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Author has written 2 stories for Phantom of the Opera, and Beauty and the Beast.

Funny Quotes

"Of course you realize, THIS means war!"
-Bugs Bunny

"Bless me father, for I have..."
"Sinned, yes, I know; you're very good at that. You shattered the rose window."
"Not to split hairs, but it was Mr. Hyde who did the smashing."
Van Helsing, the Father; Van Helsing.

"Logan, my tolerance for your smoking in the house notwithstanding, continue smoking that in here and you will spend the rest of your days under the belief that you're a six year old girl."
"You'd do that?"
"I'll have Jean braid your hair; welcome back."
Proff. Xavier, Logan; X2, X-men United

"Tulio, did you ever imagine it would end like this?"
"...the horse is a surprise."
-Miguel, Tulio; The Road to El Dorado

"Is that you Hart?"
"I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved and I'm armed; don't, mess with me!"
Matthews, Hart; Miss Congeniality

"Despite that amazing display of cunning, reflex, and physical prowess, your tail still has a death grip on your butt."
Calvin; Calvin and Hobbes

"I long for the giddy, light hearted partners of my past. Partner's like Batman."
Plastic Man

"Tonight's supper, baked beans, musical program to follow...who wrote this?"
Packard: Atlantis, the lost empire

"Did you actually aim for that?"
"You know, actually, I did?"
-Cpt. Amelia, Dr. Doppler; Treasure Planet

"Dude, who steam rolled Harry Potter?"
-Hurley; Lost

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My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a gender-confused, fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,205 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Trekkies and Warries? by Aaron Smiley reviews
The guys puzzle over Star Trek and Star Wars. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
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I Never Looked Back reviews
I just noticed that when she left, Belle didn't look back when the Beast howled. That led to this.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Complete
The Past, Present, and Future reviews
or 'Ice Cream and Waltzes'. My some what clumsy entry for Iron-Gibbet's, on , 'the date' fan fic contest.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Erik - Complete