The Lady of Mirkwood
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Joined 02-03-04, id: 533277
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Guess what. YOU DON'T GET A BIO!!! No, I'm kidding. NOT REALLY!! HAH!!! Seriously, now. I love Orlando Bloom, and have an infinite quiver of Legolas Cyber-Arrows of Doom(TM). I intimidate reviewers with them. It's fun, actually. Try it sometime!

INSIDE JOKE TIME!!!

Cursing beds has to be the strangest hobby ever.
What do you mean, square?
So...the weather's nice
Refrigerator in the Train CD

Now, things that I hate!(sort of)
When people put songs in fics
Mary-Sues
Girl-falls-into-Middle Earth
Unfinished stories

Side note: I'm a BETA now! I think that I figured out what it means. But, I won't tell you! HA! Ok, sorry.

GUESS WHAT! My birthday is on this Friday, 9/24!! HAPPY Birthday to me!

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The Redemption of Meriadoc by aelfgifu reviews
LOTR AU bookverse, angst/adventure contains BDSM. Sequel to Ring around the Merry in which Meriadoc holds the ringbearer captive for the salvation of the Shire. In part II, Merry finds himself carried to Isengard with his erstwhile captive while Sam and Pip follow behind. Torn from the influence of the Ring, Merry must strive to emerge whole from the fellest of fates.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,529 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
WWW latest product:Dirty Little Secrets by naiad8 reviews
Fred and George decide to use Ron and Hermione for their latest little experiment. What will happen if they can't stop talking dirty...RWHG Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Roots of the Ivy: Extended Edition by Aranel Took reviews
The story of Ivy Brandybuck, daughter of Merry and Éowyn. An Alternate Universe story. This is a rewrite of my story first published in February 2004.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 131 - Words: 223,932 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
I don't want to be me! I want to be you! by Child of the stars1 reviews
Let’s let Gandalf and all the others try another life. Do you think Gandalf will do a good job being Legolas? Mix in a Stone door with a tragic past, a forgetful Balrog and soldiers on strike. Result? A parody without match...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,130 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 3/10/2004
When Fangirls Attack by electrocuted-elf reviews
Oh no! Fangirls have kidnapped Frodo! Fellowship, Faramir, and Eowyn to the rescue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,463 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 21 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 12/20/2003
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
The Fellowship Goes to Vegas reviews
Okay, I know that it’s terribly cliché, but I have(oh horror of horrors) written a Fellowship-comes-to-earth story. But, wait! It’s actually funny, and semi-original. I swear that it won’t bore you to death. Anyway, the Fellowship appears in Vegas(
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Legolas
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