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HI GUYZ! This is Sophiethedevil! I am very very very Insane and Psychotic so watch out! Cause I sometimes may give you a really spastic review! LOL! I also do flame people cause I believe in flaming! I wont be to mean!
Now firstly I just want to say that if your reading this AND reading AND REVIEWING (winkwink nudgenudge) Afterwards go to search and find: Ash Vault Rose Garden, Darkboy77 and Alyssa_lionheart! Cause their stories KICK ASS! Oh as well as gryffindor777 - funny shizzle.
Now my story 'Harry Potter and the Big Gay INSANE Adventure' keeps getting removed for no reason (except I suspect it's cos I wouldn't play 'doctors and nurses' with the ff.net staff - if you no what I mean!).
So because of this your just gonna have to perservere(i cant spell) and I will keep putting it up...
Also I'm lazy.

Now for a few things about me:

Name: Sophie

Age: 15

Location: Sydney, Australia

Gender: Femme fatal (evil woman in french)

Hobbies: Fan fic, Music, WRiting, reading, laughing, skiing and of course! Bashing Cho Chang!

Anyways for English me and Alyssa_lionheart (we go 2 the same school) had to do a RAP, Infront of the ENTIRE CLASS! And it went something like this:

"I HATE THIS"

I hate this, I hate this,
I HATE writing rap,
I sound like a retard,
When singing this crap,

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate you John Howard,
You can't rule a country,
And your a coward,

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate Science,
Music, Re and PE
Why is this happening to me?

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate this stupid rap song,
I'm gonna be teased for it afterwards,
And it goes for so long,

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate you Britney Spears,
You should have burnt out DECADES ago,
But You went for years!

I hate this, I hate this,
I hate Rappers with their bling and their chain,
And their barely dressed woman,
That swoon at their name,

We hate this, We hate this,
We hate writing rap,
And by the way,
We're gonna burn this...this...this poetry.

Like it? If so email me and let me know! Get stuffed Ms V! (she hated it!)
I wrote that in yr 8 aka second yr (to ya pommies) and JUNior high (to ya yankees). So it aint that great now. But I love poetry and funny shizzle and pretending to be black...yes good good.
So email me and when I finally get MSN I can talk to you guys. But not if your like 13 or under cos then I'll go to jail.

