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Joined 11-26-13, id: 5350952, Profile Updated: 08-31-17
Author has written 16 stories for Twilight, Bible, Halo, Finnish Mythology, Star Wars, Superman, Lord of the Rings, Quake, Doom, Harry Potter, 100, Winnie-the-Pooh, Historian, and Left 4 Dead.

If you're here, then it probably means that you've stumbled across one of my many, many beautiful fanfictions. Or you're really lost. Good luck with that.

Anyway, I'll take this moment to point out (if you haven't noticed already) that this profile is solely for uploading bad fanfictions I find on the internet, and none of them actually belong to me. I try to give credit where it's due but I don't always know where this beautiful madness comes from - I'm not trying to cause trouble, just spread the amusement, so if you see a fanfic here that maybe belongs to you, or you know the origin of, don't hesitate to PM me and it'll be dealt with.

That said, this profile is incredibly inactive. You may see a new story every few months but I wouldn't form any expectations, I will destroy them.


For some reason, some of the stories posted here have spontaneously started showing broken HTML code. I've tried to delete or edit the affected stories but if you find another one, let me know!

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strdier by svetlana by unicornsofdeath reviews
Strdier meets a gril with a mysterious past and strange powers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/28/2015 - [Aragorn, OC]
A New Shade of Green by umbradiangelo reviews
Sam and Slimer have fun. Old story I wrote on an old account. Repost.
Crossover - Transformers & Ghostbusters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Sam W.
Katniss gets fat by teamjacobBTR1D reviews
Laugh yo head off. now has sequel!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Rue, Katniss E.
Wonder Woman: Love in the Smudge by ComicsNix reviews
After Wonder Woman falls on a swamp, a known ogre will make acomodations to her. What are his intentions?
Crossover - Shrek & Wonder Woman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Shrek - Complete
The Pain of Jean Gray and Logan by ComicsNix reviews
Jean Grey is having and affair with Wolverine and Scott doesn't know it. A disaster is inevitable. Hate, rage, pain and revenge. What is going to happen with the two lovers if Scott discovers it all?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
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Polis by Clexa90 reviews
This story is about lexa is pregnant with clarke baby and how their life is
100 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18 - Abigail G./Abby, Clarke G., M. Kane, Lexa
Legolas by laura reviews
If anyone has Laura's details, please for the love of God tell me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Love at the Wedding reviews
Just some poorly written Harry Potter smut...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Legolas by laura - The Sequel reviews
A slightly more grammatical sequel to the horrendously bad 'Legolas by laura' an enjoyable read, albeit not as fascinating as it's predecessor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 2/10/2015 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
my doom story' reviews
Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Sort of.
Doom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/26/2016 - OC - Complete
The Quake Fanfictive
What more information do you need?
Quake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Published: 5/25/2016
strdier by svetlana' - The Sequel Prequel reviews
I think I'm getting better at this whole 'grammar' business.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn, Radagast - Complete
TWILA, DA GIRL WHO WAS IN LUV W A VAMPIR reviews
I don't understand why this story isn't a bestseller yet. It is AMAZING.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Forbiden fruit: teh temptation of edward cullen reviews
An amazing love story about the secret affair between a spoken-for Edward Cullen and a random, un-named girl. Follow their beautiful story and feel the love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
epic story of left four deth game - A shrot sterry reviews
A bootiful storie of left 4 deads pepple and zombles and killins and incest.
Crossover - Bible & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Complete
SUPPERMAN AND STALIN: THE LOVE STORY reviews
Another one of StoryProvider's epic, random fanfics!
Crossover - Superman & Historian - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
araggron verssus gandalsf!
Another intentionally horrific story written by us. This one entails the misfortune of Frodo, Jar Jar Binks, and many other characters along the way. Good enough for a sequel? I think so.
Crossover - Star Wars & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Jar Jar B., Frodo B., Gandalf, Aragorn - Complete
purpose of my blog - StoryProvider reviews
A small paragraph stating the reason for StoryProvider's lack of grammar and spelling. ALL IS REVEALED...
Finnish Mythology - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Winny teh poo reviews
tis is a stery abot winney the po and tiggars an d the bifs tree.
Crossover - Halo & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
my epic bible story reviews
This is a story about Moses and Hitler. Are you intrigued?
Bible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Moses/Moshe
Twilight: Twilight Of Sunfall reviews
An amazing fan fiction written by StoryProvider and posted here for your amusement :)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete