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Joined 11-19-13, id: 5337248, Profile Updated: 12-03-15
Author has written 15 stories for Mentalist.

Nothing much to say about me except I'm a die hard fan girl.

Started writing fan fiction back when fanzines were printed and included artwork.

Also written stories for Star Trek: TOS, Star Trek: Deep Space 9, the original Beauty and the Beast, Moonlight and Hawaii Five-0.

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To Keep Our Love Safe by Rosepeony reviews
Tag to the Season 7 Episode Black Market. A Jane and Lisbon learn to talk story. No conflict. No Case. Hurt and comfort, banter and hopefully a little humour Re-edited for errors. NEW CHAPTER ... Jane is back home ... lunch in the park ... reflections on colourful ducks and cbi families.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 4/4/2016
This Is Not A Drill by Pellegrina reviews
From Blue Bird to Love Birds: Jane and Lisbon explore their new relationship and build a home together while working undercover on a case with high stakes. Looks like the story of their love just continues to grow... M-rated but only mild. AU after episode 6x22. Cover image by Austinpd1.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 333,377 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] D. Abbott, Kimball C.
The Long Way Back by LouiseKurylo reviews
AU: Jane returns 2 years after killing Red John. He and Lisbon resume their relationship. Their world remains murky, tense, complicated, and dangerous. Different Fischer and Abbott. Jane and Lisbon are together, but the main focus is external events. Any M sections will be ID'd in the chapter. / I do not own The Mentalist and reap no economic benefits from this story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 159,118 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Patrick J., D. Abbott, Teresa L., Kimball C. - Complete
You Don't Know Me by missingJane reviews
Jane has been busy outside of the CBI, arriving late and leaving early, annoying Lisbon and the team with his unexplained absences. When a heinous crime points to him, he will have to rely on the help of his friends to prove his innocence, if they can. Now Complete.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 103,325 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Kindred Spirit by Rosepeony reviews
Post Nothing Gold Can Stay. What did Jane do after he left Vega's funeral? Jane meets a stranger who helps him explore his feelings and motivation, and those of Lisbon. Will he find understanding and solutions, or at least hope of moving forward.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,180 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 7/31/2015
Exit and Entrance by Vinividivinci reviews
A short vignette between when Jane leaves the mental hospital and meets Teresa for the first time.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Complete
Just You and Me Kid by Vinividivinci reviews
Set pre-Bluebird. Jane is lonely and hurt as he watches Teresa with Marcus Pike. But then a new lady enters his life. Will it take the pain away? Will things be different now? Don't worry - this is a Jisbon story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,974 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., OC - Complete
Tick Tock by Thorntons reviews
A different take on the Red John reveal - Jane finally had Red John at his mercy and then something unexpected happened that would lead him down a completely different path. Disclaimer- I do not own or profit from The Mentalist
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,251 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/25/2015 - Patrick J., Teresa L., Red John, D. Abbott - Complete
White Shadows by glindalovesshoes reviews
"Just leave me alone!" And that's what he'd done. He'd let her pack her few belongings and take the taxi to the airport. When realization had hit him, it'd been too late. For the second time he'd lost the woman he loved." What would have happened, if Jane hadn't been able to reach the plane in time and tell Lisbon he loves her? Set in a Blue Bird AU. Jisbon. Romance/Drama
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,931 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Turquoise Fragments by nic73 reviews
Since I knew I would be writing this episode tag, I haven't read any of the others, so any similarities are purely by co-incidence. I wondered why Lisbon saved the pieces in the first place. The final chapter is posted, a tag for the fabulous finale.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Complete
Pieces and Particulars by starry19 reviews
7x06 Tag - "He could feel the slight cracks in the enameled surface, the places where she'd glued it back together. She'd done an excellent job, but it would never look like new. That was okay, in his opinion. It meant more this way. It meant everything."
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Love of My Life by waterbaby134 reviews
Waking up with the man she loves, Lisbon reminisces about how he came to be hers.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2015 - [Patrick J., Teresa L.] - Complete
i'm ok jane's ok the jury's still out on you by clairebare reviews
holiday thoughts from a happy and heavily armed woman.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Teresa L. - Complete
Love letters by guiltyashell reviews
Triumph written on his face, a box in his hands as he walked over to her. Not any box. The box filled with Jane's letters [...] "Those aren't loveletters. Please Marcus, just let it go..."
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L., OC - Complete
The Pretender by Idan reviews
Lisbon and Jane ponder truth, lies, and their relationship as they encounter a woman from their past. Based on spoilers for episode 7x03. Thanks to the fabulous From7heAshes for the cover!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,711 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 8/29/2014 - [Teresa L., Patrick J.] - Complete
Let the Rain Fall In by itsavolcano reviews
Glancing over his shoulder, he saw a dark shadow fall over her features as she watched him walk away. It was a look of resignation and it filled him with a hot rush of fear. - Post-post Blue Bird.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Affected by YulianaHenderson reviews
"The worst case scenario happened - she got pregnant. Her whole body hurt with the knowledge, it wasn't how she had imagined to react when finding out she would be a mother." Pisbon, Jisbon. Rated T plus just to be on the safe side. Angsty throughout the entire story. Multi-chapter. Mentions of child abuse. COMPLETE.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,205 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Too Late? by tamariskie reviews
"I'm sorry. You're right, I should have said something sooner. I'm a coward and an idiot. But I have to know. Am I too late?" Thanks to those of you who alerted me that this didn't upload correctly. All should be good now. Enjoy!
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The first small step by tamariskie reviews
A bit of A/U within episode 6x16, Violets, because Pike does not exist in the Mentalist universe inside my head. Lisbon takes advantage of the night spent on the undercover assignment in the party house to try to start Jane on a path to healing. Disclaimer (because I forgot to put it in the story itself): I own nothing! Upping the rating to K plus since chapter 2 has a bad word.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
A Wonderful Opportunity by RedNightBird reviews
A continuation of the story 'A Wonderful Conundrum' featured here.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35,352 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Mick S. J., Beth T., Josh L., Josef K. - Complete
A Single Moment by Nefereu reviews
A short Piece from Mick's point of view of What happens when a twist of fate almost makes him lose Beth forever.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Mick S. J., Beth T. - Complete
Good Night's Sleep by AAnitab reviews
In the future, Jane and Lisbon get a good night's sleep. And something more along the way. It's finally Jane/Lisbon shippy even if I had to beat in their skulls with a crowbar. Updated again. Lisbon thinks she has the flu... but that's not why she's in the bathroom this morning. As she, Jane, and half the building find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
I'm Game by Sue Shay reviews
COMPLETE! It's been a strange, mysterious week for the team. Oh, crime in California is the same-old, same-old, but what's up with Boss and Jane? This is rated M for sexual content and violence/language. SORRY-05x16 SPOILER ALERT Chapter 12 and elsewhere. Humor throughout. (At least, I found parts of it funny, anyway...)
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,713 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Settling the Score by calladragon reviews
Vengeance Volker Style.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,519 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Best Mistake by Nerwen Aldarion reviews
"All I can do is ask for forgiveness." "No. I can't forgive you." "I understand." "No you do not, No one in my entire life has ever hurt me the way you did. You made me feel guilty for breathing. I thought you hated me..." The path to forgiveness is long and hard and Jane knew it might be impossible, because no one had treated her as badly as he had. Jisbon
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 220,492 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Angel Mine by Rothelena reviews
After all the dragons are slayed, they still have to move on. Angsty in the beginning, gets fluffier with every chapter. Rated T/M for violence, some language and adult situations!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,579 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Redhead by WeBuiltThePyramids reviews
During her time with the CBI, Teresa Lisbon had seen and heard a lot of unexpected things. None of them had been as shocking as this.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,480 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Teresa L., Grace vP. - Complete
Blood Music by Gone2Far reviews
Going undercover in a gay dance club could be interesting. Will the guys survive it? Startling revelations of someone's past. Much angst.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,987 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Death, Lies, and Videotape by Eve215 reviews
Jane's past catches up to him as one of the CBI team gets horrible news.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,568 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Drink Red Wine and Be Merry by Erinya reviews
Lisbon hates Christmas. Jane takes her to dinner to try to cheer her up, and wine and conversation lead them to unexpected places--past, present, and maybe even future. Lisbon/Jane.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Feral by neotantrika reviews
What happens when Mick closes the door of Beth's apartment in "Sonata", and finally gets to express his love for Beth.
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
Bite Down by Alipeeps reviews
I'm 58 years older than her, okay? I sleep in a freezer, I drink blood I buy from the morgue and I have this tendency to bite down when I..."
Moonlight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,952 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
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It Started with Pancakes reviews
The game went all wrong, the thieves were caught but the wrong man got the girl. A free form story about what went wrong in later half of Season Six leading up to Blue Bird.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/28/2016 - Published: 6/20/2016
Running on Empty reviews
How did Patrick Jane get to his island and what did he do there. My thoughts on that subject.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2016 - Complete
In This House of Prayer reviews
In a house of pray feelings are renewed and secrets are revealed. Did Lisbon secretly want that church wedding? I kind of think she did. A tag (sort of) to White Orchards.
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 12/3/2015
A Life Reflected reviews
Lisbon ponders her life now with Jane and their daughter. A pure fluffy one shot that has been hanging around my head and my computer for awhile.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2016
Magic Man reviews
One person I always wanted to know about was Jane's mother. She was never mentioned or even given a name and we have no idea what if any influence she has on Jane's life. This is my attempt to give her a name and a story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2015 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Patrick J., OC
Out of the Dark reviews
A visitor from the past returns bringing up past insecurities and questions. Begging the question ... How many times to have to kill something before it finally stays dead?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015
My Soul Floats Free on the Ocean of My Despair reviews
Short one shot. Darker more tragic series finale, A not so happy ending.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2015
Dusk to Dawn reviews
Dusk to Dawn the time of day when Lisbon and Jane become Teresa and Patrick. Some thoughts on how this new couple make the transition from platonic friends to lovers. My first attempt at something more adult in a long time. Rated T
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
It's the Little Things That Count reviews
Tag to episode S07E03 Orange Blossom Ice Cream. Warning Spoilers if you haven't seen it yet. Just something floating around in my mind. A little late night conversation I saw happening at the end of the episode.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Woman in 12B reviews
The Internet where anything you say or do can be seen by others. Rated T for mention of sex and to be on the safe side
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dead Air reviews
What was Marcus Pike doing and thinking in DC while the drama was unfolding in Florida? My thoughts episode tag 6x22/ Character Marcus Pike
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Deep in the Heart of Texas reviews
With Lisbon deliriously happy with Pike Kim Fischer thinks it's time to make a move on Patrick Jane and rekindle their South American romance. And a couple of surprises for Lisbon. Not a Fischer/Jane story.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J., K. Fischer
The Last Goodbye reviews
It had been forty eight hours since Patrick Jane had his "talk" with Teresa Lisbon, forty eight long sleepless anxiety filled hour while he awaited her final decision.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J., D. Abbott - Complete
Forgetting reviews
Jumping on the band wagon here with an episode tag one shot for 06x17 Silver Wings of Time. Can Lisbon forget Jane or will he always be somewhere in her mind.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
The Best of Frenemies reviews
Lisbon has a new boyfriend but he's not what he seems. It's up to Patrick Jane to discovery the truth while not alienating the women he loves. Rated T for right now might go up or down.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Teresa L., Patrick J.