,922 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P.
Broken by MortiferSB reviews
In which some very important people die.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Skitter, Bitch/Hellhound
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 2,458 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
The Girl with Red Hair by Renatus reviews
Harry was five when he discovered the picture and his life changed. Before he knows it he's shipped off to a distant relative far away and a village full of adventure, intrigue and shinobi. And Harry finds family. HPxNaruto. Pre-Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,982 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 3,378 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P.
Knight of the Void by sagitarius reviews
With the blood of the Monster Lords and a fallen angel, he was the opposite of sacred. Beautiful, perhaps he could agree with, in a certain way. More than half his world were stronger than him. He wasn't at all like the ideal familiar Louise wanted. But perhaps there was a reason for his summoning? Regardless, he would take it all in stride. Nothing good ever came of panicking.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Louise
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 3,727 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 95,482 - Reviews: 1168 - Favs: 3,804 - Follows: 4,486 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Who would have thought that Harry Potter had living relatives other than the Durselys? Living relatives he could actually get along with, and were just as odd as he was!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,456 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 3,867 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6146 - Favs: 9,748 - Follows: 11,181 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,764 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
An Everlasting Flame by ToeGirth reviews
Usually when one thinks of life after death they think of heaven or hell. They definitely dont think about being reborn, let alone in the world of Naruto. This was going to be interesting... Self Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,942 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Yamato, Kotetsu H.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
It Means Flame by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Forever After Earth sidestory. On the planet MidChilda, shy war-orphan Homura Akemi meets a most wonderful girl. But, when the Ori cross dimensions to continue their crusade, Madoka Kaname takes up a fallen mage's Device and puts her life on the line to protect her home. Then Samantha Carter shows up.
Crossover - Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha & Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,628 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Madoka K., Homura A.] [Nanoha T., Fate T.] - Complete
Railgun by becuzitswrong reviews
Instead of getting the power to control insects, Taylor receives a different power. A power seen before in A Certain Scientific Railgun.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,100 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Skitter
Legend of the Lightsmith by HnS-Ryouichi reviews
Naruto finds himself a victim of a space-time jutsu, stranded in an unfamiliar new world. Resigned to his fate, he decides to make the most of what he has and enter a new world. A world of magic and chivalry. To take on the adventure of a lifetime, to travel the path of emperors, Royal Road!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,635 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Naruto U.
Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 567,152 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Simple Things by weebee reviews
Kuno slips Ranma a chemical that is supposed to remove all inhibitions, in order to get the pigtailed girl to profess her love for him. This makes all involved rather uncomfortable, but surprisingly, there are no fatalities.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,682 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Marvel Phantom by Slayer Anderson reviews
So...the Fentons punch a hole through to the afterlife in their basement and develop unparalleled hover technology and...they're crackpots? Being taken seriously can be good...and bad, especially if you attract the notice of Howard Stark, S.H.I.E.L.D, A.I.M, and a host of other agencies. Suddenly, the Fentons have to contend with a world wider and stranger than they ever imagined.
Crossover - Marvel & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 74,340 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 4/26/2014 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Danny F.
Ascend to Heaven by SixPerfections reviews
Sakura has a Kekkei Genkai. Sakura-centric. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Sakura H., Team Seven
AnkoSensei by Lady Briett reviews
When Mitarashi Anko comes across a crying eight-year-old Uchiha Sasuke, she feels like she should do something. And that something is to teach him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,805 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Anko M., Sasuke U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,830 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
So, Harv walks into a bar by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Two-Face and Harvey Dent, after deciding a change of scenery is in order, have 'adopted' a new bar. You can image Jamie Mackenzie's surprise when it's her bar they start to frequent. Mostly AU with the occasional nod to proper time line.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 177,318 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Two-Face
espoir by slexenskee reviews
AU. After the destruction of the Death Star, Vader begins a crusade to find the boy responsible for it, the pilot by the name of Luke Skywalker. However, he was missing one critical piece of the puzzle; Luke was not actually a boy. Fem!Luke
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,985 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
One Chance by chica blanca reviews
Revenge never tasted so bitter. It never was supposed to be this useless waste of life. Now Sasuke has a chance to go back and change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,731 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Sasuke U.
another fistful of omake by Greylle reviews
ideas that were written out, for which there are no current plans to continue. Different paths and means for the original series they were based on. 10/24/14 expanded Chapter 16 with some rewriting of earlier bits.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 318,992 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Perspective of the Damned by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Naruto is doomed to repeat a cycle of stupidity and debauchery over and over again. He's not amused. This is part of the reason why most people think Naruto crossovers are doomed to be stillborn. What would the canon Naruto react like to the actions of those cheap copies?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,871 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
Walkabouts by Sober Dogs Bore Me reviews
Post-Leviathan, Taylor is living in a shelter, angry and adrift. A chance encounter puts her on a different course as she struggles to correct previous mistakes, and find a place for herself in this nebulous world of heroes and villains. (AU, post 8.07)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,554 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Panacea, Skitter, Tattletale, Coil
The Cassandra Effect by CompYES reviews
She will make them listen to her. A semi-serious attempt at a proactive Self-Insert.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 58,172 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hiruzen S., Danzō S.
The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,425 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Make the Future Blossom by Dreamyin reviews
Haruno Sakura was used to Naruto's bizarre plans, but this one really topped it. In an attempt to change the future for the better, her best friend sends her back to the past to infiltrate their own home. The medic planned to do this as discreetly as possible, but she should have known that even with a new identity, it wouldn't be that easy. Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,382 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sakura H.
A Kitsune in Nerima by Fellgrave reviews
Mito Uzumaki used a different way of defeating the Kyuubi, and Ranma fell in a different spring. What does this mean for the rest of the Nerima Crew?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,372 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ranma, Kasumi, Kyuubi/Kurama
Slightly Less Traumatic by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto pesters Sasuke while he's training delaying him getting home. He's so late, in fact, that Itachi simply doesn't have time to wait for him to arrive and discover the massacre and has to go looking for him. But once he finds them how is he really supposed to get Sasuke back home and stick to his script without making the whole thing just seem really weird?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 91 - Published: 3/16/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Travelers by becuzitswrong reviews
Harry knew he had leave the Wizarding world because of the Hallows. He just never expected to have company on his journey. Or to encounter a world stranger than the one he'd left, peopled with armored men, gods, secret agents, and villains. Oh, to be back in England again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.]
Actually kind of funny by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Naruto makes a joke Sasuke finds genuinelly funny. Still doomed, though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 1,935 - Follows: 2,110 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Princess of Monsters by Vaunt reviews
Since no one believes Shepard when she says the Reapers are coming, she'll just have to make her own army.
Crossover - Princess Mononoke & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Wait, What? by MortiferSB reviews
In which Taylor Hebert meets herself a few dozen times.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/1/2014
Team Kage by PyrothTenka reviews
After the battle with Madara and the Juubi, a fierce argument starts between Naruto and Sasuke over who will become the next Hokage when Tsunade brings up a startling complication. They're both still Genin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Gaara
Templar by Agayek reviews
In every life, there is a choice. In every choice, a contradiction. One to flourish, the other to wither. Every man must choose their own way. Good men carefully seek the best path. Great men forge the only path.
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Skitter
A Will to Survive by Dimensionist reviews
During her time in the locker, Taylor focuses on survival above all else. Now, blessed (or perhaps cursed) with an ability that will ensure her survival at all cost, Taylor finds herself caught between her ideals and reality. A hero or a monster - who is Taylor Hebert? ON HIATUS
Crossover - Prototype & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Skitter
Broodmother by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zerg, Skitter - Complete
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2861 - Favs: 5,732 - Follows: 6,559 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
With Burning Blue Eyes by CryptIXeeper reviews
On the day of the Lich King's defeat, his Fel sword disappeared from his fortress. On the day of the Springtime Ritual, Louise failed to summon a familiar. Destiny and Fate changed on both those days. Now, soon, the sword of Eternal Power will be called upon to once again end lives and claim souls. Because, in the end, there must always be a Lich King.
Crossover - Warcraft & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Louise
From the Journals of the Nerevarine by LordsFire reviews
The tale of one of the greatest heroes of Men and Mer, as told by himself before he became known as such. Journal-format Novelization of Morrowind.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,163 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Nerevar Indoril, Caius Cosades
Friends on the Other Side by Xomniac reviews
Lung goes to a mysterious new shop on his territory to get his fortune told. The question is: after this fortune-telling, will he have much of a future at all? One-Shot
Crossover - Princess and the Frog & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Synchronicity by Dimensionist reviews
The Kyubi's sealing goes differently, and everything changes. How will Naruto handle life in two worlds?. ON HIATUS.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 4/26/2013
Deathly Hallowed by Shujin1 reviews
The Tale of Three Brothers was not a legend. It was a warning. No one cheats Death. And luckily for Lily Potter, the promise of the Cloak's return in exchange for her son's life was a fair deal. Stare into the abyss, Harry Potter, and we will see who blinks first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,463 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Ran Twins by miiohau reviews
Before Ranma leaves China, Ranma is split into two bodies(one male, one female).
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Ranma, Akane
Vader's Own by Malicean reviews
Lord Vader promotes skill, not wealth or connections. The Dark Lord's favor, nonetheless, conveys a certain political pull. A simple soldier might find himself far beyond his usual social circles that way. Though, that's just the start of his troubles…
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,593 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Leia O., General Veers, Bail O. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Gaining of Power by Lionhead Bookends reviews
Harry dies in the Chamber of Secrets, and finds a reason to change. Alternate universe, rated M for violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,122 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Harry P.
Jaune Arc: The Gamer by Dimensionist reviews
Born to play, will Jaune Arc win or lose? Whatever the case, game on! ON HIATUS.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/22/2014
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 1,747 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1397 - Favs: 4,106 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jade Dragon by Eduard Kassel reviews
It was over till it began again, the adventures of a brave young girls life. But all is not as it was. It is said to understand someone, you must walk a mile in their shoes. But does wearing their shoes mean you have to walk the same paths? NOT ShenduXJade!
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Jade C., Shendu, Valmont, Torhu
Mokusei: Will of Fire by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU. Hashirama Senju was the first Mokuton user. With his abilites, he created the forests in which Konohagakure no Sato resides. The forests have become self aware, and they are angry. They chose one boy to defend them. Beware the Mokusei! MokutonNaruto! ABANDONED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,675 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,055 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Naruto U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 3,448 - Follows: 4,363 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
That Last Thread by Sarah1281 reviews
Unable or perhaps just unwilling to convince Samantha that she had made a mistake, the fledgling tracks her down after things get less hectic to try and find out more about her past and the one remaining connection to her lost life.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Ventrue - Complete
Demigod of Mischief by Isilithix reviews
Debts and payments. These are my deeds. You scratch my back and by the law of my people, I have to scratch yours. Oh, what's this? A giant demon in one of my favorite places to spread mischief around in? Well, if they're screwed, I may as well get a front row seat! Popcorn, soft drink, lawn chair all ready to go-Eh who the hell threw a kunai at me?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,230 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Naruto U.
undercover in our overcoats by Dayadhvam reviews
Prague, 1968. Neither Agent Carter nor the Black Widow would have called it anything like love.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2013 - P. Carter, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by Older than Time reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
It's Just Not Funny Anymore, Seth by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Meg Griffin gets a new lease on life. But it isn't everything it's cracked up to be...
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Brian G., Meg G., Stewie G. - Complete
Fiend, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Green Sun by logiccosmic reviews
[Exalted/Worm] Taylor Hebert failed, in her moment to become something more. But with her failure, she was Chosen. Written with assistance from GLH.
Crossover - Worm & White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 120,907 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Skitter
Ninja Centerfold by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Uncrowned Lord of Azkaban by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
At the end of first year eleven-year-old Harry is arrested for killing Quirrell. In Azkaban he befriends the Dementors, meets his godfather, institutes a regular poker game and ponders the question of a union for Dementors. Crack!fic. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,365 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,774 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P.
The Silent Maiden by Rosabell reviews
Inspired by the "silence" of our protagonist. After eviction from the Order, the Exile became mute. Three years later, she meets Atton who had just fled from the war. How would things change if she were unable to talk? Semi-AU LSF Exile/Atton, please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,313 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R.
