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Joined 11-20-13, id: 5339762, Profile Updated: 08-04-16
Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter.

I've been on the Harry Potter bandwagon since about when Goblet of Fire came out, but I wasn't inspired to take up fan fiction until I read Less Wrong's excellent Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality and started exploring from there. (Okay, I did a little Star Trek years and years ago, but it was so bad that I don't even want to think about it.) I've been seriously working on original writing for a number of years, but I like the ready-made framework and low pressure of fan fiction as a way to write faster and improve my craft without having to worry about getting everything exactly right.

I find it fascinating how new ideas are developed and propagated through the community, from fleshing out background characters (e.g. a lot of the Slytherins) to inventing whole new branches of magic (e.g. warding). This can cut both ways, as with the overused Evil!Dumbledore, Evil!Weasleys plots, but for the most part, it's amazing how it enriches the shared world of Potter fanon.

On the other hand, many of the common tropes of fan fiction are overused and poorly thought out--things like wizard's oaths, time travel, marriage laws, character bashing, and worst of all, super!Harry. Too often, these plots are just lazy ways of solving Harry's problems, fixing the mistakes of various characters, or getting your favorite couple together without giving the story or the characters the thoughtful exploration they deserve. That's why when I draw on these tropes, it's usually for parody, or else a deconstruction and reconstruction to show how it should realistically go.

In my own writing, I try not to contradict the facts as stated in the books unless I'm specifically going AU. However, I'll use elements from the movies and from fanon liberally if they don't contradict the books, and I feel that they add to the story, especially if they make more sense than JK Rowling's original--using Arithmancy for spellcrafting, for example. I also try not to go out of character, at least not without showing how different events caused the characters to change from canon, and when I change the rules, I certainly try not to include anything story-breaking.

On pairings, I'm pretty flexible. I care a lot more that a couple is well-written (and halfway plausible: I'm looking at you, Hermione/Snape) than about who is in it (although slash isn't my cup of tea). I will say I have a soft spot for Harry/Luna, though, and I highly recommend Arpad Hrunta's stories if you are interested in that.

I'm not British, but I write my stories with my computer set to British English. I know it's a little inconsistent, so I apologize for any linguistic mistakes. If anyone wants to write a translation of any of my stories, please PM me and inform me where you plan to post it, and please post a link back to the English version if possible.

Completed full-length stories:

The Arithmancer: Hermione is a mathematical genius and becomes a brilliant spellcrafter. Explores Hermione's struggles with the stress of growing up and frequent brushes with death as she develops into a powerful witch. Features in-depth exploration of magic and a strong bond between Hermione and her parents. Covers Years 1-4. Nominee for the 2016 Fanatic Fanfics Multi-Fandom Awards. Sequel is in progress.

The Accidental Animagus: Full-length story with Harry as a cat animagus who is raised by the Grangers as Hermione's brother. Features Harry with a strong support structure, Wizengamot politics, and characters acting rationally. Covers Years 1-4. Featured on the Potter Fic Weekly podcast, in which I also gave an author interview. Sequel is in progress.

Current works in progress:

Lady Archimedes: Full-length sequel to The Arithmancer beginning the summer after Voldermort's return. Features Hermione pushing the boundaries of magic and trying to outdo the Death Eaters' spellcrafters. Currently in 5th Year with Hermione getting private tutoring from Slughorn.

Animagus at War: Full length sequel to The Accidental Animagus. The war against Voldemort quickly spirals out of control with foreign powers getting involved on both sides. Will begin on Saturday immediately following Voldemort's return.

Lady Archimedes and Animagus at War update on alternating Saturdays.

The World of the Accidental Animagus: A series of one-shots describing magical people and customs around the world and introducing some minor characters who will appear in Animagus at War.

Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue: Novella-length story showing the appropriate reaction to the rampant injustice of several popular fanon and canon plot devices, most notably the goblin justice system and marriage laws. Updates intermittently.

Future planned stories:

I have one other one-shot story that I'm reasonably sure about: a twist on the soul bond narrative showing what would happen if things didn't work out so well. I have a lot more ideas, but I don't know if any of them will ever see the light of day, and I don't want to make promises I can't keep, so I'll leave it at that for now.

I write because I find it fun and relaxing, and to improve my craft. The mostly-positive reviews are a welcome bonus, but it's really the stories that drive me. I definitely want to keep it up for the foreseeable future; unfortunately, my life is often all too busy, so my writing is not always a certain thing. I'm committed to finishing what I started, but I can't be sure of anything beyond that.

Thanks for reading.

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Escape by Singularoddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 164,628 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 4/26 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M.
Long Live The Queen by offsides reviews
With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 143,707 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 5,001 - Follows: 6,936 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Breath of the Inferno by Primordial Vortex reviews
Magic is a strange and wondrous thing. It has no leaning or even understanding of good or evil. It merely is. Harry Potter fell off the grid half a decade before, after an explosion seared the earth of Privet Drive. No magic could find him. Their final hope led them to him, but what they found was...not quite what they expected. AU, Animagus, No Yaoi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 104,397 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,540 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Always and Forever by lorelover reviews
This story starts at the end of Harry's third year, and continues thru his seventh. There is action in many of the chapters, but I believe the overwhelming focus should be the main characters. I'm trying to write about a realistic and honest relationship between Harry and Hermione, that in turn, will change everything, from the Triwizard Tournament to the downfall of Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 235,406 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,571 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sympathetic Properties by Mr Norrell reviews
Having been treated as a servant his entire life, Harry is more sympathetic when Dobby arrives, avoiding Vernon's wrath and gaining a bit of freedom. That freedom changes his summer, his life, and the world forever. A very long character-driven story that likes to play with canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 382,974 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 3,298 - Follows: 4,683 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 223,682 - Reviews: 3380 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
My Brother! by Oracle2Phoenix reviews
AU. Harry's little sister: Emma Lily Potter, most witches and wizards don't know she exists. How different would he be growing up with a someone he loved and who loved him back? Harry and Emma go to Hogwarts where they make friends, duel, brew illegal potions, form a guild, fight Wizarding prejudices and get burdened with a terrible secret. Now with Elemental Magic. H/G E/? R/H N/L
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 460,264 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] OC, Demelza R.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 2,103 - Follows: 2,643 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Weasley Girl: Secrets of the Past by Hyaroo reviews
Sequel to "Weasley Girl"! Potter's Gang are back for their second year at Hogwarts, and face a dramatic escape, a mysterious diary, a strange cat, a "loony" girl, a hidden monster and many past secrets coming to light. It looks like this year will be at least as eventful and dangerous as the previous one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 118,333 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L.
The Amplitude, Frequency and Resistance of the Soul Bond by Council reviews
A Love Story that doesn't start with love. A Soul Bond that doesn't start with a kiss. Love is not handed out freely. Love is earned. When Harry and Ginny are Soul Bonded, they discover that love is not initially included, and that it's something that must be fought for. H/G SoulBond!RealisticDevelopment!EndOfCOS!GoodDumbledore! Trust me, you've never seen a soul-bond fic like this
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 140,465 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 1,414 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,375 - Reviews: 2507 - Favs: 4,066 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hogwarts Six and The Darkest Wizard by Belial666 reviews
Fourth year has come, bringing Tournaments, Prophesies, Dark Lords, powerful magic, Death Eaters, politics, and rearranged geographical features. Follow Harry, Ron, Neville, Tracey, Daphne, and a Slytherin!Anti!Hermione as they deal with all of the above as well as the greatest danger of all; themselves. For what is more dangerous than capable, daring, teenage witches and wizards?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,805 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC, Daphne G.
Potter vs Paradox by Belial666 reviews
The Girl-Who-Lived won; Magical Britain never recovered. As their world grows closer to another war, the surviving DA members concoct an elaborate plan that will see Iris Potter back in time to guide her younger self and prevent the war from ever happening. Fate however has other plans. GWL BWL, dark!Harry, timetravel, canon magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 136,913 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/4/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 2834 - Favs: 6,778 - Follows: 8,617 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
The Brightest Witch and the Darkest House by Belial666 reviews
What happens if the 'brightest witch of her age' is very different than Hermione? Would there be a golden trio? Would the fate of Britain be brighter, darker or unchanged? What is dark and what is evil and how much do choices matter? Slow break from canon initially, full break at book 3. Lots of magic, action, reasonably competent Harry and friends, PoV is potential dark witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 78 - Words: 272,688 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - OC, Harry P., Neville L., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 419,605 - Reviews: 14579 - Favs: 20,219 - Follows: 19,852 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Following the Phoenix by hezzel reviews
A single-/dual-point-of-departure spinoff from Less Wrong's brilliant story "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", branching away in Chapter 81. Hermione is sent to Azkaban, but Harry is not about to give up. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like his enemy is about to leave things alone either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 260,387 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,994 - Reviews: 2929 - Favs: 4,901 - Follows: 6,607 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Hufflepuff Chronicles Year of the Stone by theflyinfoote reviews
What would happen if Harry met someone other than the Weasleys and made a new first friend. Year one originally Harry the Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,222 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and Future's Past by DriftWood1965 reviews
Starts out the day after the Battle of Hogwarts. Harry and Hermione meet the Goddess of Love, and she offers to let them go back in time. Strictly Harry and Hermione. Minor - well maybe major Ginny, Ron and Dumbledore Bashing. Soul Bond - Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 312,836 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 9,673 - Follows: 11,458 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 3820 - Favs: 6,072 - Follows: 5,851 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
One World by Stellar Magic reviews
In J.K. Rowling's first draft it wasn't Hagrid that found Harry Potter in Godric's Hollow, but a lowly dentist named Granger. What if he had? Harry Potter is brought before the muggle authorities, an apparent orphan. With Daniel Granger named the child's temporary guardian, he disappears into the muggle world. LittleBro!Harry, BigSis!Hermione. Not a HP/HG Ship. Canon Pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,636 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 1,949 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W., Ron W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32222 - Favs: 19,199 - Follows: 15,671 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5457 - Favs: 4,418 - Follows: 5,062 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 5/7/2012
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3022 - Favs: 7,150 - Follows: 8,742 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Ministry Six by blakekeane reviews
Hermione falls at the Ministry and Harry finally has had enough. A few small changes are made, which results in the war ending much faster. Harry isn't a Horcrux. Pairings are Harry/Hermione , Neville/Ginny, Ron/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,187 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 25658 - Favs: 15,822 - Follows: 12,221 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rise from the Ashes by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Voldemort has risen once more! Harry Potter and his friends must battle the forces of Darkness, a corrupt Ministry and a Headmaster who has plans of his own. Starts during summer before 5th year, and features proactive Marauding/Slytherin Harry. Rated M to be safe as there will be violence, language and suggestive themes. Title needs work and am accepting suggestions for new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,281 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 976 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
The Prankster's Apprentice by kitcat234 reviews
Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,090 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Weasley Girl by Hyaroo reviews
AU: The first wizarding friend Harry made wasn't Ronald Weasley... it was Veronica "Ronnie" Weasley, first-born daughter in the Weasley clan for generations. And suddenly the future of the wizarding world, not to mention Harry's first year at Hogwarts, looked very different. Not a canon rehash, not a romance. STORY COMPLETE, SEQUEL POSTED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,263 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
It's OK Not To Be OK (But I Promise, I'm Trying) by rayrae118 reviews
First in the Promise series. AU from the end of PoA. When McGonagall finds out what Dumbledore condemned Harry to by leaving him with the Dursleys all those years ago, she is determined to do something. Now being translated into German by EliasAmyNightcorePotterGleeFan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,134 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 7,049 - Follows: 4,188 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Magician by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was little, Harry Potter's favorite show was Doctor Who. One-shot. Not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 145 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Fate We Make by Sherza reviews
After the confrontation with Voldemort after the third task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry doesn't get sad. He doesn't get mad. He gets even.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 101,462 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 1,925 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Educational by centreoftheselights reviews
A Methods of Rationality fanfic; Draco's reaction to the Self-Actualisation chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Sequel to Harry McGonagall. Voldemort's back and Harry's true identity is known.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,056 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 1,526 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and Godric's Legacy by hermyd reviews
Post OotP. AU. Harry is fed up with Dumbledore's interference and sets out to do things his way, with help from some unexpected sources. When he learns the second half of the Prophecy, and finds his power, he won't allow anything to stand in his way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,726 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,008 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4404 - Favs: 7,060 - Follows: 3,467 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8497 - Favs: 17,771 - Follows: 7,294 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 613 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 5045 - Favs: 5,790 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11029 - Favs: 14,787 - Follows: 5,968 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Albus Potter And the Year of The Badger by Bartimus Crotchety reviews
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,465 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Albus S. P., Rose W. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 11,651 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
We Belong by mj2007 reviews
It's been ten years since Harry Potter defeated Voldemort. But for a ten year old orphan, and a surviving Weasley twin, the story is just beginning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,344 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/16/2007 - George W. - Complete
Harry Potter: Rogue by kb0 reviews
After Sirius's death, Harry gets fed up with all the meddling in his life and decides to live his way. He also learns some important lessons along the way, like friends are important. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 154,934 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4269 - Favs: 6,747 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 1,534 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3430 - Favs: 3,195 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Lessons For Life by Caitlyn1 reviews
Eight years after Hogwarts, Harry recieves a letter from Dudley. What does he want? A bit of something for everyone! Now completed! *update* Changes have been made till chapter 21. Enjoy the new scenes!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,425 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/15/2002 - Published: 10/19/2000 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Animagus at War reviews
Sequel to The Accidental Animagus. Voldemort's back, and this time, he's not alone. Harry and his family are caught in the middle as the wizarding war goes international. Years 5-7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 8/6 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L.
The World of The Accidental Animagus reviews
A series of one-shots in the Animagus-Verse showing the state of the magical world at the time of Voldemort's return. Some brace for war, while for others, life goes on. A bridge between The Accidental Animagus and Animagus at War.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 7/30 - Complete
Lady Archimedes reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,916 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 2,392 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W.
The Accidental Animagus reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,174 - Reviews: 3838 - Favs: 4,704 - Follows: 5,660 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,681 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 5/23 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Petrification Proliferation reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 3,115 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
I've Always Wanted to Use that Spell reviews
One-shot. McGonagall finally got to awaken the statues in the Battle of Hogwarts, but she wanted to do it for a long time. Given all the times she missed her chance, it was no wonder she was so eager when the time came.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Minerva M. - Complete
The Arithmancer reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,129 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
The Stag and the Swan reviews
One shot. Harry's Valentine's Day date with Cho goes a little better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,866 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
The Philosopher's Red Herring reviews
One-shot. At the end of first year, Harry gets an unexpected visitor with some even more unexpected news, and a new plan for his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 122 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Harry P., Nicolas F. - Complete
Heap Coals of Fire on His Head reviews
One-shot. After losing the war, being held prisoner by the Death Eaters, seeing her friends' lives ruined, and being sold to the highest bidder, Hermione finally embraces her Slytherin side and finds a way to take control of her life again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,200 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
His Mother's Love reviews
Lily's sacrifice did a lot more for Harry than protect him from Voldemort. It protected him from the worst of his relatives' abuse, too. But when Dumbledore tells him the whole story, he decides he's had enough and takes control of his life. Set in sixth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,757 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Past an Hour the Prospect's Black reviews
One-shot. Harry suspects the Second Task will involve hostages, but he still can't find a way to breathe underwater. In his desperation, what other options might he devise?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
On My Life and Magic reviews
One-shot. After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and Hermione learn that there was an important bit of magical lore they didn't know about. And they are not happy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wandmaker's Escape reviews
One-shot. Ollivander searches for a way out while locked in the Malfoys' cellar and finds and opportunity in an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/1/2013 - G. Ollivander, Luna L. - Complete