Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.
Alright, Hello, my name is Dotchi13!
My friends on Fanfic: BlackRoseDragon, hyuugalove, ZoeySlaughter, Anouk Chizatz (They're awesome people, I adore them!)
Sandman1191999 (Ever since they took my challenge! Has a great taste in Anime/Manga and Character pairings) (My sister from another mister, loves them, even if they think it's creepy! The greatest to exchange Digital gift with too! :))
Kisshuismylife (Who has good taste in who to hate and what pairings to love)
CheckPoint32 (A good person who makes good stories. Go check out their Yuri pairing story if you want to, A Future Uncertain, and leave a review, they would like that :))
Recently, I have been told I should die from anonymous viewers, some piece of shit cowards whom probably have life easy enough for them to be trolls.
If only they knew how much it hurts to be told to kill yourself...
Do not flame my beliefs, and love of some pairings and hatred of others, which I am posting.
If you don't want to see, skip it.
I am a standing tall lover of Hinata Hyuuga from Naruto. I like her a lot, and though I don't really like her from Road To Ninja, I will accept her.
If you hate Hinata (Naruto), Sango (Inuyasha), Tohru (Fruit Baskets), Ritsu (Fruit Baskets), Tsubaki (Soul Eater) or anyone like that, I suggest you leave me and this page alone.
I will accept clichés, in fact, I love those things to death if you do it correctly.
But if not, I won't flame you, I just won't read.
And Cheesy things I slap on my pizza and eat, and I eat Corny stuff for dinner.
Don't like me for this? Don't talk to me.
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SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN AUTHOR
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. (Well actually I don't want that, I don't want some stupid-ass director butchering MY stories!)
4. Spell check is your best friend. (More like my ENEMY. My spell-check messes up all the time and If it were a person, I would have KILLED THEM ALREADY!)
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. (Or two...)
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly. (My family doesn't even look at me weirdly anymore... Until I start laughing.)
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (All the time. My teacher has stopped scolding me on how I don't follow instructions with keeping in total line like the rest of them -.-)
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories. (Ideas jump at me everywhere, especially from names *Facepalm*)
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. You often have to write something a few times before you finally like it.
30. If you failed English 101.
31. Your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
32. You think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
33. You start constantly talking in third person, past tense. (I haven't had this sign yet...)
34. People think you might have A.D.D. (Neither this one...)
35. You think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
36. The letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. (Had to buy more than 3 because the keys broke and my computer is only 2 years old!)
37. No matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
38. When replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
39. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
40. People start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
41. You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Not Caffeine, I'm more with sugar, Caffeine not my thing...)
42. After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
43. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (Come on! Those are REAL THINGS DAMMIT!)
44. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
45. You talk to yourself a lot.
46. You check your profile every ten minutes.
47. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."
48. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?
49. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. (All the time...)
50. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. (Again, All the time...)
51. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.
52. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.
53. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.
54. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.
55. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. (or all night. who sleeps?)
57. You repost this onto your profile! :)
58. You missed that there was no 56
59. You just looked back up to see if there really IS no 56
60. You're now smiling
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo,
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye"
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If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you hate Masaya X Ichigo, copy and paste this in your profile.
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (Though I don't really dance in front of other people without others...)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED RACE so I must be screwed up.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I READ PORN so I MUST be perverted (There are some Damn good plots in some of those stories!)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins (So not fucking true. If you think that then you've been living in your own little world for a loooong time...)
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm BI, so I MUST think everyone I see is hot
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
If you are doing the best you can under your current circumstances... then kick up your heels and Dance!
A day without sunshine is, well, night!
- Steve Martin
Between Two evils, I pick the one I've never tried before
- Mae West
I have six locks on my door in a row. When I go out, I lock three of the six. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there, picking locks, they're always locking the other three.
- Elayne Boosler
My fake plants died because I stopped pretending to water them.
- Mitch Hedburg
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
- Jim Carrey
When I die, I want to go out like my Grandfather did- in his sleep. Not Yelling And Screaming like the passengers in his car.
- Bob Monkhouse
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back
- Oscar Wilde
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a new disease named after me
- Steve Martin
My Therapist told me the way to achieve true Inner peace was to finish what I started. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a Chocolate Cake. I feel better already.
