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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight.

"If you only read the books everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking." -Haruki Murakami-

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10 Things I Hate About Edward Cullen by JoanneCullen reviews
He's dating my sister. I'm dating his brother. We go to the same school. We work at the same lame shopping market. No matter what I do I can't escape Edward Cullen. I hate him! He got his heart broke, so did I. So even when I don't want him around I need him around so I'm not alone. THIS IS A LOVE/HATE STORY! NON CANNON PAIRINGS AT FIRST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 139,530 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Leah
If You Should Let Ghosts Die by Leah C. Drawn reviews
"Is the big triangle you and the small one your son?" Bella asked, pointing at Edward's tattoo; surprised she'd caught it, he nodded. "I like it, but it's missing something, don't you think?" Edward cocked his head to the side. "Missing something?" "A little color. For my taste, at least. Just like you," Bella smiled kindly. "You could do with a little color in your life." B/E AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 2/10 - Bella, Edward
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 351,459 - Reviews: 7489 - Favs: 6,825 - Follows: 7,684 - Updated: 11/30/2017 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
Masen Has Fallen by OtherRootVegetable19 reviews
College Junior, Edward Masen's life has taken hit after hit, and he's just trying to get by as best he can. When the girl he's convinced is 'the one' stumbles into his life; he's not prepared for her or the utter disarray she brings into his life. EPOV. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 119,705 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Bella, Edward
Discovering Me by SAR2018 reviews
High schooler Edward Masen is 100% sure he's gay…Until Bella Cullen shows up. AH ExB ExJ Rated M for language and Lemons. HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,852 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/8/2017 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Bella, Edward, Jasper
I Dare You by araeo reviews
He's the guy she's always wanted. She's the girl he shouldn't want. Bro code says you don't go for your friends' ex-girlfriends. It also says you don't go for their sisters. What happens when you breach the bro code? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,720 - Reviews: 2004 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 1,462 - Updated: 10/16/2017 - Published: 8/4/2017 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
After a mortifying first meeting, fan-fic writer, Bella, finds story inspiration in her distracting new neighbor, Edward. She thinks he's a player. He thinks she's crazy. But don't judge a book by its cover. There's more there than meets the eye. And Bella might just faint when she discovers who's reading her newest fic! Art imitates life imitates art. EDIT & RE-POST IN PROGRESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 474,096 - Reviews: 25421 - Favs: 6,723 - Follows: 6,744 - Updated: 10/4/2017 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
More than Anyone by MujerN reviews
He's my older sister's good friend. He is rugged, warm, and cool in his tweed pea coat. His sneakers worn like he'd walked through a lifetime and just got back. All he did was walk through the door every morning. He knows things but not about me. I am shredded with love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,818 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 9/25/2017 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masenry Ink by Jonesn reviews
The first time Bella felt alive wasn't when the needle touched her skin. It was when she saw him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2557 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 9/7/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Move Together by beavoicenotanecho reviews
*AKA "Boarders"*EDIT/REPOST* Bella, a restless teenager, has turned her gaze outward - beyond the borders of La Push. Enter Sam Uley, pillar of the community, who has amassed a notable following made up of La Push's young men. How will this snarky, yet fiercely loyal, teen handle the inescapable forces of fate that threaten to fix her in place? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,495 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 7/27/2017 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Sam
The Fence by winterhorses reviews
Bella's childhood life isn't a happy affair, and Edward's is even worse. They're best friends, though the only interaction they can have is through a small hole in the fence separating their houses. As Edward's situation deteriorates in his teenage years, Bella wants nothing more than to ease his suffering. But first she has to deal with the struggles in her own life...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,448 - Reviews: 2181 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 7/3/2017 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Bella, Edward
Starry Eyed Inside by Rochelle Allison reviews
High School Fictional. No one sends Bella into a tailspin quite like Edward Cullen... but can she make him hers? The ups and downs and all arounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,462 - Reviews: 9169 - Favs: 6,318 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9560 - Favs: 9,844 - Follows: 11,810 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Shadow Mission by maxigrumpling reviews
Actor Edward Cullen is rich, famous & sexy as hell. There's just one fly in the ointment.He can't keep the other personalities in his head straight.Emmett, his bodyguard, needs help sorting his charge out.Enter his 'crew', Alice the hacker, Jasper his second, Rose the shrink...and Bella, the girl who's father gave his life to protect Edward's. If only he remembered why.AH AU HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 219,939 - Reviews: 1632 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: 2/8/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Bus Stop by Edward's Eternal reviews
It's Bella's birthday. A badly fitted skirt, a cocky passenger and some unwanted help make this a bus ride, and a day she never expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,717 - Reviews: 5335 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 2,447 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Anxiety by EdwardsBloodType reviews
Cute, trendy Bella returns home to escape the heartache of her past. She immediately befriends neighbors Jasper and Edward, bonding with them in the treehouse out back. Bella and Edward discover they have more in common than they ever dreamed of. AH A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 111,365 - Reviews: 21530 - Favs: 12,061 - Follows: 8,040 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Inside Out by RobzBeanie reviews
** COMPLETE ** Bella knows she isn't what her best friend Edward is looking for in a partner. But could a handful of fateful invitations turn everything she thinks she knows inside out? ** A continuation of the one-shot that won First Place Judges Score in the Friends to Lovers Contest ** #7 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Aug 2014 on TwiFanfictionRecs **
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,804 - Reviews: 1786 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crazy Like That by planetblue reviews
Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,410 - Reviews: 5389 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,587 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anyone Else But You by iambeagle reviews
Bella's clueless when it comes to men, especially her friend's boyfriend.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Bella, Edward
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8327 - Favs: 8,228 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14951 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 7,030 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Follow The Sun by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes you have to stop thinking with your head and listen to your heart, follow which way the wind blows and dream with abandon. Because tomorrow is a brand new day, and who knows what it will bring. E/B. Fluffy as fuck, with some sweet salty love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 100,155 - Reviews: 2301 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 1,676 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pickup Truck by MaryElizabeth23 reviews
A Teambella23 Fic: Freckled, sunburned, and scraped, our lives are lived barefoot and sandy, rolling under the baking sun and surfing the salty water—young, wild, and brave. Volkswagens, bonfires, and "You call that a pickup truck?" We were born into this, but we won't be like them. We're invincible. We're seventeen. We're smarter than that. What's the worst that can happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,944 - Reviews: 1456 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Bella, Edward
Under These Lights by jaxington reviews
Small town Texas. High school football. Two best friends, one girl. A tragedy that changes everything. All Human. Lemons. The usual suspects. YeeHaw!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 198,740 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There is a Light by belladonnacullen reviews
This was 1987; before the Internet, before Twitter, before Facebook – this was back when it was still possible for people not to know about things: big things - like bands, and little things - like G-spots. AH, ExB, with some other parings along the way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,350 - Reviews: 5274 - Favs: 4,012 - Follows: 2,524 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Life in B Minor by jaxington reviews
All Human. Edward and Bella can't seem to get it together. Through music, love, babies, and angst they may finally figure it out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 248,453 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer of Salt by lola-pops reviews
The heat wave lingers. Sweet, savory and slick. Jasper, Rose and I wade through the humid days, content in our relative isolation. We spend June through August at our family lake property, and this summer is like any other. Until it's not.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 88,646 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 5,901 - Follows: 2,158 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9040 - Favs: 15,851 - Follows: 3,407 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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You're My Best Friend reviews
"He looks me up and down kind of slowly, and I can feel my face flush, but I ignore the feeling because Edward is my best friend, and he's married. He's not supposed to look at me like that. I'm not supposed to like it." AH E/B and some E/T. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 63,298 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Bella, Edward
The Dog House reviews
The Dog House, that totally sounds like a biker bar. This place is so far from a biker bar it is not even funny. It is like a classy strip club, but even more elegant and without the poles and trashy music. ****ON HOLD****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,587 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 1/15/2017 - [Edward, Bella]
Unexpected reviews
Maybe the alcohol is clouding my judgment, making me do stupid, stupid things. The guy is sexy as hell, but I have a boyfriend at home. I don't necessarily want him as my boyfriend though, so maybe I could do this. Just one night. No one will ever have to know. ****ON HOLD****
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,013 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Bella, Edward, Peter