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Joined 11-20-13, id: 5338686, Profile Updated: 06-19-14
Author has written 36 stories for Victorious, Sam & Cat, iCarly, Frozen, and Harry Potter.

Brand new to fanfic. Have come here because I find myself so emotionally invested in non-canonical femslash ships of my favorite shows that it is beginning to interfere with my enjoyment of the shows. So I need an outlet.

Doubt I will read any non-femslash fic except maybe particularly good stuff featuring either of my favorite characters of all time: Brittany Pierce and Cat Valentine.

Plus, I adamantly insist they are not stupid, just crazy and very very playful. I do the same thing myself, being silly because it's fun.

And if anyone wants to do a crossover Brat (Brittany/Cat) that is not only the cutest ship name it also would be the weasel's y-fronts hot sillinesswise.

Cats got your tongue by diana.almeida.97 reviews
Sam loses her voice, and Cat takes care of her. Its an episode with lots of humor. The story its better than the summary.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Cat Valentine, Dice, Sam Puckett - Complete
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Mellow Madness reviews
Sam is in a facility because she claims to see dead people and has anger management issues. Both reasons are based in truth. Cat is in the same facility. She definitely is ill, but she might also be a stronger medium than Sam. And in an old state hospital that dates back to the tortures of the 18oo's there are plenty of restless dead.
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,722 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/24/2015 - [Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine] [Tori V., Jade W.]
Days of Ice and Iron Sinew reviews
This is a drabble folder for any Frozen drabble I may write. Be advised it will probably be exclusively Elsanna. They may encompass any genre and certainly will encompass any rating. I will tag the porn. Most these are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. If you have a suggestion feel free to pop me a note.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 2/22/2015 - [Anna, Elsa]
Scenes from the Schneiderverse reviews
This is a folder for my drabbles of the schneiderverse. mostly Sam & Cat and Victorious. But I will post it here if I do something with iCarly, Or Zoey101 or any schneiderverse property. They will run the gamut of ratings and genres. I will tag the porn. Most these are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. Msg me one.
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,219 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine] [Tori V., Jade W.]
Happily Ever After reviews
The puckentine marriage is about to bear fruit. Pregnant Puckentine! With pregnant sexings! rated M for oooooh momma, I like to watch the mommas fuck.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine]
Hogwarts in a FunHouse Mirror reviews
This is a collection of any Harry Potter drabble I may write. I don't own any of the characters. The stories will run a gamut of ratings. But since I am known for erotica as much as anything else I will make sure to mark anything porny quite clearly. Most are from people sending in prompts on my tumblr. I have so far written every one I've been asked for. Message me one if you like
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Hermione G., Fleur D., Luna L.
My First, Valentines Day reviews
Jori Story. Tori makes plans to lose her virginity with Jade on valentines day. M for Jori sexiness.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/13/2015 - [Tori V., Jade W.]
Twinverted reviews
Puckentine! Its just after the events of the great tuna jump and Sam asks melanie to come visit, but first she wants her to pretend to be sam so her sister can go and sort things out with freddie once and for all. But melanie is a convincing mimic and Cat is still feeling affectionate and needy after the events of the Jade/Freddie/Robbie debacle. Rated M for melanie's gettin some.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 1/3/2015 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] Melanie P.
Honey Cruise reviews
this was written for Puckentine week, although was finished late. This is a story of a Puckentine Honeymoon. Sam and Cat are married and on their honeymoon cruise. Rated M for mmmmmmore wedding sex!
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Imagine Puckentine reviews
I was inspired by puckettisms awesome post on tumblr. at: Hollywood Arts is having a graduation dance. Will Cat get asked by the girl she loves. Puckentine.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014
Brain Slush reviews
Puckentine horror with zombies! Zombie AU written for a request from someone who thought BrainCrush sounded zombie-y. Could be a series. Might end up a crossover if ICarly or Victorious characters survive to rendezvous. Rated M for violence and very possibly puckentine love of a sexy nature.
Crossover - Sam & Cat & Victorious - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,576 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] [Jade W., Tori V.]
Holy Wood Academy reviews
Puckentine story! When Carly goes overseas Sam comes to study at Holy Wood Academy, a Victorian Girls College, only to find it is a hotbed of sorcery and spiritualism. At present all males will be gender swapped except for Beck, Dice, and half of Sikowitz. that may change. I'd like to publish as iCarly/Victorious/Sam&Cat because i use all the characters but the site won't allow it
Crossover - Sam & Cat & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - [Cat V., Sam Puckett] [Jade W., Tori V.]
Anno Dominae reviews
A feudal magical sci-fi mashup AU. You may recognize flavors of Treasure Planet and Star Wars, but I hope you will find it original enough to hold your interest. Will be Elsanna eventually. Rated T for mature themes, may become M eventually.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Hans
Her Majesty's Companion reviews
Urban Fantasy AU. Cat is a modern Faerie Princess. Sam is her guard. Romance and adventure ensue. T for now. may become M in future.
Crossover - Sam & Cat & Victorious - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,790 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] [Jade W., Tori V.]
Oz or Just Odd reviews
A modern Fantasy AU that may or may not be somehow connected to the land of Oz. Let's find out together. Puckentine love forever! Teen but almost definitely will become mature in future. will become puckentine/jori crossover in future too
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,672 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Dragon Lady reviews
Puckentine AU. Magical post apocalyptic sort of world. Also an attempt to write in third person rather than first. Not one hundred percent satisfied, but hope you like it. (There is a girl who grows a phallus which brought up inter and transgendered issues. But then I realized this comes as a shock to her and even if she has gender questions one day she doesn't now.) M for violence
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Hot for Teacher reviews
This one is for my dear friend hashtagfuckface. In which Sam goes into their room and finds Cat dressed like a teacher and ready for fun. Puckentine femslash naturally
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
Hot Rags reviews
I told someone two months ago that i would be doing another Momma and kitten story soon. I expected to do it a lot sooner than this. Here you go, regardless. Cat wont stop talking about first class, so Sam decides its time for some first class themed punishments. Rated M for 'Mmmmmm, its about time you wrote more fuckentine.' Puckentine femslash.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Sam Puckett, Cat Valentine]
Breaking Blue reviews
BlueDog Soda inspired someone to ask about a Sam & Cat version of Breaking Bad. This is the beginning. also my first try at shorter chapters which I heard might attract more readers. puckentine. M for language, violence and perhaps one day sex.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Cattail and Sammi Lamb reviews
Fairy AU. Sam and Cat are fairies. This first chapter is more fairies and less puckentine. but the puckentine will come. this was specially written for summer solstice. I do have ideas to continue it. if that's desired. rated T at the moment but that might change.
Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Handfasting reviews
This Is an Elsanna story that I wrote months ago and then deleted because I got so many messages about the language I use. I guess I got a little too convoluted and faux archaic. I don't know. But I decided that I like the story and am proud of it. so I am republishing it. I might continue it. I'm not sure. Rated M for mmmmmmmm lesbian incest.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
By Cupid's Golden Arrow reviews
I wanted to do my own Puckentine/Jori version of the lover's story from Midsummer Night's Dream. But just the story of the two couples, not the other stories. So I've changed it as well as modernizing it. Rated M for strong adult situations.
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,732 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] [Tori V., Jade W.]
A Night On Mystic Mountain reviews
Here is my Stuck In a Box tie-in. The girls get up to some fun at Mystic Mountain. Rated M for mystic-mountin' Sam from behind. puckentine, obviously.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/8/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
Mistress Sweet Sally Peaches reviews
I have been intrigued with the Tori and Jade ask blog's portrayal of Tori as the dominant partner. I assumed Jade would be, but I can totally see it now. Especially since I have a drive very similar to Jade's in the story and have been through the same 'I will do anything ANYTHING for some relief' Rated M for 'Mmmm that's some kinky stuff'
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
Puckentine Boys reviews
Someone asked ask sam and cat if they'd still love each other if both of them had been boys. This inspired me to do a genderswap S&C story. So this is Puckentine boyslash. Rated M for mmmmmm gay boys! I hope you enjoy.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
Playing Nursie reviews
Just a little quick one in reaction to #BrainCrush. Cat takes care of Sam while her hands are all bandaged up. Rated M for maybe Cat just did that so she could dress and bathe her. Strong sexual content. Puckentine femslash yumminess.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
GayDay reviews
Cat is making up for the YayDay debacle with a special present. In chapter two Jade and Tori will join the story for a fun suprise. Jori/Puckentine Standard Puckentine Chronicles followed by ghost story with porn overtones Rated M for 'Mmmm are you sure you couldn't just make this separate stories' I'm sure.
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] [Tori V., Jade W.] - Complete
Grabbing Some Dinner, Having Some Fun reviews
This takes place right after #The KillerTunaJump and is likely informed by feelings brought about by that episode. As well as a beautiful and heartbreaking music video. It has less sex than many of my stories, I wrote it at a time I was wondering if my fans wanted less sex but were too shy to ask. Weird huh? Rated M for that last scene.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
Call Me Momma reviews
Sam plans fun playtime when she and Cat have a weekend alone. Yes this is Puckentine femslash. Yes this is totally different than the story I intended to write. Yes, it is a dom/sub story of Momma/kitten play between Sam and Cat. This is story 4 in my Puckentine stories
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
Press The Flesh reviews
Cat feels giving Sam regular massage would be fun. This is love and homelife in a Puckentine home. Sweetheart Sundays at the best. I know it is wednesday. It is sunday in the story. Sam and Cats day off to be alone. Femslash lezzie yumyum of the highest order.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett]
NaughtyATM reviews
Puckentine Femslash! There are consequences for Cat almost getting Sam and her sent to Juvie. I never intended to do another Momma/kitten story so soon. But what choice did I have with the set up that episode gave. Rated M for exactly what you expect something with atm in the title to be rated for.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
Joyous Yule reviews
Anna teaches Elsa to swim. Adorable Elsanna 'cest ensues. This is a story that treats a long term incestuous relationship as a positive and adorable thing that the main characters should strive towards. It is rated M for strong sexual content. It also treats Arendelle as a nordic pagan country. followed up with my 'Handfasting' story if you want to read it.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
What The Puppet Saw reviews
This started out a Jori story with Witch Jade from Bibblite Conspiracy. But it turned out she didn't need to be a witch. And I know Cat is on Victorious so it doesn't need to be a crossover but this is a post sam & Cat puckentine Cat so I chose to list it
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Tori V., Jade W.] Robbie S., Cat Valentine - Complete
Late, but Not Too Late reviews
Puckentine story. I was asked to do a crossover one-shot where Sam Skypes with Carly and comes out to her. And Cat comes home and is introduced. It sounded delightful so I took a stab. It is not exactly what I had in mind. A bit more dramatic. But I like how it came out and hope you will too
Crossover - iCarly & Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] Carly S. - Complete
Pink Tulip II : Our Love is Destiny reviews
A prequel to Pink Tulip, where Cat tells her side of the story of how her and Sam became lovers and why she didn't want to talk dirty. Rated Mature for strong sexual content. Puckentine. 2nd in my puckentine chronicles.
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete
The Bibblite Conspiracy reviews
Sam and Cat fic with crossover appearance by Jade and Tori. This was written in response to two tumblr requests. One to do a Sam & Cat Superhero AU. The second, a fic where Jade and Tori interrogate Sam about her intentions toward Cat. This is a Puckentine story with subtle hints of Jori
Crossover - Victorious & Sam & Cat - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Pink Tulip reviews
An erotic interlude with Sam & Cat. Puckentine femslash, without question. The only thing that saves it from PWP is there is a bit of a Sam being playful and teasing plot. But it is sexy girly yumyum without a doubt. Cat takes exception to Sam's dirty mouth while enjoying the attentions of said mouth.. rated m the first fuckentine i ever wrote
Sam & Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [Cat Valentine, Sam Puckett] - Complete