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Hi, I'm Sam. Well, actually I'm not, but that's what a lot of people call me. What even is a name though? It's really just some vibrations our voice box makes that we label ourselves by. Ah, yes, that complication of random noises out of your mouth, that's exactly what I'm going to make my child respond to for the rest of their life.

But then one could argue that all words are exactly the same. Who went around making language? Who decided to start turning those sounds into squiggles on a page? Who thought is would be best to put all the possible combinations into thin pieces of tree flesh? Probably someone named Collins.

Dear Merlin, is that the time? I should be asleep... and then awake in like 2 hours... oops

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Help Is Always Given To Those Who Need It by Carlos1995 reviews
Hermione Granger has to spend her summer before 5th year at Grimmauld Place. Whilst there, something awful and distressing happens to her and there is only one person who is willing to help her. The most unlikely people will become her allies and friends may become enemies. A/N: Characters will be OOC, distressing chapters will be marked. Everything belongs to J.K Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 191,771 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 7/22/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Zest by LJ Summers reviews
Winner of multiple awards - THANK YOU! Sirius Orion Black took the charge of raising Harry to heart in every way, becoming a pillar of Wizarding Britain. Somewhere along the way, though, he forgot his Marauder side . . . until he meets his soulmate in a surprising place. AU because I change, oh, a LOT of canon. Please read the Author's Notes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,688 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 4/27/2017 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Twisting Time by the-writer1988 reviews
Sirius Black didn't die when he fell through the Veil, instead he is given a second chance, waking up as his twenty-one year old self, a week before Halloween 1981. Armed with knowledge of the future, Sirius fights to ensure the burden of prophecy doesn't fall on Harry's shoulders... But can he survive the war and keep his friends alive? Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 194,327 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Voldemort - Complete
Sirius Situation by Oracle Obscured reviews
Hermione and Ginny get a crash-course on male pleasure.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/10/2016 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Hermione and the Marauders by misswiss2 reviews
Hermione is propositioned by three quarters of the Marauders late one night.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 10/4/2015 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L., James P.
Sirius' Choice by HP Slash Luv reviews
Sirius is happy with Remus and Hermione, but something threatens that happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/13/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B., Hermione G.] James P. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear by PuffleHuffWriting reviews
Marriage Law fic involving BOTH living Marauders. Set during OoTP Hermione/Sirius and Remus/OC Summary sucks story is much better! (added summary inside) Please give it a try!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 79,999 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [Sirius B., Hermione G.] [Remus L., OC] - Complete
Bookworms and Body Shots by CoffeeSwan reviews
The Marauders and Hermione play "Never Have I Ever". Rated T for... well, it's Sirius/Hermione/Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Forever: If Will Gardner Had Survived by adventurous97 reviews
An alternative ending to the courthouse shooting on "The Good Wife" that took the life of Will Gardner.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,763 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Alicia F., Will G. - Complete
A Most Convenient Plan by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Hermione wants a baby. Draco needs to get out an arranged marriage. It was the most convenient plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,405 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Creation of Life by Mazeline Gerard reviews
Snape teaches girls sex ed. in Luna's year. Turns out he really isn't made of stone. Rated for sexual content and swearing, just to be safe, though there isn't graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L., Severus S.
Just Another Day of Truth or Dare by ahxena reviews
Stereotypical everyone-is-alive-in-Grimuald-place fic. Nothing special. Though it was quite fun to write! R&R please! T for swearing and suggestive themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5528 - Favs: 12,758 - Follows: 1,651 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closet Case by Solas-Divided reviews
Sirius learns Hermione's dirty secret
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Innocent Play? by Goddess of Serpents reviews
COMPLETE - What happens when a simple game of truth or dare, and a bottle of firewhiskey do? NC17 for later chapters. Totally AU nobody is dead .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,789 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Many Faces of Severus Snape by cecelle reviews
OneShot Spoof. An unfortunate Potions experiment makes Snape live through his many fanfiction incarnations. Dumbledore and Hermione watch. Four times Multifaceted Awards Nominee.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodnight Kiss by Journey Me reviews
[SBHG] What happens when Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley get bored in the summer? Truth or dare of course! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Guess We're Stuck With Each Other - Sirius x Hermione reviews
The Ministry's new laws to repopulate the Wizarding World mean marriage is a necessity. But Hermione doesn't want Ron. Reorganising her life, she makes some unusual friends in some unusual places. With a completely spontaneous marriage, Hermione Granger and Sirius Black try to make it work. After all, they're only the most opposite people in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,037 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Severus S.