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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter.

I've been on the Harry Potter bandwagon since about when Goblet of Fire came out, but I wasn't inspired to take up fan fiction until I read Less Wrong's excellent Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and started exploring from there. (Okay, I did a little Star Trek years and years ago, but it was so bad that I don't even want to think about it.) I've been seriously working on original writing for a number of years, but I like the ready-made framework and low pressure of fan fiction as a way to write faster and improve my craft quickly.

I find it fascinating how new ideas are developed and propagated through the community, from fleshing out background characters (e.g. a lot of the Slytherins) to inventing whole new branches of magic (e.g. warding). This can cut both ways, as with the overused Evil!Dumbledore, Evil!Weasleys plots, but it's amazing how it enriches the shared world of Potter fanon.

In my own writing, I'll often use these elements from fanon, especially if they make more sense than JK Rowling's original, which happens often--using Arithmancy for spellcrafting, for example. But I use them judiciously. I try not to go out of character, at least not without showing how different events caused the characters to change from canon. I rarely go fully AU and change the actual rules as set down by JKR, and I try not to include anything story-breaking.

On the other hand, many of the common tropes of fan fiction are overused and poorly thought out--things like wizard's oaths, time travel, marriage laws, character bashing, and worst of all, super!Harry. Too often, these plots are just lazy ways of solving Harry's problems, fixing the mistakes of various characters, or getting your favorite couple together without giving the story or the characters the thoughtful exploration they deserve. That's why, when I draw on these tropes, it's usually for parody, or else a deconstruction and reconstruction to show how it should realistically go.

On pairings, I don't have a stake in any particular one. I care a lot more that a couple is well-written (and halfway plausible: I'm looking at you, Hermione/Snape) than about who is in it, although slash isn't my cup of tea. I will say I have a soft spot for Harry/Luna, though, and I highly recommend Arpad Hrunta's stories if you are interested in that.

I'm not British, but I write my stories with my computer set to British English. I know it's a little inconsistent, so I apologize for any linguistic mistakes.

Current works in progress:

The Arithmancer: Full-length story where Hermione is a mathematical genius and becomes a brilliant spellcrafter. Explores Hermione's struggles with the stress of growing up and frequent brushes with death as she develops into a powerful witch. Features in-depth exploration of magic and a strong bond between Hermione and her parents. Updates every Saturday.

The Accidental Animagus: Full-length story with Harry as a cat animagus who was raised by the Grangers as Hermione's brother. Features Harry with a strong support structure, Wizengamot politics, and characters acting rationally. Updates every second Saturday.

Petrification Proliferation Novella-length story about what would happen if the basilisk were treated like the weapon of mass destruction it is and the consequences of what would happen if everything was carefully investigated from there. Updates intermittently.

Future planned stories:

I don't want to make promises I can't keep, so I can't say much for certain. I can confirm that I'm working on a novella-length companion to The Accidental Animagus showing different forms of magic and magical cultures around the world.

Beyond that, I have plans for several one-shot stories that I'm reasonably sure about. These will be parodies or deconstructions tackling marriage laws, soul bonds, the standard super!Harry-plus-Weasley/Dumbledore bashing plot, and time turners.

I have a lot more ideas, but I don't know if any of them will see the light of day, so I'll leave it at that for now.

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Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby comes with his warning, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, and his life, forever. A long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 222,849 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 3,348 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,086 - Reviews: 2796 - Favs: 4,266 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 130,578 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,898 - Reviews: 5397 - Favs: 8,444 - Follows: 10,055 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13469 - Favs: 17,491 - Follows: 16,601 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 5,634 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30363 - Favs: 16,777 - Follows: 14,607 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5311 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 4,406 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 256,343 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
My Brother! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. Harry has a little sister: Emma Lily Potter, most witches and wizards don't know she exists. How different would he be growing up with just one person whom he loved and who loved him back? Harry and Emma go to Hogwarts where they make friends, duel, brew illegal potions, form a guild, combat Wizarding prejudices and get burdened with one so very horrible secret. H/G E/? R/H N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 423,373 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC, Demelza R.
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2869 - Favs: 6,475 - Follows: 7,992 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ministry Six by blakekeane reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry finally has had enough. A few small changes are made, which results in the war ending much faster. Harry isn't a Horcrux. Pairings are Harry/Hermione , Neville/Ginny, Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24815 - Favs: 13,046 - Follows: 11,389 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3901 - Favs: 6,169 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Magician by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was little, Harry Potter's favorite show was Doctor Who. One-shot. Not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Educational by centreoftheselights reviews
A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4234 - Favs: 6,284 - Follows: 3,168 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8157 - Favs: 15,373 - Follows: 6,517 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 463 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 5,081 - Follows: 3,000 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10412 - Favs: 12,939 - Follows: 5,287 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 10,081 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4192 - Favs: 6,095 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
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The Arithmancer reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 510,823 - Reviews: 3123 - Favs: 2,110 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector
The Accidental Animagus reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 88 - Words: 529,395 - Reviews: 2611 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Petrification Proliferation reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/22 - Harry P., Amelia B.
The Stag and the Swan reviews
One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring reviews
One-shot. At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/16 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Heap Coals of Fire on His Head reviews
One-shot. After losing the war, being held prisoner by the Death Eaters, seeing her friends' lives ruined, and being sold to the highest bidder, Hermione finally embraces her Slytherin side and finds a way to take control of her life again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Mother's Love reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
On My Life and Magic reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wandmaker's Escape reviews
One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete