Theeubernoob
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Joined 11-22-13, id: 5341906, Profile Updated: 07-19-15
Author has written 10 stories for RWBY.

I'm Theeubernoob, a twenty-year old author from Canada. I read a lot and write a lot. I'm actually pretty shy, but I like to talk. I'm just bad at starting talking. If you want to talk to me about my stories, or RWBY, or really almost anything, don't hesitate to send me a message. I follow a ton of shows and animes, and ship in basically everything. As a side bar, my love of baked goods borders on dangerous. Seriously. If I were a super hero I would have two weaknesses, baked goods and adorable things. If something adorable offered me baked goods I may just keel over right there.

If for some reason you're curious what anime I've seen I've got the same username on my anime list. Still filling it in though. Haven't added dropped shows yet.

I'm currently working on Two Much Red (TMR) and How to Avoid Bad Dates (HTABD) as my main focuses with occasional updates of Brief Encounters (BE), Plan Noren (PN), and one shots when I have ideas.

Things have been crazy, but I am working on a new chapter of TMR. As of right now (May 18th) I can make no promises of when it'll be done but hopefully soon, though I honestly have no idea if anyone ever looks at my profile, if you do, well at least you know I'm working on it. As a secondary update (July 20th) it's closer now than then. I've got more free time and less stress, so keep an eye open.

Currently Airing Series I'm following

Shokugeki no Soma

Non Non Biyori Repeat

Monster Musume

Overlord

Gate

Durarara!

Charlotte

Rokka no Yuusha

Working!!

Manga I'm reading

Trinity Seven (thanks based CAT Scans)

One Piece

Boku no Hero Academia (highly recommend this one)

Shokugeki no Soma

Shokugeki no Soma - Etoile

Ao no Exorcist

Saenai Kanojo no Sodatekata - Koisuru Metronome

Monster Musume

Noragami

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Hypnotherapy by zelkova48 reviews
In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,064 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos
Mightier Than The Sword by textrili reviews
How well did they knew Jaune Arc? Team RWBY finds out the hard way when Ruby cracks open a book she found in the classroom one day. Each page, a tale of his real thoughts, his love for them, and the burden he carries. Jaune X Harem. Rated M because I might dabble in tasteful smut or very violent scenes. [Currently Being Rewritten as a Multi-Book Series]
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,647 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Jaune Arc
Blond and Blue Eyes by Azure-Pen reviews
Jaune Arc, lovable goofball of the RWBY-verse and almost impossible not to like him...except if you're Weiss. Here are a compilation of non-connected snippets featuring his interactions with the girls of Remnant, ranging from friendship to relationship.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Jaune Arc
Wizard of Ships by General RTS reviews
It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,059 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Ozpin, Glynda Goodwitch, Jaune Arc - Complete
A Friend in Need by AfroThunda reviews
Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 149,786 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Jaune Arc]
Magical Girl Glitter Glynda-Chan! by Half-Blind Otaku reviews
Join Magical Girl Glynda Goodwitch as she fights for Truth, Justice, and a frilly dress! Beyond that... well, I'd say the title speaks for itself... Parody and Adventure, rated T for the reckless endangerment of minors by adorable Mascots, snarky story-book narration, and stress-induced pixie rage.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,390 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Glynda Goodwitch
Our Beloved Musician by A.T.Milan reviews
"A musician gives off the feeling of Romance, he/she expresses love a lot better through a good voice and an instrument by their side" So what happens when other students find out Jaune's talent? Chapter 14 in memory of Monty Oum...
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,962 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long, Jaune Arc, Lie Ren
My Chair and The New Years Promise by Allthingsninja reviews
It's hard to deliver simple message to a house full of eccentric sisters. It's even harder when a certain blonde brawler is sitting on your lap, teasing you. Harder still is it to know exactly what the blonde brawler is planning by making everyone go to your house for new years. CHAPTER 2 IS AND UPDATE CHAPTER.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Jaune's Bad Day by kingxana0 reviews
When an accident with Dust turns an entire classroom full of future Huntresses into lovestruck fangirls for Jaune just how far will he manage to get without falling to their charms (or weapons).
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,300 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Jaune Arc - Complete
Betrothed by God Emperor Penguin reviews
A direct sequel to 'Marriage Interview'. Weiss jokingly makes Jaune her fiance but when everyone thinks she's serious, it's up to her to sabotage her own wedding. If she fails, then she and Jaune will be forever joined in holy matrimony and live, supposedly, happily ever after.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
The Snow Angel and Thunderstorms by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Since she was a little girl, thunderstorms have terrified Weiss. With a nearly empty dormitory on vacation, Weiss is having trouble sleeping alone.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Marriage Interview by God Emperor Penguin reviews
Weiss is called home for a marriage interview with an unlikely suitor…
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc - Complete
Good Night's Sleep by Hunter113 reviews
Ruby is awkward, Jaune is also awkward. When you end up putting the two in the same bed hilarity ensues. Especially when one doesn't know the other is there. Ruby/Jaune. Now a three shot due to popular demand. If you like or don't mind Rose Arc then read and review please, but if not then carry on. Constructive criticism is appreciated.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,639 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc - Complete
The Snow Angel and Her Knight by Serfius reviews
As the new White Fang's first act of retaliation, they have kidnapped 12 year old Weiss Schnee. She is taken deep into Grimm infested forests where they come across a young blonde boy with dreams of heroism and a strong sense of justice. Weiss/Jaune [Indefinite Hiatus]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,249 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Weiss Schnee]
Pocky Dorkyness by curiousscientistkae reviews
Ruby has a box of poky, and a plan that involves a blonde knight. (I swear I'll write longer fic of these two when I get a new laptop)
RWBY - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose] - Complete
A night at the Longs by lilSunquickRose reviews
There's a lot of ways to imagine Ruby and Yang's dad. I like to think "what if he was a stereotypical asian dad" and also thought "what if instead of grades, he was super strict and demanding when it came to kicking the snot out of bad guys?" This story is my attempt at conceptualizing that idea. Disclaimer: All characters are the property of RoosterTeeth and Monty Oum
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Dethorning a Rose by A-rav reviews
Weiss goes to a bar for some advice.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/7/2014
Ego by Ember Quill reviews
"So you fly into an unstoppable rage every time someone yanks out even a single hair because you're, what, a narcissist?" - Weiss and Yang bond over hair.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Brief Encounters! Dwalkern64 Version by Dwalkern64 reviews
Jaune is in a hole... He is stuck staring at his Ex-girlfriend through his laptop screen and he does not want to face the reality that she has gone. Will a cute girl in red find a way to his heart or will she leave him alone like every other girl in his life? M for Language and Sexual content
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,502 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose]
Just a Moment by NameForsaken reviews
Weiss and Yang go for a walk in the Forever Fall. *Some Freezerburn* One-shot.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
The Sun, the Stars, and the Moon by TheWriterWithHalfABrain reviews
Ruby, for what seems like the hundredth time, thinks about her feelings for Jaune. JaunexPyrrha, one-sided JaunexRuby.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc, Pyrrha Nikos - Complete
Say It Again by ChaoticFutility reviews
Jaune had no idea when exactly he began to see Ruby as more than a friend. But he did. Not that he ever expected her to reciprocate these feelings. Compared to her, he wasn't nearly as smart, talented, or inspiring. But despite all of that, they had become friends, close friends. As long as Ruby was happy, Jaune thought he could live with that. Yet his desires still fought him.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,358 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Fairy Princess, Wicked Witch by Xekstrin reviews
During a strange argument, Yang accidentally asks Weiss out on a date. Weiss intentionally accepts. Fluff ensues.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Weiss Schnee, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Promises by Defiled Ladel reviews
Making promises and keeping them are 2 very different things.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Yang Xiao Long]
Seven Dreams by EAP615 reviews
Ruby Rose will experience seven different dreams on seven different evenings, with seven different themes and seven different effects, all of them centered on a single blonde boy, Jaune Arc.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc] - Complete
A Knight on Valentine's by Yoh Narukami reviews
Jaune receives a love letter for the first time. How does he handle it? Not well. Jaune x ? fic. Read and find out who's the lucky girl. Characters will be OOC. A late Valentine's gift from me to you.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Jaune Arc - Complete
Thorny Love by Sachiyo reviews
Blake returns home tired from her huntress job, but what awaits her at home is something she had far from expected.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long] - Complete
Je Na Sais Quoi by The Flippant Writer reviews
A phrase indicating the presence of something inexplicably attractive.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 50 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Jaune Arc, Blake Belladonna] - Complete
Stargazer by EAP615 reviews
Two close friends bond over different views on a similar interest.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc] - Complete
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Two Much Red reviews
Jaune's life is turned upside down when Ruby and Pyrrha each find out the other likes him. Can the awkward knight survive the battle for his attention?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,852 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose, Pyrrha Nikos
Sleepless Night reviews
Jaune can't sleep so he decides to get some practice in. Little did he expect to run into Ruby. One chance encounter changes everything
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,065 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc] - Complete
Plan Noren reviews
Somethings are painfully obvious to everyone except the people they concern most. Food stuck in teeth, undone flies, the ridiculousness of Professor Port's stories, as well as Nora and Ren's attraction to each other. Tired of the tension Jaune, Pyrrha, and Team RWBY make a plan to bring Nora and Ren together. Plan Noren.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014
How To Avoid Bad Dates reviews
In order to avoid being escorted to a ball by none other than Cardin Winchester, Weiss enlists the help of Jaune. Can the heiress survive the aid of the awkward knight?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Weiss Schnee, Jaune Arc]
Queen of the Castle reviews
Ruby is sick, Yang reads her a story to help her sleep.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose - Complete
I Can't Sleep reviews
Ruby asks Blake to read to her despite being told the story is scary, causing problems for the rest of the team.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2014
Brief Encounters reviews
Jaune is in a slump, he just can't get over his break up. Will a collision with a stranger help him? AU
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose]
The Stuff of Dreams reviews
Jaune laments waking from what was probably the greatest dream he would ever have. Rated M for Lemon
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Jaune Arc, Ruby Rose] - Complete
Who Would Win reviews
In a fight between a pack of beowolves and a pair of ursae?" Was the question Ruby asked Jaune that caused more problems than anyone could have expected.
RWBY - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Ruby Rose, Jaune Arc - Complete
No Killer reviews
Jaune would go to any length to help friends, but did he go too far? AU, A little dark.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jaune Arc - Complete