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Joined 11-28-13, id: 5355127, Profile Updated: 11-14-14
Author has written 30 stories for Naruto, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人, and Psycho-Pass/サイコパス.

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Wisteria by grayxclouds reviews
Even if Madara Uchiha wore that mask – that of a merciless killer, of a vicious demon – and no one else bothered to crack it, Hashirama Senju could see right through it; he himself wore that same exact mask, and he knew its weight. So Hashirama tries reaching him, but there's a problem: Madara does not want to be reached. HashiMada. CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,658 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
The Second by Makkoska reviews
There are certain things given, like his love for Hashirama or his brother's love for Madara, and as hard as he tries, Tobirama is never able to change them. Hashirama/Tobirama and off-screen Hashirama/Madara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Tobirama S., Hashirama S.] Madara U. - Complete
Meetings at the Riverbank by Makkoska reviews
Hashirama, the leader of the Senju clan meets young Uchiha Madara at the riverbank. Against all odds, they become friends and change the fate of their clans. HashiMada, a What-If AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,304 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
A Terrible Thing by PikaCheeka reviews
Madara chronicles the betrayals, both by him and against him, in his relationships with the three most important people in his life as he carries out his final battle with his student Obito and gives him one last bit of advice. Mild HashiMada. Immediately follows chapter 665. Written before 666 as a headcanon wish-prediction for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Madara U., Obito U., Izuna U., Hashirama S.
Do Not Cross by SkyChasingDreamer reviews
My own interpretation of the likeliest outcome if these two were ever to really date. Shizuo/Izaya and Izaya/Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] - Complete
remember me as a time of day by vodkaquiet reviews
RivaMika - Sometimes the past is all you have.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Levi, Mikasa A. - Complete
Paint This World Red by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete)(Slightly AU) Itachi Uchiha did not awaken the sharingan when he was 8. He awoke it when he was 4, and was able to keep it a secret for four more years.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Itachi U., Obito U. - Complete
The Heart Has Its Reasons by sinemoras09 reviews
A courtship. Ginoza/Akane. Post-series.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/22/2013 - N. Ginoza, Akane T. - Complete
cathexis by Chronomentrophobia reviews
All myths have a source.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
Amaranth by flammabellum reviews
(One-shot; Complete) (HashiMada) "For Love is Immortality."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Secrets in the Dust by PikaCheeka reviews
Hashirama watches his friend Madara slowly turn to darkness in his fight for superiority. Covers the mangekyou sharingan and his rise to clan head, as well as some background on fathers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
The Road to Sexy by PureWaterLily reviews
All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Feel alive by TheWammy'sHouseReject reviews
In that one moment, he felt alive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Madara U., Itachi U. - Complete
Preludes by Senri reviews
Madara/Kakuzu, with the first Hokage dying nearby.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Madara U. - Complete
Man of Dreams by ckret2 reviews
Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,690 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Cycle by Uphill Both Ways reviews
John Mandrake is dead, and the world moves on regardless, but Nathaniel lives on in the memory of his djinni.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Bartimaeus, Kitty J. - Complete
About A Boy by Quillslinger reviews
On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Shisui U., Ao - Complete
Four Times by sinemoras09 reviews
These are the things that happen in one night. Itachi x Konan. Spoilers for chapter 401.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Itachi U., Konan - Complete
Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Untouchable by Arishandera reviews
Sasuke has struggled so hard to reach his brother. And Itachi has decided to stop, it was time that he let Sasuke close the gap between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
AfterEffects by Arishandera reviews
Without inhibitions, and temporarily abandoning that careful control he was known for. It is a precious and rare moment of vulnerability. Even when drunk, Uchiha Itachi remained an enigma.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Priceless reviews
Hashirama. Madara. Their imperfect relationship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
unyeilding reviews
He doesn't like women like her, so this is stranger than a dream. One-sided MitoMada, one-sided MadaHashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Madara U., Mito U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Commoner Problems reviews
Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ino Y., Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Engagement reviews
Madara is asked to an omiai. Hashirama does not approve. Whoops.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Hashirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Not Exactly Concession reviews
There's a thin line between friendship and love and Hashirama doesn't like boundaries. HashiMada. A kind-of love story. In-progress.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,999 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.]
shishi-odoshi reviews
Happiness is never grand, not even within the Tsukiyomi. MadaHashi/HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,991 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
The Extraction reviews
In which Sasuke is given the job of extracting the Kyuubi, and decides to take a page out of Obito's book and do it while Naruto is in the theoretically unstable state of… pregnancy. Obvious problems notwithstanding. Supreme crack and SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Another Kind of Blackmail reviews
There are two things Uchiha Madara wants in life: Hashirama and hate sex. HashiMada, modern AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] Izuna U. - Complete
The Other Leaf reviews
A certain type of perfection can only be realized through a limitless accumulation of the imperfect. Hashirama. Madara. Various oneshots.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Hashirama S., Madara U.
ascendance reviews
To build an empire from ink and wood and fire. MadaHashi, HashiMito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
infinite tsukiyomi reviews
The perfect sacrifice for an eternity of happiness. Madara and Izuna talk within the Tsukiyomi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U. - Complete
My Hairpins are Sharper Than Your Battle Fan reviews
Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Madara U., Mito U.] Izuna U., Hashirama S. - Complete
un paralyzed reviews
The opposites of criminal-asymptomatism. Akane, Kogami, and their choice of beating the system by refusing it.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2014 - S. Kougami, Akane T. - Complete
meeting reviews
Madara doesn't know exactly when he started to regret stopping him. HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Lapse of Memory reviews
Theirs was a romance on stolen time. ItaShi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
decadence reviews
A shinobi's age is measured not by how long he's lived, but how much time he has left. KisaIta, not AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
A Genius Like Him reviews
In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Last Alternative reviews
After an assassination attempt is made on Mikasa to retrieve information, Levi realizes that the Scouting Legion can no longer trust the insides of Wall Sina with their backs. He takes his squad towards the only hope humanity has left: Eren's basement.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Levi, Mikasa A.] Eren Y., Jean K.
Infallible reviews
Hashirama never really dies. HashiMada.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
floating to the surface reviews
Of dreams and philosophical drunks and long-drawn concession.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Shizune, Tsunade S.] - Complete
Tight Spot reviews
When the Valkyrie's head goes missing, Orihara Izaya is forced to associate with his enemies to drag everything back into order.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.]
color of gold reviews
Sometimes, Gaara is jealous of the relationship his siblings share. One-sided and unrealized Gaara/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Matter of Interest reviews
Izaya decides to leave Ikebukuro. Shizuo is conflicted.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2014 - [Izaya O., Shizuo H.] Celty S. - Complete
second bloom reviews
The war was expensive. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
apodyopsis reviews
The art of undressing someone with your eyes. HashiMada. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2014 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] - Complete
Riverside reviews
When Itachi leaves the Nakano, he doesn't expect Shisui to leave with him. ShiIta, MadaIta, ItaShi, in that order. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
The Invitation reviews
Sasuke wants Naruto. Naruto is getting married to Hinata. Oh no.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Bloody Mist reviews
The story of Terumi Mei, from graduate of the Bloody Mist to legendary Mizukage. MadaMei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [Madara U., Mei T.] Ao, Chōjūrō - Complete
loss of simplicity reviews
Their first kiss happens between two boys, their last between two enemies. Hashirama/Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2014 - [Hashirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Intellectual reviews
It all starts when Shikamaru decides to teach Asuma-sensei's kid how to play shogi. Brief Shikamaru/Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Kurenai Y. - Complete
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