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Joined 02-06-04, id: 534893
Author has written 7 stories for Series Of Unfortunate Events, Marx Brothers, Robert Langdon series, Monty Python, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Kingdom Hearts.

Fanfiction writers, writers at Fanfiction, Fanfiction administrators, and administrators of Fanfiction. I think that pretty much covers everything.

Favorite Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket, and every single book by Dan Brown.

A condundrum to ponder: What the heck is a conundrum?

Favorite Actors: Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, Harpo Marx, Zeppo Marx (The Four Marx Brothers)

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The Winnipeg File by Miss Pookamonga reviews
The Winnipeg family was once one of the most brilliant families in all of V.F.D. But the schism came and nearly destroyed the Winnipegs altogether... But now, 21 years after the schism, their file has been found...
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - VFD, Lemony S.
The Proximate Peril by RockSunner reviews
What if the Baudelaires left the hotel with the taxi driver? Contains spoilers for Book the 12th. They learn the amazing secret of the sugar bowl.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Lemony S., VFD - Complete
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Kingdom Hearts: The Producers reviews
Riku Bialystock and Sora Bloom plot to make money by producing a play that is guaranteed to be a surefire flop: Springtime for Xemnas. Crossover btw. KH & The Producers! R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Riku, Sora
The Hitchhiker's Guide to Useless Garbage reviews
My first parody! Arthur Dent visits countless random worlds, and Zaphod Beeblebrox turns a whole group of people into Pez dispensers. Chapter 3 Up!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,079 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2006 - Published: 3/21/2006
Book the Thirteenth: The Torturous Triumph reviews
I cannot begin to fathom why any person would view the final chapter in the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, unless, of course, you are interested in reading the happy thing that occurs at the end of Chapter 7
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005
Monty Python's Iliadyssey reviews
The combined stories of Homer's Iliad and Odyssey. And remember, wars are not about money or power, they're about paranoid inspectors, attempted suicides, gods with rude table manners, and the new Scene 3.
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
The Washington Crypt reviews
Langdon and Sophie follow the trail of a new murder, only to learn that there may be another secret society ready to emerge from oblivion and continue what they never finished.
Robert Langdon series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2006
Breaded Rainbows reviews
Groucho is Dr. Everett Q. Wishtison, a psychologist who's looking to make a living. His old rival Gunther Ransem is out for revenge, but with the help of his employees Julio Holigelato, Silent Bob, and Frank, he somehow survives.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/1/2006
Fish Out of Water reviews
Chico is hired by a wealthy businessman to become a fish vendor. Needless to say, it goes horribly wrong. Chapter 2 Up!
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005