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Joined 02-05-04, id: 533946, Profile Updated: 10-30-11
Author has written 11 stories for Artemis Fowl, Panic Room, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

The last time I updated this was 2006... Four years ago. Mental. I used to write a lot of fanfiction, but not any more, not for other people to read anyway! But I've returned to fanfiction.net so I can read the work of others!

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The Curse of Kalashki by Robot from the future reviews
Vince falls foul of an ancient Shaman's curse meaning the thing he can't live without is killing him. Will Naboo be able to find a cure before it is too late? Possible character death, angst and Howince. Rated M for language and slash
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,418 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Complete
Lost through ages by Goldie.dk reviews
The year is 2106. It's going great for Holly, her career, her lovelife, ect... but when a human discovers the Lower Elements, she needs help. And she must realize that she'll need to go back in time, and ask Artemis for assistance...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,128 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F.
Deep emotions by light ascetic reviews
Bad guys dont always get what they want, but Red x is determined to get what he wants. it is the dark sorceress, raven! BbRae pairings, and a bit of RedRea. 10th chappie! it took a while! but its here!
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Raven, Beast Boy
Scratched Glass by loves him reviews
Karyane Ruele is a pretty girl with a life void of any meaning. When Jack Sparrow takes her hostage, he doesn't realize that Karyane is more than the pretty doll behind a glass case.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,061 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 2/12/2005
Aquarium by Blue Yeti reviews
When the fall is all that remains for Commander Trouble Kelp, the fall is all that matters. A fic for Remix Redux and 12LH. [TroubleHolly, HollyArtemis.] Warning, contains the sounds of a breaking heart. Also, contains fish.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Urm, tell you when I think of one by TazMoon reviews
My first attempt at a fic, and I wanted people's opinions on it. So, please review! Thanks! This is gonna be HR.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2006 - Published: 12/15/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 5: No Title Necessary by TeenTypist reviews
This one is back underground with our favorite fairies. Holly and Trouble are married of course and Holly's her spunky old self. Now, who'd be so stupid as to put Holly in charge of another kid? Right, the LEP. Ch 18! Sorry about the long wait! My fifth A
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,280 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
The Secrets Of The Second Time 'Round by blushingbeauty86 reviews
The second best story ye'll ever have the pleasure of readin'. An' I mean tha' in the chronological sense, not quality sense 'cause 'tis the sequel after all. It's not any less enjoyable or funny, jus' the sequel, savvy?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,659 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005
That's CAPTAIN t'ye, savvy? by blushingbeauty86 reviews
The most amazin' story ye'll 'ave the pleasure of readin'. Well, true t'say tha' no one could really make such an assumption. But I highly suggest ye take a look.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,673 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/31/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005
The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
The Memories of Holly Short by EvilImp532 reviews
When Holly is involved in a serious accident, Artemis&co. act as her "Babysitters". They look through some of Holly's old home movies and learn more about her than they thought possible. New chapter up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/26/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Aztec Incident by AgiVega reviews
26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 154,217 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/16/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Stubborn Strength by fufulupin reviews
One-shot fic taking place after the split and before the movie. Possibly AU, probably slightly OOC. There really aren't enough Panic Room fics out there...please read and enjoy.
Panic Room - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
He Dreams of a White Christmas by bluehighlighter reviews
Artemis Fowl the Second does not participate in Christmas parties. This time he might just make an exception... and he learns more than he had never expected. A Christmas fanfic. Held in Haven.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 12/20/2004
Life is Pretty Plain by Tie Kerl reviews
When Holly loses a magical stone, Artemis is recruited to find it. But someone already has. Kim Holmes is promptly kidnapped and brought to Ireland. Where she promptly does something incredibly stupid. Now they're stuck... somewhere...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,131 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
Drowning by pell mell 31 reviews
Something's missing from Holly's life - turns out it's our favorite Mud Boy, Arty. But he's completely forgotten her-and everyone knows a human and a fairy can't be in love. Or can they? Set after EC. Ch6 Butler gives Artemis some words of advice.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 6/3/2003
Artemis Fowl: And The Raven's Prophecies by theobsessivecompulsivehobbit reviews
This is a trail run for my story. It will be posted from the 16th of October to the 23rd. If I have piqued your curiosity, see inside for the summary.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,301 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/15/2004
Thoughts After of An Unholy Crusade by KPOBb 3A KPOBb reviews
What if the robbers had followed through? What if they had actually taken the lives and the money? Well, here's some afterthoughts. Warning: not funny, it kinda actually sucks...but your choice. Please Review...
Panic Room - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2004
The Pink Dress by Elvenwolf reviews
Just about a pink dress and the LEP. Need I say more?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004
The Storys Of Holly and Trouble by Night Of The Land reviews
The "Stories of Holly and Trouble" is about them as teenagers an before they work at the LEP. My first fic read to find out more.... Currently on hold Indefinitely. Sorry guyss.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 9/12/2004
Artemis Fowl: The Hacker's Identity by Trent Glitter reviews
Artemis is unknowingly hacking into the LEP's server, and Holly's Diary! Can Holly change things, before her deepest secerets are alll reveled?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/9/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004
Love on the Force by Laitoste Morna reviews
Trouble has trouble asking Holly Short out on a date. Will Foaly be able to help him or will everything go trerribly wrong. Read to Find out.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,775 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 8/5/2004
Artemis Fowl and the Divorce by tara renee jones reviews
It's a musical! Lol. Holly a cheater? mulch playin Artemis? Songs wjustinbritneymario W.u decide! rated just n case. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004
The BrideToBe That Wasn'tToBe by TeenTypist reviews
What was Mary Jane thinking the night before her wedding to John? What made her change her mind and run after Peter? What was in the letter she left for her husbandtobe? These are Mary Jane Watson's thoughts during the last night before she was supposed
Spider-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Helter Skelter by RussianWolf7 reviews
The LEP is threatened with a bomb, Holly being it's target. Headquarters doesn't blow up, but Holly's apartment building does. With her inside. Suspence with some romance added in. Used to be called Explosion but decided to name it after a Beatles song.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,676 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Holly S., Julius R.
Genius Boy by ElairaHunter reviews
Just a funny song about Artemis based on 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2004
He Can Love Someone by confused and dazed reviews
A HollyRoot pairing. My first fic, so please at least try to be kind!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,454 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2004 - Published: 12/23/2003
Artemis Fowl 4: I Will Never Use a Real Title by TeenTypist reviews
It's an Artemis romance yes, a challenge I know, but it's not all sappy. It starts a few months after my last one left off, RR! My fourth AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,075 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Artemis F. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 3: This Girl Can't Come Up with Title by TeenTypist reviews
Foaly suspects that the LEP is being bugged again, and Artemis gets to spend a little time getting to know the area around Haven. My third AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,598 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 2: Another Fic Without a Proper Name by TeenTypist reviews
Arty is forced to take a vacation, Holly is reassigned to litter duty in Disneyland Paris, and Councilwoman Vinyaya gets to see just how tough Holly has it. My second AF Fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 9/7/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl 1: The Fic Still In Need of a Name by TeenTypist reviews
Holly's got a new assignment she's not too crazy about. And somebody actually managed to break in to the Fowl manner, I'll give you one guess as to who it is. My first AF fic. No EC or OD spoilers. Complete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,584 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/7/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Golden Disc by Jessika Organa Solo reviews
Artemis is determined to end the mystery. Holly tries to deal with what has become of her life.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/23/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003
Sister by Lli reviews
A crossover with the series Artemis Fowl, newly moved over from said book's section. Set after the 2nd book, Holly runs into unusual family problems when the Goblins move aboveground.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/30/2003 - Published: 3/18/2003 - Complete
Picture Perfect by Kitty Rainbow reviews
Root's sick of people faking happiness as they wish him a happy birthday, they've been doing it all day. But is there anybody who really cares?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2003 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
The Unnamed Entity by Eleida reviews
I actually updated! I can hardly believe it. Holly wishes she had a gun, Root wishes Lily Frond would drop of the face of the earth, Artemis wishes he had a sweater, and everyone wishes that Opal Koboi wasn't quite so deranged.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
Tormented Musings by Eleida reviews
Happily married and settled in the underground, Holly muses about the death of Artemis Fowl. -I was sick today, so I stayed home from school and wrote another semi-chapter type thing...-
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/8/2002
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Endurance reviews
Trouble Kelp's a show off in Holly's eyes. She's never taken the time to get to know him, but when the two are working together on an Endurance Challenge, fate forces them to unite. Will Holly ever learn to love Captain Kelp? Only time will tell.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,764 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Buried Secrets, Forgotten Tales reviews
Elizabeth and Will's honeymoon was supposed to be a calm relaxing break, but storms cause it to end in disaster, the couple are seperated and lost at sea, it seems as if Captain Jack Sparrow hasn't seen the last of the couple...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006
Is This the Start of the Rest of My Life? reviews
The prequel to family tree. When Holly met Trouble...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Instinct reviews
Possible OD spoilers How does feel to have to shoot your best friend? Troubles feelings in his POV.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Stone Heart reviews
Trouble and Holly have had their fair share of problems, but fate doesn't seem to agree. Someone is poking more than their nose in where it's not wanted. But who? The future of this series is in your hands now...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004
Panic Room: The Novel reviews
You've seen the movie, have you read the novel? Well here's your chance. It's rated R for language and violence, just to be on the safe side!
Panic Room - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2005
Haste reviews
A short poem based on Meg and Sarah's entry to the Panic Room in, err, Panic, that first night. ONE SHOT.
Panic Room - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
Dreams reviews
Holly is injured in a shuttle accident that her 25 yr old daughter Amber predicts. A stand alone fic NOT related to Family tree. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Holly S., Trouble K.
Changes reviews
The third in a brilliant I hope new series. The sequel to Family tree. Trouble gets some news that flip his life upside down. FINISHED
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Family Tree reviews
Holly has some shocking news but what is it and who is it for? The first in the bestselling (or maybe not...) series
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 5/6/2004 - Trouble K., Holly S.
Holly Short's New Years resolutions reviews
Holly has been forced to work on new years eve... This is a one chapter fic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004
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