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Joined 02-06-04, id: 534677
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Hi, O-Bored-People-Who-Might-Be-Reading-This. I am hoping to become a professional writer someday. I'm from the good old US of A and proud of it. Not much else. Obsessed with Star Trek Voyager, Enterprise, and LXG.

I have one obsession that goes above the rest, though. Movies. Here are my top 23. I'm rating them on the funyun Star Scale, from 1(bad)to 25.(holy crap this movie's good)
Tombstone-25,000
The Princess Bride-35
Hook-25
Ferris Bueller's Day Off-25
Yankee Doodle Dandy-24
Bull Durham-24
The Big Easy-24
Any of the Muppets--Muppets rock!-24
The Music Man(again, old)24
Rainman-24(sad ending, you know?)
Star Trek IV-24
Day After Tomorrow-24(some wonky effects)
LXG(Of course!)23
Glory-23(sad ending)
Pirates of the Caribbean-22
Silverado-22
Indiana Jones-22(average)
Rookie-21
Doctor Dolittle(the old one)20
Oklahoma!-19
James Bond(w/ Sean Connery, so bad they're good)19
Then and Now-17
Spiderman, 1&2-16(average)

My number two obsession is books. Actually, depending on the time of year, it's number one. Anyway. Here they are as of now. Could add more later. Same scale.
To Kill A Mockingbird-25,000
Ella Enchanted-30
Isaac Asimov's books-26
Spock's World-25
A Time to Kill-25
Mark Twain's books-24(at times he's a bit rambly)
Brave New World-24(a rather creepy book)
The Two Towers-24
Bloomability-24
Artemis Fowl books-22(for the last one. Blech.)
Harry Potter series-21(you kill Sirius, you get a downgrade)

And quotes share top billing with them.
"Sometimes I ask myself, 'When will it all end?' and then I answer my self 'Right after the credits.'"-The Peanuts, 'I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown'
"There is no normal life, Wyatt. There's just life. You live it."-Doc Holliday, Tombstone
"How come in their past life, everybody was somebody famous? You don't ever hear anyway saying 'I was Joe Schmoe in my past life.'"-Crash, Bull Durham
"Death is the only immortal who treats us all alike, whose pity and whose peace and whose refuge are for all--the soiled and the pure, the rich and the poor, the loved and the unloved."-Mark Twain, Last Written Statement
"Life ain't fair."-My Dad, and various others
"As you wish."-Westley, the Princess Bride
"A true friend knows everything about you and likes you anyway."-anonymous, or, HeckIDon'tKnow
"When life gives you lemons, well hey, cool, lemons!"-kimbalina
"E Pluribus Unum{Out of Many, One}"-thing on U.S. coins
"The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself."-Franklin Delano Roosevelt
And anything that came from Mark Twain's lips!

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LXG2 The Sequel by Sawyer Fan reviews
Tom Sawyer is called back to America, unaware he is in extreme danger in doing so. Can a resurrected sinner and a very alive Allan Quatermain help the rest of the League save the young agent before it's too late?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,096 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 8/13/2004
Oh, doctor, doctor by AUTOMATICjoy reviews
[PerryJordan] A ridiculously AU as well as out of order history of the tumultuous relationship between my two favorite Scrubs antiheroes. [[Yeah, yeah, I don't own Scrubs.]]
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2007
My Worst Case Scenario by gekizetsu reviews
JD and Dr. Cox, a workshop, snark, guns, and grudging adoration.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,105 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Complete
The Not Quite Love Letters by Limelight reviews
Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,021 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Leia O., Han S.
The City and Star Island Line by lipstick reviews
Faramir tells a ghost story shortly after the war of the ring. Beware modern English and anachronisms as well as unexpected additions to the fauna of Middle earth. It's told in fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Hearts and Hands by Pat Foley reviews
After the shooting, in Journey to Babel, McCoy and Amanda trade words, and more... Holography, series 5
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2006 - L. McCoy, Amanda G. - Complete
Ghosts of Old by Clez reviews
When people return from 'the dead', are they really the same as we remember them? The League seem destined to find out when old faces reappear, welcome and despised... both helpful, and utterly wicked... -WIP-
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,591 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Resurrected by Emerald3 reviews
Some people will stop at nothing to do what they think is right, even if it means they have to raise someone from the dead. Hint Dorian. The League find themselves brought together again to stop one man from destroying the world's last chance for peace.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,096 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2005 - Published: 3/25/2004
A Cure for what Ails You by Corri reviews
Commodore Norrington, still feeling down about Elizabeth's recent marriage, simply wanted a quiet drink...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,169 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Complete
Negotiations by Marnie reviews
Making enough space in the world to contain both Commodore Norrington and Captain Jack Sparrow is going to take some tricky negotiations.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,793 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 4/15/2005 - Complete
Confessions of a Construct by Djinn1 reviews
Some characters should never have access to the muse.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2005
Have You Ears to Hear? by k4writer02 reviews
Who is more ruthless than the King of Thieves? Just because George Cooper has a sense of humor doesn’t mean he isn’t deadly when he needs to be. Response to Challenge 20 at the Dove.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2004 - George - Complete
Desk Duty by mosylu reviews
A librarian's job is never done . . . especially not at Hogwarts . . . and especially when a certain toadlike High Inquisitor is nosing around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Dolores U. - Complete
The Quality of Mercy by Mundungus42 reviews
Norrington & Co. are courtmartialed for the loss of the Interceptor. The penalty for negligence is death by hanging, and the Admiral has it in for Norrington. Fortunately, Jack still owes him for one escape. Save Norrington challenge winner!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Complete
To Live With Fear by Clez reviews
Tom Sawyer loses himself in his inner voice, whilst searching his cabin for something.
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Complete
Revitalized by lembas7 reviews
Africa would not allow him to die . . . . [Continuation of LXG. 'Most Dangerous Game' crossover.]
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004
By The Light of The Moon by Clez reviews
The whatif sequel to 'Silver Bullet'. What would life be like if one small detail changed, and everything you thought you knew... was wrong? What if one mistake turned your life upside down?
LXG - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 99,338 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
Jean Valjean: Owners Guide and Manual by PatchworkDK reviews
User's manual for the Jean Valjean units.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/10/2004
The Mind Plays Tricks by Utenakun reviews
If only Scarecrow had a brain. 1s.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Fiyero T., Elphaba T. - Complete
Mad World by Clez reviews
Some people find it harder to admit to certain truths than others, as one particular vampire discovers when receiving a visit from a certain American spy...
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Complete
What You Know Me As by Raven Silvers reviews
Rodney Skinner is what he is known as. It's not his real name. So what is it, really?
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2004
Black Pawn, White Pawn by Sethoz reviews
AU. What if when Gray and M were escaping from Venice they took some insurance in the form of Tom Sawyer? Can the league save him and stop M in time? -Part 8.- -FIN-
LXG - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,276 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2003 - Published: 10/31/2003
Stardust by Djinn1 reviews
PikeNumber One. A close call makes Pike question the way things are.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/2/2003
Visions of Gold by Haleth Enyalier
What if Pippin tried to steal the ring?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2003 - Peregrin T.
Judging Distances by Lady Jaida reviews
In which Jonathan and George spar, and more is revealed than normally is, in a knife fight.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2002
Eleftherios by Sarathiel reviews
Heracles gets all the credit. But who -really- freed Prometheus?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
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The Price for Lickin' Tom Sawyer reviews
What would have happened if it had been Tom who died instead of Huck?
LXG - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/17/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004
All Good Things reviews
... Must come to an end--SEE WARNING!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2004
Return reviews
We all knew it was going to happen, but how did it happen when it did?
LXG - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/19/2004
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