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Joined 11-27-13, id: 5353456, Profile Updated: 04-24-15
Author has written 7 stories for Frozen, and Twilight.

Well, howdy.

Profiles are such a delight.. Lets see, what shall we spew about today.

First off, I love sleep. Sleeping is like being dead, without the commitments. Similarly, it comes before writing. This leads us to a warning of sorts. I enjoy my imagination, but I typically acquire too many ideas to the point that I become easily sidetracked. So, between sleep and my wandering imagination, although I'll eventually get around to continuing stories that I post up, there might be a (large) smidgen of a spread between updates. Like I said, too many projects on top of responsibilities and real life, well, y'all feel me. Right?

Secondly, apparently I shouldn't post non-fanfics to this site. So, since all my stuff isn't fanfiction, I was redirected to the wonderful world of FictionPress to share my snippets there. As I post stuff up there, I'll add links to those stories here (hopefully).

With that said, here's the to FictionPress: https://www.fictionpress.com/biologicalexperiment

And here is a list of stories uploaded there:

Crazy

It's based off the song Crazy by Gnarls Barkley. It was just an idea that popped into my head while listening to the song one night. Short and sweet, but possibly a bit warped.

Birds and the Bees

This is a writing prompt: A single, socially awkward dad attempts to teach "the birds and the bees" using the first two objects he sees in his house.

Crocket and the Witch

This was a bedtime story based off the words: mirror, creek, blade, and salamander.

New Life

Based off a writing prompt: You were once the most celebrated knight in your kingdom. You managed to sleigh the wizard who terrorized your town…but at the cost of your human form. You’ve inhabited an animal’s body for the past ten years.

Shadow

A bedtime story about a girl and her shadow

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Songbird by Masquerading as Quality reviews
"My plan was simple," said Maleficent. "I would have you wonder, instead, at the machinations of your three fairy guardians. It was they who hid you here in plain sight, they who told you nothing of the world, of your fate."
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,950 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
The Queen's Mercy by JYN044 reviews
Anna is an orphaned thief unable to escape the threat of starvation. Elsa is the young Queen of Arendelle and a sorceress fully in command of her abilities. Only the slimmest of chances result in the two women sharing an encounter. But after a sinister attack on the Queen, Anna finds herself standing in the way of a conspiracy that will not rest until Elsa has fallen. Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 477,025 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 12/17/2020 - Published: 12/22/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Persisting Occurrences by HaltingPaces reviews
Bella had a secret that she never told the Cullens or anyone in Forks. Bella had cancer when she was seven and survived. Now over eleven years later it's back. The day she plans to tell the Cullens they leave her behind in Forks and break her heart. Two years later when she goes to Alaska for treatment, she meets another coven that offers a new chance at love and family.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 201,495 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 1/28/2016 - [Bella, Tanya]
Come Home with me Tonight by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
In order to win back her ex-girlfriend, Emma hires an escort to make her jealous. However, the plan does not proceed as expected when the escort, Regina, falls in love with Emma. Emma is stuck in an unwilling love triangle and has to choose between her old lover, Lily, or a new love with Regina. If she doesn't pick and soon then she may just lose them both. G!P Emma. Swanqueen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,300 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 5/22/2019 - Published: 1/2/2019 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Aurora/Sleeping Beauty, Lily - Complete
Meet Me on the Inside by wellthizizdeprezzing reviews
A wish on a shooting star gone wrong leaves Regina and Emma in an unexpected situation that forces them to reevaluate their friendship. Will it survive to bloom into something else, or will it crumble and fall?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/10/2019 - Published: 7/28/2018 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Fade Out by ElyzaLex reviews
The wolves arrive too late to save Bella from Laurent, but time has other plans for her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,129 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 1,369 - Updated: 9/15/2018 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Bella, Athenodora, Didyme, Sulpicia]
Early to Bed by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Briar Rose has never known anything but love and kindness. Now, with all the evil of the world placed upon her shoulders at once, she finds herself terrified, ill-equipped, and completely fascinated. Undergoing major rewrites!
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,655 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent
A Snowflake in Spring by RetiredCel reviews
After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,005 - Reviews: 6749 - Favs: 5,769 - Follows: 6,860 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Courtship of the Grad Student by Seigetsu Ren reviews
Legend says an undergrad research assistantship can be heaven or hell depending on the grad student you work for. Anna is about to find out, that is, if she first manages to talk to Elsa without the aid of the lab printer. (unrelated Elsanna, modern academic laboratory AU)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,330 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/14/2017 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Dinner and a Show by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Princess Aurora invites Maleficent out for dinner at the House of Mouse. [Prompt response, modernish Magic Kingdom AU thing. Complete.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,319 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 10/29/2014 - [Maleficent, Aurora/Briar Rose] - Complete
The Prisoner by Masquerading as Quality reviews
Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 261,167 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 6/29/2012 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
The Massage by Issandri reviews
Elsa Snow takes a trip to Arendelle Spa to get rid of some tension and ends up relaxing a bit too much. Hopefully her masseuse, Anna, will help her out... [[complete]]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Elsa, Anna] - Complete
A Formal Arrangement by Requ reviews
AU. Elsa and Anna are the heiresses of different kingdoms and are married as a result of a betrothal arranged years prior. No incest, but definitely Elsanna.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 151,941 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 3,358 - Follows: 4,366 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Anna, Elsa]
On Concerts and Chance Encounters by NightmareWalker reviews
Aurora found out her favorite rock band is in town and decides to go, not expecting anything other than a fun night of music. What she finds, however, is that sometimes, a little extra preparation makes all the difference. T for like, two swears. Implied romantic Malora, don't like, don't read!
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Maleficent, Aurora - Complete
Sato, Number 22, Shooting Guard by Midori Akiko reviews
Korra's a badass basketball player, but she wasn't ready for #22, Sato, who is equally as badass. But pretty. Pretty hot. And nice. Damnit. Her frustration lands them in an awkward position. College AU inspired by that that one handball/anime fall gif. Rated T for language.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,351 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/22/2015 - [Asami S., Korra] Eska, Opal - Complete
The M Word by Dinard reviews
When Stefan Rose's empire starts to fall apart, he finds a very eccentric solution to dispel the rumors of homophobia; marrying Aurora, his only child, to Ms. Moore, a businesswoman he dated in his younger years. [Arranged Marriage AU, Malora, beta'd, rating may change]
Maleficent - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,187 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/26/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Aurora, Maleficent] Stefan
The Legend of Elsa by Rinjin reviews
Medieval AU, inspired partly by the Legend of Zelda. Anna is raised by trolls, completely ignorant of the human world. By chance, she meets a young icer named Kristoff, and comes to learn about human society, where she develops an ambition for becoming a knight. Eventual Elsanna (extremely slow burn). Rated M for some violence and adult themes.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 328,488 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
ARENDELLE by Kain772 reviews
A virus has kill 90% of humans. The final survivors live giant domed cities called Envriospheres. One of the world's greatest doctors Dr. Elsa Meyer is working in a lab called A.R.E.N.D.E.L.L.E.. Dr. Meyer is about to get a new assistant that could save the world. Eventual Elsanna
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,825 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Kristoff B. - Complete
Anna Summers, PA by hmselsanna reviews
If Anna met this woman in a bar, she would have swept those pretty bangs out of her eyes, dragged her out on the dance floor and seen whether she could convince her to spend the rest of the night with those long legs wrapped around her. But this wasn't a bar. This was an office. That was her boss. Elsanna Business!AU Lots of Fluff, and Smut in later chapters.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 94,763 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 2,903 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
Battle of Frozen Hearts by smiggers reviews
[AU] Arendelle's Army, led by Grand Marshal Elsa Frost is preparing for war. As advised by his officials, the King sends his only daughter and heir to the throne, Anna in his stead for the upcoming battle. How long would it take before Anna realises that Elsa was more than just the fearless leader of the army? [Elsanna, not incest] Cover by the amazing Lorelei.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,513 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B., Hans - Complete
The Cold Does Bother Her by Midori Akiko reviews
Ironically, the cold does bother Elsa, enough where she tries to get warm from a girl she's just met. College!AU where Elsa meets Anna on a camping trip and one-sided cuddling occurs. FLUFF. One-shot, ElsAnna, no Icest.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Anna, Elsa] - Complete
Frozen by NamelessSaint reviews
Elsa wants to use her ice powers during love-making. Elsanna, yes. A shameless little PWP...
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Actress and Her Star by elsayoustinker reviews
Theatre AU with Elsanna and bff!Kristanna. In which Elsa and Anna aren't related (so they can awkwardly hit on each other), Anna is the one who runs and Kristoff is the best wingman ever.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,253 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 160 - Published: 12/31/2013 - [Anna, Elsa] Kristoff B. - Complete
An Invitation by Masquerading as Quality reviews
The Christmas Eve Royal Ball is approaching, and Princess Aurora is not looking forward to the latest in a long line of exceedingly dull attempts to marry her off. Desperate for a bit of excitement, she extends an invitation to the wicked fairy Maleficent. "Well...that's very nice of you, dearie," Fauna tells her. "But I don't think she'll come." [AU, Femmeslash, One-shot.]
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,630 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/26/2013 - [Aurora/Briar Rose, Maleficent] - Complete
Tossing Stones by Princess Alexandria reviews
She read the books, and hated that she shared a name with the main character, but never expected to wake up as THE Bella Swan of Twilight. Things get stranger as she decides to rewrite the story from inside. femslash or bisexuality likely
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 166,379 - Reviews: 1907 - Favs: 3,623 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Flu Love's Kiss by sea-ess-eye reviews
Magic returns to Storybrooke bringing back magical illnesses as well. 'Love Flu' is going around and it's catching. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,941 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Beginning of the End by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Neal is in Emma's life now. But Regina is in Emma's life too. How far will some people go for the one they love? SwanQueen One shot.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Educating Emma by Bond.Jane reviews
Emma finds it difficult to adapt to the White court: She has her foot permanently in her mouth, the manners of a peasant and a family that covets Snow's throne is out to eliminate her. There is only one person capable of teaching Emma what she needs to survive: the very same Regina Snow has kept secretly imprisoned for the last year. Set in FTL 1 year after the curse breaks. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,650 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Black Dawn by whitetigerwolf reviews
What would happen if Maleficent took a different route to dealing with not being invited to Aurora's christening? One-Shot. Complete. Maleficent/Aurora. FemSlash.
Sleeping Beauty - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Maleficent, Aurora/Briar Rose - Complete
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The Denalis reviews
AU: Rising artists compete against one another for the opportunity to play with the famous The Denalis. No supernatural. Warnings: Femslash. Bella/Kate/Irina/Tanya is endgame.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 107,054 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 1/21/2019 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Bella, Irina, Tanya, Kate
Victoria Came Home reviews
Based off song "Sunny Came Home." This is just a short insight to Victoria as she sets to get revenge for James' death.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Complete
Walk Like a Feline reviews
Twilight's been altered, or more so, Bella has. With a unique gift, Bella's thrown into the world of the supernatural. Gunna try sticking it close to the original first book with just a few tweaks. Bella/Victoria/Esme endgame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,564 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 1/28/2017 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Bella, Esme, Victoria
Volturi Twist reviews
Twilight Femslash. Takes place after New Moon. Bella discovers her true mate - The Volturi. As a heads up: the Volturi are Athenodora, Didyme, and Sulpicica. Endgame Bella and the Volturi women. (On Hiatus)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,180 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Bella, Athenodora, Sulpicia, Didyme
Edward's Girl reviews
Twilight rewritten to the song Jessie's Girl - Rosalie wants Edward's girl. Warnings: fem-slash - Rosalie x Bella pairing. Also, no supernatural: All human.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Red Light District reviews
Here's a short, little writing prompt I received: Bella is taken to a strip club for her bachelorette party. Alice/Bella pairing.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Moonlight Snack reviews
Warnings: Just a snippet full of smut at the request from a friend. Rated M. Femme action going on. Proceed at your own risk.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
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