so peace out my home doggs!
Sophie \/\/-->

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The Pretty Pale Boy by FallenRoze reviews
What happens when a certain Draco Malfoy decides to act on his lusts? [warning rape, mxm slash, DracoNeville, coarse language]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Neville L.
Never Had A Dream Come True by Irishbrunette03 reviews
It's Seventh Year. Harry, his friends and the Order defeated Voldemort over the summer. Hermione and Draco are head boy and girl. What happens when they find out they have more in common than they think and things get a little steamy. Rated M for later ch
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Road Trip by Eryn Galen reviews
AU,Slash,het,OOCness.Sirius is getting married in Italy so Harry,Hermione,Ron,Blaise,Pansy and Draco decide to drive over there.it will take a week, and a lot can happen in a week.BETTER SUMMERY INSIDE HPDM, RWPP, BZHG. Chapter 13, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,033 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Close Your Eyes by Sable Gloom reviews
Harry isn't coping well after the MOM incident and after being abused by his uncle, he gives up hope.Abuse,self harm and slash in later chapters. Rated M for safety. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,100 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fighting Back by gemini69 reviews
Hermione Granger is sick and tired of being the know it all bookworm. She decides that it's time for a change. That it's time to fight back. What she doesn't realize is that Malfoy will notice and he might make it harder than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,077 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Always in Love With You by QuickLE reviews
Seventh year, Hermoine and Draco are Head Girl and Boy and sharing a dorm. Hermoine has changed since the holidays and her friends aren't the only one noticing, Can Draco find it out and also realise something himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,486 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Happened? by NurikoLuva reviews
Hermione's life is completely changed after the beginning of Seventh year. Her world is turned around, and she falls in love with..the ferret boy. After school is over, odd events start to arise. HGxDM,RWxOC,HPxGW R&R. Rewriting! New chapters 1 through 7!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,357 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bittersweet Symphony by intoxic4ted reviews
Voldmort's dead. Everyone's changed. Hermione and Draco keep bumping into each other at clubs, half drunk. They hate eachother, but they're also addicted to eachother. Can it work?warning: strong language and sex scenes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,440 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That's All I Have to Say by Madi Black reviews
It’s 7th Year and everything is changing. Draco and Hermione find themselves in over their heads when they realize their attraction for each other. Love triangles and other odd shapes ensue. What they all learn is: the truth doesn’t hurt so bad after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,753 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That Was Weird by justcrazyobsessed reviews
Hermione has a strange encounter with Malfoy and neither of them can get it off of their minds. What began as Operation Split up the Golden Trio may wind up becoming a journey of hate, lust, seduction...and...could it be...love? cliche but good
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 100,291 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Clubbing by humancompany reviews
It started with one moment but became so much more. Now they share a bond that is stronger than either of them know. Read if you wanna find out what I am talking about. HermioneDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,661 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Secrets and Surprises by SpiralSeeker reviews
Harry has a dangerous problem, and a big secret. Who will help him heal? HPDM. Angst. Potentially triggering.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,650 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Iris by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Draco has suffered the loss of his first love, and has cut off all ties with the wizarding world. Hermione's husband is out to kill her. How does a chance meeting bring these enemies together? More importantly, how does their story end? DMHG, CBMTD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 135,023 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Subtle Transformations by UlitimateKillerInternational reviews
Hermione has just been made head girl, she is horrifed to find out she has to share living quarters with Draco all year. At first his behaviour is abrupt, but will he make a subtle transformation....? i'm told this summary isn't very good, give it a try i
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,813 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Beautiful Letdown by mmelbear reviews
Ron confesses his love to Hermione but she doesn't feel the same way. What will happen then when she is kidnapped? Will Ron save her? Will he risk everything for someone who doesn't love him? The story is being edited... reread it, I promise it is better
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Everything by yeaka reviews
Neville runs into Draco on vacation. Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Neville L., Draco M. - Complete
Illusions by Hopeakaarme reviews
Draco does not like what his godfather has in mind. However, maybe tutoring could bring Draco and Neville together... If Lucius allows it. SLASH DMNL SSRL Discontinued.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,100 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Evaluate This! by jonadark reviews
Fudge orders that the students of Hogwarts undergo psyche evaluations. What will be revealed? And how will the students of Hogwarts cope when their darkest thoughts revealed? !AU! HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,038 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
For every death by t-t-t-ouch reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is in the hospital because of something Lucius did to her, Draco goes to visit her on a night that will change everything about his life in every way imagineable. DRHR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Summertime Findings by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Seamus spends two weeks at Dean’s house and they find a few things out. SeamusDean
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,943 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Dean T., Seamus F.
An Undiscovered Love by xo-Mookie-ox reviews
There are lots of changes at Hogwarts this year. The girls plan a game night and a blonde ferret notices Hermione's new makeover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,781 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
An Unusual Combination by FerretLover reviews
Hermione is finally happy, she’s head girl, dating Ron, and has a new look. But when Malfoy is head boy it all seems to go downhill or does it? A Professorlikes Hermione a little too much, pranks, cheating, snogging, revenge, and romance. No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,157 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ferret by MidnightBlossom reviews
