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Author has written 53 stories for Daria, My Little Pony, Mega Man, Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond, Dragon Ball Z, Sesame Street, Powerpuff Girls, Simpsons, Parodies and Spoofs, Batman, Death Note, Avatar: Last Airbender, Invader Zim, Evangelion, Frozen, Godzilla, Dredd, Monkey Island, Soul Calibur, Banjo-Kazooie, Fallout, Call of Duty, X-overs, Sandman, Animaniacs, Rango, Portal, 1984, Total Drama series, Spider-Man, Incredibles, Misc. Cartoons, South Park, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Gargoyles, Harry Potter, Scott Pilgrim, Star Wars, Jimmy Neutron, Steven Universe, Dark Souls, Mister Ed, Sonic the Hedgehog, Sly Cooper, Short Circuit, Codename: Kids Next Door, Ratchet and Clank, Winnie-the-Pooh, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト, Moral Orel, Little Shop of Horrors, Ben 10, Destroy All Humans!, Watchmen, Touhou Project, King's Quest, Warcraft, Borderlands, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, Marvel, Ed, Edd n Eddy, System Shock, Earthbound, Teen Titans, and Teen Titans.

Greetings! I am Moleman9000, creator of (among other things) the Epic Rap Battles of History knockoff/fan-series Moleman's Epic Rap Battles, whose script forms will be published here with links to the videos as well.

My YouTube channel with said videos of my rap battles and other videos as well, namely some YouTube Poops, can be found here: https://www.youtube.com/user/molemanninethousand

Note that my initial account here was at https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2788614/Moleman9000 , where only the first two battles are now posted, and which I have now lost access to; know that they are not stolen or anything.

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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 46: Solaire Vs Majora
One of my most challengingly difficult rap battles to write, taking a great deal more than three days to do so. I've met my efforts with a terrible idea here, haven't I… or is the result praise-worthy? I do hope these lyrics don't ring hollow, but of course it's not like the moon is going to fall from the sky otherwise. SoundCloud audio coming soon; YouTube video coming eventually.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2019 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 45: Garnet Vs Firestorm
"Know your fusion", indeed; the second of "twin" SU-centric battles which together comprise the forty-fifth numbered installment of my series (and how ironic, that this matchup specifically about two components brought together as one has itself ended up being but one of two halves which remain separate in this case). SoundCloud audio available; YouTube video coming eventually.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2019 - [Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire] OC - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 45: Steven Universe Vs Norman Bates
Truly one bad mother of a matchup if ever there was one; the first of "twin" SU-centric battles which together comprise the forty-fifth numbered installment of my series. SoundCloud audio available; YouTube video coming eventually.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Steven U., Pink Diamond - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 44: Jimmy Neutron Vs Dexter reviews
April Fools', motherf- …Audio available on SoundCloud: /molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-44-jimmy-neutron-vs-dexter Video coming soon.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Jimmy N. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 43: Sonic EU Vs Star Wars EU
MERB's Season 4 premiere; taking the rap battle format to an even more absurd level than reached by its immediate predecessor. …Audio available on SoundCloud: /molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-43-sonic-expanded-universe-vs-star-wars-expanded-universe …Full video(s) TBA. …Teaser video (first four minutes) available on my YouTube channel.
Crossover - Star Wars & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,663 - Published: 4/29/2019 - [Sonic, Sally] Luke S., Thrawn - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 42: Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
MERB's Season 3 finale; taking the rap battle format in general to a whole new level… See the VIDEO at: /watch?v BbKt6LLCjEo
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,914 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Scott P. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: Twilight Sparkle Vs Raven
Part 3 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v o-HbKswqjU8
Crossover - My Little Pony & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2017 - Twilight Sparkle, Raven - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: Severus Snape Vs Terra
Truly, the most Mole-ish battle of them all. Part 2 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v gu6cAWvrZaI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Severus S., Tara M./Terra - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 41: David Xanatos Vs Slade
Exactly what the title says... for once. Part 1 of a triple-feature. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v abr0JuD31Zg
Crossover - Gargoyles & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2017 - David X., Slade - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 40: Count Olaf Vs Judge Doom reviews
Count Olaf sets out through the multiverse to prove his supremacy amongst all villains, and gets more than he bargained for! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v twfgfbzZ-8
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Count O., Lemony S. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 39: Pink Floyd Vs Qin Shi Huang
Brace yourselves: Tyrants, trippers, presidents and Winter are ALL coming! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v CC80W7KWwgc
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Published: 11/30/2016 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 38: Eric Cartman Vs Porky Minch reviews
Respect the authority of these emcees; they mean business. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v M5d9xtMdobk
Crossover - South Park & Earthbound - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2016 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Pokey M., Giygas - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Special 2: MERB News
The Once-ler's attempts to present a straightforward "News" video regarding upcoming Moleman's Epic Rap Battles installments quickly devolves into basically the most random epic rap battle ever made. VIDEO: /watch?v t5ynNj3eIiw
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 37: Ralph Bakshi Vs Don Bluth
An especially resonant battle of rebels against Disney's iron-fisted monopoly on the animated film industry, one an envelope-pusher and the other an envelope-shredder. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v Bgs-JErrH0k
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Published: 4/25/2016 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 36: Parr Family Vs Cortez Family reviews
Featuring the Parr family, otherwise known as "The Incredibles", from the Pixar film of the latter name against the Cortez family from Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids franchise. Twists and turns abound in this rather crowded installment of MERB! See the VIDEO at: /watch?v i2AAElk3khw
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2016 - Mr. Incredible, Violet P., Jack-Jack P., Syndrome - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 35: Peter Parker Vs Seth Brundle
The best outcome one could possibly hope for given a freak accident involving the splicing of insect DNA meets the WORST possible outcome for the same, with hilariously disastrous results. See the VIDEO at: /watch?v JoKsqu6COyo
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 34: Chris McLean Vs Vince McMahon
Alternative title: "Total Drama Vs. WWE" VIDEO: /watch?v kDdLt8aROi4 Trivia: The first new MERB after a lengthy hiatus.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Chris M., Heather, Harold - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles Special 1: P&S Vs PPG Remake
A complete overhaul of /s/10862762/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-9-Panty-Stocking-Vs-The-Powerpuff-Girls (and its corresponding video version), calculated to be at least 83% less shitty. VIDEO: /watch?v gbI5vjFhIRY
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Blossom, Bubbles, Panty A., Stocking A. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 33: Sting Vs Big Brother
Police frontman and singer of the stalkeriffic "Every Breath You Take" battles the ultimate symbol of abusive surveillance and oppression, and he brought some friends! VIDEO at: /watch?v l7upo9WSZBk
1984 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,288 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 32: GLaDOS Vs SHODAN
In an obvious and popular matchup which I'm surprised had yet to be made as a satisfactory Epic Rap Battle, Portal's quirky antagonist goes up against the malevolent supercomputer of System Shock fame, with a surprise appearance by the most vile machine ever conceived. Video: /watch?v NFZiKUCVG6Q
Crossover - Portal & System Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2015 - GLaDOS, Shodan - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 31: Rattlesnake Jake Vs Jake Roberts reviews
Rango's nemesis battles a veteran professional wrestler over who is the multiverse's greatest snake named Jake. Video at: /watch?v CK p YHcJ o
Rango - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/7/2015 - R. Jake, Rango - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 30: Eds Vs Warners reviews
VIDEO: /watch?v Ue7AC-slLO0 (Alternate title: Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy Vs. Animaniacs) In the first completely teamwork-based installment of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles, the darkness and intensity of the previous several battles is taken a break from to instead focus on some classic cartoon antics from two of the greatest 'toon programs ever to hit the small screen.
Crossover - Animaniacs & Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Yakko W., Wakko W., Dot W., Eds - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 29-C: The Snow Hits the Fan reviews
The continuation and conclusion to both /s/11027127/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-A-Elsa-Vs-Elphaba and /s/11037450/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-B-Hans-Bizarre-Adventure and a storyline can now be viewed in video format at /watch?v cH7hIjE9YcU
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Hans, Elsa - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 29-B: Hans' Bizarre Adventure reviews
VIDEO HERE: /watch?v cH7hIjE9YcU Part of a saga that also includes /s/10863153/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-18-Hans-Vs-Gaston , /s/11027127/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-A-Elsa-Vs-Elphaba and /s/11048552/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-C-The-Snow-Hits-the-Fan .
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Hans - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 29-A: Elsa Vs Elphaba reviews
SEE THE VIDEO HERE: /watch?v cH7hIjE9YcU Gravity is Let Go of in this Wicked spectacle that will leave you Frozen in awe! Part of a saga that is continued in /s/11037450/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-B-Hans-Bizarre-Adventure and /s/11048552/1/Moleman-s-Epic-Rap-Battles-29-C-The-Snow-Hits-the-Fan .
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Elsa - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 28: Death Vs Death reviews
In MERB's Season 2 finale, cosmos collide and Death reigns supreme (or does it?) as its various incarnations have at each other in a battle royale of biblical proportions! VIDEO HERE: /watch?v a8Pusl0wOqc
Crossover - Sandman & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Death - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 27: Insane Clown Posse Vs It reviews
The world's most bizarre hip-hop phenomenon squares off against an unspeakable evil in a clash of crazed clown-dom! See the video here: /watch?v K52EhyrFwS4
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 26: Captain Price Vs Commander Shepard reviews
There are video game heroes, and then there are video game LEGENDS. This battle is about the latter, specifically from the immediate previous generation of gaming. It's Call of Duty's Captain Price Vs. Mass Effect's Commander Shepard, and neither came alone! See the video here: /watch?v q-I1MYIGpM
Crossover - Call of Duty & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Cpt. John Price, MacTavish/Soap, Shepard - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 25: Discord Vs Sheogorath reviews
Easily my most maddening battle ever, and that's not even considering the big twists in store here! See the video here: /watch?v laPBqLvEFiA
Crossover - My Little Pony & Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Discord, Sheogorath, Jyggalag - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 24: Mad Max Vs Fallout reviews
"Mad" Max Rockatansky faces off against Fallout 1's Vault-Dwelling protagonist... and from there, depending on your point of view, things either go downhill or build up towards a nuclear explosion of awesomeness. See the video here: /watch?v gv10exNDXcE
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Chosen One, Courier, Lone Wanderer, Vault Dweller - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 23: Gruntilda Vs Handsome Jack
One is ugly, girly, kid-friendly and classic, the other is handsome, manly, rated M for Mature and of the new age. Both love taunting their enemies... and so a rap battle is right up both of their alleys. See the video here: /watch?v Ks63owm8Cng
Crossover - Banjo-Kazooie & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Gruntilda, Mumbo, Handsome Jack - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 22: Siegfried Vs Arthas reviews
Visions of corruption, possession, redemption and damnation abound in this particularly EPIC installment of MERB. Grab your sword! See the video here: /watch?v GU6bX vy1eE
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Siegfried, Nightmare, Arthas Menethil, Ner'zhul - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 21: King Graham Vs Guybrush Threepwood
The time comes to determine who is the true patron saint of the point-and-click adventure genre in this puzzling installment of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles! See the video here: /watch?v eRINWNUvJk8
Crossover - Monkey Island & King's Quest - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Graham - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 20: Judge Dredd Vs Judge Judy reviews
Judge Joseph Dredd battles Judge Judith Sheindlin, with some surprise guest appearances along the way, in an ultimate contest of lawfulness. Who will be judged the greatest bringer of order? See the video here: /watch?v miAg2le47qk
Dredd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Judge J. Dredd - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 19: Reimu Hakurei Vs Godzilla reviews
In this installment of MERB, two polar opposites with basically identical franchise names and both hailing from the far East meet to battle it out... and they brought friends. See the video here: /watch?v 8tPhn-vBIu0
Crossover - Godzilla & Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Godzilla, Anguirus, Reimu H., Marisa K. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 18: Hans Vs Gaston reviews
Frozen's cold-hearted Prince Hans challenges handsome brute Gaston of Beauty and the Beast fame in a rapping contest of Disney's sinister suitors. See the video here: /watch?v Q4wEiqHTTYw
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hans - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 17: Sally Acorn Vs Mega Man 2 reviews
The long-awaited (in my own mind) sequel to my previously most successful matchup... with multiple wrenches thrown in. See the video here: /watch?v 1J7nKptD0xI
Crossover - Mega Man & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Rock, Sally, Sonic - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 16: Shinji Ikari Vs Rorschach reviews
Two epic(ally messed up) heroes of deconstruction have it out in the Season 1 finale of MERB! See the video here: /watch?v mAWemp5rv3A
Crossover - Evangelion & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Walter K./Rorschach, Adrian V./Ozymandias - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 15: Zim Vs Crypto reviews
Grey clashes against green in this out-of-this-world installment of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles! See the video here: /watch?v sBVCX298hgA
Crossover - Invader Zim & Destroy All Humans! - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 14: Avatar Aang Vs Ben Tennyson reviews
The matchup should speak for itself: who is the superior cartoon hero of the 2000s decade? Featuring many twists, turns and surprise appearances! See the video here: /watch?v wdOwT4k7JfM
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Aang, Zuko, Ben T. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 13: L Lawliet Vs L Ron Hubbard reviews
The ultimate battle over mastery of the English alphabet's twelfth letter! See the video here: /watch?v xfeKDPwa6nQ
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2014 - L, Near - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 12: Poison Ivy Vs Audrey II reviews
With more of a storyline than you probably expected. See the video here: /watch?v n83eM1SnFhw
Crossover - Batman & Little Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Audrey II - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 11: Michael Rosen Vs Jim Dale
Harry Potter audiobook narrator-turned-disgusting sexual deviant Jim Dale faces children's poet-turned-all-around maniac Michael Rosen in a clash of YTP's voices! See the video here: /watch?v HqiUBszhMZ4
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 10: Ned Flanders Vs Clay Puppington reviews
Less an actual battle and more a display of a terrible person's horrific breakdown while his better calls him out on his every sin. See the video here: /watch?v gkqJRtjdRdg
Crossover - Simpsons & Moral Orel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Ned F., Clay P. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 9: Panty & Stocking Vs The Powerpuff Girls reviews
It's Nice Vs. Beyond-Naughty in this ninth installment of my crossover rap battle series. See the video at: /watch?v GTL-QIB9f4k Warning: The audio quality in the video is a major problem.
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ&ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: M - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Blossom, Bubbles, Panty A., Stocking A. - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 8: Winnie-the-Pooh Vs Sesame Street
Two trios of toddlerdom's titans clash in a battle for the (young) ages! See the video at /watch?v -HPIWGRrR50
Crossover - Sesame Street & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 7: Captain Qwark Vs Hercule Satan reviews
Two phony "heroes" clash to determine who is closer to actually deserving their in-setting fame. See and support the video here: /watch?v V4pHFq8MzXo
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hercule, Captain Qwark - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 6: Nigel Uno Vs Ernst Stavro Blofeld reviews
Gives new meaning to the phrase "1–on–1". See the (remastered!) video here: /watch?v qNx5OpO5nQA
Crossover - James Bond & Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2014 - E. Blofeld/Number 1, Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 5: Jenny Vs Johnny reviews
Two sentient robots yearning for humanity who happen to have near–identical and gender–counterpart self–appointed names verbally confront each other in a battle for superiority.
Crossover - My Life as a Teenage Robot & Short Circuit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Johnny Five - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 4: Gadget Hackwrench Vs Penelope
Two ingenious female mice match wits in the fallout of some very recent events involving one of them. But is that all? Could someone else be lying in the shadows, waiting to join in and steal the show?
Crossover - Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers & Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Penelope - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 3: Sally Acorn Vs Mega Man reviews
My most random (and successful) battle to date, consider this my "signature" matchup.
Crossover - Mega Man & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Rock, Sally - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 2: Twilight Sparkle Vs Mister Ed reviews
Television's two greatest talking horses clash in a verbal battle of somewhat epic proportions! Like the first of my rap battles, this was also previously posted under another account which I've stupidly lost access to; it is not stolen, I am the same person who posted it before and am doing so again here along with all my other rap battles for the sake of completeness.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Mister Ed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Mister Ed - Complete
Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 1: Gwen Vs Daria
Two sardonic, cynical animated teenage girls who dumped guitarists named Trent and then instigated hostile love triangles involving their female friends' previous boyfriends battle it out to see just how such a specific coincidence can possibly even exist. The first in a series; was previously posted here on a different account which has since been lost access to.
Crossover - Daria & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Daria M., Gwen - Complete