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Author has written 11 stories for Total Drama series.


G'day to anyone who happens to chance upon this profile. My name is "The Sarcasm Master," as you could probably tell from the username. Alternate nicknames include "Sarcasm," "SirShrugsalot," "Shrugs," "Shruggy," and "Sam." It doesn't honestly matter what you call me by. I'm fine with anything.

A bit about myself:

I am fifteen years old, and a sophomore. I'm blond, short, and skinny, and in case you couldn't tell, fairly intelligent and sarcastic. My sense of humor is...idiosyncratic. Sometimes I love dry wit, sometimes I love random humor, sometimes I love comedic sociopathy.

I enjoy intellectual characters most, generally. I'm also a huge TV Tropes fan, and have a dA that I don't use.

I'm also an HIT, or Hussie In Training. Take a look at my fics and you'll see why.

Enjoy yourself!

The Total Drama Writer's Forum

These guys are the best. I must warn anyone who tries to go there that we're a forum of trolls and assholes, but hey, we have fun! Nah, I kid, I kid, everyone there is awesome and have become really good friends of mine. If you mess with them, you mess with me. Actually, I'd probably just try to work out a solution, I'm kind of a pushover.

MAI CLOSEST FRIENDS (if you're not included, know that I love you too):

The Pessimistic Rainbow




Wish I Was A Pirate

Blanche Et Noir Takaramono

Unfathomed Stars

I'll Cover Angel and Collins



Hugh Takinamee





And everyone else! Love y'all.



Beyond the Fourth Wall:NoCo oneshot...or is it?

Contentment: Tyler-centric oneshot.

From Drama to Death: TDHG fic. Complete.

Total Drama Deception: A not-so-ordinary and rather crazy SYOC fic.

A Night to Wipe Clean of Everyone's Memory: Secret Santa for Hugh Takinimee!

In progress:

I'd Like to Thank the Academy: What would the TD contestants' Academy Award speeches be like?

No Quarter: A serious sci-fi crime fic.

This Isn't Nearly As Fun As I Thought It Would Be: Ever wondered what would happen if Max actually managed to take over the world?

My OCs!

Adrian: The Psychopathic Demon

Oliver: The Troper

Favorite Couples:

Nizzy: I love the "savvy guy, energetic girl trope," and this is no exception. They work really well off of one another and would be really entertaining to watch as a couple. I feel like Izzy would be capable of getting Noah excited about things and Noah would be able to reign Izzy in. If only both of them would return for another season...

AleHeather: EVIL LOVE! Seriously, these guys were so much fun to watch in WT. I see their supposed "OOC get together" in All Stars as them pissing off Chris. I them.

*to be edited*

Fun facts about my writing!

1. My sense of humor is varied, from random, to dark and sarcastic, to cheeky. Not really a fan of toilet humor, though.

2. If a fic of mine has ten chapters or more, it WILL have at least two major plot twists.

3. I can't write genuine couples without having some tragedy happen.

4. Chris is a very killable character.

5. I either do things dark and serious, or humorous. My newest fic is a blend of the two.

6. Authorverses are a thing I've made. Check out a more detailed explanation below.

7. My OCs are weird. Adrian is sociopathic and likes stabbing, and Oliver (yet to debut) is eccentric and obsessive.

My Quotes:

"Everything can be made funnier by making it upside-down."

"Did you know that eighty percent of statistics used by people on the internet are complete bullshit?"

"A shrug says more than a thousand words."

Explanation of Authorverses

If you have read "Total Drama Deception," you are probably aware of a concept known as an "authorverse." This is an idea I've had in my head for a while and it is fairly complex. This section will be dedicated to explaining authorverses in great detail and to the fullest extent I possibly can.

Every author on FF or DA or wherever has an "authorverse." The best way to describe how this works is a fanfiction version of Wreck-It-Ralph. Every story that the author creates has a separate area and all of them have doors that lead back to the main Lobby. However, the Lobby is rarely used by any character. They are trapped inside their plots, subject to the author's will.

If a character appears in more in one fic, they are not the same person. For example, if FDTD Scarlett entered the Lobby and WWMASD Scarlett entered the Lobby, they would be able to talk to each other because they are not the same person. As a result, if there are large congregations of characters things get confusing very fast.

OCs are also denizens of authorverses that are subject to the same rules as canon characters. Unlike other characters, OCs can actually be transferred to other authorverses if the author is given permission, as in an SYOC fic. From that point on, that particular version of the OC is subject to the writer's desires.

Characters cannot travel from fic to fic, but with one exception. Each author has what is called an "agent," a constant across all fics that can travel between them. These agents direct events if the story has gotten off-track, and can travel to other authorverses. They are only bound to the will of the author who created him. A regular character can only act against the will of the author as a direct result of an enemy agent.

If the agent is not capable of controlling a fic, then the author can create an avatar of himself in the fic to create order. In this state, he/she is all-powerful and can manipulate the fabric of the authorverse. However, an enemy agent can disrupt this influence. Despite the fact that enemy agents can easily enter an authorverse, it is much harder for an enemy author's avatar to do so.

In the Lobby, the entrance to the "real world" is the Door of Light. The Door of Light is protected; how much or how little is determined by the author. Generally, keys are hidden throughout the authorverse so that the door remains tightly sealed. If the keys are presented to the Door, access in and out of the authorverse is granted.

List your twelve favorite Total Drama Island characters in no particular order. REDONE!

1) Noah

2) Max

3) Izzy

4) Scarlett

5) Alejandro

6) Heather

7) Jasmine

8) Tyler

9) Eva

10) Shawn

11) Lindsay

12) Harold

1. Have you ever read a Seven/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jasmine/Lindsay? Uh, no. Don't really want to.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Out of all the characters in the series, I find Scarlett to be the most attractive.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Harold got...Tyler pregnant...Lindsay would just be confused.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

"The Wawanakwa Tales," but tragically is still underrated. I suppose FDTD would count.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Max and HEATHER? NO!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Hmn, Alejandro and Eva or Alejandro and Shawn? Eh, Alejandro and Eva. Ah, the irony.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?


8. Is there such thing as 1/8 fluff?

I think there's been Noah/Tyler before.

9. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

I Hate Titles

10. Make a summary for a 3/10 fic?

Izzy and Shawn have always been the contestants most ready for the apocalypse. What happens when they meet?

11. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Noah and Tyler are in a happy relationship until Tyler runs off with Scarlett. Noah, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lindsay and a brief unhappy affair with Harold, then follows the wise advice of Alejandro and finds true love with Izzy.

...not bad, I suppose.

12. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: stupid nerds fight over queen bee like every single movie out there.

13. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Noah, I wouldn't have to be watching my back all the time.

14. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Vain as it sounds, FDTD.

15. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

Izzy disappears in a poof of smoke.

16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I honestly have no idea.

17. What title would you give number 4's fic?

Hypothesis and Conclusion

18. 3 starts a day camp. What happens?


19. Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8, how do they react?

Max and Shawn get married, and Tyler isn't invited. Tyler is too busy making out with Lindsay to care.

20. 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Very much so!

21. 8 and 5 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Alejandro tries to hunt but Tyler keeps scaring everything away. Eventually he just ties Tyler up and kills a deer.

22. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Jasmine/Tyler? NO.

23. What might 10 scream out in a moment of passion?


24. If 4 and 11 were in a relationship and 4 cheated on 11 with 9, how would 4 react?

If Scarlett and Lindsay were in a relationship and Scarlett cheated on her with Eva, Lindsay would just be confused.

25. If you could date 6, 9, or 12 who would you choose?

Between Heather, Eva, or Tyler...I'm straight, but Tyler. The other two would kill me.

26. Who would you trust and survive a zombie apocalypse with: 1/4/9 or 3/5/8

Noah, Scarlett, and Eva or Izzy, Alejandro and Tyler...the former.

