Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Bible, Halo, Finnish Mythology, Star Wars, Parodies and Spoofs, James Bond, Superman, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Movies, Human Centipede, Quake, Doom, Harry Potter, Winnie-the-Pooh, Historian, and Left 4 Dead.
Salutations, and welcome to this lovely profile. If you're here, then it means you have stumbled across one of our many, beautiful fanfictions. Or you're really lost. Just a few clarifications to be made:
1. I don't actually write all of our stories. Some (If not most) of them are found elsewhere and re-posted, but I do put disclaimers at the start of all entries. You'll know that if you actually read the intros.
2. The grammar and spelling in my posted fanfictions are purposefully bad. I am not illiterate, I simply enjoy the terribly written fanfictions as opposed to the ones that are actually legible.
3. Given this profile is a little old, there are some promises made in some ANs that aren't actually fulfilled. This profile will be updated occasionally, but do disregard any notes saying I'll post something on a certain date or upload a certain story, etc. as many of these promises are quite old.
4. While I don't particularly like 'haters' or 'trolls', feel free to post reviews displaying your lack of brain cells - I do not hate or discourage and in fact, encourage you to post your thoughts in order to help this profile improve. (That is, if there's even any more room for improvement...)
That being said, please take your time to read the introductions to our stories before you post hateful comments on them; Although I don't particularly mind any hate or criticism, please try not to be outwardly rude or offensive.