Jane Lane
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Joined 02-06-04, id: 534890
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Star Wars.
I write. I also have a habit of falling off of or out of things, and of slicing open my fingers. It used to be the result of working in a hazardous place. Now it's just clumsiness. Damn.
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The Temperature Series by obaona reviews
L&M. 'The Cold is Quiet' now up. Which means this is (probably) complete. :)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,858 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Luke S. - Complete
Snape the Knife's Sorting Song by Textualsphinx reviews
'A sinister little number to the tune of Mac the Knife' that had half the firsties sneaking back to the boats.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 88 - Published: 3/25/2002
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There's No L in Hogwarts reviews
Think of it as "A Christmas Carol," Hogwarts-style.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Severus S.
Like Water Into Wine reviews
Memories are hard to erase.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2004 - Remus L., Hermione G.
Queer Eye for the Jedi reviews
Jedi Master Luke Skywalker gets a makeover, Fab Five style.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Luke S.
Receptivity reviews
What may or may not have happened at the Skywalker-Jade wedding reception.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Luke S.
Notice reviews
Justifying existence after the war is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.