Top 54 Total Drama Characters

54. Sugar

53. Mike

52. Staci

51. Sadie

50. Katie

49. Zoey

48. Blaineley

47. Lightning

46. Leonard

45. Cameron

44. Dakota

43. Dave

42. Courtney

41. Sierra

40. Beardo

39. Anne Maria

38. Sam

37. B

36. Ella

35. Amy

34. Owen

33. Topher

32. Rodney

31. Trent

30. Chris

29. Sky

28. Duncan

27. Beth

26. Ezekiel

25. Justin

24. LeShawna

23. Scott

22. Geoff

21. DJ

20. Gwen

19. Dawn

18. Brick

17. Jo

16. Cody

15. Bridgette

14. Samey

13. Eva

12. Harold

11. Chef

10. Jasmine

9. Shawn

8. Lindsay

7. Tyler

6. Alejandro

5. Heather

4. Max

3. Izzy

2. Scarlett

1. Noah

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Bed Time Story by gokart48 reviews
Morgan has trouble getting to sleep lately. She wants to hear a heroic story to try to fall asleep, and her parents hesitantly oblige... *Ahem* There once was a man and a woman who met under bizarre circumstances. This is their tale, and it may not be what you were expecting. (Robin/Lucina)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 188,782 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan
React Watch Believe Yikes by UknownHero reviews
This isn't your normal reaction fic! Ruby has found every season of RvB in her basement and decides to save it for summer vacation so her team could watch it with her. Join RWBY as they watch the story of the Blood Gulch Crew & the fall of the Freelancers. In HD, of course. Meanwhile, Jaune finds some RvB songs and along with his team meets a woman named Tex... Season 7!
Crossover - Red vs. Blue & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 490,282 - Reviews: 1769 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long
Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,344 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M.
Let Me Clarify by carpenoctem22 reviews
It's the Pines twins' fifth summer in Gravity Falls when Pacifica feels the need to defend herself: she does not have a blatantly obvious thing for Dipper Pines. Honest. Who likes nerds who wear the same hat for five years anyways, no matter how tall they've gotten?
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/27 - Dipper P., Pacifica N. - Complete
Take 2: Back in Action! by Knifez reviews
After the success of Pahkitew Island, the producers of Total Drama think that new contestants are the way to go. They tell Chris to head back to the old film lot with another million dollars and 30 misfits. With new challenges, 3 teams, and surprise twists at every corner, no one knows whose going to win; and is there a dark presence looming in the shadows of this abandoned studio?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 12/7/2014
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,287 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan
A Different Kind of Quest by Foreseer44 reviews
Noah and Scarlett have to work on a history project, but Noah's more interested in his online role-playing game to care. What follows is laughs, cringing, and death... and more death!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/16 - Noah, Scarlett - Complete
The Greatest Story Ever Told (Trademarked) by PikaScootaloo reviews
So, listen! See, there's this guy, and he's super cranky. He'll turn down just about every goth, geek, and Japanese schoolgirl there is. But when he meets a certain special witch, can he learn to love?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13 - [Noah, Dawn] Izzy - Complete
Izzy's Violations of Literary Propriety, or This Story be Whacked! by Rufus T. Serenity reviews
So, like, there's Izzy...but now there's three in one! And then the three Izzies in one are all like, 'Yo, author guy, make us a good story to cut loose! And the author's like, 'Ok, for Izzies I be goods with doin' that, yo! And than after that things get REALLY crazy! Like, Lindsay winning the Nobel Prize for Chemistry or Owen being thinner than Harold crazy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/10 - Izzy
Total Drama Avengeance: Old Losers vs New Losers by chrisATD1 reviews
Chris brings back 22 teens from past seasons that haven't won a season yet, based on the US rankings (except Season 4), and pits the team of originals against the the team of the latest losers. Chapter 30 is now up! All Total Drama contestants will have a part in this story.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 229,293 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
How to be a Parent by Elyvern reviews
Life is more than witnessing a world fall to ruins while racing to prevent the same from befalling the past. Lucina never realised that going back in time would give her a future she thought lost to her. But how would she make a family work when all she knows is war? A story of Lucina's trials as wife and mother to Robin and Morgan.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,558 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Lucina] Morgan, Tharja
How to End a World: Take Two by Ponythekidrs reviews
REPOSTED A tale about a boy, his friends, and a game they play together. Only with Total Drama, and better. Homestuck crossover. Different from the earlier one. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I own nothing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,272 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Gwen, Cody, Noah, Dawn
Brainiacs and Bookshelves by Foreseer44 reviews
Noah and Scarlett are working together at a small bookstore, but with sales plummeting and neither genius attempting to help, someone's paycheck is on the line. If they want their jobs (and bragging rights), they'll have to use their wits to outsmart each other in the race to retain their minimum wage payments and reputations as geniuses.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Noah, Scarlett - Complete
Total Insanity Island by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
Chris McLean is running low on ratings after the end of Total Drama Island. But he finds his ex-campers to still be the talk of the why not bring them back for one more round on the Island, exploiting their traumatic experience for his own personal gain? Secret Santa gift for The Sarcasm Master.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014
A (Little) Christmas Lesson by signelchan reviews
