I.C. Fire
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Joined 03-27-01, id: 53443
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Time for a new profile I think... what about you?

Right then, my author name is I.C. Fire, hey yeah, explains itself really - my real name is none of your business, though you may squeeze it you of me if you talk to me via AIM, or ICQ, or even MSN messenger. I'm not overse to that, (spelling and punctuation, what's that?!)

I have an extreme obsession with the whole Harry Potter universe, damn it's so cool! And well, it's no secret, Snape is my favourite character, but then I enjoy ripping it out of Lucius Malfoy, who I also find rather amusing.

I am English, living in the mystical south region, in a cardboard box outside Stone Henge, I use black magic to power my PC, and my PC hates bad weather, so, well I'm screwed living in the drizzle pot of Europe. I have also resently discovered that I live in the same county as the Malfoy's - Wiltshire! Oh AAAA!

When I went to school, I was a Prefect, which ruled I can tell you, ask Green Pig, she should know. I know how to fly a plane with no engine, admittantly I don't fly anymore, but I passed the course, that's enough. For those who know about Gliders and stuff, that's what I flew, and I must say it was brilliant.

My music taste spans from Tori Amos, Sarah MacLachlan, to other bands like Moby and Gomez! DAMN, you have to download, from somewhere 'Machismo' by Gomez. It is just the funkiest. *dances to the groovy tune* I can't help myself, my stories are often influenced my the music I like, and well, I haven't fininshed many yet, but I'm getting there. Okay - new pet tunes! 2003 - 'Jogi' by Punjabi MC, 'Blood Makes Noise' by Suzanne Vega, 'Time Is Running Out' by Muse, 'Fat Man' by Jethro Tull, oh and a 'Passion Play Edit Number 8' by Jethro Tull. You think I'm done with this list? Nope - 'Because You Can Can Can' by Fatbot Slim... hehehe... and most of the Chicargo Soundtrack! I just can't help myself!

Please review my stories, simply because I don't tend to post until I feel I have milked a chapter for all it's worth, and I love opinions so that I can modify my work to your tastes. That and I get very depressed when no one reviews. WAAA!

Anyway, if you'd like to see my crazy drawings, then check my website, which explains more about me, and my fears of moths the size of Russia. ROTFLMAO!

At the moment in my life I am discovering the dreaded pain that comes with separation and the annoyance that comes from arguing parents who are convinced I can be manipulated and ripped apart! Peh! I brought myself a beautiful green scarf - My house colour... mmm Green. I'm a Slytherin! Er... Yes!

I love my new scarf! GREEN! I'm also looking for a really long black skirt, and a silver snake bracelet! I'm done... Oh god I'm nineteen on the twenty-sixth of October! AAAAA! I'm done!

Yours In Madness, insanity and schitzophrenia(spelling?)

The one who is generally madder than toast.

~I.C. Fire

Man turns to God to ease his passage through life...

...He also uses vaseline.

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Natty Sue by Himitsu Natsume reviews
[MARY SUE SPOOF] CHAPTER ELEVEN! Wow... Thought it'd never come! Anyhow, Nat knocks Snape unconscious. Oops. Once again, ONLY PLAUSIBLE MARY SUE SPOOF!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,003 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 6/19/2001
Consequences Harry Potter Style by Profs. N.Q.Quillix E.Nuvios reviews
What could possibly happen when Professor Snape turns drug barren? Over the top security, a shameless use of restricted substances and sex you misbegotten pimp!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Severus S., Lucius M.
m00fed - The Saga Begins..... by Profs. N.Q.Quillix E.Nuvios reviews
This is a highly strange and bazaar story involving two new witches... Nova Quillix and Eleri Nuvios. This is the first year from their point of view and well... They're not exactly the most sane people on the planet.... Welcome to their world.....
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,643 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 7/9/2001 - Severus S., Ron W.
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Natural Veritaserum reviews
Hogwarts has selected yet another Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, and it still isn't Snape. But what will he do when the world he knows, starts turning itself upside-down, with him trying to keep his feet firmly on the ground? SSOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,227 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 4/9/2001 - Severus S., OC
Shadows and Dust reviews
Before the weight of the world crushed her spirit Imacia Black was happy, but then she was introduced to men and her connection with the world as we know it faded into darkness, as her life was stolen by fear causing all her hope to die... would you trust
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,347 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2002 - Published: 6/25/2001 - Severus S.
Purveyor of Poisons reviews
When Severus Snape goes to The Three Broomsticks with the rest of the staff after the fourth year, he encounters a new type of poison; one far more deadly than any liquid he has ever encountered, but then, what kind of poison wears turquoise high heels?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 12/13/2001 - Severus S., Sirius B.
Dark Ridges of the Mind reviews
The Potions Master needs to try to erase a memory before it destroys him. The Muggle Studies Professor has a problem with teaching, and it has nothing to do with her subject but some scars cut deeper than the skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,529 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2001 - Published: 11/12/2001 - Severus S., Severus S.
Freeze Frame Rewind reviews
To choose a path is to follow that unknown; but how can you undo the past?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 9/23/2001 - Severus S.
Higher Learning reviews
A story of a mistake... A mistake that changes everything for a young Professor and one of his students... If there is something you want is it worth having when thrust upon you? **completed** (Wow I finished one, I'm so proud)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/13/2001 - Published: 7/19/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The Problems with Slipping a Disk reviews
The things that can happen when you try to get to work can be numerous in amount but Lucius Malfoy was not expecting what happened to him one morning, it caught him completely off guard
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/28/2001 - Draco M.