He never knew mud tasted so sweet... “AHHHHHH!” Get out you pervert!” yelled a flushed and yet infuriated Granger trying desperately to cover herself. That night he got a nasty scar on his left eyebrow from the razor Granger threw at his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,885 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mistaken Actions by zonlach reviews
The summer after Dumbledore's death, Harry recieves a letter... from none other than Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
He Will Be Loved by draco's annie reviews
Draco and Harry get together in their final year at Hogwarts, but something happens on the road to happiness that Draco cant forgive Harry for...or can he? Will their love overcome it? And in the meantime, what are Ron and Hermione getting up to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,415 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Miss Granger And The Trouble She Causes Me by AbsoluteNutters reviews
I am NOT going to go out with 'Mione! Even if we ARE Head Boy and Head Girl... Even if the tradition of Hogwarts is for the two Heads to date... RR! I promised you'd get a chapter within the week... Here it is! [As complete as it will ever be.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,130 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2005 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Love Can't Change The Past by Faithfulrain reviews
DracoHermione. Hogwarts 7th year. being fair: This is not a STRICTLY DracoHermione fic! Slowly coming to an end chapter 23 posted. R for sex drugs n drum and bass:D R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sixteen by Cowgirl4u2009 reviews
Hermione cuts herself. She's in treatment and one day in group she tells her story, about the day she ran into Draco Malfoy and how her life rollercoastered out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,418 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Away On A Beach by Huggles4All reviews
A week at the beach, practically unsupervised, for Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, as well as all their classmates, chaparoned by the famous Fred and George. Add some definite romance, humor, and some mischief and it'll surely be the trip of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,253 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and co Write Fanfiction by Gryffindor777 reviews
Complete! Traces Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Harry's experience as they attempt to write a fanfiction. They think that hallmarks of bad fanfiction are actually requirements of all fanfiction, and therefore unwittingly mimic and parody them. please r&r
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,031 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
All I Know by bantam-shine reviews
Summer before seventh year. Ron and Hermione. Completely alone at The Burrow. How ever will they occupy themselves? Written before HBP. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,803 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/14/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Killing Me Slowly by Fire'N'Ice reviews
AU because of OotP. D/Hr eventually. After being on the brink of falling, Draco realizes maybe he isn't so hopeless as he thought. But it's a long road to redemption... Suicidal thoughts, child abuse, dark themes. Bigger summary within..Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,000 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Harry Potter is on FIRE 2! by Darkboy77 reviews
THE SEQUEL IS HERE! More insane stuff, such as a very familiar opening paragraph, a buff Uncle Vernon, Death Eaters not eating death, jedi mind tricks, (shudder) cheek travel, a mad cool hat, an evil beater, and a pair of hot pink boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 63 - Words: 51,896 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2004 - Published: 3/10/2004
Roll With It by Nichneven reviews
COMPLETE! Draco and Neville find their lives entwined during their Seventh Year. Friendships & House loyalty are tested. A coming of age tale in which the characters discover how different and how similar they actually are. Growing up is not always pretty
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,459 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Draco M., Neville L.
Coming Into Her Own by kelly marie 123 reviews
Quote: "I loosened up a lot though as I got older. And Hermione is going to, too."--JK Rowling. In the summer after OotP, Hermione learns to just seize the day and have fun with her friends while exploring her relationship with a certain redhead. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,523 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
blazing star by heavens to bikini kill reviews
International superstar of a duelist. CEO of a multimillion dollar corporation. Assassination attempts and the green light that we all should believe in. KaibaxOC. (yaoi) [complete]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2004 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Complete
CinderSerenity by Sakurelle reviews
Prince Seto of the kingdom of Domino needs a bride. But instead of a ball, he throws a ... Duel Monsters Tournament? SetoSerenity
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,276 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 12/21/2003 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K. - Complete
I'm with you by Red-jewel reviews
Chap. 13 up! Yay, I managed to do it. Story is about a new girl coming to Domino High and getting stuck with Kaiba for a seatmate. She makes friends with the guys and tries to open up Kaiba as well. Please RR! Please? KaibaOC
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,225 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
Something for Nothing by run and hide reviews
A random story where boys cry, frogs attack, and Voldemort searches on Google. Just kidding. Or am I? Review and you'll recieve a big cookie. REVISED CHAPTER 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry Potter is on FIRE! by Darkboy77 reviews
WARNING:Insane story inside. Do not bump, shake, ingest, throw, or expose to crazy and ridiculous amounts of radiation. ((((((IT... IS... FINISHED!)))))) THE LAST CHAPTER: Voldemort's power is in his... wait, this can't be right... HIS POWER'S IN HIS-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,771 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Harry P.
Ah, the Joys of Summer Camp by DJ Julian reviews
The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh goes to summer camp, and general havoc ensues. R for harsh and persistent language and strangness. Pokes fun at EVERYTHING, so bring your weirdest sense of humor.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,897 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 11/29/2003
The JohnsonWeasley Story by LavenderBrown reviews
COMPLETED. A story all about Fred and Angelina, from the day they meet in their first year at Hogwarts through Year Seven. All sorts of fluff. Rated R for sex and language (but no twincest). RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 10/6/2003 - George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Drugs of Deltora by Chaos Dreadnought reviews
My first Deltora fic. It's a humour fic. Lief, Barda and Jasmine go on a quest to smoke-er, find the Drugs of Deltora, which can actually kill the Shadow Lord. Rated PG-13 for some swearing and violence.
Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2003
Harry Potter Survivor: Afganistan reviews
The Harry Potter cast, as well as some other charaters have been sent to Afganistan to play Survivor! Who knows what will happen! WARNING: Really stupid and obseneness! PS: They all go crazy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004
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