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Joined 11-28-13, id: 5355109, Profile Updated: 09-24-17
Author has written 17 stories for Song of the Lioness, Newsies, Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Office, Back to the Future, and Hey Arnold.

Hi there. I originally created this profile as a side account to post various odds and ends, so that my main account wouldn't get cluttered with too many oneshots. I officially "quit" writing fanfiction a few years ago, though every now and then I do allow myself to get pulled back into it. These days I usually write original fiction, but whenever I get writer's block or get too frustrated with my original projects, I'll get the urge to post something on here.

Every story posted here, with the exception of Deceit and The Princess and the Madman, is an old fanfic that I wrote ages ago (usually under my main account, but a few of them appeared on other sites) and decided to rewrite and repost out of boredom and/or writer's block.

All stories, with the exception of Pardon My French, are completed oneshots.

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They Call It a Horizon by The Lonely Hunter reviews
Jack Kelly never stopped trying to get to Santa Fe. They all just hoped he had.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Jack K. - Complete
Improvin' Da Truth by autumnamberleaves reviews
No one would have guessed that HE was the best at improvin' da truth. They didn't know and they regreted it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
All In by Joker is Poker with a J reviews
7 years after the strike. Racetrack has been lucky in cards but unlucky in love. Fortunately for him, a gang, a trip to Chicago, and a few old friends are about to turn the odds in his favor. First in the Benjamin Hotel Series. Complete.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,404 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - [Racetrack H., OC] Jack K. - Complete
Mulberry Bend by Boston Flare reviews
Archer runs a small-time gang in Five Points. Monk Eastman runs the biggest gang in town - and works as a bouncer at Irving Hall, tempting the newsies with wealth and power. With the fates of these groups intertwined, will any soul remain untarnished?
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Jack K., Racetrack H.
Tough Guy by coffee shop poet reviews
A waitress working the early morning shift at Johnie's Coffee Shop encounters Mr. Orange. A conversation over coffee and towers of liquid creamer packets ensues.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Complete
Thanksgiving by eellewzeeya reviews
Blink reflecting on Thanksgiving at the lodging house.
Newsies - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Kid Blink
Undefined by NewQuixote reviews
The strike and its aftermath, as told by one of Brooklyn's 'little birdies': Janey, who is paid for her information in pennies and connections. The less you stand out, the more you can learn.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Spot C., Medda L.
Assassin by flyspecks reviews
Spot Conlon has made it his job to woo women and leave them flat. An assassin among hearts. He just never expected the tables to turn.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Spot C., Sarah J.
Spot Conlon by FlyingBoppers reviews
Spot Conlon doesn't date. Whoever told you he's a womanizer lied through their teeth.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Spot C. - Complete
The Squire by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
What if Alanna was Tusaine's Lady Knight, instead of Tortall's? What if her mother hadn't died but her father had? This was inspired by sarcastic rabbit's character switch drabbles.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Alanna, Alex - Complete
If by Sera dy Relandrant reviews
Series of why shots. These are also open ended plot bunnies, free for use. Ch 5: What if Bella was Sorted into Hufflepuff?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,845 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Lily Evans P.
Karma by BiteMeTechie reviews
You know, that waiter at Jack Rabbit Slim's...he looked awfully familiar....almost eerily so.
Reservoir Dogs - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Release by DallaLuna reviews
In which Beauty, after a discussion with her father, tenuously decides that she will not return to the Beast. Another BatB OneShot with a healthy dose of angst. R&R.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
What you should have known by B. Murakawa reviews
Sarah is getting married. JackxSarah, DavidxSarah
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2005 - David J., Sarah J.
Box of Rain by Lucie - or Lux reviews
Perhaps it was something in the blood of that particular family. Or perhaps it was merely circumstance. She would never be able to explain it later, but at the time, it felt exactly right. One-shot, original KelBaird.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Keladry, Baird - Complete
Sour Candy by Treanz-Alyce reviews
She didn't show him to the door. He left silently. A reflection on Thayet/Neal. -COMPLETE-
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Thayet, Nealan - Complete
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The Princess and the Madman reviews
It's freshman year of high school and Curly has become inexplicably popular with the girls. Rhonda is most certainly not jealous.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20 - Rhonda, Curly - Complete
Surrender reviews
Roger convinces Alex to betray Squire Alan. Set during In the Hand of the Goddess.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30 - Alex, Roger Conte - Complete
Deceit reviews
Biff wonders why Lorraine's youngest kid looks so familiar.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2016 - Biff Tannen, George McFly, Lorraine Baines McFly, Marty McFly - Complete
Mixed Signals reviews
Andy wants Kelly to help him win Erin back. It doesn't go as planned.
Office - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,203 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K., Andy B., Gabe L. - Complete
Win-Win-Win reviews
Ryan likes Kelly best when she's quiet. Unfortunately Kelly is never quiet.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K. - Complete
Defense Mechanism
He's such a loser now, he doesn't even deserve to get hit with her car. Kelly and Ryan, Season 5.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2016 - Ryan H., Kelly K. - Complete
Inglorious reviews
Obsession is the elixir that poured life through these sorry veins, but obsession is only obsession. Obsession is not love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Erik - Complete
Trust Me As You Please reviews
Jack Kelly wasn't always a liar.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Jack K. - Complete
The Candy Man Can reviews
"Why would I want a chocolate frog at a time like this?" James grumbled. "In case you haven't noticed, my pride has just been stomped on and shred into a million pieces."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
I Killed Sirius Black reviews
"I always knew Sirius was a bad seed. Even when he was small I just KNEW he would grow up to be no good." Bellatrix reflects upon Sirius after his death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pardon My French reviews
[reposted] The only thing worse than cheating on your fiancee is cheating on your fiancee with her part-veela sister-in-law. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Very Secret Diary of Delia of Eldorne reviews
In which Delia is affected by a sexy duke, a redheaded midget, and a certain brocade dressing gown. Takes place during ITHOTG.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Delia, Roger Conte - Complete
A Pirate's Life For Me reviews
Blink used to play pirate when he was a kid, before his eye got ruined. Talk about irony, right?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Kid Blink, Skittery - Complete
The Enemy reviews
Destroying Alanna is a lot harder than Alex anticipated. [Alex/Alanna]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Alex, Alanna - Complete
The Real Deal reviews
Crutchy really can't stand those fake crips.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Crutchy - Complete
Guilty as Charged reviews
"Why'd you do it, Aunt Delia? Why'd you try to kill the king?"
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Delia - Complete
Succession reviews
Young Roger deals with the aftermath of his father's death.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Roger Conte, Jasson - Complete