Pulling The Strings by Hubris Plus reviews
Being a ninja is hard enough when you work for the good guys, let alone when you get reincarnated into a family of psychopaths. At least it's better than Bloody Mist. SI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,962 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,454 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Kankuro, Gaara
The Way of K by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry Potter takes a page out of Agent K's book on how to deal with creatures infinitely stronger than yourself. It's a little... messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 4,210 - Follows: 3,810 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Raijin by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Six times as hot as the surface of the sun and five times as loud as a jet engine. A lightning bolt is something far more powerful than we'd like to think. Unfortunately for Naruto, he got to experience all of that power first hand. Fortunately for Naruto, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U.
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Simplicity is Even Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Maybe, You'll Think of Me: A Journal of the Post-Apocalypse by PsyckoSama reviews
Unceremoniously dumped into a word not his, our intrepid hero must brave the blasted radioactive wastes of post-nuclear america, in the hopes of not dying horribly and maybe, just maybe, finding so happiness while he's there. Interactive Journal SI
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 57,099 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012
Brother by enzhe reviews
Following the Uchiha massacre, Sasuke's emotional stability is called into question and the Hokage orders new living arrangements for him. After all, he's not the only desperately lonely, slightly messed up kid running around Konoha. AR. Not Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,730 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,428 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Boba Weasley by Lucillia reviews
The afterlife wasn't quite what Boba Fett expected, nor was the second chance at happiness he'd been given. He now has a new life to live with a new family, Harry Potter and the Weasleys. Can he be a parent to Harry when he himself is physically a child?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,447 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Boba Fett, Harry P.
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Angrish of Zero by Charles Bhepin reviews
Louise has summoned a Red Giant. He is Angron, the Angry One, FRIEND TO ALL CHILDREN! Another Lovehammer crossover.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013
Draco's Mate by Lucillia reviews
Draco's Veela heritage kicks in, and it all goes downhill from there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sasuke Fan Club by jacobk reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
DC Phantom by Slayer Anderson reviews
Daniel Fenton never thought school would mean anything more than bullies, bad grades, and worse teachers...that was before the HIVE Academy for Exceptional Young People; Re-write of HIVE Minded.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,058 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Jinx, Danny F.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
XCOM: Second Contact by Agayek reviews
With the destruction of the Temple Ship humanity knew peace. XCOM never forgot their motto however, 'always vigilant, always reliable'
Crossover - X-Com & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 294,105 - Reviews: 976 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013
Harry Potter and the Useless Rock by Lucillia reviews
Having been raised by his Uncle Genesis in a world where Philosopher's Stones are something between rather common and an annoyance that can seriously back up the plumbing, Harry can't understand why someone would want to guard one, much less steal it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,848 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 2,047 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Genesis R.
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 2,094 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Torment Effect by thebluninja reviews
Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?
Crossover - Mass Effect & Planescape: Torment - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,095 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Zero for Zero by willyolioleo reviews
You'll never succeed if you never try. A student who finds the simplest tasks to be a challenge might need a little non-traditional help. A professional killer faces a challenge that can't be solved by stabbing. Maybe, together, they can elevate each other and even find some love... HA! HECK NO! Things are going to be stabbed, shot, and exploded. Halkeginia will never be the same.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,446 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Louise, Zer0
Narucraft by IronPhoenix reviews
My name is Naruto, but that's all I know. I'm alone, I'm unarmed, but I will survive no matter what. First NarutoxMinecraft crossover. R&R
Crossover - Naruto & Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,253 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Naruto U.
Plea by BF110C4 reviews
Upon discovery that the bully who had been tormenting her is the hero Shadow Stalker Taylor became disillusioned of the world of Capes before actually entering it. Willing to give one last chance to humanity and the system she goes to the heart of the PRT with a single plea.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
The Won Initiative and the Kwisatz Haderach by DalkonCledwin reviews
While traveling on a Spelljammer, our Hero Argylle suddenly gets transported to a far off land where things quickly start to stop making sense to his years of expertise. All the while the people of this new world are continuously baffled by his seemingly superior combat skills and his ability to charm some of the most dangerous creatures their world has to offer...
Crossover - Dune & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3228 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 4,423 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Hinata the Dragonborn by Dark and Chaotic reviews
How does one learn to shout when they've yet to learn to speak up for themselves? Follow Hinata as she tries to find her way home, all the while fulfilling her destiny as the Dovahkin, meeting interesting people and even aiding in the battle for the Freedom of Skyrim. Accepting suggestions for quests and people she would encounter. Rated T for blood and violence
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,648 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Hinata H., Cicero V., Odahviing, Lydia
Error of Soul by Materia-Blade reviews
OOtP Mid Year. Every now and then throughout wizarding history, a pair of individuals very close to one another find that their magic has grown attached. A bond is formed. A Soul Bond. And may hell burn the idiot who ever thought having one was a 'good' thing! A Soul Bond story done 'right.' No bashing. A Harry and Hermione love and war story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,309 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 1,448 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Price of Living by LovelyWeather reviews
Knowledge of the future is not the safest thing to possess, she learned...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 184,220 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/6/2009 - OC
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 2,649 - Follows: 2,144 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Prismatic Edge by Sage of Eyes reviews
Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,017 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Shirō E., Illyasviel von Einzbern
Zero's Wild Card by Stormedge reviews
In which the Courier, ruler of Vegas, becomes the familiar of Louise the Zero. Trapped in a world he knows nothing about and bound to a girl with a list of issues longer than his arm, the Courier must adapt to survive. Or perhaps the world will have to adapt to him. Either way, the chips are down now. Halkeginia will never be the same. WildCard!Courier
Crossover - Fallout & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,658 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Courier, Louise
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011
New Perspective by Shadow2341 reviews
Sasuke wasn't the only one to survive the Uchiha massacre, his twin sister survived too… and her presence shifts the dynamic of Team 7 and the 'Rookie 9.' Action, romance, pain, and comedy ahead. Not your average twinfic. Narutocentric. PermanentHiatus. Remaining outline posted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 327,171 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Making Magick by Mashadar reviews
The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Magicka - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,727 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Louise
People and Other Skills by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
For Rock, the key to becoming a successful professional criminal in Roanapur lies not only in the life he's currently leading, but also in the life he left behind in Japan. Class is in session and the stakes are life and death.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Rock, Revy - Complete
The Council's Ace by JonaBee reviews
Come one, come all! See the amazing amount of screw-ups the Watcher's Council is capable of when they really put their backs into it! And to think, they aren't even trying! Includes running tally.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,194 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2010
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2056 - Favs: 2,053 - Follows: 2,291 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,435 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Wicked by IBlueMyself reviews
"We got bills to pay, we got mouths to feed- ain't nothing in this world for free. We can't slow down, we can't hold back, though you know we wish we could. You know there ain't no rest for the wicked, 'till we close our eyes for good..."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Naruto U.
Obito's Excellent Adventure by WDW reviews
Obito Uchiha was supposed to die a hero's death. But desperation and dimension warping doujutsu were never meant to be combined, and the results send him somewhere- or somewhen- he didn't expect. The Sandaime finds a solution to two of his problems, and Naruto Uzumaki gains an older brother. [A time travel fic] [hiatus]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,568 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1829 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,480 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
For Whom the Bell Tolls by cywscross reviews
I've had a lot of crap come my way over the years so when I got run over at the age of twenty, well, it wasn't as if my life was going anywhere fast anyway. But when I find myself in the Naruto world with all the physical traits of a certain Toad Sage's hypothetical daughter, I had to wonder just who I'd pissed off in a past life. Self-insert fic. OC-centric. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,611 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Aragog's Dilemma by Diresquirrel reviews
Aragog explains a problem to Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione's Job Fair by Diresquirrel reviews
Hermione Granger wasn't sure what to do after Hogwarts. Business courted her favor and she visited quite a few. Eventually she took a tour of the preeminent magical hospital. This is the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Flying with the Fox by Laira Evans reviews
Ranma is kicked into the Naruto universe by jealous love-rivals a few months after the failed wedding. Zapped into the Kyuubi's prison, he breaks free with his new blood-thirsty companion to encounter a world very different from his own. Fem Kyuubi, AU
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Ranma, Kyuubi/Kurama
Explanations Work Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 157 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Ain't no rest by deleriumofyou reviews
Aboard the remains of the Dawn, Master Chief and Cortana crash onto a planet not listed in their systems, where there are no good people and everyday is war. Halo/Borderlands crossover
Crossover - Halo & Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,385 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 220,628 - Reviews: 2914 - Favs: 2,594 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U., Sai - Complete
Twilight the Terrible by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
Twilight's exam goes horribly wrong, leaving the filly with Celestia's power. Now Nightmare Moon is back, but she'll need help from some familiar ponies to stop the Terrible Tyrant...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Twilight Sparkle
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 147 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
Team Tobi by Morta's Priest reviews
Uchiha Obito got a second lease on life in the Third Shinobi World War, and the world was never quite the same. Now, many years later, he's ready for what could be his most difficult assignment yet: To be a sensei to three brats that just graduated from the Academy. Among them is Namikaze Naruto, Hokage's son!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Obito U./Tobi
Our World's Light by Materia-Blade reviews
The world returned to life after the third impact. Slowly. A decade passed since the sea turned red and the sky was filled with monsters. As the last soul marred by the impacts walks ashore, two higher beings look down upon the world they have wrought.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Asuka L. S., Shinji I. - Complete
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 1964 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 3,922 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Will is Everything by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes things can go perfectly. Sometimes they go horribly. And sometimes...sometimes you barely break even.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/22/2013
A Lifetime of Chances by The Wandering Delusion reviews
It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 133,285 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Police Academy Naruto Style! by Lucillia reviews
What it says on the box. Enrollment in a formerly all-Uchiha institution has been opened to practically all comers by the Hokage. Let the fun begin.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,704 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Naruto U., Fugaku U., Madara U. - Complete
Note to Self by jacobk reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Experiments in Empathy by Paradox Jast reviews
The Nine Tails. Everyone in the Elemental Nations knows about it. But no one knows it as well as one Uzumaki Naruto. So what if he meets it a few years earlier, what's the worst that could happen?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 108,985 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Hey Kids, Wanna See A Dead Body? by Silver W. King reviews
The Holy Grail War. You know, somethings I think people forget that one of the Co-Founders to the creation of the Grail System was the Kaleidoscope. So now our dear participants, especially our lovely Caster, will learn what happens when you try to cheat the system.
Crossover - Hellsing & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,722 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Alucard
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
Uchiha Kushina by Lucillia reviews
Kushina nee Sasuke has three goals in life: 1. Avenge her clan. 2. Restore her clan. 3. Become the girl her parents had wanted.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U.
As Far As Innocence Goes by Zwei Shonagon reviews
In another world, the Third Hokage is a little bit more creative. Uchiha Itachi isn't sure he appreciates this creativity as he finds himself staring at his fiancee in the form of one Hyuuga Hinata. He's doubly suspicious when he finds himself, quite coincidentally of course, the instructor of Team 8. AU Political Itachi-centric
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Itachi U., Hinata H.
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
Guardian of Fire by Agni reviews
Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 80,830 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 6,011 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,933 - Follows: 4,029 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
When Leaves Fall by Prosthetic Forehead reviews
Disaster. Calamity. Naruto has seen it all. Now, he is in the past. To the day when it all began. Can he prevent the destruction of his homeland, while keeping his identity and his sensitive plans a secret? Can he return home? Or has he failed once again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,948 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 1,457 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
In the Pile it Goes by CryptIXeeper reviews
Bits and Bunches of Could have and Would have story ideas, enjoy it with your leisure! You're welcome to the ideas.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Louise
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,125 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2994 - Favs: 5,297 - Follows: 5,872 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 786 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
New Identity in the Past by Dreamyin reviews
Naruto gets himself in 'impossible' situations all the time. However, waking up in Obito's body and buried under boulders, was not something even Naruto thought possible. Will he be able to save Obito and the others? Not to forget, what about that bastard Madara? Timetravel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,010 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U.
Stay Sweet by Cadavatar reviews
Taffyta's got a lot to sort through to begin with. Then things get worse.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,702 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Taffyta M., King Candy/Turbo
Never Alone by Zaru reviews
AU. Even the best laid plans of mice and men can go awry. Namikaze Naruto is raised in a different land and Uchiha Sasuke meets a new friend that will change his life. Will these two souls become comrades or bitter foes in the end? Beta'ed by LD 1449, author of Lost Souls. Kumo-Naruto GoodSasuke fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Play It Again Sam by Lucillia reviews
Another idea borrowed from Rorschach's Blot's list of things he'd like to see in a fic. It just seemed such an Obito thing to do. And, a Naruto thing to do for that matter as well...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
Horsemen by ChanceORiley27 reviews
Preludes to - So, Harv Walks Into a Bar. How John and Brian end up working for Harv.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Two-Face - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Hoist By His Own Edo Tensei by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Tobirama S., Orochimaru - Complete
It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm kicked in, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Butterfly Genjutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.
Crossover - American McGee's Alice & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,926 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Alice, Kakashi H. - Complete
But, They Didn't by Lucillia reviews
Instead of asking why Obito had joined Madara and was trying to destroy the world - Konoha included -, Kakashi is convinced he knows. Much to his mortification, Obito - who wants Kakashi to pay for what he did to Rin - has to convince his former teammate that his assumptions in the matter are badly mistaken before he can tell him the true reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H.
Unfortunate Events by Lonewalker reviews
Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 143 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Alternate Transportation by Lucillia reviews
At the shrine at which the Higurashi family resides, there is a well that takes Higurashi Kagome 500 years into the past. At another shrine however...
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Complete
The Ninth Life by Timballisto reviews
The many reincarnations of Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno. AU/Plotbunnies. Mostly Sakura and Naruto-centric. New Chapter: ER: I
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 33,607 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Big Human on Campus: After School by Black Dragon6 reviews
An omake spin-off in the fashion of Full Metal Panic: Fumoffu! Rampant silliness and experimental side-stories that would gut the main story were I to insert them in a chapter.
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 67,620 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012
Voldemort's Bad Day by Diresquirrel reviews
Voldemort is having a bad day. A very bad day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Voldemort - Complete
Eyes of the Beholder by Kat Morning reviews
A minor intervention switches Hinata to Team Seven. This would be the sound of a butterfly flapping its wings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,229 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Above the Underneath by Dreamyin reviews
"Careful Sensei. Look too closely underneath the underneath and you may fail to see what is right in front of you." Kakashi regarded the blond pensively, before he eye-smiled. "You have grown up a lot from the five-year-old I babysat Naruto." Non-Yoai, Teacher-student-bond. Including ANBU Kakashi as "Inu".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,968 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Auburn and Gold by Aurelia Astralis reviews
A Chunin kunoichi from Konoha dies from elemental chakra poisoning during the Fourth Shinobi World War, only to be given a opportunity of a lifetime: the chance to change everything. Time Travel, AU, slow-paced, Tenten-centric. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,975 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Tenten
The Color Wheel by Aurelia Astralis reviews
A series of one-shots based on the story "Auburn and Gold," separated into four arcs. Time travel, AU. Arc I, Childhood: Maroon, Tiger, Sunshine, Jade, Indigo, Irises, Lipstick.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,073 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tenten
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Ninja By Any Other Name by jacobk reviews
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Louise
Rewind, Relive, Return by kashaminami reviews
This is a dream, right? There's absolutely no way that all of this can be real, right? Yeah. There are five heads on the Hokage Monument. Not four. And Sandaime-jii-chan's been dead for years now, everyone knows that. There is absolutely no way he could've... is there? Time-travel's supposed to be impossible, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,213 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Danzo's Team by kosmos00 reviews
Danzo asks to be Team 7's Jounin. Follows Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke as they grow into their positions. Kakashi is still in the fic. A more military take on the Narutoverse, will try to focus on ninja using tricks instead of brute force. strong!team.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 114,808 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 1,972 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Danzō S., Team Seven
Encounter by FireflySummer reviews
While imprisoned aboard the Hellicarrier, an unexpected visitor calls on Loki. Much to the god's surprise, he's got a few tricks up his sleeves, including a startling amount of insight into Loki's character. Rated T for safety. Cover Lineart drawn by me. Coloring by Pai-Draws on Deviantart.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Edward E., Loki - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,533 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Yoda
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 3,938 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Make It or Break It by Dreamyin reviews
Harry Potter can't get a break. In Voldemort's last attempt to kill Harry in the Final Battle, Harry is whisked away to another universe. Now alone in Naruto's hectic world, how long will Harry's luck allow him to get around unnoticed? "I'm so screwed..."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,624 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,428 - Follows: 2,945 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P.
Amorously Minded by Redrangerpower reviews
Nobody suffers the weirdness, and sometimes poetic justice, of fate quite like the sexually promiscuous. This is what Tony Stark and Morrigan Aensland found out after one too many late night trysts. *Currently undergoing revisions. Chapter 2 rewrite posted.*
Marvel vs Capcom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,848 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Iron Man, Lilith, Morrigan A., Spider-Man
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 4,105 - Follows: 947 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Interesting Times by Materia-Blade reviews
A quiet train ride across the ocean. A down on his luck boy with a gun and a rich man share the same car alone. As far as robberies go, it was a very quiet one. The old man was good humored and the boy left with more than he'd ever had in his life. Debts though... have this way of haunting you. An immortality story. No longer a oneshot obviously.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,267 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Ranma
Another Path by Marcus Rowland reviews
A week after the battle of New York, Captain America encounters some unusual teenagers and learns something about his past anf future. Avengers / Young Wizards crossover.
Crossover - Young Wizards & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kit R., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hogwarts and the Hyperion by Rulerofwords reviews
Sex. Love. Centaur hookers. Thestral raccoons. SCVs. Monocles of destruction. Hermione. Jim Raynor. Zerglings. Hogwarts students vs. zerglings. The Hyperion. And a love that transcends dimensions. This story has everything you want . . . and more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Hermione G., James R.
The Pebble by Rhiw reviews
It began, in the way that all truly great twists of fates do, with something small. Crackfic, series of connected one-shots. Complete unless I randomly add on.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
The Nu Mantia which is Liberté by Dark Knight Gafgar reviews
When Louise Francoise le Blanc de la Valliere took part in the Springtime Familiar Summoning ritual, she expected something majestic. A noble, magnificent creature, like a griffin, or maybe a dragon! ...She got a Dremora instead. RATED M FOR A REASON.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,853 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010
The Sharpest Lives by dyingcow reviews
After a violent death, Haruno Sakura is reborn into the Uchiha clan as none other than her murderer's twin sister. (hiatus)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,497 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Under Contract by Rain Seaker reviews
Two-shot. Harry smiles at the anachronistic electricity lines and the shinobi appearing from smoke and leafs on top of a roof and decided that he will like this universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 26,290 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Harry P., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Tournament of Doom! by bob-the-blue reviews
Sequel to Omni Law. Harry Potter must come to Hogwarts to compete in the Tri Wizard Tournament. God help us all.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P.
The Scorpion's Sting by Wandering the Arid Sea reviews
AU. Orochimaru's 'resignation' from the Akatsuki and the resulting fallout is more intense than in canon, resulting in chance meeting between Sasori and a young Naruto in a changing world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,028 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Naruto U.
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,596 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,151 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U.
A Reluctant Hufflepuff by Horrorshow Jane reviews
"If you're thinking that I'm not going to put you in Slytherin, then you're quite right," sniffed the Hat, sounding somewhat vindictively gleeful. "The house which actually suits you best is—HUFFLEPUFF!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,833 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Draco M.
Take a Stand by cywscross reviews
When Haruno Sakura looked around her and realized she had become far more than she had ever thought she could be, she was, oddly enough, waging another verbal war against her parents. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Fourth King by SSHiei reviews
The Fourth Grail War originally had but three Kings. Matou Kariya summons a fourth, but it isn't one anyone could have ever expected.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,899 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Kariya M.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 2,492 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Another Kind of Magic by Saphroneth reviews
There's more than one way to lead, and more than one way to be an Element of Magic. An AU looking at the effects of a slightly different early life for two unicorns.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,873 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Trixie, Twilight Sparkle
Reboot by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
The Nicelanders are still wary of Ralph the day he and Felix return. Vanellope is having none of that.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Zero's Noble Overlord by Shintouyu reviews
The Overlord, man of many titles and known for his noble deeds, was to be forever trapped in the Abyss. Yet, one day, a portal opens up and allows him to escape from his eternal prison, and thus he becomes the guardian familiar of a little strawberry blond girl. [Discontinued]
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,253 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Complete
The Journal by JoetheGrim reviews
Training Trip turned Survival Trip - previous name - Jiraiya tries teaching Naruto some sealing on their trip, he really likes it so Jiraiya gives him the Hiraishin on the off-chance that he figures it out. It doesn't turn out well and Jiraiya needs to return to Konoha alone. Naruto, however, will do all he can to survive in this new frozen world he had found himself in.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 49,200 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U.
Priorities by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
One shot. The Illusive Man's thought process behind making Dr. Eva Core's hookerbot body.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Illusive Man, Dr. Eva - Complete
Fix-It Ralph, Wreck-It Felix Jr by Beyond The Horizon reviews
Every so often, when the lights are out and the Niceland residents have gone, Ralph finally has the chance to play hero. Pre-movie. No spoilers.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Find Me a White Knight Cloaked in Black by cywscross reviews
When the civilians need something made or fixed in a hurry, they all know to go to the green-eyed foreigner. So it stands to reason that, sooner or later, ninjas would come knocking as well. Insanity ensues – they're messing with a Marauder after all. But mostly, Hiei just wishes they would all leave him alone. HIATUS.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,873 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 4,477 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Harry P.
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice by Julchen M. Liddell reviews
The story where Vanellope discovers her hideout for the first time and makes it her home. A useless, unfinished glitch living out her existence in a useless, unfinished level? That seems about right.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Bad Guy Baking by upperstories reviews
"Baking had turned into something of an ironic hobby for Ralph." Friendship drabble, set after the events of Wreck-It-Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Bad Cut by Ozzallos reviews
The whisper of wind. The hint of movement. That was all it took for Ranma Saotome's life to be turned upside down after the surprise engagement to one Akane Tendo. Ranma!chan.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,758 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Ranma, Kodachi
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 232 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by Delusional Fishies reviews
Maya and Gaige are searching for new Vaults. They may have made a mistake that took them somewhere else. At least they aren't here because of some stupid green portals.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Louise, Maya
Shine by Methos2523 reviews
With Halloween night planned ahead, Ethan makes the deadly mistake of involving someone real in his chaos, someone who doesn't take kindly to being yanked across the ocean by mystical means and forced into another body, leaving Sunnydale forever changed, along with a few other surprises for the Slayer and her friends...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 546 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Xander H., Alucard
Love Thy Neighbour by Autumn Butterfly reviews
Malintus Ancus muses on the unfortunate circumstances which led to the Champion of Cyrodiil moving into town.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Hero of Kvatch - Complete
Imminence by Stalker of Stories reviews
ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,223 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Scion of Honor by Arthur Hansen reviews
Betrayed by the gods, exiled from Earth, Sheila Henderson finds herself the pawn of Fate even as ancient enemies plot her death. It's enough to make a girl mad. Fighting mad. Even two thousand years isn't enough to stop her.
Crossover - Honor Harrington & Scion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 81,021 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
The Romp Effect by Arcman reviews
During their travels in China, Ranma and Genma take a wrong turn and get lost... in time and space. Inspired by Seven Village Stomp by Xylix
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,310 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Ranma
Dirty Old Men by Crimson Siyrean reviews
After being forced to take seduction classes, the girls decide to take revenge on the opposite sex by showing them just what they've learned about using their feminine wiles. Unfortunately, it doesn't take long to realize that perhaps they've bitten off a bit more than they could chew when getting involved with an older man. Large Ensemble Cast Genma/Hinata Kakashi/Tenten main
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 152,410 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Kakashi H., Tenten, Hinata H., Genma S.
The Attempted Capture of the Dragonborn by Lenny the Wicked reviews
The Dragonborn is captured by Stormcloaks. Briefly.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Ronthil, Legate Rikke
Average by Death2Deadlines reviews
Oneshot collection - Shikamaru meets a girl he can actually hold a civilized conversation with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
Love at First Byte by Makolin808 reviews
Megamind goes to the arcade, and finds something much more meaningful than just a fun time. A Megamind and Wreck-It Ralph ficlet. The pairing is Megamind/Ralph
Crossover - Megamind & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [Megamind, Wreck-It Ralph] - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2307 - Favs: 5,781 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror by Fabius Maximus reviews
There are some things even heroes fear.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Steve Barkin - Complete
The Joys of Crooked Accounting and Philanthropy by Pat Squared reviews
What happens when an young Uchiha girl discovers the joys of crooked accounting/charity scams, and decide to be born-again into the Church of the Orange Buddha and Accounting Genius Naruto. This is a one-shot gift-fic inspired by Layna6's Uchibi Sasuke and authorized by the author.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,510 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Heresy by Loki Nishizaki reviews
Uzumaki Naruto: the final frontier. This is the voyage of two young kunoichi. Their mission: to find and retrieve Uzumaki Naruto. To accomplish their mission, they'll have to enlist the help of Naruto, overcome Naruto, hold out against Naruto and above all, recognize Naruto from a large pile of other identical Naruto. They'll have to find him quickly. Naruto wants Naruto dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,658 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Magical Girl Nanoha 12? by Lost Star reviews
A Ranma and Nanoha fusion. No Ranma as the magical girl, no Ranma overpowering everything else. Just a meeting between two children, and the repercussions that begin to snowball. Be afraid, because the term befriending might develop new meaning.
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 156,456 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Ranma, Nanoha T.
A Name He Could Do Without by Lucillia reviews
There is a world where, thanks to a run of really bad luck and poor timing, Namikaze Minato picks up a slightly different nickname.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Minato N. - Complete
Coach Granger by Luan Mao reviews
A superstar needs help to reach his potential. Not H-Hr ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 74,666 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Ranma, Planewalker by BrokenMimir reviews
Ranma in the world of Planescape. Philosphers with Clubs, and the Prime Material's greatest Chaos magnet. An ancient evil awakens. Will Sigil survive? Will Ranma?
Crossover - Ranma & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,669 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Ranma
Hermione Granger and the Alternate Universe by CharlesTheBold reviews
What would have happened to Hermione and her friends if she had never heard of the wizard world, and she focused her brains on Muggle science? AU, of course. Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,988 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Orange Blossom by kaztsar reviews
Naruto got lost on the road of death. Now he's gotta do the whole thing all over again, just from a different perspective. TimeLoop fic. Rating upgraded due to Inner Sakura's potty mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Death in the Family by Fabius Maximus reviews
Some Losses are too much to bear...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Drakken, Kim P. - Complete
They Grow Them in Nibelheim by Erisah Mae reviews
A series of oneshots about BAMF!Nibelheimers. Cloud's Recruitment into the SOLDIER Cadet programme. Why Tifa became Zangan's student and then a terrorist. Canonish. Rated for foul-mouthed Nibelheimers.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Cloud S., Tifa L.
Critical Mass: Blood and Bone by Finite Infinity reviews
Second in the Critical Mass Series. The line between good and evil has never been thinner anywhere but Omega. How do we know when we cross it? Can we ever come back?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,635 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Mordin S., Aria T'Loak
Tempest by cywsaphyre reviews
Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,575 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 3,491 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sakura H.
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 3824 - Favs: 10,303 - Follows: 9,744 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Iron Soul by PlaceholderName reviews
An accident results in Naruto acquiring a unique advantage and a new instructor. Can Ebisu guide Naruto down the path of a successful ninja?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,540 - Reviews: 1608 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 2,933 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
A Cage of Blood and Circumstance by shadowsdeep reviews
You've been inserted into the body of someone in Konoha. Do you become a Ninja; killing others and likely dying, or run and live? An OC-insert into one of the worst possible people in the Narutoverse – Hyūga Hinata. AU. No bashing or serious relationships. INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Hinata H.
Dubious Consent by PurpleMoon3 reviews
Loki is tired. Gabriel is shopping for a new vessel. Thor always thought angels were just stories to scare little aesir into behaving.
Crossover - Supernatural & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 89 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Gabriel, Loki - Complete
Team Badass by Hulkishpower reviews
The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy b/c of his crazy students. Not so vengeful Sasuke, not fangirly Sakura, not dumb Naruto, yes Uchiha Massacre. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,335 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,256 - Follows: 1,235 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Left ARM of God by RealmOfEmptiness reviews
"Oh sacred, beautiful and strong familiar!" Let's give her exactly what she asked, okay?
Crossover - Evangelion & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,404 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Zeruel, Louise
Spirit Master by EternalVoid reviews
Naruto is a master brewer, lets see how this turns out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 94,835 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Wanderer by cywsaphyre reviews
Life's a lot easier when no one knows you and your only worry is whether or not people in each world speak the same languages you do. Harry can attest to it; he's been jumping for years. He knows how to keep his head down and not get invested. On hindsight, with his track record, Harry supposed it was only a matter of time until he did exactly that.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,666 - Reviews: 1613 - Favs: 5,401 - Follows: 6,910 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Harry P.
Change of Power by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,863 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2007
Gently Go by BajaB reviews
Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Consuming Direct Control by Hyliian reviews
With nothing left for him in the galaxy but empty space and idle time, Alex Mercer finds himself recruited in Commander Shepard's fight against the Collectors. DISCONTINUED.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 86,544 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Her name was Noriko by KT-chan88 reviews
This is a jaded!Naruto time travel fic who tries to remain blasé against the wrath of Sasuke's vengeful descendents, being sent back in time to a female body, a cranky civilian doctor and a doting Kakashi-papa wannabe. A serious fic. Sorta.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,951 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Friends of a Solar Empire by Bioweapon 155 reviews
A thousand years of peace and prosperity can make you soft. But now Equestria is no stranger to the struggles of its fellows in the Trade Order as they fight for their home. Times of war are upon us.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Twilight Sparkle
The Listening by ohwhatsherface reviews
The night her husband returns home bloody and barely conscious and alone, she knows that his mission went terribly, terribly wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Hammer Time by Marcus Rowland reviews
When the going gets tough, the tough get hammering. 100-word Buffy / Avengers / Galaxy Quest crossover Drabble.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Buffy S., Thor
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,525 - Follows: 478 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Torikaeru by Morta's Priest reviews
Naruto is dead. Minato is alive. A monstrous exchange has taken place. The loss of a jinchūriki sends events into chaotic disarray as a distraught Fourth attempts to re-adapt to life without any of his family. To find the reason for the switch and to prevent a war, the Third forms a remarkable team...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 169,461 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Minato N.
The Adventures of Ramen Man and Dango Boy by ohwhatsherface reviews
Non-massacre AU. Sakura has a date and Sasuke is brooding over his unrequited love, prompting Naruto and Itachi to make some sparks fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 151 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Jus Primae Noctis by Ambrant Arandel reviews
My vision of season four. I wrote this to take place after season three. I've rated it M as much to be safe as anything else. Saito reaches a decision about the girls, but the girls have other ideas...
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,919 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Saito, Louise - Complete
Only a Moron by swabloo reviews
and a nutcase to the suicidal degree would ever find the concept of being born into the Shinobi world as cool, or any variation thereof that somehow implies any possible positive connotation. Self-insert to a certain degree. Dark, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,035 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/5/2009
Can't Get Enough by Luan Mao reviews
A monster has been stalking Hogwarts. Enough is enough, and enough is too much!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Pansy P. - Complete
Naruto: Moeagare Toushi by Nitramy reviews
LOOK! THE EAST IS BURNING RED! Warning: OOC, powerful but humble Naruto, pseudo-crack, minor crossovers from other universes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Naruto U.
Distorted Reality by Hanako H reviews
Death was supposed to be permanent. At least, that's what I assumed. I never expected to be reborn in this strange world of trained assassins I know absolutely nothing about… And have to train with freaky silver-eyed cousins. Lovely. Self-insert OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,344 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Hinata H., Neji H.
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,545 - Reviews: 3084 - Favs: 8,340 - Follows: 8,282 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Circular by Gregg Landsman reviews
It was not the beginning of the end. It was not the end of the end. It was simply the end of the beginning.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,464 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Shepard (F)
Adrift in Time by A Curious Stranger reviews
Terry Mcginnis has never felt so weird, sent back 50 years with no clue how to act, he has no idea how to go home, and how to keep his secrets. But making sure everything stays secret is going to be the challenge when everyone is after him.
Crossover - Batman Beyond & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,328 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Terry M., Bruce W./Batman
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Plan B by lord of the land of fire reviews
Some times the simplest plans work the best.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Connecting the Dots by Afalstein reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,584 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 1,789 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 1,967 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Mind of Aluminum by Moczo reviews
The dark truth about Sakura Matou has been revealed, and the question has been asked: should she live, or die? Only a true hero could make such a painful choice, but... sadly, none were available.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Rin T. - Complete
The First Guardian by Flameal Ashcrow reviews
What if Kurosaki Ichigo was a lot more curious as a child? What if this led to him having an inquisitive mind? Just how much would this change the course of history? Let's find out, shall we? - Slightly AU. Rated M for sexual content and my dirty mouth.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,555 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
Giro Whirgear, Warlock Extraordinaire by Hyliian reviews
Mages. Always making their spellbooks needlessly complicated. When a wayward mage portal sends Giro to Thedas, he is not amused. At least the height jokes have stopped.
Crossover - Warcraft & Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Gnome, Amell
Her Shadowed Realm by CryptIXeeper reviews
She grew out of control, so she was sealed. She lived long and reflected on her actions, or so she thought. Now she is offered a chance at freedom, will she take it? Or will old habits die hard. An XOver between the two. Dark Jade. AU. AR.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,392 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Jade C.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Her War by Materia-Blade reviews
Two and a half years ago, Ranma Saotome died. The residents of Nerima moved on, somehow. Meanwhile, A civil war arose in China. And a prisoner made a vow of revenge that will change the world forever. Dark fic. Pure Ranma. Credit to Ryo-Wolf and Ozz.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 220,436 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Ranma
Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Thu'um of A Distant Utopia by Delusional Fishies reviews
Without any sense of self, she is tossed through the void and taken by Akatosh. Here in this creation, she will carve for herself an Empire.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,713 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Saber
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cryo by Omniscientearl reviews
Frozen in a block of magical ice after his fight with Saffron, Ranma has awoken after nearly two hundred years.
Crossover - Ranma & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,434 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ranma, Shepard (F)
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,203 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader - Complete
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fett Twins by Lucillia reviews
Fett takes Luke and Leia to raise as his own. Bail Organa takes Leia back and has her memory erased from when she was taken to when she was returned to him. Her lost memories return on the Death Star. Star Wars with Luke and Leia as Bounty Hunters.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,751 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Luke S., Boba Fett
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 70 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
The Misadventures of Doctor Shepard by Jack Mackerel reviews
Dr. Shepard was a simple scientist - until the Skyllian Blitz made her a scientific icon and fake hero, despite her protests. Now she's dragged into a nightmare after the Spectres enlist her to disable Saren's Geth army. As they say, brains over brawn.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (F), Liara T'Soni
Rule of two, dreams come true by Darklooshkin reviews
Whitetigerwolfs Dark Lady challenge. Hermione watches Star Wars at age six and tries to connect with the force. Now watch how a game of pretend turns into a journey to the dark side filled with -friendship and love? Yes, Harry's responsible somehow...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,646 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
The First Step is Fatal by Qilin reviews
Harry enters Hogwarts under strange circumstances where he is sorted into Slytherin. Not what he expected when he fell down the stairs and died at home on Dudley's eleventh birthday. Possession would have been Harry's last guess at a second chance.AU1styr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,089 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Harry P., Neville L.
A Logical Solution by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Keiko O'Brien has a solution to Kira and Miles' sexual tension. A silly AU of "Looking for par'mach in all the wrong places".
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2012 - M. O'Brien, Keiko O. - Complete
To Learn To Love Yourself by Lanky Nathan reviews
When someone looks in a mirror for too long, they forget which one of them is real. NarutoxNaruko pairing. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Battle Fantasia: Unity by Darth Artemis reviews
"Strange, isn't it? We've always said we weren't alone, and yet nobody ever realized just how literally true that was." Part 1 of Battle Fantasia, the Magical Girl Megacross.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Game X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,390 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011
Forging The Ultimate Sword by Soxman reviews
Through a twist of fate, Naruto is gifted with the Rinnegan from the sealing of the Kyuubi. Afterwards, Danzo takes him and trains him to be Konoha's ultimate weapon. But what happens when Danzo's methods backfire and Naruto is cast adrift?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,234 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Naruto U.
Security Problems by Soxman reviews
In the genre of "Who trains Naruto before the Chunin exam finals" there have been many characters used, but to this point, not one of the most prominent characters in the universe. So without further ado, Danzo trains Naruto. One-shot... for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Naruto U.
More Time On The Clock by Soxman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, after destroying Akatsuki, defeating Madara, and killing Kabuto, settled down for a peaceful life as the Legendary Toad Sage. It was to be his mantle until the day he died. Or at least it was supposed to be...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,221 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,879 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Unforeseen Consequences by Animus of Masada reviews
Sometimes, even geniuses can be shocked by the consequences of their actions. Orochimaru didn't expect his jutsu to truly revive Minato and Kushina, but the Death God is not so easily understood. Rewrite of FDCL. Minato and Kushina alive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Perspective by demonicnargles reviews
Naruto didn't choose his bright orange jumpsuit just to get attention, and he didn't fail the Academy because he wasn't trying. Things looked different from his perspective. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In Yesterday's Reach and Tomorrow's by quantumspork reviews
Albus Dumbledore had accumulated a century of regrets, and he was unwilling to let them pass even in death. Rating may change to M in future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,594 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Albus D., Gellert G.
Sharingan Love Beam by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi has unlocked a new ability for his Sharingan. And just in time for Valentine's Day too! Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Flags of Empire by MoonClaimed reviews
"We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail 'round the world and stick a flag in," by Eddie Izzard . England, in the throes of a Nation's midlife crisis, has reverted to his glory days. This spells trouble for everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/13/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Knockers by Lucillia reviews
Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Never the Hero by Tirfarthuan reviews
Saotome Ranma was not a hero. He knew this to be true, beyond a shadow of a doubt. And he was fine with that. But sometimes, part of him wished...
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Ranma - Complete
Natsuki by Riverlander1790 reviews
When a girl from England is transported through a puddle to Konoha 5 yrs after the Kyuubi's attack, will she use the opportunity to help Naruto's path in life? Or will she simply stand and watch? And does Konoha have more in store for her? When history is really unveiled, what will happen to them all? KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
Overlord of the Void by Dkblade reviews
Louise has spent most of her life trying, and failing, to do magic. The Overlord has spent most of his life locked up in the Abyss. No one knows what will happen when these two meet, but one thing is certain: Helkeginia will never be the same again. Dead
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,050 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Louise
Vulpine side stories by Saphroneth reviews
Little things taking place in the surroundings of Vulpine. Some of them could have happened in the canon, some of them couldn't, some are a mix. Again, expect seriousness to be low.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011
Day Dreams by Chilord reviews
The world is filled with unconnected coincidence. Dreams are a reflection of the subconscious... most of the time. An exercise in a particular style of writing. As explicit as a romance novel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,728 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Fate, Stay Ranma by Bean Bandit reviews
Nerima, Tokyo. Coming to the Tendo Dojo to unite the schools of Anything Goes Martial Arts is all well and good, but Saotome Ranma has other concerns-Jusenkyo made him into a girl, but not just any girl. Not only that, but she's not quite dead yet...
Crossover - Ranma & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,219 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Ranma, Fate T.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 3,976 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
A Very Mercer Christmas by Creepy Mae West Kozi reviews
Winter 2011. Alex Mercer has a little over 24 hours to prepare Christmas dinner as a gift to his sister, Dana, coming home after being in recovery from her coma following the events of Prototype. Omake files now being added: 4. Jen vs. Words
Crossover - Marvel & Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Intersecting Circles by paganaidd reviews
For several years, omens at Winding Circle have been strange. For the past three years, there has been peace among the Four Nations. Aang has been uneasy, and the rest are getting bored. Time for a little explore. Not my worlds, or characters.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Circle of Magic - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2009
It's All Relative by weebee reviews
Ranma’s father is not Genma. He is not stupid, rash or particularly greedy, and he always thinks through all of his decisions before making them. How, then, can this make Ranma’s eventual situation just as bad or worse?
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 11/22/2009
Through the Cracks in the Mask by Eilwynn reviews
How would Naruto's life have changed if he'd had a relatively normal early childhood, someone who cared about him during his most impressionable years? A typical storyline, done a little differently. An exercise in character psychology.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 50,919 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox and the Medic Nin by Soxman reviews
Inspired by nobody102's The Scorpion's Disciple. A one-shot looking at what might have been had a rather well known medic-nin from the series cut ties with both of his former employers at the same time. May one day be a longer story. Not yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 79 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Kabuto Y., Naruto U.
Legacies by Elizabeth Culmer reviews
In which Naruto's grandkids add his name to the Memorial Stone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Mind is a Delicate Thing by Gallyrat reviews
None of the Konoha rookies are psychopaths. Or at least, that's what everyone hopes. The Hokage's just worried about the new generation. He doesn't mean to change everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,745 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forcibly United by Gaming Ikari reviews
Bound together by magical bracers, Ranma and Ryouga must go to Roanapur to fix the problem. Unfortunately for them, they'll need money to do it, and they're forced to find work in the city of Roanapur or be stuck together forever!
Crossover - Ranma & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,971 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009
Welcome to Skyrim by Laluzi reviews
Zariel is just a Breton trying to get through daily life, but Thalmor agents and renegade laws of physics won't stop getting in her way.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,960 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 7,362 - Follows: 1,559 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Another Vader Redemption Fic by Kelaria reviews
Anakin saves himself from the Dark Side in the most ridiculous way imaginable...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,979 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Complete
A Foul Light Shines by Karazor reviews
Driven by an intense Warp storm, a Rogue Trader vessel finds itself crippled and stranded above a world no human has ever visited. The natives are friendly; can the visitors say the same? A Warhammer 40k/Friendship is Magic crossover. Yes, really
Crossover - My Little Pony & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,477 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Black Knight in Halkeginina by zhead reviews
Just a few snippets of Louise summoning a not mad Berserker. Not a full story. I'll add more stuff if requested.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Berserker, Louise - Complete
Ain't No Rest For The Wicked by Thyatira reviews
Dying had to be the most pleasant experience Ranma had ever had. Unfortunately, there ain't no rest for the wicked. Eventual femslash, because I hate you. Also a lock-fic, because I really hate you.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,362 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Ranma, Naruko U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.
GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS! by LordsFire reviews
Long ago in a distant land, a FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR rode forth to oppose evil, wielding GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS! Warning, contains CRACK. And should be voiced by NORIO WAKAMOTO!
Crossover - Ranma & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Ranma
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Guided by the light of the moon by Vanishing Trooper reviews
Luna's return to Equestria was cut short when she was called to a different land by a young mage. Obviously, it is up to Luna to establish a good relationship between Equestria and this strange new civilization...the best way she knows how.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Familiar of Zero - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Louise
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 2,171 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 141 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Overlord of Zero by ironflea87 reviews
POLLS ARE NOW OPEN! After being stuck in the infernal abyss, the third overlord discovers a new world to pillage and plunder. Rated M for minion violence and sensual mistress actions later on.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,519 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011
Tis the Season by TwinEnigma reviews
Mary finds something mighty concerning when she cleans Terry's room.
Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Terry M., Mary M.
Forever! by Chengar Qordath reviews
Oneshot: Pinkie Pie randomly shows up at the apartment of one Harry Dresden, Wizard-for-hire. And then she does ... whatever it is that Pinkie Pie does.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Pinkie Pie, H. Dresden - Complete
Breaking Ties by sarhea reviews
What if Itachi had a very good reason for killing off the Uchiha clan? What if the Clan had denied Itachi just like Konoha denied Naruto? What would happen when these two meet? WIP : Female girl Fem!Itachi itanaru naruita : AR, gender bender, genderswap
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,825 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,211 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/9/2007 - [Itachi U., Naruto U., Naruko U.]
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Cutting Loose by Chengar Qordath reviews
Naruto and TenTen become friends while he's still at the Academy; TenTen helps Naruto graduate, and the two of them join Team Gai along with Rock Lee. Now, Naruto must learn what it means to be a jinchuriki, and how far he'll go to defend his ninja way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,572 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,354 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten
This Is Not The Chosen One You're Looking For by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
When the Antichrist is brought to Earth, he is secretly exchanged for another child with no one the wiser, so that he'll be raised in a secure, supportive environment until he grows up. Unfortunately, the family chosen are the Potters. Situation: FUBAR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 716 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 456 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Freedom in the Eyes of Another by Oroburos69 reviews
The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,684 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Voyager: Scions of a Lost Era by Arthur Hansen reviews
Voyager picks up a lost exile, farther from Earth in time and space. One young girl can't make that much of a difference, could she?
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Scion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/11/2011
D:tD 40K 7E: The Locust Crusade! by Mr. Fictioneer reviews
Based on the non-selling Dungeons: The Dragoning 40K 7th Edition game! The Great Wheel is under threat from a lurking menace from beyond the stars! Can three Inquisitorial Acolytes stop this apocalypse before it occurs? Now in full-colour IMAGINATION!
Crossover - Warhammer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011
Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan reviews
There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 88,703 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 2,213 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Run Away by fringeperson reviews
complete, oneshot drabble, don't own. Harry was running away from Privet Drive in the summer between his second and third years at Hogwarts. Why, oh WHY, would he go back there the following summer?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Destroy All Ponies! by Cannox reviews
When Crypro crash-lands in Equestria, he thinks it's the end to his terrifying spree of destruction. But instead, it's only just begun... As Crypto would say, 'It's probing time, little ponies' Rated T for language.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2011
Diplomatic Relations by Stormedge reviews
Tsukune Aono, wizard extraordinaire, has a mission: Attempt to prove that peace between the hostile Youkai and magic communities is possible. The only way to achieve this? Attend a boarding school for monsters.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,090 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 11/17/2010
Twins by fringeperson reviews
My spin on the Harry Potter has a twin storyline. Only, in this story, people don't seem to realise. Odd that. The few pairings are het. Don't own the canon characters, and probably not the original ones either. Mentions rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,049 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Self Help is Complicated in Tokyo3 by Tsiuq reviews
The bridge bunnies are on a mission from God. Gods, really. And nothing is going to stop them, except for the things that can stop normal humans, except for Shigeru. He's got tentacles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,178 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Shigeru A., Lilith
Changes by gromittd reviews
Ranma discovered education, Akane played golf, Neolithic Martial Artist have attacked. What next?
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,336 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Ranma, Nabiki
The Rough Fist by hangman1 reviews
Juken; the Hyuuga clan's prized fighting style. Designed to destroy or cripple the opponents chakra network with pinpoint accuracy. But what is this style fell into the grasp of a young boy. The Rougufu is born! Naruto x Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,562 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U.
The Turk Kid by PiperDreamer reviews
Yo. My name is Ambient Loveless, NOT Harry Potter. My hobbies include espionage, extortion, and emulating my brother Reno. My dream is to become like Sephiroth and torch some town just because, world domination and make a lot of money. Nice to meet ya. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P., Reno
Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition by zerohour20xx reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry believed that everything would take a turn for the better...but one night, everything changed and Harry is forced to live his life again only with a big twist, his life seems to have been turned into a video game. HP/harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,728 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P.
Triage by Guile reviews
Take this sinking boat and point us home. We've still got time. Sakura time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,763 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Sakura H.
Maybe Saito wasn't so bad after all by Guile reviews
Some other familiars that could have come up - and not just Louise's. A variety pack of crossovers. First up, Team Fortress 2.
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Louise, Montmorency
The Dread Chitin by Karazor reviews
Stranded on a hostile, alien world, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash must depend on one another and a fellow alien castaway if they want to return home to Equestria.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,911 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Complete
Job Retirement by Fabius Maximus reviews
Why do many villains seem to outlast heroes? Kim's about to find out.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kim P. - Complete
For the Future by Shay Guy reviews
No mouth. No hands. No voice that any - save one - can hear. Only knowledge. But knowledge can be enough.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,553 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 83 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Rei A.
A Baroque Yarn by Durandall reviews
Different island, same story... An AU that says it and means it. Kind of. Maybe.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,518 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ranma - Complete
School Spirit by StoryEnvy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't surprised to learn he was a wizard. He'd been dreaming of wizards and magic for years. He was just surprised at what sort of wizard he was. Prologue is identical to "Death and Dreams". Dresden Files crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,147 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P.
The Assassins' Archives: Ginevra by J. Tyler reviews
Armed with foreknowledge and aided by a renegade cyborg, the Assassins of the Renaissance set out to fight the future. History will never be the same-literally. AU, begins mid-AC2.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Hell by Lucillia reviews
An elderly Naruto has a seal blow up in his face and gets a brief glimpse of his idea of Hell...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Just a bit Old Fashioned by Godogma reviews
Xander feeling abandoned by his friends realizes that Buffy isn't the only Summers girl that can make you crash a skateboard.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,205 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Xander H.
Pissing a Rainbow by mapplepie reviews
Part 1 of PaR. In which Naruto is pissing a rainbow, Sakura is quite possibly from the future, Sasuke is a horrible actor, and Kakashi is confused and utterly ignored. Crack-fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Grand Sorceress Louise by Dalknexus reviews
Louise fails to summon her familiar for the first time. Well no biggie, familiars are for the weak and powerless. There'll be plenty of explosions from Louise and Vietnam era weaponry. After all, this story should have a Vietnam add-on, right?
Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,881 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Louise
The Chronicle by fringeperson reviews
Do NOT own. Harry likes to take pictures and collect stories in his book. Stories from all the people that he meets when he's travelling. X-Over of epic proportions. contains yaoi.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,492 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ghost and the Darkness by Kirsdarkenvar reviews
Sasuke and Naruto become friends at a young age, but will Naruto's paranoia and mental instability draw Sasuke down into madness, or will Sasuke's own demons bring them both into the dark? Not yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,006 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Kick in the arse of the Wizarding World by Alrissa reviews
Hermione life suddenly changes, courtesy of an experiment conducted by herself from an alternate, future universe. You'd think messages from the future would have more then vague hints and a headache. Or was that from fighting the troll. CH1-3 Beta-ed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,575 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Hermione G.
Secret of the Dark Harem by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Nineteen-year-old Albus Potter finds himself bound to eldritch abomination Minnav'ahk'rallhn in a twisted take on the MagicalGirlfriend trope, while his older brother James is - DOING NOTHING SUSPICIOUS. AT ALL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Albus S. P., OC
Force sensitive by LunaStorm reviews
At age eight, Harry Potter had an epiphany. He realized, with the utter certainty that only an eight years old can have, that he was a Jedi.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,655 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 433 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Consequences by Advent of Shadows reviews
Throwing caution to the wind always has consequences. Unfortunately, Naruto doesn't learn this until he is hurled 25 years backwards in time. Time Travel. Naruto/Mikoto. Rated M for later chapters. Spoilers up to Naruto chapter 535.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,781 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,965 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Mikoto U.] - Complete
Midnight by Laluzi reviews
A Breton mage finds herself encountering a certain mysterious man at every other turn. Just who is this apparent 'guardian angel', and what does he want with her? When things begin to fall apart, where do they have left to turn to? -Dead fic.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,768 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Vicente V.
Savior by oneperfectfit reviews
The Doctor helps out each of the Circle children, in kind.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Circle of Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/11/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Joe's New Look: Sexy Joe and Viewtiful Silvia by ShinnokRaiden99 reviews
Fourth in the New Look series. When Big John returns to attack Movieland, Joe leaps into action... with the wrong V-Watch. Rated T to be safe.
Viewtiful Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 143 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Watermelon Waterfall by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
All seems lost. The Mythic Dawn stands at the gate of Cloud Ruler Temple. All the Blades have left are five thousand scrolls of Absorb Mercantile and a watermelon...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Martin S. - Complete
Boutoku no Naruto by Thanathos reviews
We all know that Naruto is famous for his use of the Kage Bunshin, the jutsu he learned from the Forbidden Scroll. But what if things had been different? What if Naruto had chosen a different jutsu to learn, a darker one? What would happen then?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,921 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,874 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Lost Cards by NightmareSyndrom reviews
Cards are scattered. A lone traveler passes through. What happens when you mix a Martial Artist and Ancient Magic?
Crossover - Ranma & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,689 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Ryoga
Spliced! by Godogma reviews
Demonic bloodlines lie dormant in many of their descendants until the proper trigger is found.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,931 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Xander H.
Of the stars by Mike9 reviews
Louise sought a great familiar, now that she has one it just won't follow orders. The Eldar do not take orders from Mon-keigh.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
A Still More Glorious Dawn Awaits by Guardian Box reviews
Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière overdoes the summoning ritual. Instead of casting her intent across the void, she throws the entirety of her mind. Through the turbulent seas of emotions she drifts, until she's brought before a God.
Crossover - Warhammer & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 200 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Louise
Dismissal of Zero by Sithking Zero reviews
Louise summons a familiar, it's a crossover character, blah, blah, blah. You've seen it before. But usually, familiars aren't this... dismissive, of the young mage and her society. God help them. Crack.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Louise - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki and the Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu by Diresquirrel reviews
THE OBLIGATORY TIME TRAVEL FIC! This is pure parody where Naruto is transported back in time from a terrible future via Madara's Deus Ex Machina no Jutsu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 240 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Slum Flower by Asuka Kureru reviews
Aeris at fifteen, learning her weapon. Character study, introspection.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Aerith G. - Complete
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
All That's Old Is New Again by rgm0005 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke learnt the hard way that if you're not sure it'll work, you shouldn't mess around with the fabric of space and time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,384 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Come Away O Human Child by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by 'The Stolen Child' by WB Yeats. No one would consider Mortitia Addams a fairy, but she will certainly take the child away from the place of cruelty and more weeping than he could understand. Do NOT own. Drabble.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Harry P., Morticia A. - Complete
Reap the Whirlwind by Ozzallos reviews
Going back was bound to make ripples, but soon that would be the least of his concerns.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,785 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Martyr's Crossroads by Fell The Tempest reviews
Destroy that which is evil, to allow that which is good to flourish. A concept that never made sense to Naruto, until he died. Rated M for language, violence, possibly lemons later. Rate and Review?
Crossover - Naruto & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,816 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Dealing with Disappointment by scriviner reviews
Superman is the son of one of the most brilliant men produced by a culture that practically fetishizes science. What if his parents got the opportunity to see how his life turned out? Would they be proud? Or would they take issue with his life choices?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Afterthoughts by Epidot reviews
Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 66,209 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Take A Man's Cat by Sarah1281 reviews
New Orlesian Warden-Commander Fayle Fahlgai felt perfectly justified assigning Anders a templar stalker and making him get rid of Pounce but he never expected his predecessor Angélique Amell to take issue with this and force him to apologize...
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Anders, Amell - Complete
Goodbye by Madork Gunna reviews
Two months after the outbreak, a widow finally finds peace. A goodbye is sometimes all that is needed. ONE SHOT.
Prototype - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Wolfsbane by lunakatrina reviews
Harry gets a new pet over the summer before his third year. AU, Gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,278 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Monster that was Man Enough by Stunning Sunset reviews
Would a blossom get eaten if it fell into a sake pond home to a shark? A fortuitous meeting at a bar and a temporary truce may change quite a few things. While Sakura does not mind being eaten, both know that war is near. And they're not on the same side.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,362 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Narcissism by lunakatrina reviews
It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,409 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 4,433 - Follows: 1,600 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Crow and a Jar by MKofGod reviews
The only demons in the clearing are the ones standing like specters over her boys' shoulders. It's always the quiet ones.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Youkai Martial Arts by NightmareSyndrom reviews
Ranma's been dropped from Furikian High. How will he handle having to go to a school of monsters? *Rating and/or Summary may change*
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,527 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Ranma
Ninja Arts and You by Kelenas reviews
Ninja Arts and You: 101 everyday applications for your favorite ninja techniques.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Naruto U.
I am Legion by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
When he was young, Naruto had an encounter with a poison dart tree frog. Instead of traumatizing the kid, it intrigued him. And then he got access to the Forbidden Scroll... intelligent!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,215 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Think Tank by Altlantica Stitch reviews
In which a small gray violent alien and a large equally violent humanoid virus discuss the harvesting of brains and the throwing of military vehicles.
Crossover - Destroy All Humans! & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Tired by Fabius Maximus reviews
Is this the end for Kim?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Kim P., Ron S.
Sacrifice by H.E. Gray reviews
There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Tenten - Complete
Infiltrator by Djehuty3 reviews
Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Sasuke U.
In the Breaking by nyet khan reviews
Akatsuki lies broken and Naruto hates the world. Where does he go from here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,027 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Shadow of Zero by Xeno-Freak reviews
Yet another different familiar for Louise fic. FP POV, a former SI reincarnated into a stressful life. Ignorant of the series, how will this would be scholar fare when he realizes he's not the only thing from his old home to crossover?
Crossover - Dungeons and Dragons & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 82,667 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Louise
Contracts and Legalities by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Complete. Do Not Own. All those harem stories where Harry gets a lot of other people's girl? If he can have lots of wives, why can't they have lots of husbands too? This story is inspired by that thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,300 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Roll Call by Fabius Maximus reviews
Kim isn't the only one who faces weirdness over the course of the day- for Steve Barkin it starts the moment he walks in the door...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Steve Barkin, Kim P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
Question by Marcus Rowland reviews
There's an important question, and the Lone Power needs to answer it. 100-word Young Wizards / surprise crossover drabble.
Young Wizards - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Lone Power
Class Rivals by Earth Star reviews
Dash has faced many powerful super villains, but they are nothing compared to his classmate Edith.
Crossover - Incredibles & Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edith - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,020 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Deviant by FreakyDeaky01 reviews
Lemon that might end up having somewhat of a plot in future chapters. Just a drabble of mine that I'll only update when I feel inspired - meaning irregularly and infrequently. I just thought some of you might get a kick out of it. Harry/Multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,489 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 286 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P.
Queen Rat by Sarge4 reviews
Nabiki has always been a hustler and Ranma and Akane were often involved in her schemes. You'd think she'd get caught. She got caught. Book 9 - Chapter 5 - This is really a Hika story.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 479,399 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Nabiki, Kodachi
Mission Failure by Fabius Maximus reviews
Sometimes, evil plans just don't work out like you thought they would... Found this on the old HD and ran it through the spell checker.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Queen of Shadow's by Nocturne no Kitsune reviews
Not all is well in Jade Chan's world. The rush to stop Shendu from using Jackie to alter the Book Of Ages has brought about a much different ending. Now, young Jade Chan finds herself waking to a much different world.
Jackie Chan Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Jade C.
Beginnings by Rayneken reviews
Naruto was six years old when he met the man who changed his life. ...Now he's kind of just hoping he survives it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,685 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Real Vampires Don't Sparkle by Laluzi reviews
When Edward Cullen suddenly appears in Skingrad, the local vampires are not dazzled. At all.
Crossover - Twilight & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Edward, Vicente V. - Complete
Road to Hell by Naniris reviews
What happens when "You are what you eat" meets "No good deed goes unpunished."?
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Teacup Tempest by Wingwyrm reviews
Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45,800 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 598 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bishonen Senshi Sailor Moon by Ryo-Wolf reviews
10,000 years ago, Queen Serenity used the Ginzuishou to send the souls of the Senshi into the future to be reborn as normal girls. However, something went terribly wrong. For some reason, they were reborn as male martial artists instead.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 127,528 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Konatsu
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
Here There Be Unicorns by Malteaser reviews
Sir Charles had met exactly one unicorn in his long life. This is the story of that meeting. Crossover with "Charlie the Unicorn", I kid you not.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - White Knight/Charlie - Complete
Harry Potter vs Mr Potato Head by Perfect Lionheart reviews
A minor touch of philosophical rambling that you might find interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/31/2010
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Late Arrival by Aquamarine Lights reviews
Kakashi is very late to pick up his Genin team. Ranma accidently teleports. And the early bird gets the worm...
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Ranma
Wanker by atom-of-ice reviews
Harry realized something, but now he's thinking with his second head.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Harry P., Lavender B. - Complete
Not how it was planned by Hawklan
Angelus tries to destroy the world with Acathla and then some Xanderness happens.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Monkey Island - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Xander H.
The Thing With The Soda Bottles by Crisium reviews
How could a remote-control tornado ever possibly go wrong? Bill Nye/Dr. Horrible crossover.
Crossover - Bill Nye The Science Guy! & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Ice by VR Trakowski reviews
He's an engineer, not a physicist.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Mittens by DarkGidora reviews
An unstoppable virus monster tries to figure out what to get his sister for her birthday. Shoplifitng, helicopter crashes, and an angry Blackwatch general ensue.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alex M./Zeus, Dana M. - Complete
Kyushiki Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
Once upon a time there was a sennin who fought pirates as a member of the elite assassination unit, CP9. Unfortunately he wrote a book about it. Not to be taken seriously or orally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,177 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
Ladies Night by TwinEnigma reviews
Tenten, Hinata, Sakura and Ino take a mission to Wave to assassinate a rogue warlord. Pre-Shippuden. some mild violence, Mature Themes, mild sexuality. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Tenten, Hinata H. - Complete
Masses to Masses by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After a freak event sends me into the ME universe 2 years before ME1, I find myself working at C-Sec. As if dealing with serial killers, drug smugglers, and Garrus Vakarian wasn't enough, I need to work out why I was sent here, and I need to survive. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,397 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Team 7, Anything Goes Ninja! by Largo reviews
Happosai has had enough of Ranma. Using an ancient scroll he banishes Ranma and Akane to a place where he'll find opponents even he can't beat. Too bad for them, Ranma doesn't lose when it counts and keeping the kids he's saddled himself with safe does.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 280 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Ranma
The One That Got Away by Icespark-Zanzav2 reviews
Even the best have at least one story, about the One That Got Away...
Crossover - Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dark Devotion by Amadaun reviews
A whore becomes an assassin. A healer becomes a killer. Loneliness becomes family becomes devotion. A twisted little story about a twisted little girl.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lucien L., Vicente V.
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
Dungeon Crawling in Chicago by LordsFire reviews
Take a decently fit Nerd, throw him into a slightly more magical version of the real world in 1990, and give him the ability to gain power as per D&D levelling system. A completely gratuitous piece, written purely for the author's own satisfaction.
Crossover - X-overs & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,354 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 141 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Complete
Holding Destiny With Your Own Two Hands by MKofGod reviews
“There is a scroll. It has a jutsu that can stop this from happening. You can go back in time. You can change all this.” The remnants of Konoha strive to change not only their history, but many other tragedies as well. MinaKushi but otherwise Genfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 191,101 - Reviews: 1717 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 2,662 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Oath by Venath reviews
AU. On the night of the Kyuubi's attack, a boy overhears something he wasn't supposed to. Naturally, Naruto's upbringing goes through a few changes as a result. Itachi and Naruto, but not Naruto/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,417 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Ninja Chef Naruto by NamelessEpitaph reviews
When young jinchuriki are raised by nuke-nins strange things may happen. Hopefully original. Rated mostly for the overlying theme. Future Naruto/Harem, please note that first word: Future. I blame all those other Akatsuki-raised Naruto stories for this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,598 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U.
Synthetic Insight by Pruit Igoe reviews
What if the line between artificial intelligence and organic intelligence was crossed? Commander Shepard gains a power beyond any organic being, and comes to understand the war that she fights. AU, FSHEP
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,689 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Shepard (F)
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 3,184 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
Harry Potter and the Reluctantly Paternal Uncle by PenRifle reviews
Vernon Dursley likes to drink. Harry uses this to his advantage. Soon, between mixing drinks and discussing cars, they form an unlikely and somewhat disturbing bond. Chaos is sure to ensue. Featuring Happy-Drunk!Vernon and Smart!Harry. AU. HP/LL, RW/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,676 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Harry P., Vernon D.
The Raven's Anger by oso1991 reviews
He was abandoned by the Dursleys in New York City. Found by an Italian mobster surrounded by ravens, he grew to be the most powerful Don that New York ever witnessed. Absolutely ruthless and feared by all, what happens now when he is found by Dumbledore?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,849 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,585 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Infinite Sharingan by Arthur Hansen reviews
My take on "Team Sharingan" and what those cursed eyes will do to all of Team 7's genins. With a bit of help from Fanboyinmusprime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 51,645 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Seeds We Sow by Animus of Masada reviews
Sequel to well received story, "Time Heals All Wounds". After Team 7 accidentally travels to and changes the past, they are left to reap the seeds they sowed, bonding with the families and friends they never had before. Time Travel/Minato alive (NOTE: Up for adoption; discontinued. If interested, check out my other Naruto stories.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 965 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Acidic Properties by Isilithix reviews
Re-Write. Even before Naruto's Shinobi career starts, it's over. Grave losses have ripped his dream away from him. The Kyuubi is silent and does nothing to help. No one does...No one can...Until Naruto meets a dying myth. Is this a gift? Or a curse?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Ranma the Prophetess by ejhawman reviews
Updated 7/7/10. Final epilogue.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 219,334 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Children of Gaia by Lord of the Saiyans reviews
Eywa gave life to the Na'vi, Earth gave life to the humans. What if Earth was not dead and hollow? What if Earth never has been? What if Gaia supported humanity the same way Eywa supported the Na'vi?
Avatar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben S. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,599 - Follows: 2,713 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
What happened to the burd? by Jonn Wood reviews
A vital question is answered. Set after Iron Man 2.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Professor Uzumaki by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 237 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Lavolta Rouge by Whispers in your head reviews
After an attack by drunken villagers, a six-year old Naruto finds his family. A response to pudgypudge's Oblivion/Dark Brotherhood challenge.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 97 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Naruto U.
The Lady of the Mountain by Flashfyre5 reviews
Ranma Saotome, now 31, lives alone on the side of a mountain, as a woman. Nobody knows who she is-not even her name-but when a wandering martial artist asks Ranma to teach him, bits of the past she thought long gone begin to reappear. Complete.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,087 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
A Brief History of Life by GhstPhantom3 reviews
When it becomes abundantly clear the impact that growing up without a family has had on Naruto, Jiraiya steps in to teach him what he needs to know. In the process, he lets it slip that... Cont. inside Rated M for language, sexuality and crude humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,547 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Dutiful Child by Luan Mao reviews
A dutiful son provides for his parents.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ranma - Complete
Butterflies and Wild Horses by Smylingsnake reviews
A tiny event leads Ranma to, among other things, Romance, Magic, Adventure and Saving the World. A butterfly can cause a storm. Imagine what a Wild Horse can do.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,860 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Ranma, Kasumi
Pencil Pusher by QuoteMyFoot reviews
The most dangerous thing for a shinobi to be good at is paperwork. As Tenzou finds out, much to his dismay. Set pre-canon. Crackish, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Yamato, Ibiki M. - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
The Straw That Broke the Maid's Back by superstarultra reviews
A deep look into the troubling psyche of Mikuru Asahina..... Okay, not really. But, hey, I tried.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Mikuru A. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
switching sides by ohwhatsherface reviews
Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Dark of the Great Hall by Bailey Matutine reviews
Sometimes, Fred and George Weasley seem to have no filter on what is appropriate and what isn't in a prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Side by Side by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Alternate universe story in which Ranma and Akane are cursed to change into each other's identical twin. Sequel to Togetherness.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 165,633 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Ranma, Akane
The Art of Dancing and Robot Repair by Compass West reviews
Short Oneshot. A Tech Priest finds there are very good reasons why artificial intelligences are blasphemous. Warhammer40k/Borderlands crossover
Crossover - Warhammer & Borderlands - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Claptrap - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
On Being A Sith Lord by DarthAmmonite reviews
Having a Sith Lord in your head is bad...having a Sith Lord with a really foul sense of humor is even worse. KotOR 1
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,812 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Revan, Carth O.
Another Harry by Stalker of Stories reviews
When Harry Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived, children across the the world were named after him. My name is Harriet Mason, and I hate Harry Potter. NOT ROMANCE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/16/2010 - OC - Complete
Oops! by Smylingsnake reviews
There are times when "Oops!" is the last thing you want to hear. When you're in the middle of having a demon fox upgrade your body is one of them. A funny tale of consequences and accidental breakages.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,436 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 2/5/2010 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Mirrored Images by shizune reviews
In an act of desperation, Naruto attempts to send his teammate back to the past to change things. He botches it, and now a Sakura from a world where Konoha was ruled by Orochimaru and then Itachi is surprised to find herself 12 and in a different world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,505 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
the long and winding road by ohwhatsherface reviews
The path of revenge, she realizes, is lonely indeed. But sacrifices need to be made.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4184 - Favs: 5,808 - Follows: 5,940 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Godfather in Gotham by serendu reviews
Harry Potter wasn't the only person going to Hogwarts with a godparent. HP/Batman crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,466 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,144 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman
An Alternative Path by Zessei reviews
AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,997 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 3,067 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Throwback by Goldenkizamu reviews
Instead of manifesting a Sharingan like most Uchiha, 5-year old Sasuke's eyes turn white. Alternate reality, no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Hiashi H.
Red by intriKate reviews
Veronica Mars, the FBI's youngest and most brilliant investigator, meets her match- the notorious thief, Carmen Sandiego.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Veronica Mars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Veronica - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Gift by Margan reviews
A moment of jealousy can cause enough regret for a life time. Obito knows this too well. Time-travel, follows canon, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H. - Complete
Graduate Vulcan for Fun and Profit by Suppi-chan reviews
It really does take a village to raise a Jim.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 145 - Published: 12/28/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Weapon XMas by TheLetterQ reviews
Semi-continuation to "Snickers" and "Fantasy Man". Deadpool shows X-23 the meaning of Christmas
Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Complete
The Chronicles of Team Seven by denytheworld reviews
The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 76 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wishful Thinking by Akatsuki210 reviews
Yuko once said that the burden of taking a life is so heavy that it can crush a person, and one shinobi knows that better than anyone. Look out, hitsuzen: Uchiha Itachi has a wish. One-shot, spoilers for the Naruto manga.
Crossover - Naruto & xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Itachi U., Yuuko I. - Complete
Lord Ranma by Chibi-Reaper reviews
Ranma the General, anyone? Now a multicross, because I have no self-restraint to speak of.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,895 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009
The Socially Unacceptable Courtship by opalish reviews
Of Hyuuga Hinata. "I am so not helping them with the hand-holding," Hanabi sighed. "Seriously." SasuHina cracktastic oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 64 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Meddling of the Shinigami by Aurelia Astralis reviews
Response to Hyssopus's challenge. Having the voice of a bloodthirsty demon in your head is bad enough, but the Shinigami doesn't take Naruto's opinion into account when he sends the dead Hokages in his seal, intent on restoring the balance of good & evil. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Naruto U.
Unnamed Master by Sierra-Falls reviews
This title does not mean that the story is a masterpiece...far from it. This speaks of Ranma being flung into a vastly different world where he must learn to survive by himself...and perhaps learn about what makes a master.
Crossover - Pokémon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 61,209 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/2/2002 - Ash K./Satoshi, Ranma
Genius of Konoha by Mrriddler reviews
AU. Naruto is able, driven and a true ninja genius. What will he accomplish? What will he fail to accomplish? An intelligent, genjutsu wielding, quasi-super-but-try-it, leader Naruto epic. Features strategy, realistic combat and subterfuge. **Naruto/?**
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,718 - Reviews: 2881 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Naruto U.
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In Vino Veritas? by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. You know all of those stories where Ranma and Akane get drunk, wake up the next morning in bed together, and realize what they did the previous night ...?
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,238 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Chaos' best friend is Kyuubi by ToxicManipulator reviews
Naruto is a being with nigh infinite power! He is the Kyuubi-no-Kitsune! He is.. Godlike! He is.. sealed in a blonde haired brat? What? "I should've never listened to shinigami. 'Take a vacation' he says, 'go to a new dimension! great fun' he says, Bah!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
Of Marriage and Diplomacy by nooziewoozie reviews
Kushina honestly didn’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go after the little Uchiha brat and his family with a chakra-infused frying pan. --chibi!Naruto asks why his parents aren't married. Rated for coarse language and adult situations. Kind of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Kushina U., Naruto U. - Complete
Adult Arts by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Through the windows of the Inuzuka Compound, six year old Uzumaki Naruto witnessed something he wasn't ready for. What exactly did he see? Better yet, what will he do now that he has seen it? Smart Naruto. On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,029 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Tsume I.
The Power of Fangirls by RuneWitchSakura reviews
In the Forest of Death, Orochimaru and the Sound Four underestimated the most powerful force of all: Uchiha Sasuke’s fangirls. His underestimation changes the whole of the Naruto series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Secret Family Jutsu by Quill of Molliemon reviews
One-shot, pre-Naruto. Kushina decides to share a jutsu that her older brothers taught her with Minato... Minato rather wishes that she hadn't. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Alternate Hosting by TwinEnigma reviews
Nine tales, one for each member of the Rookie Nine, each one a host of the Kyuubi. Oh the differences the choice of jinchuuriki makes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Chasing Butterflies by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 149 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Accidental Hero (aka, The Absentminded Ravenclaw) by Nia River reviews
ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn't come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
A Pawn to His Manipulations by Bsum1 reviews
OneShot. Albus Dumbledore can play a wicked game of chess. Anti-Dumbledore bashing . How many times has the chess analogy been used? Now I'm gonna twist it for my own means.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Duty, Honor, and Truth by Tyrchon reviews
Young Naruto believes himself alone with no family, he is wrong. Learning the ways of his mother the young boy will embark on a mysterious adventure that could destroy both him and Konoha. What will he do when confronted by his clan's legacy? Slight AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 438,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Naruto U.
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 517 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sleight of Hand by k123 reviews
Because Genies were bottled for a reason.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Genie - Complete
Evolution One Half by Shudder reviews
Chapter 18. With the adults away, the kids can play! Mistakes and confrontations, dueling Queens and deadly games. Jean suffers withdrawl and Kasumi gets a surprising offer. Mistakes weave unexpected victories. And a girl sticks her tongue up her nose.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 365,454 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Ranma
God Emperor of Faerun by Irandrura reviews
Something of a crack cross-over: What would happen if the Immortal God-Emperor of Man, and several of his primarchs, were sent to the Forgotten Realms? Insanity will ensue.
Crossover - Warhammer & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,300 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
The Fox and the Hound by Minnionette reviews
AU one-shot. The Third Hokage goes looking for a family he can con into adopting a newly-orphaned vessel named Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U. - Complete
Six Portraits of Uzumaki Naruto by frustratedfruitloop reviews
The Endless, minus one, on Naruto. One-shot Sandman / Naruto.
Crossover - Sandman & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
White of the Blue by Magnificate reviews
When returning from a mission Naruto, Neji and Shino encounter an unknown kunoichi in the forest. One thing is certain; she really shouldn’t be there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,519 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Naruto U.
Koudoukou: Fool's Gold by Akraa reviews
There is a fine line between idiocy and genius. Uzumaki Naruto has no clue where that line is. A teacher, a soldier and a madman are determined not to let the Golden Fool of Konoha dwindle. Be advised that this story may contain mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 96,287 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Evas XLR by Xerxez reviews
Shinji Ikari wasn't sent to his Uncle upon his mother's death, but to a very distant cousin named Coop who lives in the states. No one in Tokyo-3 will be ready for this Shinji! Oneshot
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Tuebor by Hugplx reviews
He had two friends in the entire world. One betrayed him and the other disappeared. His desire was to always protect those who couldn't protect themselves, but now he's finding it hard to stay motivated, yet still, he remains strong. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,911 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Beauty and the Beast by Stalker of Stories reviews
Kakashi is a liar. Most shinobi are. However, most shinobi aren't secretly kunoichi either. Fem!Kakashi Gai/Kakashi fluffy one-shot "Gai, you just groped me. I'm going to go take a shower and try to scrub my brain clean."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/8/2009 - [Gai M., Kakashi H.] - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Loop by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
My name is Naruto and I'm cursed. I'm trapped in a loop of time, reliving the final fourteen years of my life for the third time. Only this time things will be different, because this time I have a plan to escape. Rated T for language & so on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,424 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Short Story by Delusional Fishies reviews
Very Short. Humor.
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
He'd Be Proud by MissWorded reviews
Jiraiya would be proud of his prophecy child. If you know what I mean, and I think you do. NaruHina. Rated T for sexual suggestion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Not Over Till The Paperwork Is In by WhyMustIWrite reviews
After an administrative error, Iruka finds himself on an S-rank mission with Sharingan Kakashi and snobbish Anbu and, ultimately, on trial for murder. Iruka's past haunts him while Kakashi becomes unwillingly entangled in the sensei's affairs. Gen fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,571 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Tears of a Dragon: Book 1 The Mandarin by LSMcGill reviews
Updated to current version/formatted for FFN/missing chapter corrected Zhu Shu quested for a year to find the husband she must have to ensure her clans future, only to meet with failure. Then, she met Ranma, and everything changed. But for the better?
Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 126,731 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 2/13/2001 - Complete
Too Thick by Tigee86 reviews
Sarutobi discovers that lying doesn't always work. FYI, the title comes from the saying 'Laying it on a little too thick'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're not Drakken! by Donteatacowman reviews
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog/Kim Possible crossover. A green-skinned woman with a fake-looking mustache directed Kim and Ron's heroic intentions to a certain amateur villain's hideout. Yet no beating! Is it going to be the Senior's all over again?
Crossover - Kim Possible & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Kim P., Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Bubblesgum Kinda Keeps My Heart by Stalker of Stories reviews
It was an accident that he came to this place in pursuit of Sasuke, but the jutsu these girls have are amazing. Especially the blonde. She has potential.
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2008 - [Bubbles, Orochimaru] - Complete
The Crop by Adrian Tullberg reviews
She begins her harvest. Crossover.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
Mortuary Mixup by Sayaka-sama reviews
All in all, Ino was bound for a stiff and miserable occasion until he nearly destroyed the wall of the funeral home. Hidan Ino crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
The Reach of Shadows by yasuhei reviews
Sometimes the best new tricks to learn are the oldest. A largely light hearted fic of blooming power andd burgeoning romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Cursed No More by MZephyr reviews
Kuno uses the wishing sword to free Ranma of his curse. No pairing - a bit unusual for me. Warning: reading the reviews before the story will almost certainly spoil something significant.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Truth by Omission by Scribbler reviews
Nobody played with the blond kid. Nobody wondered how he survived, whether he was happy, or where he went each day after playtime was over. Angsty one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Snickers by TheLetterQ reviews
Deadpool sees something he's never seen before... Deadpool/X-23
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,755 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Blink by demonicnargles reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable barrier? Things break. Things like Time. Another take on Kyuubi and the Shinigami's seal. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Broken Tool by Jonohex reviews
Haku is alive, barely, after the battle at the bridge. With his master, Zabuza, dead and a team of vengeful hunter ninja close on his trail can he hope to last long? Haku X female OC. Please read & review, all comments and advice are appreciated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 169,172 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Haku, Inari - Complete
When Pigs Fly by The-Eighth-Sin reviews
Tonton's not just an adorable piglet you know! She's a schemer! A Naruto/Shizune Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Suiren by Eimii reviews
In the midst of the Chuunin Exam, Sakura recalls the promise she made to herself and comes to a realization about her own ninja way... Updates: Side story, 'Affinity' added! Note to new readers: See continuity warning on Chapter 23...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 153,361 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Sakura H., Anko M.
The Uncanny Valley by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
A younger Dr. Drakken and his recently hired assistant Shego...and the Bebe robots. Drakken and Shego before the KP series started.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,018 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Petals in the Wind by Vathara reviews
The ripples from Halloween continue, in Sunnydale and Soul Society. Directly follows "Lone Flower".
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,007 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Lone Flower by Vathara reviews
Halloween, from the possessor's point of view. So much for research in Soul Society's archives.... Challenge response to TtH's #1112.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Crossovers Can Drive You Crazy by Metropolis Kid reviews
One of my earliest Hellsing fics. Just a little story about the craziest Hellsing crossover I could come up with... You know, that still made some kind of twisted sense. Hope you enjoy. As always, reviews are appreciated. Thanks.
Crossover - Sesame Street & Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Alucard - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Ultimate Escape Artist by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 954 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Harry P.
A Body to Match the Mind by kiwi wiki reviews
When it came to women, Jiraiya wasn’t at all picky. So long as she had breasts and a vagina, he’d do her. This would, of course, inevitably come back to bite him in the ass. AU, JINARU, CRACK
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,996 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Jiraiya, Naruto U. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 137 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Silent Horse by MZephyr reviews
RanmaxAkane. Starts out darkly. Ranma is traumatized upon his initial arrival in Nerima, leaving him mute. Alternate universe story.
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 153,619 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Defenestration by ignitesthestars reviews
Defenestration: The fine art of throwing somebody out a window. Kushina/Minato, pre-Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Raised by a God by Chaosthief1 reviews
Inspired by others thought I'd give a Stargate SG1 crossover with Harry potter a shot. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,706 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Death by Chocolate by Nukenin reviews
In which Uchiha Itachi provides his own unique twist. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Kurenai sensei by swabloo reviews
The deadly truth behind Kurenai,her teachings,and her students.Why team eight was the only one not to show any progress or change in both skills and personality during the Chunin exam,even after months of training.Genjutsu is deceitful, & people are blind
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Kurenai Y. - Complete
Breaking Up Isn't that Hard to Do by Narf-for-the-Garthoc reviews
This is not an epic tale of action, suspense and true love. Yeah, I'm disappointed, too. NaruSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 87 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Wild Reincarnation by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
In the Forest of Death, Naruto wakes up early and doesn't feel like himself. He has memories that he has not lived, and his body isn't as responsive as his new memories want him. What is going on?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,200 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Naruto U.
Hidden Depths by allitersonance reviews
Behind those shining blue eyes there is a heartless killer, and deep beneath his pure, childish laughter is the furious roar of a demon and the screams of the dying as a village falls...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 5,209 - Follows: 542 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
A little more simple by Nukenin reviews
Everyone always wants Naruto to be more intelligent. What if it went the other way? CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Titan's Hammer by Skelethin reviews
Danzou and the other members of the council wanted to turn the Kyuubi vessel into a weapon. Maybe they should have been more specific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 139 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Sanctuary by Orodruin reviews
He ran as if the hounds of hell were at his ankles because they were: the Leaf's yellow-haired devil and his demonic child-warriors. The Rock Ninja are people, too. Rated for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Minato N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Letters to the Forum: The Intervention by Ahmenet reviews
Kakashi relay's a hilarious adventure to Penthouse magazine. Lemons in the future. Full spectrum of characters. Reviews appreciated. Some minor Lemons and Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 57,009 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Kakashi H.
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
The Man Who Freed Me by Cantare reviews
Phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space. A jinni's fate, unless he comes across the rarest of mortals who might set him free...
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,195 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Immortal by Djehuty3 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, Immortal, Shinobi, and former Hokage, sat comfortably on his ledge above the ruins of Konoha, and waited. He did not have to wait long.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 188 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete