Author has written 3 stories for Teen Titans.
Hey! I'm Fox Slave, coming to you from San Juan, Puerto Rico. Please, call me Fox, after Fox McCloud from the Starfox series. Only my Master calls me Fox Slave.
I owe it to my Master for allowing an asshole like me to live, so thanks!
On to my profile:
Fox- Jackie Chan, Jim Carrey, Jack Black, Bill Cosby (doesn't start with the letter 'J' but still...), John Ritter (I love you, John)
Fox- School of Rock, Shallow Hal, Liar Liar, Bruce Almighty, anything with Jackie Chan in it
Favorite Teen Titan~
Favorite Football Team~
Fox-Denver Broncos (I've never been to Denver...)
Favorite Baseball Team~
Fox- Chicago Cubs (GO SAMMY!!)
Fox- Peperoni Pizza, Sardines, anything my Master cooks and forces me to eat.
Favorite place in the world~
Fox- I dunno, school maybe (YES! I'M WEIRD! NO, ACTUALLY, I'M NORMAL. YOU'RE THE WEIRD ONES! MUAHAHAHAHA!!)
Since you like school so much, Favorite Class~
Annnd... Favorite Teacher~
Fox- The history teacher
A-HA! You like him!~
Fox- Do not, I hate everybody.
Fox- HEY! Don't call me a liar!
Fox 'n' Alfred* sittin' in a tree...~
Fox- GAH!! SHUT UP!!
Nah-nah-nah... You can't harm me...~
Fox- Oh, yes I can...
What? No! Fox! Put that down... AKKKK!!~
CUE INTERVIEWER #2:
Hey there Fox--WHOAH! What happened to him?~
Fox- Sleeping. He's very sleepy...
But why is he bleeding?~
Fox- He bleeds in his sleep. A lot of people do that.
Okaaay... Favorite Musical Band~
Fox- Good Charlotte
Fox- 'The Anthem', 'Bloody Valentine'-Good Charlotte, 'Everything Louder than Everything Else'-Meat Loaf, 'Happy Together'-Simple Plan/The Turtles, 'I Wonder'-Diffuser, 'Growing On Me'- The Darkness, 'Are u Going to be my Girl?'-Jet, 'This Love'-Maroon 5, 'Honky Cat'- Elton John, AND ANYTHING IN SCHOOL OF ROCK CAUSE SCHOOL OF ROCK IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER!! R U EVEN LISTENING??
wakes up* Uh... Gender~
So, that's a female.~
No...That's a TOMBOY. I hate dresses and makeup and being told that I'm pretty. I see all the girls at school freaking out for some zit. If I ever got a friggin' zit, I'd never cry over it. I hang out with guys and play guy video games and lift up stuff to test my strength and talk like a guy and walk like a guy, and all the people I've ever looked up to are guys, so DON'T CALL ME A GIRL! I'M A TOMBOY, AND THAT'S LIKE A TOTALLY DIFFERENT SEX!!
blinks* Okay then... Weight~
Fox- 127 lbs... all muscle (no joke)!
Fox- Why should I tell? No way!
C'mon. Just say it...~
Fox- ...I was born on October 28, 1989...that makes me...fifteen.
There, that wasn't so bad... See, you have to get the idea that your personal life is private out of your head.~
Fox- GAH!! MUST RESIST...
Fox? Are you... WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!~
Fox- *cuban accent* Say hello to my little friend.
Fox- Send in the next one!
CUE INTERVIEWER #3:
HOLY CRAB CAKES!! What happened to those guys?!~
Fox- I dunno. They were like that when I got here.
They were dead in your bathroom floor?~
Uhh... Favorite Drink~
Fox- Root Beer
Fox- "Growing old is unavoidable, but growing up is optional."
Fox- "A wasted youth is better by far than I wise and productive old age." "I think, therefore I am." And anything Robin said in 'Date With Destiny'.
Places you're a member of~
Fox- Okay, I always register as "Fox Slave", so look for me at:
And, I am known a "Fox_Black" in .
Hey we're almost done!~
Fox- *rolls eyes* Goodie.
Just one more question, who's this Master you speak of?~
Fox- I'll never tell.
Fox- I might get sued.
Fox- NO! NO ONE WILL KNOW!!! DIE!!!
AHHH!! MY COLLARBONE!!~
I'll finish the rest of my profile by myself...
-When you buy a new video game system and a better comes out a month later
-Public Toilets that don't flush
-Not being perfect like my sister
-Being treated like a little fragile girl
-Being abducted by aliens
-Modern Puerto Rican music
-The sound of people sleeping (not the snoring..I mean the PEACEFUL one)
April 5, 2004:
I'm in a bad mood. My master got rid of his e-mail address so I can't chat with him. Bastard. I luv Jables.
April 7, 2004:
Jackie Chan's B-Day. Have dedicated a chapter to him. My master has moved away, and I have no idea where...yet.
April 22, 2004:
My master has become evil!
May 9, 2004:
Yes, I'm back from Washington DC!
May 14, 2004:
Today is the last time I will probably see my master. I'm gonna miss him a lot. At least I know where he lives now, and I have his e-mail address. I'm not all sad and deppressed. My master isn't at all evil. He is the coolest dude ever!
July 16, 2004:
Still recovering from the last time I saw my Master. Miss him so much...but little by little I'm comming back to life...
That's it! Please read my stories!... OR ELSE!
Don't sue me; I'm funny.
That's it for now!