It's that wonderful time of the year where people are going crazy over sales and doing the exact opposite of what the spirit of the holiday means, and Izzy wants everyone to learn that greed isn't the way of Christmas. With Noah (un)willingly by her side, she's about to try and teach the greediest people she knows the best lesson ever.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Wonder what I think of them? by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
I, THE Alejandro Burromeurto, has joined this site called Fanfiction so I may express my opinions towards the idiota's-I mean contestants who had to compete in the wretched show Total Drama, and I KNOW you all love my opinion my precioso's. Now I may dislike your favorite contestant's but it serves you right if you like butter donkeys and incompetentes...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,098 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Alejandro
Crossfire by PikaScootaloo reviews
He was her dream. He was her nightmare. And she was caught in the crossfire.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Mike, Zoey, Mal - Complete
I Dream of Ice Cream by Combatflaps reviews
His fellow bad guys are up to something, but Roman Torchwick doesn't seem to care. His pink, brown, and white associate has most of his attention these days.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Roman Torchwick, Neo] - Complete
Time To… Get Sugared? by Foreseer44 reviews
Max is called away for a special babysitting job and ends up in a horrific position that he never thought was possible. Can this self-proclaimed "evil genius" beat the odds and conquer his greatest enemy yet, or will he fail in hilariously pitiful ways? (My money's on the latter). (Note: The finale has been... revised.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,469 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Max, Sugar - Complete
Your Future Evil Overlord Works Part-time by Heroi Oscura reviews
This is a story of a man… a man who has descended on the path of evil. With a tragic backstory and his own goal in mind, he shall make his evil mark on the world… by working part-time at a fast food restaurant. This is a story of true evil, true drama and true hilarity. This is the story of Max. (Perviously known as Evil.)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,480 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Ezekiel, Staci, Dave, Max
love's all a game to (her, him, them) by signelchan reviews
Distance makes the heart grow fonder, or more distrusting, or some combination of the two. Unresolved romance and tension runs high between Heather and Alejandro, but reality show romances were never meant to last. Does the old adage hold true, about loving someone and letting them go? Or does love mean nothing more than a game to them?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 96,691 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
The Group by The-Normal Twit-Nya reviews
Eva is an aggressive misunderstood female, what happens when the Group Therapy she is forced to attend actually ends up earning her friends? One being a sarcastic book worm and the other being a energetic crazy female. What wise lessons will they teach her? How to blow something up? How to play games? How to trick people into thinking you are listening? All of those and more, wow!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Eva
All I Want by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
The senior year of high school is just around the corner, and Noah isn't looking forward to it. At all. It's now up to Owen to snap him out of the mood.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Noah, Owen - Complete
Blind Date by Light of the Dawn reviews
This was the first and last time he'd ever let Izzy meddle in his love life. Oneshot featuring Nawn aka Noah/Dawn.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/18/2014 - [Dawn, Noah] Izzy
Fed Up With Fanfiction by MostAwesomeTDFan reviews
The Total Drama characters speak their minds about common fanfiction topics. Mild language. Okay, who am I kidding. There's pretty much no language at all.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013
I Am ZEKE by The Cheesebub reviews
He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ezekiel
Cats! The musica-Oh wait Murder! by Anatee Takaramono reviews
Izzy decides to steal a cat and drag Noah along.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Owen
Life is like a Game by Snakeshark196 reviews
Noah has a usual day at the playa. Reading. He loves to read. But one thing leads to another and he finds himself being held captive by Izzy. Rated T for minor sexual references.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Complete
What Are Friends For? by ferguson97 reviews
Sammy has been through a lot - Her sister has abused her all of her life, she's always been the "second twin", and she's never had any real friends. But when a certain zombie conspiracy theorist and a tall Australian girl come to comfort her, she'll learn that family doesn't always have to mean that they're related to you. Jasmine/Sammy/Shawn friendship one-shot fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Samey, Shawn - Complete
The Wawanakwa Tales by ferguson97 reviews
AU. Detective Eva Vargra has just been transferred to a new, dangerous city - Wawanakwa City! After a young high school student is brutally murdered, anyone can be a suspect in this city where nobody is innocent. Meanwhile, Duncan and Scott engage in a life of crime while Trent runs his infamous cult worshiping the Ninth God. Rated T. Very dark.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,160 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Noah, Duncan, Eva, Scott
Love, Lindsay by The-Normal Twit-Nya reviews
Lindsay decides to write letters, mailing them to all of her Total Drama competitors offering fashion tips! She even decides to surprise the contestants because a day after the letters, she go and visit them, and give them a make-over, THEN evenutally Chris and Chef see this and film Lindsay, trying to turn this into there newest reality show.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Lindsay
Define 'Sexytime' by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
It's no doubt that Noah and Cody have a lot of fangirls pairing them up as a couple, and they realize it, but they never thought a deranged one would kidnap them for her own fantasies. Will they escape? Will anyone come to rescue them? Let's hope so.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Total Drama Mayhem! by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Chris and Chef are back on the island with 27 brand new contestants! Who will make friends? Who will fall in love? Who will grow to hate each other? Who will boost our ratings? And who will take home one million dollars? Find out right here, right now, on Total... Drama... Mayhem!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,574 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2014
Tips for Surviving High School by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
The incoming Seniors of Eastern Toronto High (TD veterans) give the incoming freshman (TDROTI characters) advice for surviving high school on an online website. Tips/ results may vary. Each TD veteran gets their own chapter. Next up are Katie and Sadie!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013
The Summer of McLean Park by Sinematic reviews
Meeting on opposite sides of the debate, Gwen and Duncan fight over the inevitable fate of McLean Park. As they compete, Duncan and Gwen begin to realize they don't have to be enemies. Nizzy, HeatherxAlejandro, KatiexDJ, GxD :3
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,768 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Duncan, Gwen
Legacy by Gideoncrawle reviews
A "what if" story in which Gwen's encounter with the Escaped Psycho Killer With A Chainsaw And A Hook doesn't end the same way as it did on the show. Set 10 years after the (altered) events of Total Drama Island, with flashbacks to the time of the show. Rated T for mature subject matter and a brief scene of graphic violence. Heather-centric.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Heather, Duncan - Complete
Objects Of Our Affection by Nyhlus reviews
Noah is a pop culture nerd who thinks he's better and cooler than everyone else. He has always sheltered himself from failure and ridicule. He never takes any chances and is always critical of his friends choices. He might be content with his self imposed bubble, but is it something that he can keep up? And will his friends allow it to keep going?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Noah
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
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How I Rule The World reviews
Max has always wanted to rule the world. But once he actually manages to take over the world with the help of an underground conspiracy...he's starting to find that the job isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,772 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Max
Rule by Secrecy reviews
The five-chapter companion fic to the Total Drama/Hunger Games crossover "From Drama to Death." Spoilers for said fic follow (SO GO READ IT FIRST). When an act of rebellion starts to spark riots fifty years before the rise of the Mockingjay, the Capitol sends out its troops to quell the rebellion–and to kill everyone involved.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5
What Would Max (and Scarlett) Do? reviews
The foolproof guide to the domination of your own world (and eventually the WHOLE WORLD), brought to you by Max and Scarlett.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,768 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Max, Scarlett
Operation: Kill Chris reviews
Topher still wants Chris's job, but nothing he does seems to be working! So naturally, he decides to bring together some of the old contestants to assassinate Chris. Because that makes sense. A Topher-centric two-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19 - Topher
Total Drama Deception reviews
A...different kind of SYOC fic. Join twelve OCs as they battle against the evil forces of evil as well as some weird basketball player with an ocean fetish. Will they survive? Will they die? Will anyone care? Probably not. Randomness included, common sense not included. Laughs 99.9999999999% guaranteed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,927 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/3/2014 - OC - Complete
A Night to Wipe Clean of Everyone's Memory reviews
Courtney and Scott go to Chris's Christmas party at his cottage. Gwen and Duncan go as well. Courtney still has feelings for Duncan, so will she go for it and enrage Scott and Gwen in the process? A Secret Santa for Hugh Takinimee.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
I'd Like to Thank the Academy reviews
If the Total Drama contestants won an Academy Award, what would their speeches be like?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,665 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014
From Drama to Death reviews
In the twenty-third Hunger Games, the twenty-four contestants from Total Drama are reaped from their districts, transported to the Capitol, and forced to fight to the death in an Arena overseen by Head Gamemaker Chris McLean. Who will be the sole victor out of twenty-four beloved characters? And is there something else going on behind the scenes in the Capitol?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 191,280 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Complete
No Quarter reviews
It is 2048. When a plan to unite the world's countries in the form of a Worldwide Union is suggested, it is obviously a lot harder than it sounds. It is made even harder when an underground terrorist group known as Sanctum emerges. To internalize the problem, the United States government has decided to create an inter-agency task force to deal with Sanctum before it's too late.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Cody, Courtney, Brick, Dawn
Contentment reviews
Tyler has always loved sports. So what happens when he's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life? Tyler doesn't have enough love in this fandom, so I decided to create a one-shot for him. Written for the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writer's Forum. :)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Tyler - Complete
Beyond the Fourth Wall reviews
cody has somethin 2 say 2 noa, lol, i suck at summaries. DONT LIEK DONT READ! (Read the whole thing.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Noah, Cody] - Complete