- Me and Dave Barry
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens
- Woody Allen
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color, but one day you'll need me to complete your picture
- Savannah Highnote
A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have
How can you make sure never to miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like ' Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them, ' You know... Hunting Elephants.'
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't, then go through the window
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand
To make time fly, throw your watch out the window
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
- Me and Anonymous (Because someone else made the quote famous)
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it
- Edward A. Murphy
In grammar class the teacher asks her student 'When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing?' ' I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'
- Anonymous (I would say the same thing...)
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
Join the dark side. We have cookies!
I've joined the Dark side. They lied about the cookies T.T
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
I didn't jump to conclusions. I took a tiny step and there conclusions were.
Favorite Naruto Pairings
Hinata/Everyone (Except Naruto, Orochimaru and Hanabi, I just don't think Naruto and Hinata are right for each other to be completely honest. And I think that Hinata and Orochimaru is horrifying and her with Hanabi... THEY ARE SISTERS. I accept Neji and Hinata, but Hinata and Hanabi is crossing the line. I think Hinata is workable with anything even people outside the Naruto verse. Well, practically. Fav of all time: GaaHina, SasuHina coming close, as well as SakuHina, DeiHina, Juugo and Hinata and ZetsuHina)
NaruIno, NaruSaku, NaruTema, NaruAyame, NaruTen
ShikaTema, ShikaIno and ShikaShiho.
ChouIno. ChouTema ChouSasu (Mhmm, Chouji x Sasuke, I got into some weird stuff)
KisaKona, HidaKona, ItaKona, SasoKona, KakuKona, ZetKona
Fav Inuyasha pairings
Kagome/Shippo (When Shippo is older of course)
Kagome/Kouga (Yes, even if he is an idiot, I admire his persistence until the very end)
Sango/Kouga (I don't know why I like this pairing, don't even ask me)
Kagome/Ginta (Because Ginta doesn't get enough love)
Sango/Naraku (I know this is sick and wrong, but if it's a good plot-line I like it)
And what is up with no one pairing with Sango anymore? I mean Kagome's got like thousands of (Complete) stories without Inuyasha and Sango without Miroku only has around a (complete) 300. That's right, 300! And in the first page of the completes and there are only like 6 before it draws back into last year since someone finished it!!!
Fav Fruit Basket Pairings
Ritsu/Ayame (I like their yoai ;))
Fav. Soul Eater pairings
Tsubaki/Death the Kid
Favorite Tokyo Mew Mew pairings
Favorite Buffy the Vampire Slayer pairings:
My Favorite Crossover pairings
Sango/Kurama (I have only seen one story of this pairing and I thought it was the best thing ever!)
Kagome/Sasuke (I think both Kagome and Sango can handle Sasuke)
Hinata/Shippo (I found a lovely story about them made by Sessha-chan)
Hinata/Ulquiorra (Thank you Death-by-Sanity for that spell-check :))
Kagome/Death the Kid
Hinata/Death the Kid
Kagome/Hikaru (Ouran Highschool Host Club)
Least favorite pairings in the whole wide world
Gaara and Matsuri (I hate it)
Sakura/Anyone (Except Naruto and Lee, I think Sakura doesn't deserve anyone less than either Lee or Naruto, who have been waiting too long to want to pair up with her. And I just dislike her. She's weak, in my opinon (And I do not mean Weak-Weak, I mean, that girl has a strength that can break mountains, but she plays with emotions, is rude and mean to most people and you know... I think Masai Kishimoto just gave her all that stuff to cover up her horrible personality and bad taste in how long to stay 'In Love' with somebody)) ... Alright, I'll tell you truthfully that I like her only in Fanfiction when she's given a good personality of how people see her. My friend Maymist is great at making Sakura a better person.
And Karin with anyone with the exception of Sasuke and Juugo
To all those you who like Hinata and Gaara, I challenge you to write about them with a Love Potion. I mean, we've seen Sasuke and Hinata, and Naruto and Hinata with Love Potion, but what about Gaara under the influence?
Anyone think of that?
NOW, ONTO THE STORIES!
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