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Joined 11-25-13, id: 5348300, Profile Updated: 09-09-16
Author has written 16 stories for Pride and Prejudice, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

About Me:
Twenty-two, student, crazy.

I have conversations with plants, a love for rain and mint and dislike weddings something dreadful.

I write when I'm in the mood and when I'm not and I have no update schedule whatsoever, but update I will. I promise. I try to answer all reviews I come across, but sometimes I get distracted and forget - don't take it personally. My characters tend to be wild, swear a lot and sometimes they're gay or in triad relationships. It's a mad world out there.


COMPLETE!! This story deals with potentially triggering material so if that might be a problem for you, send me a message and I'll explain in detail. But I promise there's a Happy End and triggering material is discussed and dealt with.

The King Series:

Three part series that erupted from a not very happy one-shot. It's cheesy. Like - nauseatingly cheesy. It's dripping.

Facebook-Friends and Barefoot:

Gay or Bi Darcy which apparently sets people off. Also triad. And yes - I know that I'm going to hell.


You can find me on tumblr, dear friends.

Much fun,


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Obnoxious by LittleMulattoKitten reviews
Hermione introduces her boyfriends to her best friend (and ex) from Uni. Draco's twitching, Theo's far too pleased with himself, Hermione just wants wine, & Blaise just wants to know more about Pavlov. Quad poly crackish fic that was never meant to be taken seriously, but the character development arcs had other plans. Romance & H/C & Humor. You'll be miserable, but happy about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,157 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 7/18/2017 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N.
Xoana, or Cult Effigies by Seselt reviews
The Ministry in their great magnanimity has decided to release low risk Death Eaters into the custody of Muggle-borns for reeducation. Hermione will teach Draco and Theo all sorts of new things. They will teach her how to be free.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,054 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
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Epiphyseal reviews
"The first time you see her again, it's been ten years and there's a desert between you." Scenes and stories from Wentworth's POV spanning the time line of BONES and a bit beyond, because how do you taste forgiveness with salt in your mouth? Or alternately, 10 Things Lizzie Bennet Didn't Know (or didn't quite tell you about). Modern AU. Companion to BONES (not a standalone).
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Anne de B. - Complete
Magical reviews
For Lizzie Bennet, Fresher's Week is everything it's supposed to be and yet - not. With tensions raging high between her new flatmates - Wickham, the magical boy and Darcy, the stuck-up prat - getting those two idiots to admit their feelings might just require some kind of miracle - or a Shakespeare loving Emma Woodhouse. Modern University AU. LizziexDarcyxWickham. TRIAD.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 12/26/2016 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham] - Complete
Objects in Mirrors reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the battle of Hogwarts despite the Light Side's victory, Pansy's life is left shattered. With the recovery of a strange time turner, fate gives her the chance to change the past, but the future is different than she expected. The war isn't over, she's friends with Granger and Potter - Potter is the strangest of them all. TimeTravel AU/Hansy/Orpheus Myth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bones Grow from the Middle to Both Ends (english version) reviews
Lizzie Bennet knew about a lot of things: How to best handle one night stands and hangovers, keep Charlotte from doing dumb things, save the world, her friends and her sanity with Chinese food and most important of all: HOW TO SURVIVE BEING A MED STUDENT! But all those abilities were suddenly of no use at all when it came to one William Darcy. Her fucking professor. Modern AU.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 239,603 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] - Complete
Bones Grow from the Middle to Both Ends reviews
Lizzie Bennet kannte sich mit einer Menge Dingen aus. Wie man am besten OneNightStands und Kater loswird, Charlotte davon abhält blödsinnige Dinge zu tun, ihre Mutter, Heilsteine und Hochzeiten erträgt und am wichtigsten, WIE MAN EIN MEDIZINSTUDIUM ÜBERLEBT! Doch all diese Fähigkeiten helfen ihr so gar nicht mit einem gewissen William Darcy umzugehen. Ihrem verdammten Professor.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 219,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/27/2016 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
Facebook Friends reviews
A party. A mysterious friend request. A chase half across the world. When Lizzie Bennet finds herself pursued by two men at the same time, she quickly feels herself getting in over her head, but if this is a game, then she's going to grit her teeth and do her damn best to win it. Even if she doesn't know the rules. RichardxLizziexDarcy; Modern/AU; Rated M for content
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,591 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/21/2015 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth, Col. Fitzwilliam] - Complete
Barefoot reviews
The first time Darcy meets Elijah Bennet, it's a disaster. There's no other word for it. It's plot exposition doomed to complete and utter failure, a train wreck in less than thirty minutes of exposure and Darcy wrecks his brain for months afterwards trying to understand how it could all derail so quickly. Modern/AU with boys kissing and jane being bloodthirsty ;) M for language
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Complete
Pomegranates reviews
She doesn't scream when they kidnap her. Her dress is ripped and her hair is a mess, but she balls her hands into fists and straightens and she looks at him – honey coloured eyes with specks of green and silver – and she spits blood at his feet and then - And then she starts swearing. Tomione/AU/Persephone/ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 91 - Published: 6/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Coming Home reviews
Home isn't always a house, Edward realizes on Christmas Eve with the help of three, well, let's call them spirits, who seem to absolutely love Dickens, while on a rambunctious, chaotic journey half across the world, fuelled with too much coffee and the all consuming desire to finally see her again. Because sometimes, home is just a person. Christmas One-Shot, AH/AU HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,497 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Collateral Damage reviews
There are people you just can't get away from no matter how hard you push and pull. There are some people and there's William Darcy. After all, age is just a number right? It doesn't mean that you actually have to grow up... One Shot. Modern P&P. M due to language in situations. And yeah... High School.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Complete
Treacherous Bright Streets reviews
Do you remember that drunk dial, Darcy mentioned in "Neither Saint nor Sinner"? Well, that's the story of how it came to pass. Take one desperate Lizzie, a toothbrush and lots of alcohol and what do you get? One hell of a phone conversation. "I'm horny, Darcy, what do you think? The way you knit your brow... I want to lick it." Rated M for language and innuendos. Be warned.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,681 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
There Will Be Blood reviews
Thirty years have passed since Edward left her. Thirty years later she's back in her old town, changed in more ways than one. With her new name, new family and new body, she's finally ready to meet the one who broke her heart all those years ago. A short story about facing one's demons, idiocy and a beautiful friendship. Strong T for language;) HEA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Neither Saint nor Sinner reviews
So what do you do, when you've managed to not only rip out your own heart but his too? Right, you just walk into his summer house, when he at least expects it and try to get it all back on track while matchmaking little princesses and blackmailing bosses pull the strings, doesn't that sound great? Sequel to Long Live the King, Modern AU, and yeah, second proposal; WHATEVER!;)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,470 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Complete
Long live the King reviews
She'd known him to be a man of few words, but sometimes in the way he touched or kissed or looked at her, she'd thought to have detected a hidden meaning, something he tried to tell her but couldn't quite put into words. She'd let him, partly because there was no point in pressure, partly because she wasn't sure, she wanted to know. Modern AU Hunsford proposal (pretty strong T)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Complete
Like A Blue Flame (english version) reviews
She'd never wanted this, never, she had always tried to keep herself on the safe side, but now she was right in the middle of this stupid roller coaster ride with no way to get out and all that adrenaline in her blood, celebrating some fucking birthday party... A story about debts, drowning and a girl named Darcy... (translation of my german story:) Modern/AU short story
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Complete
Like A Blue Flame reviews
Sie wusste nicht, wann genau es begonnen hatte. Sie war in der Mitte der steilen Achterbahnfahrt gewesen, noch bevor sie gemerkt hatte, dass sie überhaupt eingestiegen war und nun konnte sie sich an kaum einen Augenblick mehr erinnern, an dem ihr Körper nicht voller Adrenalin gewesen wäre, an keinen Moment, in dem es ihn nicht gegeben hätte... Eine leicht verdrehte P&P-Story...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - German - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete