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Joined 11-26-13, id: 5350952, Profile Updated: 03-22-17
Author has written 22 stories for Twilight, Bible, Halo, Finnish Mythology, Star Wars, Parodies and Spoofs, James Bond, Superman, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Movies, Human Centipede, Quake, Doom, Harry Potter, Winnie-the-Pooh, Historian, and Left 4 Dead.

Salutations, and welcome to this lovely profile. If you're here, then it means you have stumbled across one of our many, beautiful fanfictions. Or you're really lost. Just a few clarifications to be made:

1. I don't actually write all of our stories. Some (If not most) of them are found elsewhere and re-posted, but I do put disclaimers at the start of all entries. You'll know that if you actually read the intros.

2. The grammar and spelling in my posted fanfictions are purposefully bad. I am not illiterate, I simply enjoy the terribly written fanfictions as opposed to the ones that are actually legible.

3. Given this profile is a little old, there are some promises made in some ANs that aren't actually fulfilled. This profile will be updated occasionally, but do disregard any notes saying I'll post something on a certain date or upload a certain story, etc. as many of these promises are quite old.

4. While I don't particularly like 'haters' or 'trolls', feel free to post reviews displaying your lack of brain cells - I do not hate or discourage and in fact, encourage you to post your thoughts in order to help this profile improve. (That is, if there's even any more room for improvement...)

That being said, please take your time to read the introductions to our stories before you post hateful comments on them; Although I don't particularly mind any hate or criticism, please try not to be outwardly rude or offensive.

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strdier by svetlana by unicornsofdeath reviews
Strdier meets a gril with a mysterious past and strange powers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Aragorn, OC]
A New Shade of Green by umbradiangelo reviews
Sam and Slimer have fun. Old story I wrote on an old account. Repost.
Crossover - Transformers & Ghostbusters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sam W.
Katniss gets fat by teamjacobBTR1D reviews
Laugh yo head off. now has sequel!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Rue, Katniss E.
Wonder Woman: Love in the Smudge by ComicsNix reviews
After Wonder Woman falls on a swamp, a known ogre will make acomodations to her. What are his intentions?
Crossover - Shrek & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Shrek - Complete
The Pain of Jean Gray and Logan by ComicsNix reviews
Jean Grey is having and affair with Wolverine and Scott doesn't know it. A disaster is inevitable. Hate, rage, pain and revenge. What is going to happen with the two lovers if Scott discovers it all?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
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Love at the Wedding
Just some poorly written Harry Potter smut...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Legolas by laura - The Sequel reviews
A slightly more grammatical sequel to the horrendously bad 'Legolas by laura' an enjoyable read, albeit not as fascinating as it's predecessor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
my doom story' reviews
Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Sort of.
Doom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/26/2016 - OC - Complete
The Quake Fanfictive
What more information do you need?
Quake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Published: 5/25/2016
strdier by svetlana' - The Sequel Prequel reviews
I think I'm getting better at this whole 'grammar' business.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Radagast - Complete
The Human Centipede: Love At First Bite
A heart-wrenching tale of love and anatomy. 3
Human Centipede - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2015
Legolas by laura reviews
If anyone has Laura's details, please for the love of God tell me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
GOOD MORNING FROM UMA
A short story based on the likes of Uma Thurman. Enough said.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Published: 11/22/2014
TWILA, DA GIRL WHO WAS IN LUV W A VAMPIR reviews
I don't understand why this story isn't a bestseller yet. It is AMAZING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Forbiden fruit: teh temptation of edward cullen reviews
An amazing love story about the secret affair between a spoken-for Edward Cullen and a random, un-named girl. Follow their beautiful story and feel the love 3
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
epic story of left four deth game - A shrot sterry reviews
A bootiful storie of left 4 deads pepple and zombles and killins and incest.
Crossover - Bible & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
SUPPERMAN AND STALIN: THE LOVE STORY reviews
Another one of StoryProvider's epic, random fanfics!
Crossover - Superman & Historian - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
James Bnod: teh good guyss are evel guys too!
Hollz100's sequel to Eathuis' story "Jamed Bnod: teh badd guys are evel guys"
Crossover - James Bond & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Published: 2/6/2014 - James Bond/007, Gandalf - Complete
Jamed Bnod: teh badd guys are evel guys reviews
It's in the title.
Crossover - James Bond & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - James Bond/007, Gandalf - Complete
Twilight Sequel III
The newest instalment in our Twilight series! We accept that this isn't the best story we've written, it's short and not as interesting, but it's just because we didn't want to keep you waiting so long as the next instalment has been in progress for a few days now... PREPARE FOR SOME AWESOMENESS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The story of Joshua Vilson and Josef
A tragic love story between friends that ends with the explosion of an old bearded man and the disappearance of a tiny blue eyed midget that goes by the name of Frodo...
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn
araggron verssus gandalsf!
Another intentionally horrific story written by us. This one entails the misfortune of Frodo, Jar Jar Binks, and many other characters along the way. Good enough for a sequel? I think so.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Jar Jar B., Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
purpose of my blog - StoryProvider reviews
A small paragraph stating the reason for StoryProvider's lack of grammar and spelling. ALL IS REVEALED...
Finnish Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Winny teh poo reviews
tis is a stery abot winney the po and tiggars an d the bifs tree.
Crossover - Halo & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
my epic bible story reviews
This is a story about Moses and Hitler. Are you intrigued?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Moses/Moshe
Twilight: Twilight Of Sunfall reviews
An amazing fan fiction written by StoryProvider and posted here for your amusement :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sequel to Edvarf Zomble Stery reviews
A purposely terrible sequel to another Twilight fanfiction story found on storyprovider - message us for a link.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete