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Joined 02-08-04, id: 535767
Author has written 6 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Lord of the Rings, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Hi there! My name's Lucy, and I'm 17 years old. And seeing as I can't think of anything else about me you might be interested in, I'll just get straight on with telling you the status of my various stories.

LOTR/POTC: Into the Jungle - deleted it. Didin't think it was going anywhere, and it was a bore to write.

Jenny and April's world - Still up, but it's never gonna get updated. Unless someone reviews and begs me on their hands and knees that is...

Tales of an Elf - Complete.

More Tales of an Elf - Complete. The "Tales of an Elf" ...erm...duo, is over sobs

Interesting - Complete. Unfortunately, due to ff.net suddenly deciding to enforce a rule that I didn't even know existed (and that hadn't been enforced for ages) it's been deleted.

Gone - One-shot. And therefore complete.

Major to Minor - Still in the process of being written. However, unless ff.net changes it's rules, you'll never see the rest of it, as it too has been deleted.

An Elf and his Cat - Complete.

Return of An Elf and his Cat - In progress. Go and read it please :) ...and all the others, heh.

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Best Friends by cookiemunster reviews
Howard has been hiding his feelings for Vince for too long, but can his honesty allow them both to see who they really are? Rated for language and content, SLASH!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Cabin Fever by Fionhen reviews
The title is because this is what happens when I'm in too much. 100 prompts, 100 fics. They all will revolve around Simon but will have different pairings and characters. Slash happens! So does crack fic. And plenty of Wash.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Simon, Wash
Mood Ring by Fionhen reviews
SimonWash. Dr. Tam helps out Indepence pilot Hoban Washburne after the war. Takes place preseries and is AU most likely. Slash.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/13/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Simon, Wash
the nightmare by x-Miss-Kiki-Sohma-x reviews
Vince has a nightmare.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Complete
Crashing Through by 1917farmgirl reviews
Wash runs into a bit of trouble while getting supplies.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,981 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006
Not Really Hungry by Ender Victorious reviews
When Wash gets upset, he's comforted by Kaylee, and candy...mostly candy. Preseries, NOT a WashKaylee.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/18/2006
Safe in Her Arms by Twirl reviews
A dream of Niska wakes Wash in the middle of the night, and promts him to ask Zoe why she chose him. Post War Stories. Spoilers for said episode. One shot.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Sentence by Fionhen reviews
JayneWash. Not really a story. There are 50 sentences, based on the 50 word prompts I got. So it's like 50 ministories. There are spoilers for the movie. The sentences range from humorous to outright angsty.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Wash, Jayne - Complete
Lust is in the Air by Fionhen reviews
More crack!fic from me. It's ZoeWashMalJayne and despite the foursome it's all very tame and just for fun. Zoe and Wash are scheming.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Wash, Jayne - Complete
The Casualty by Willow Fireheart reviews
Wash loses someone very close to him. This is a silly fic, you have been warned!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
Shiny Things by Fionhen reviews
JayneWash. Wash has a thing for shiny, Jayne has a thing for bloody. A bit of knife and blood play.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Wash, Jayne - Complete
Voyeurs by Surplus Imagination reviews
A missing moment from 'Trash'. There ought to have been some ogling going on in Serenity in that desert scene.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Wash, Kaylee - Complete
Wash’s Dinosaurs by Lin16 reviews
We’ve seen them in action once, and how could anyone ignore their ever looming presence. Once again we shall witness the first encounter and its disastrous outcome.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Wash - Complete
Family by Miriellar reviews
Little Leggy's back- theres never a dull day in the the palace of Mirkwood. Cute little fic about Legolas and his parents
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/5/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Legolas
Change in the House of Flies by Yxonomei reviews
Everyone believes Will was killed when the Governor refused to pay the ransom. 5 years later Jack discovers that there are worse things than death and that a taunt made long before has become horribly prophetic. (Slash JSxWT, graphic torture&mutilation)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,963 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Adventures in Babysitting by Carrianne reviews
Will and Elizabeth decide to go out for the night leaving their two-year old daughter Isabelle with none other than Captain Jack Sparrow !COMPLETED!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Hello by freak and proud reviews
Second in a trilogy. Based on Hello by Evanescance. And umm... that's it! RR please.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Complete
Losing the Sea by Shyleigh reviews
(SLASH JW) (Companion to Fanning the Spark) Will Turner is beautiful. There's no other way Jack can describe him. But once Jack has him, will be able to keep him? Or only lose him...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
PoTc sings Chicago! by Miss.Understood3 reviews
First up Jack sings "All I care about is RUM!" based off Chicago the movieplay
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004
Not So Funny When It Happened by Lady Lorax reviews
Jack and Co. are naughty and get sent to Time Out to think about what they've done. No one learnes their lesson, of course. WillLiz, a bit 'o Sparrington. Total sillyness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2004
Fanning the Spark by Shyleigh reviews
(SLASH JW) There's a spark between him and Jack. Will can tell. If only he could extinguish the flame...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2004
A Queen's Fall by blahblah reviews
Legolas wonders of his mother's death. Aragorn fears of his destiny. When they both search for answers together, they unlock an old legacy and find themselves in peril. They just might relive the queen's fall. UPDATED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
Paint your name by McLean reviews
Jack discovers one of Will's secrets, but he already knows the darkest. JackWill
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 4/29/2004
Unspoken by Lady Elina reviews
Aragorn watches Legolas' sleep. A short one-shot piece. NB: slash content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ungwale Quenta by elenstar reviews
Chapter 9 up! Legolas is at his lowest point, where he feels really helpless. Now, he has found a way to leave all the bad luck...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,364 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn
Between the Lines by Blue Buick R reviews
Everyone is themselves...really.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2004
The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,762 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Legolas
The Journey Home by tigersmeleth reviews
What happens to Legolas and Gimli when they finally arrive on the shores of Valinor?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Pieces of the Heart by tigersmeleth reviews
It is the end of King Elessar’s reign and it is time for the last of the Fellowship to pass into the undying lands. Arwen is broken hearted and fades. Legolas prepares to leave for Valinor, all the while dealing with grief from Aragorn’s death and m
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Night With Ada by tigersmeleth reviews
SUMMARY: Seeing Aragorn spending time with his son Eldarion reminds Legolas of one unforgettable night during his childhood in Mirkwood, as well as his own heart through the years.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Legolas - Complete
POTC: The Curse of the Confused Cast by QueenOftheEggs reviews
It's Pirates of the Caribbean, only all of our favorite characters have switched places! Jacks in a dress? Elizabeth is a Commodore? Why is Annamaria the Governor?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
Tell Me a Tale by Yxonomei reviews
A bedridden Will makes Jack tell him tales. (Slash, raunchy humor, mild bashing of the use of OCs)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
Elvish Lessons by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
Legolas has a lot to learn, and a lot of things to teach too! Will he get it before it's too late? Chapter 2 is now here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002 - Legolas, Aragorn
Akai's Excuse for a Legolas Fic by the Red Nothing reviews
Written because Akai is too lazy to come up with a good plot, characters, etc, and is bored on Christmas Eve. Legolas... Well, he's Legolas. And, he's in this fic. Written in thirty minutes. That has been posted because of its stupidity.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2001
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Return of An Elf and his Cat reviews
Sequel to An Elf and his Cat. Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Legolas, Aragorn
An Elf and his Cat reviews
Another of my random fics, starring Legolas and - as the title suggests - his cat. R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,324 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Legolas
Gone reviews
One-shot. Elizabeth is gone. What can Will do?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
More Tales of an Elf reviews
The sequel to Tales of an Elf! All there is to say, really...please r&r. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2004 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Tales of an Elf reviews
The tale of an elf. Legolas, to be specific. Funny, if you have a sense of humor like mine :D Please r&r. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,826 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 2/24/2004 - Complete
Jenny and April's world
Buffy fanfic with a couple of added characters you won't know. Hope you enjoy it :D Rating may go up.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Published: 2/12/2004