Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Bible, Halo, Finnish Mythology, Star Wars, Superman, Lord of the Rings, Quake, Doom, Harry Potter, 100, Winnie-the-Pooh, Historian, and Left 4 Dead.
If you're here, then it probably means that you've stumbled across one of my many, many beautiful fanfictions. Or you're really lost. Good luck with that.
Anyway, I'll take this moment to point out (if you haven't noticed already) that this profile is solely for uploading bad fanfictions I find on the internet, and none of them actually belong to me. I try to give credit where it's due but I don't always know where this beautiful madness comes from - I'm not trying to cause trouble, just spread the amusement, so if you see a fanfic here that maybe belongs to you, or you know the origin of, don't hesitate to PM me and it'll be dealt with.
That said, this profile is incredibly inactive. You may see a new story every few months but I wouldn't form any expectations, I will destroy them.
For some reason, some of the stories posted here have spontaneously started showing broken HTML code. I've tried to delete or edit the affected stories but if you find another one, let me know!